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Emergency Notification Systems from
National Notification Network Help
Prepare For and Prevent Future
Communication Disasters Like 9/11

Emergency Notification Systems from
National Notification Network Help
Prepare For and Prevent Future
Communication Disasters Like 9/11 07/26/2004 03:47 AM
Mass notification system provider, National Notification Network (3n) explains what happens when communication goes wrong and how automated notification systems can help prevent future tragedies. [PRWEB Jul 26, 2004]

Three Digital Technology Entrepreneurs
Collaborate to Stimulate Math and
Science Learning in Urban Areas with the
Urban Video Game Academy

Three Digital Technology Entrepreneurs
Collaborate to Stimulate Math and
Science Learning in Urban Areas with the
Urban Video Game Academy 06/05/2005 10:52 PM
Digital Arts & Technology Learning Center announces the Urban Video Game Academy at E3. The newly formed private non-profit organization will use the video game development model to enhance math and science performance in school-age students across the US. [PRWEB May 20, 2005]

Mass Notification System Version 2 from
National Notification Network Expands
Emergency Communication and
Non-Emergency Capabilities

Mass Notification System Version 2 from
National Notification Network Expands
Emergency Communication and
Non-Emergency Capabilities 05/31/2004 01:51 PM
National Notification Network recently released Version 2 of its mass notification system to expand the systems’ capabilities to be more customizable and comprehensive, accommodating a wider array of emergency and non-emergency situations. [PRWEB May 31, 2004]

Mass Notification System Selection Tips
– 6 Key Considerations for Selecting an
Appropriate Notification System

Mass Notification System Selection Tips
– 6 Key Considerations for Selecting an
Appropriate Notification System 06/15/2004 10:08 AM
Mass notification system provider, National Notification Network (3n), shares the 6 key considerations to focus on when selecting a mass notification system for emergency and non-emergency communications. [PRWEB Jun 15, 2004]

Emergency Notification Service Selection
Tips - 3n Advises Organizations on the
Top 10 things to Consider When
Evaluating Emergency Notification
Service Providers

Emergency Notification Service Selection
Tips - 3n Advises Organizations on the
Top 10 things to Consider When
Evaluating Emergency Notification
Service Providers 06/04/2004 02:35 AM
3n shares their expertise with organizations considering investing in an Emergency Notification Service. Careful evaluation based on 10 key evaluation criteria will lead to successful implementation and utilization of an Emergency (and Non-Emergency) Notification Service. [PRWEB Jun 4, 2004]

"Ted Rall is an asshole"

"Ted Rall is an asshole" 05/08/2004 09:06 AM

biggest asshole in town

biggest asshole in town 05/10/2004 04:13 PM
NIMBY

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asshole gen. boykin linked to POW abuse

asshole gen. boykin linked to POW abuse 05/12/2004 12:07 AM
this man does not represent my america, and does not fight in my name

New Schwarzenegger mini-book: "Sue Me
Asshole"

New Schwarzenegger mini-book: "Sue Me
Asshole" 05/04/2004 10:52 AM
Hot on the heels of Governor Schwarzenegger's legal threats against a bobble-head manufacturer, claiming his publicity rights preculded the manufacture of an Arnold dollie, the good people at Fair Use press have published a downloadable book about the governor called "Sue Me Asshole," which sports a photo of Schwarzenegger posing naked, his genitals reduced to impotent hilarity by photoshop wizardry. The book contains a copy of the threatening lawyer-letter, some analysis and a links to further reading. Link (Warning: Contains explicit gubernatorial nude man-fruit) (Thanks, Mack!)

Responding to your critics always makes
you look like an asshole

Responding to your critics always makes
you look like an asshole 02/05/2005 09:25 PM
Cory Doctorow: There's an old truism that any artist who responds to her/his critics comes off looking like an asshole, and no more proof is needed than this, an asinine letter that Rob Schneider published in the form of a full-page paid ad in Variety to respond to a critic who slammed Duece Bigalow Two on the front page of the LA Times. Man, he comes off looking like an asshole in spades here. Full page ad in Variety to publish this twaddle? Christ, that's practically the definition of too much money, not enough sense.

My name is Rob Schneider and I am responding to your January 26th front page cover story in the LA Times, where you used my upcoming sequel to 'Deuce Bigalow' as an example of why Hollywood Studios are lagging behind the Independents in Academy nominations. According to your logic, Hollywood Studios are too busy making sequels like "Deuce Bigalow' instead of making movies that you would like to see.

Well Mr. Goldstein, as far as your snide comments about me and my film not being nominated for an Academy Award, I decided to do some research to find what awards you have won.

I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind, Disappointed, I went to the Pulitzer Prize database of past winners and nominees. I though, surely, there must be an omission. I typed in the name Patrick Goldstein and again, zippo—nada. No Pulitzer Prizes or nominations for a 'Mr. Patrick Goldstein.' There was, however, a nomination for an Amy Goldstein. I contacted Ms. Goldstein in Rhode Island, she assured me she was not an alias of yours and in fact like most of the World had no idea of our existence.

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2004 Asshole of the Year Awards.

2004 Asshole of the Year Awards. 12/22/2004 01:19 AM
As 2004 comes to a close, it's time to consider the year's most vile, dimwitted, and disgusting personalities. The nominees are...

ID Cards: Home Affairs Committee to give
ID Cards bill thorough examination

ID Cards: Home Affairs Committee to give
ID Cards bill thorough examination 04/28/2004 06:09 AM
PublicTechnology.net Apr 28 2004 10:27AM GMT

ATP Announces Industrial Grade SD Cards
- Ruggedized SD Memory Cards to Endure
Extreme Temperatures, Shock and
Vibration in Harsh Environments

ATP Announces Industrial Grade SD Cards
- Ruggedized SD Memory Cards to Endure
Extreme Temperatures, Shock and
Vibration in Harsh Environments 04/06/2005 02:40 AM
ATP Electronics Inc., a premium manufacturer of digital flash media products, today announced a new line of highly durable and reliable Industrial Grade SD (SecureDigital) Flash Cards. ATP Industrial Grade SD Cards are designed for demanding Industrial applications such as military, automotive, marine navigation, aviation, and manufacturing, where mission critical data requires the highest level of reliability, durability, and data integrity. [PRWEB Apr 6, 2005]

Notification Server 5.5 SP2 Now
Available

Notification Server 5.5 SP2 Now
Available 06/01/2004 05:13 PM

Mail Notification 0.5.0

Mail Notification 0.5.0 07/21/2004 04:42 PM
A status icon (aka tray icon) that informs you if you have new mail.

Generating a Web Notification Box

Generating a Web Notification Box 04/13/2004 05:00 PM

MOM 2005 Notification

MOM 2005 Notification 07/29/2004 05:17 PM

Mail Notification 0.3.2

Mail Notification 0.3.2 12/24/2003 12:08 PM
A mail notification for the GNOME 2.0 system tray.

Mail Notification 0.6.1

Mail Notification 0.6.1 08/18/2004 10:11 PM
A status icon (aka tray icon) that informs you if you have new mail.

Status Notification

Status Notification 11/25/2003 10:26 PM

Stat us Notification is a web application pattern from Ian Bickling that uses sessions to solve the problem of how to display simple status messages without displaying whole pages with just a one line message on them or passing a message in a URL. My current project could certainly benefit from this.

PM FAQ: Email Notification

PM FAQ: Email Notification 06/06/2004 10:01 PM

Mail Notification 0.6.2

Mail Notification 0.6.2 09/08/2004 11:30 PM
A status icon (aka tray icon) that informs you if you have new mail.

SUS FAQ: Notification of New Updates

SUS FAQ: Notification of New Updates 09/06/2004 05:52 PM

PPC FAQ: iPAQ Notification Lights

PPC FAQ: iPAQ Notification Lights 01/04/2004 01:39 AM

"The urban maze"

"The urban maze" 08/22/2004 04:11 AM

Urban archaeologist

Urban archaeologist 06/16/2004 10:20 AM
Julia Solis is the intrepid explorer behind Dark Passage, a magnificent Web site showcasing the urban ruins of New York City and elsewhere. An abandoned hospital, a deserted jail, a hollow subway tubes... all are subjected to Soils's "exercises in forensic archaeology." Smithsonian magazine recently published a profile of Solis:

"These places contain the residue of the many souls that have passed through over the years," she says. "The less a place has been explored, the better, because the air hasn't been diluted and the soul marks are fresh."

Link

Another Urban Legend

Another Urban Legend 12/19/2004 03:55 PM
I got the following from a family member today: Starting Jan 1, 2005, all cell phone numbers will be made public to telemarketing firms. So this means as of Jan 1, your cell phone may start ringing off the hook...

Urban Shadow

Urban Shadow 07/18/2004 06:59 AM
New spark in project!

Urban birdcalls

Urban birdcalls 02/10/2004 02:55 AM
On my way back to the office after lunch, I heard a whistle from far down the street. A second later, I heard another. Whistle after whistle sounded, each closer than the next. It was only when I saw a man in uniform checking the parking meters down the block that I also noticed several whistling men heading for their not-so-legally parked delivery trucks....

Removing Critical Update Notification

Removing Critical Update Notification 08/23/2004 07:00 AM

Notification Server as a Scalable
Solution

Notification Server as a Scalable
Solution 08/03/2004 11:03 AM

10.3: Receive notification of incoming
faxes

10.3: Receive notification of incoming
faxes 12/08/2003 11:45 AM
This weekend, I had occasion to use the fax receive feature in Panther for the first time. Though it worked well, I was somewhat surprised that there wasn't a "fax received" notification. Sure, you can print it or have it ema...

Open Internet Notification Tool

Open Internet Notification Tool 11/12/2003 02:56 PM
OpenINT homepage active!

Microsoft Security Notification Service

Microsoft Security Notification Service 10/29/2003 11:30 PM
This is a free e-mail notification service that Microsoft uses to send information to customers about the security of Microsoft products. The goal of this service is to provide our customers with accurate information that they can use to inform and protect themselves from malicious attacks. We digitally sign all security bulletins. To verify the signature, please download our PGP key here. The key's fingerprint is 5E39 0633 D6B3 9788 F776 D980 AB7A 9432.

SquirrelMail "vendor" notification
feeler

SquirrelMail "vendor" notification
feeler 06/17/2005 04:53 PM
Posted by Jonathan Angliss, Thursday, 16 June

PHPBuilder: PHP Web Mail Posting &
Notification

PHPBuilder: PHP Web Mail Posting &
Notification 05/18/2004 07:30 AM
New today from PHPBuilder.com is an article talking about the creation of a script that, when a new post is made or a new notification is in order, this script will grab it and send it along via email.

Bandwidth Throttling for Notification
Server

Bandwidth Throttling for Notification
Server 07/26/2004 02:29 AM

New Mail Notification with WinXP SP1 and
ISA Server

New Mail Notification with WinXP SP1 and
ISA Server 07/09/2004 01:31 AM

Notification Server PocketPC Support

Notification Server PocketPC Support 04/15/2005 05:05 AM

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Google meets Wall Street and Main Street

Google meets Wall Street and Main Street 05/01/2004 01:03 PM
UPI May 1 2004 5:36PM GMT

Folk street-art in discarded urban space

Folk street-art in discarded urban space 02/10/2004 04:49 AM
BoingBoing reader Heidi says,

"Rob Walker writes about the North Claiborne area of New Orleans, where a community still uses an area as public space -- even though it's now under a freeway. Some of the highway support columns are painted with murals, but the most interesting column is plastered with newspaper obituaries of neighborhood residents. Photos are included in the essay."

Link

Wall Street

Wall Street 04/08/2005 07:53 PM
Wall Street - How it Works, and for Whom, by Doug Henwood. Sold over 20,000 copies as paperback. Acclaimed by Crooked Timber. Available for free under a Creative Commons license (Amazon).

Buy When Wall Street Won't

Buy When Wall Street Won't 04/14/2005 12:30 PM
Three ways to profit when there's value inside.

Q&A: Sun to refocus on Wall Street

Q&A: Sun to refocus on Wall Street 07/30/2004 05:42 PM
Sun's Stuart Wells discusses his new role as senior vice president of the company's Wall Street technologies and the company's strategy for winning back business from financial services firms.

Why I Hate Wall Street

Why I Hate Wall Street 04/15/2005 01:07 PM
Wall Street preys on ignorance by pretending that investing is harder than it is.

The Wall Street Diet

The Wall Street Diet 07/23/2004 11:23 AM
Plump returns are often the handiwork of lean portfolios.

Sun to woo Wall Street customers

Sun to woo Wall Street customers 09/20/2004 07:05 PM
San Jose Mercury News Sep 20 2004 11:39PM GMT

Sun looks for turn-around on Wall Street

Sun looks for turn-around on Wall Street 09/20/2004 06:48 PM
SAN FRANCISCO - On Tuesday, executives from Sun Microsystems Inc. will head to Wall Street, hoping to convince customers and partners in the financial industry that the company continues to be viable in the industry that Sun President and Chief Operating Officer Jonathan Scwhartz affectionately refers to as "the swamp from which we spawned." Sun is expected to make a number of new product and partnership announcements during an event for customers, press and analysts at the W Hotel in New York City on Tuesday.

The Wall Street Journal

The Wall Street Journal 03/06/2004 01:53 AM

opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110004777
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Wall Street on Alert

Wall Street on Alert 08/02/2004 09:57 AM
Our financial institutions may be under alert, but your portfolio doesn't have to be.

Wall Street inches up

Wall Street inches up 12/26/2003 12:25 PM
globetechnology.com Dec 26 2003 11:17AM ET

Google vs. Wall Street

Google vs. Wall Street 05/08/2004 11:06 PM
Washington Post May 9 2004 2:47AM GMT

Cox Wants Out Of Wall Street Scrutiny

Cox Wants Out Of Wall Street Scrutiny 08/02/2004 01:39 PM
It appears that cable company Cox Communications is sick of all the pressures of being a public company. Believing that the short term pressures of Wall Street are holding back their ability to aggressively take on the competition, the company is trying to buy out public shareholders and take the company private. This does come right after what was labeled a "disappointing" quarter, so it appears that the family that controls Cox simply is fed up with having to worry about such things every few months.

"there were are in the Wall Street
Journal"

"there were are in the Wall Street
Journal" 04/16/2004 09:02 PM

"Wall Street Journal"

"Wall Street Journal" 07/26/2004 04:08 AM

Sun Looks to Wall Street in a Comeback
Bid

Sun Looks to Wall Street in a Comeback
Bid 09/20/2004 01:06 AM
Long given up for dead (or dying), Sun is turning its own business on its head by offering to integrate many different systems.

The Wall Street Journal's fog of war

The Wall Street Journal's fog of war 02/05/2005 09:14 PM
The Wall Street Journal features a science column today that points out one of the dangers -- or, depending on your perspective, benefits -- of spreading false information: Even if you retract it, people sometimes believe it.

Sun looks to Wall Street in comeback bid

Sun looks to Wall Street in comeback bid 09/20/2004 01:27 PM
CNET News.com Sep 20 2004 5:43PM GMT

Download Wall Street

Download Wall Street 04/09/2005 05:16 AM
Wall Street, the book, available under a CC licence

wallstreetthebook.com
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Unflappable Wall Street

Unflappable Wall Street 08/02/2004 03:55 PM
Plus, P&G no gamble, satellite radio comes around, and will investors go for Google?

Go Out and Buy the Wall Street Journal
Today

Go Out and Buy the Wall Street Journal
Today 03/11/2003 09:43 AM

Go Out and Buy the Wall Street Journal Today

If you work in technology as a vendor or consultant, you should really, really, really get the journal today.  The main front page store is on how the CIO for Verizon is "squeezing" vendors to cut their costs.  It really is scary. Here's the precis and if you're a subscriber the link:

Mr. Kheradpir Puts the Squeeze on Tech
For clues to the tech sector's failure to revive sagging sales, pay a visit to Shaygan Kheradpir. Verizon's chief information officer relentlessly pushes his charges to get more out of less equipment, an attitude that spells gloom for tech giants.

The article is excellent and a wake up call I suspect for a lot of us.  This is very similar to what I wrote recently about all vendors getting squeezed in the down economy (and why no link?  I can't $#$# find it since Roogle is current not archival .. Hm... ).

Wall Street Journal liberals: And then
there were none

Wall Street Journal liberals: And then
there were none 02/05/2005 10:19 PM
Over at the New York Times, William Safire has retired, and people are speculating about whether the paper will replace him with another conservative, or whether David Brooks constitutes a sufficient dosage.

Meanwhile, the Wall Street Journal op-ed roster recently lost its one token liberal voice when Al Hunt decided to leave the paper. Hunt was never a terribly exciting writer, but at least he exposed the Journal's readership to a glimmer of light from outside its own serenely hermetic universe. Would the Journal keep any room on its opinion pages -- otherwise filled with the usual motley gang of social neanderthals, rad-lib[ertarians] and Bush sycophants -- for a dissenting voice?

Apparently not. Today the paper told its readers that Hunt's old Thursday slot was going to be filled by a rotating gang of commentary writers presenting outside-the-Beltway perspectives.

Look, I'm all for getting out of the Beltway. But getting out of your own partisan wagon-circle is also healthy. Doesn't the Journal have room for a single dissenter? Or is that whole concept just so, like, pre-9/11 that the Journal doesn't even think it's worth addressing?

Storm Chasing on Wall Street

Storm Chasing on Wall Street 09/19/2004 03:24 PM
Long before Hurricane Ivan made landfall, a special breed of money managers was carefully tracking its development.

Make Wall Street Your Bank

Make Wall Street Your Bank 04/11/2005 02:59 PM
Not happy with 0.9% interest? Here's how to do better.

Why Wall Street wants Google to fail

Why Wall Street wants Google to fail 08/05/2004 11:24 PM
MSN MoneyCentral Aug 6 2004 3:11AM GMT

Sun tops Wall Street estimates

Sun tops Wall Street estimates 01/16/2004 11:03 AM
ZDNet Jan 15 2004 11:50PM GMT

Today's Wall Street Journal

Today's Wall Street Journal 12/27/2003 01:57 AM
FORD FUNDING TERRORISTS

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Wall Street Could See Volatile Week (AP)

Wall Street Could See Volatile Week (AP) 03/27/2005 04:00 PM
AP - With Wall Street's fears of inflation confirmed by the Federal Reserve, investors are now looking for proof that the economy will be strong enough to handle the increased pricing pressure and additional expected Fed interest rate increases.

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