Student Charged With Clogging Toilet (AP)

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Charge Flushed in Toilet Clogging Case
(AP)

Charge Flushed in Toilet Clogging Case
(AP) 09/01/2004 10:47 PM
AP - A criminal charge accusing a college student of intentionally clogging a toilet at a border crossing was dismissed after a prosecutor said there was no permanent damage or monetary loss. "That's beautiful," said Jesse Huffman, 19, a Great Falls resident attending Montana State University in Bozeman.

Charge Dropped in Toilet Clogging Case
(AP)

Charge Dropped in Toilet Clogging Case
(AP) 09/01/2004 07:08 PM
AP - A criminal charge accusing a college student of intentionally clogging a toilet at a border crossing was dismissed after a prosecutor said there was no permanent damage or monetary loss. "That's beautiful," said Jesse Huffman, 19, a Great Falls resident attending Montana State University in Bozeman.

Woman Charged After Toilet Paper Claim
(AP)

Woman Charged After Toilet Paper Claim
(AP) 04/15/2004 05:03 PM
AP - A 56-year-old woman has been charged with making a false report about poisoned toilet paper.

Fla. teacher charged in sex with student

Fla. teacher charged in sex with student 06/29/2004 03:36 PM

Man charged over student murder

Man charged over student murder 02/15/2004 05:36 AM
A man is charged with the murder of a Tyneside student nearly four years ago.

Fla. Student Charged for Biting Off Ear
(AP)

Fla. Student Charged for Biting Off Ear
(AP) 04/14/2005 07:55 PM
AP - A high school student was arrested for biting off part of a classmate's ear during a fight that started after he was cut off while driving into the school's entrance.

UT Student Charged with College Database
Break-in

UT Student Charged with College Database
Break-in 03/19/2003 10:42 PM

Man charged with stealing computer of
slain UF student

Man charged with stealing computer of
slain UF student 01/22/2004 08:42 PM
AP via Florida Times-Union Jan 23 2004 1:02AM GMT

Spammers Now Clogging Blogs, Cell Phones

Spammers Now Clogging Blogs, Cell Phones 11/13/2003 05:23 PM
AP via Daily Press Nov 13 2003 4:49PM ET

E-Mail Worm Clogging Network Traffic

E-Mail Worm Clogging Network Traffic 01/27/2004 11:31 AM
A new worm was replicating itself so quickly that some corporate networks were clogged with infected traffic within hours of its appearance Monday.

Diaphragm Seal from Blacoh Prevents
Clogging & “Dead Leg”

Diaphragm Seal from Blacoh Prevents
Clogging & “Dead Leg” 07/12/2004 02:07 AM
Blacoh’s Flow-Thru Sentinel diaphragm seals prevent the dead-leg effect common in most piping systems and provide the ideal solution for viscous or thick slurries which clog appendage type diaphragm seals. Flow-Thru models are easy to clean and allow quick changing of process fluids. Furthermore, all Sentinel diaphragms and seal bodies unconditionally GUARANTEED for three years from your date of purchase. [PRWEB Jul 12, 2004]

"toilet #45"

"toilet #45" 02/14/2004 03:42 AM

Toilet Trees

Toilet Trees 03/30/2005 01:12 AM
Where do you hide your nasty-ass toilet plunger so the house guests won't see it? Under an attention-getting, gawdy as hell fake plant - duh.

coming to a toilet near you soon...

coming to a toilet near you soon... 04/28/2004 11:45 AM
jeff goldblum is watching you poop... - NSFW.

World Toilet Day

World Toilet Day 11/17/2003 03:10 PM
Cl imb on Board Seemingly in line with the tenor of much of the discussion here lately, I present for your delectation World Toilet Day 2003 on Nov. 19, brought to you by the folks at the World Toilet Organization. My good buddy AL's on board....

U.S. integrity down the toilet

U.S. integrity down the toilet 06/06/2005 12:00 AM
Forget about Newsweek: The Pentagon reveals more details of Quran desecration at Gitmo (very late on a Friday). No evidence of flushing -- but does splashing urine on the holy book count as abuse?

iCan... **not** Apple's new toilet.

iCan... **not** Apple's new toilet. 11/04/2003 03:41 PM
The BBC introduces it's new grass-roots political website iCan. After research showed (surprise surprise) that "many people are very disillusioned and cynical about politicians and local civic institutions" moves were made to set up iCan, to enable people to get information on and engage in local and national political issues. With search tools to find actions on local issues, message boards, and the ability to create a website for your cause, "iCan aims to make politics accessible to ordinary people confronting a problem." It's also one of the things Rupert Murdoch and The Guardian would like to squash.

"RIAA Toilet Paper"

"RIAA Toilet Paper" 08/13/2004 09:48 PM

Toilet Paper Scalability

Toilet Paper Scalability 03/14/2005 06:06 PM

Here's a fun example of why scalability is hard: What problems do you run into by going parallel on your toilet paper dispenser?

Although most homes have only single roll holders, most commercial establishments have long ago switched to devices that hold multiple rolls. We decided to install one, so we purchased holder of two rolls, side by side.

We discovered that although we now had two rolls instead of one, the problem was not solved. Both rolls ran out at the same time. Sure, it took twice as long before the rolls emptied, but we were still stuck with the same problem: no more paper. We had discovered that the switch to two rolls meant we had to use more sophisticated behavior: the algorithm for tearing of paper mattered.

A fun article with a good look into how computer nerds look at the world, but it also hints at actual issues with scalability: More does not automatically equal better.

Toto Intelligence Toilet

Toto Intelligence Toilet 03/29/2005 04:22 AM

Toto's new "Intelligence Toilet" system brings health measurements only a bathroom away. For mere thousands of dollars, the Intelligence Toilet system will measure urine sugar, blood pressure, body fat and weight on a daily basis. Since there is very little human intervention required, it's almost lazy enough for me to use. The data can be transferred over a home network too, for viewing on your PC. Sony Online Entertainment has announced the next version of Everquest will interface with this as well, so creating an in-game likeness of yourself is as easy as going to the bathroom.

Official Homepage [Toto]

New York Times on the toilet

New York Times on the toilet 04/19/2005 11:04 AM
David Pescovitz: Today's New York Times has an article about the toilet market with a few interesting bits about American Standard's design center:

In one room, 12 toilets are flushing as if under ghostly control; an electronic machine is pulling the virtual levers - and manipulating water temperature and pressure as well. In smaller rooms nearby, one man is alternately flushing cylinders of miso paste, wadded-up paper, and as many as 24 golf balls at a time, while another is inspecting different glazes on ceramic tiles.

Men and machines are testing and retesting the Champion, a low-to-medium priced but technically advanced toilet. American Standard, the world's largest maker of bathroom and kitchen products, has promised consumers that the Champion will never clog.

Link

wcnt - wav composer not toilet

wcnt - wav composer not toilet 03/20/2003 10:42 AM
wcnt - Wav Composer Not Toilet is Released!

Toilet Paper algorithms ( jnd.org )

Toilet Paper algorithms ( jnd.org ) 03/17/2005 02:49 AM
algorithms for properly using a dual toilet paper holder .. usability analysis of toilet-roll holders by Don Norman .. When scientists attack the toliet roll problem .. intimate secrets .. ( jnd.org ) .. algorithms

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Taiwanese Cat Is Toilet Trained (AP)

Taiwanese Cat Is Toilet Trained (AP) 04/14/2004 07:52 AM
AP - A white and tan Taiwanese cat made his successful television debut — on the toilet.

Collected toilet walls

Collected toilet walls 04/11/2004 10:16 PM
Writings on the Stall is a site that collects bathroom graffiti -- they want your submissions. Link (Thanks, Jonathan!)

Web Site Lets You Vote With Your Toilet

Web Site Lets You Vote With Your Toilet 06/27/2004 04:51 AM
Gag Gift Aims To Lighten Partisan Campaign Using Toilet Paper [PRWEB Jun 27, 2004]

Attack of the Toilet Tube Robots

Attack of the Toilet Tube Robots 04/21/2004 11:29 AM
Wired News writes about development of a new type of swarming robot, called 'Scouts,' that can autonomously coordinate their actions, allowing them to cover large areas where GPS can't find them and human-control would be too cumbersome. About the size and shape of a toilet-paper tube, the units may eventually...

Toto's Techno Toilet Tomorrow

Toto's Techno Toilet Tomorrow 05/31/2004 09:49 AM

Apparently toilet technologists Toto have felt the rains down in Africa one too many times, developing a new backdoor spritzer known as the 'Washlet' that tries to give a modern-day spin to the bidet. While Science Toilets are nothing new -- the Japanese have led this field for decades, for better or worse (see: Tubgirl) -- Toto is pushing the Washlet with all they've got, with videos, infomercials, and even a multi-story Times Square ad. Will Americans finally warm up to a warm water pulse on their sour apples? I could assume, but opinions are like assholes: they often feel cleanest when hit with a jet of heated steam.

Meanwhile, back in Japan, Toto has added a 'hydroelectric' convertor that uses the wasted flush energy to power the infrared sensor, keeping the internal battery charged for up to 10 years. It even tries to guess what number you've worked out and adjusts the amount of water as appropriate. (Thanks, Robert!)
Read - Product Page [Washlet]
Read - Hydroelectric Toilet [Dottocomu]

Danes Help With Toilet Paper Shortage
(AP)

Danes Help With Toilet Paper Shortage
(AP) 05/07/2004 09:16 AM
AP - Danes rushed emergency relief to their Nordic siblings in Norway on Friday to help wipe out a toilet paper shortage.

Voyeur filmed women in toilet

Voyeur filmed women in toilet 09/03/2004 02:31 PM
A computer expert admits filming women in a toilet to gratify a sexual fetish.

Car damaged by flying portable toilet

Car damaged by flying portable toilet 06/09/2004 12:03 PM

Car Damaged by Flying Portable Toilet
(AP)

Car Damaged by Flying Portable Toilet
(AP) 06/09/2004 10:19 AM
AP - A woman's car was badly damaged Wednesday when a portable toilet was whisked into the air in a storm and flung down on the hood of her car, police said.

ShitBegone: no-frills toilet paper

ShitBegone: no-frills toilet paper 04/20/2004 11:21 AM
A Boing Boing reader sez: "ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life. ShitBegone Value is a basic, 100% recycled toilet paper for those who don't need to pay for top-notch softness— like businesses and single men." 96 rolls for $44.99 Link

| State drags the chain on toilet tax

| State drags the chain on toilet tax 08/14/2004 01:05 AM
News.com.au - Sat Aug 14, 01:48 am GMT

The Australian National Public Toilet
Map

The Australian National Public Toilet
Map 07/06/2004 10:05 AM
The Australian National Public Toilet Map.

Toto's Daily Check-up Toilet

Toto's Daily Check-up Toilet 03/29/2005 08:52 AM

If I had to pick a toilet company, clearly Toto would be my favorite. They've moved well beyond the orifice squirting and heating air drying of standard Japanese space toilets to add glucose level, blood pressure, fat percentage, and weight testing, all from your urine.

Okay, not exactly, but the whole Toto system, which is currently set to be sold by the Yamato house building corporation in Japan, does transform a lowly bathroom into a full-fledged sick bay.

Intelligent toilets according to TOTO [AkihabaraNews]

Talking Toilet Orders Men to Sit Down
(Reuters)

Talking Toilet Orders Men to Sit Down
(Reuters) 05/20/2004 08:32 AM
Reuters - A German inventor who developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up has sold more than 1.6 million devices, his business manager said on Tuesday.

Public toilet lets you see out, but
people can't see in

Public toilet lets you see out, but
people can't see in 06/21/2004 01:42 PM
Here's a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland that's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box. I don't think I'd be able to go. Link (Thanks, DocX!)

0401: iPoo GPS Toilet Locator

0401: iPoo GPS Toilet Locator 04/01/2005 09:28 AM

A GPS device with pre-loaded location data for the UK's toilets. So wouldn't that just be the whole country? Zing!

Also, it would help if I had seen more of your homeland than just Heathrow, I guess.

UK company creates iPoo - the GPS toilet locator [Pocket-Lint]

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Wis. woman charged with faking abduction

Wis. woman charged with faking abduction 04/14/2004 01:20 PM

Woman Charged With Faking Own Abduction
(AP)

Woman Charged With Faking Own Abduction
(AP) 04/14/2004 11:49 PM
AP - A college student accused of faking her own kidnapping last month was charged Wednesday with lying to police in what they suggested was a desperate attempt to get her boyfriend's attention. Audrey Seiler, a 20-year-old sophomore at the University of Wisconsin, was charged with two misdemeanor counts of obstructing officers. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Wis. Woman Charged With Faking Abduction
(AP)

Wis. Woman Charged With Faking Abduction
(AP) 04/14/2004 11:40 AM
AP - Audrey Seiler, the University of Wisconsin sophomore accused of staging her own disappearance last month, was charged Wednesday with two misdemeanor counts of obstructing officers.

N.J. Woman Charged With Kidnapping

N.J. Woman Charged With Kidnapping 12/25/2003 02:02 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 25 2003 0:38AM ET

Father charged with bride murder

Father charged with bride murder 08/18/2004 02:49 AM
The father of a newly-wed bride found shot at her home in Nottinghamshire is charged with her murder.

Man Charged in Alleged Plot on Ohio Mall
(AP)

Man Charged in Alleged Plot on Ohio Mall
(AP) 06/14/2004 11:26 AM
AP - A Somali native living in Ohio has been charged with plotting with other al-Qaida operatives to blow up a Columbus-area shopping mall, according to an indictment unsealed Monday.

Somali Is Charged With Plotting Bombing
in Ohio

Somali Is Charged With Plotting Bombing
in Ohio 06/14/2004 12:58 PM

Somali Charged in Plot on Ohio Mall (AP)

Somali Charged in Plot on Ohio Mall (AP) 06/14/2004 09:16 PM
AP - A Somali man has been charged with plotting to bomb an Ohio shopping mall, the type of vulnerable target in the nation's heartland that U.S. officials have warned that terrorists want to strike.

Ohio Priest Charged in Nun's 1980
Killing (AP)

Ohio Priest Charged in Nun's 1980
Killing (AP) 04/24/2004 11:34 AM
AP - A Roman Catholic priest was charged in the 1980 killing of a nun whose body was found in the chapel of the hospital where he served as chaplain, police said.

Somali Charged with Plotting to Blow Up
Ohio Mall (Reuters)

Somali Charged with Plotting to Blow Up
Ohio Mall (Reuters) 06/14/2004 01:27 PM
Reuters - A Somali man living in Ohio was charged with plotting with al Qaeda supporters to blow up a shopping mall in Columbus, Ohio, Attorney General John Ashcroft said on Monday.

Raw Print | Republican Ohio Secretary
of State boasts about
"delivering" Ohio to Bush

Raw Print | Republican Ohio Secretary
of State boasts about
"delivering" Ohio to Bush 01/06/2005 04:46 AM
Smoking Gun Ken Blackwell Letter: Brags About Stopping the "Disaster" of a Kerry Victory from Happening. Will the Senate Democrats Just Yawn as They and Democracy are Mocked by Bush's Katherine Harris in Ohio? (Scroll Down) 1/5 .. revealed .. deliver

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Faking it

Faking it 06/04/2004 08:56 AM
Can I stop him from going by pretending to come?

Faking Stock

Faking Stock 01/07/2004 01:57 PM
Should top leaders actively trade stock in their own companies? Take the Fast Company poll.

Faking SOAP principles

Faking SOAP principles 07/08/2002 10:50 PM
CNET Jul 8 2002 10:13PM ET

Man Scares Off Robbers by Faking Seizure
(AP)

Man Scares Off Robbers by Faking Seizure
(AP) 06/07/2004 07:30 AM
AP - An Australian man visiting a southern Chinese city scared off robbers demanding the security code for his ATM card by faking an epileptic seizure.

Faking Out Social Network Systems

Faking Out Social Network Systems 01/02/2004 06:19 PM
It's no secret that I'm not a huge fan of many of these social networking services. I have nothing against them, I just don't see how they'll ever make much money - because they're mostly based on two ideas that have trouble standing up to scrutiny: (a) people with rich social networks have no problem subsidizing those with weak networks and (b) you can easily define relationships in a binary way. However, I hadn't even considered other issues with social networks, such as the ability to use them for questionable purposes. For example, this article, which focuses on the security weaknesses of some of these sites briefly mentions a very sneaky use of such a system: virtual identity theft. For example, you create a profile at LinkedIn, pretending to work at a competitor. Then, you sit back and intercept any messages that are intended to go that competitor and use them for your own business instead. Of course, in this case it depends on others in your network not noting that you're lying, but the number of people I've heard of using Linked in who have made connections with people they barely know makes this completely plausible.

Faking Dual Inheritance Classes in PHP

Faking Dual Inheritance Classes in PHP 10/15/2002 07:15 AM
WebmasterBase Oct 14 2002 9:13PM ET

There Goes the Bride

There Goes the Bride 04/27/2004 05:19 PM
DxBender is auctioning (and modeling) his ex-wife's $1,200 wedding dress: "Personally, I think it looks like a $1,200 shower curtain, but what do I know about this. All I want is a ball game and beer." (04-27)

Man Admits Faking Story of Wife's Death
(AP)

Man Admits Faking Story of Wife's Death
(AP) 02/15/2004 12:01 PM
AP - A man believed to have been the victim of a cruel prankster who told him his wife had been killed in Iraq has admitted concocting the story and was arrested Sunday, authorities said.

Man Held for Faking Wife's Death in Iraq
(AP)

Man Held for Faking Wife's Death in Iraq
(AP) 02/15/2004 02:31 PM
AP - A man believed to have been the victim of a cruel prankster who told him his wife had been killed in Iraq has admitted concocting the story and was arrested Sunday, authorities said.

Faking SOAP principles with familiar
techniques

Faking SOAP principles with familiar
techniques 07/05/2002 10:59 PM
CNET Jul 5 2002 10:12PM ET

Federal charge possible in N.D.
kidnapping

Federal charge possible in N.D.
kidnapping 04/18/2004 12:23 PM

Kidnapping Entrepreneurs in Iraq

Kidnapping Entrepreneurs in Iraq 03/28/2005 08:09 AM
NYT.  The kidnapping business in Iraq.  Scattered anecdotal evidence suggests that the epidemic of kidnapping, especially of children, is a force like no other in driving from Iraq the educated professionals who are critically needed for the rebuilding of the country. As stoic as Iraqis often are about the perils they face in their daily lives, kidnapping contributes to the national sense of instability and fuels mutual distrust - particularly because many kidnappings rely on people close to the target who pass information on net worth, daily habits and other matters of interest to hostage takers.

Technology makes it easier:

A profusion of mobile phones and SIM cards - memory chips for the phones - sold throughout Iraq from small and often unregistered shops made tracing calls from sophisticated kidnappers all but impossible, Colonel Faisel said. And he said that for all their help, American military and intelligence officials in Iraq had been slow to share surveillance technology that could aid the Iraqis in nailing the callers.

A highly decentralized business:

At least three different groups of kidnapping entrepreneurs became involved in his case, he said, the one that kidnapped him, another that guarded the container, and a third that tortured him periodically with steel-bristled brushes. The third group bargained with the first group to "purchase" him.

Three Teens Accused of Kidnapping Boy,
15 (AP)

Three Teens Accused of Kidnapping Boy,
15 (AP) 03/19/2005 02:20 AM
AP - Three teenagers kidnapped a 15-year-old and ordered his father to drop off a $50 ransom at a Taco Bell restaurant, authorities said. The father called police instead, and the teens were arrested.

Federal Charge Possible in N.D.
Kidnapping (AP)

Federal Charge Possible in N.D.
Kidnapping (AP) 04/18/2004 09:50 AM
AP - The man charged with kidnapping University of North Dakota student Dru Sjodin could face a federal murder charge after the woman's body was apparently discovered in a ravine near his hometown.

Macedonia Officials Suspected of Faking
Terror Plot

Macedonia Officials Suspected of Faking
Terror Plot 05/16/2004 10:44 PM
The Macedonian government has been accused of executing migrants in March of 2002, claiming they were intent on attacking Western embassies.

Japanese Man Sues Gov't for Kidnapping
(AP)

Japanese Man Sues Gov't for Kidnapping
(AP) 06/09/2004 02:54 AM
AP - A Japanese activist who was briefly held captive in Iraq has sued his own government, saying its decision to send troops to the region angered his kidnappers and was to blame for his ordeal.

Two Egyptians Seized in Baghdad
Kidnapping

Two Egyptians Seized in Baghdad
Kidnapping 09/24/2004 03:45 AM
Reuters via Wired News Sep 24 2004 7:59AM GMT

Iraqi PM rejects kidnapping deal

Iraqi PM rejects kidnapping deal 07/24/2004 09:31 AM
Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi tells Egypt not to bow to kidnappers who seized an Egyptian diplomat.

Baghdad kidnapping crisis deepens

Baghdad kidnapping crisis deepens 09/24/2004 07:20 AM
Two Egyptians are seized in Baghdad as fears mount in the UK and Italy over their kidnapped nationals.

Student Charged With Clogging Toilet (AP)

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