Oregon town up for sale (Reuters)

Grok Headline matches for Oregon town up for sale (Reuters)

Tiny Oregon Town Getting First Stoplight
(AP)

Tiny Oregon Town Getting First Stoplight
(AP) 03/28/2005 10:09 AM
AP - A bit of the big city is coming to La Pine.

Biotechs come to town to see what's for
sale

Biotechs come to town to see what's for
sale 06/23/2004 07:35 AM
San Jose Mercury News Jun 23 2004 11:45AM GMT

Arizona Town for Sale on EBay for $5.5M

Arizona Town for Sale on EBay for $5.5M 12/18/2003 02:23 PM
AP via Daily Press Dec 18 2003 1:07PM ET

California town for sale on eBay finally
sold

California town for sale on eBay finally
sold 05/21/2004 08:18 AM

Town sale on eBay fails; Bridgeville
back on market

Town sale on eBay fails; Bridgeville
back on market 12/27/2003 11:23 PM
SiliconValley.com Dec 27 2003 10:34PM ET

Oregon Daily Emerald - University of
Oregon news and sports - Esteemed
journalist lectures on ethics

Oregon Daily Emerald - University of
Oregon news and sports - Esteemed
journalist lectures on ethics 05/09/2004 08:07 PM
complains about "pseudo-journalists" and calls for speech restrictions .. Psuedo-Journalism: Don't be a piano player in a whorehouse

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Oregon Soldier Convicted of Trying to
Aid Al Qaeda (Reuters)

Oregon Soldier Convicted of Trying to
Aid Al Qaeda (Reuters) 09/03/2004 12:20 PM
Reuters - A U.S. Army soldier was convicted of trying to aid al Qaeda by detailing ways to destroy U.S. weapons and kill soldiers to undercover agents, army officials said on Friday.

Oregon doctor jailed for billing for sex
(Reuters)

Oregon doctor jailed for billing for sex
(Reuters) 06/18/2004 10:23 PM
Reuters - An Oregon doctor, who had sex with a patient and then charged the state about $5,000 (2,700 pounds) for his "treatments," has been jailed for 60 days and stripped of his license, officials say.

Bush, Kerry Campaigns Converge on Oregon
(Reuters)

Bush, Kerry Campaigns Converge on Oregon
(Reuters) 08/13/2004 03:50 PM
Reuters - Republican President Bush and Democrat John Kerry took their campaigns to Oregon on Friday, with Bush promoting his free trade agenda and Kerry telling Oregonians the president's policies have helped drive oil prices to record highs.

Coastal town goes bananas (Reuters)

Coastal town goes bananas (Reuters) 12/29/2003 11:39 PM
Reuters - Residents of a Lithuanian resort received an early Christmas present when 50 tonnes of bananas washed up on the Baltic coast.

Town Goes on a Lion Hunt (Reuters)

Town Goes on a Lion Hunt (Reuters) 05/05/2004 08:15 AM
Reuters - Police in the suburbs of Ohio's capital, Columbus, called in a helicopter and big-game experts on Tuesday to help search for what could be a lion.

U.S. Says It Kills 13 Insurgents in
Iraqi Town (Reuters)

U.S. Says It Kills 13 Insurgents in
Iraqi Town (Reuters) 05/11/2004 02:10 AM
Reuters - U.S. troops killed 13 members of rebel Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sar's Mehdi Army in skirmishes near the Iraqi city of Kufa overnight, a senior U.S. military official said on Tuesday.

UFO Town Seeks Aid for Earthly Visitors
(Reuters)

UFO Town Seeks Aid for Earthly Visitors
(Reuters) 08/11/2004 11:38 AM
Reuters - A Polish town plans to ask the European Union for the equivalent of $126 million to help it build facilities for hundreds of visitors lured by its mysterious crop circles, a local official said on Tuesday.

U.S. town launches lion hunt (Reuters)

U.S. town launches lion hunt (Reuters) 05/04/2004 12:30 PM
Reuters - Police in the suburbs of Ohio's capital, Columbus, have called in a helicopter and big-game experts to help search for a large animal believed to be a lion.

Suspected Car Bomb Kills 3 in Iraqi Town
(Reuters)

Suspected Car Bomb Kills 3 in Iraqi Town
(Reuters) 07/15/2004 01:56 AM
Reuters - A suspected car bomb killed three Iraqi police and wounded nine other people Thursday when it exploded near the main police building in an Iraqi town northwest of the capital, a police official said.

Town Bans Dogs from Historic Center
(Reuters)

Town Bans Dogs from Historic Center
(Reuters) 07/01/2004 10:31 AM
Reuters - Nothing is quite so bad for a good pair of Italian shoes as an encounter with the curse of city pavements far and wide -- dog excrement.

U.S. Forces Under Fire in Iraqi Holy
Town (Reuters)

U.S. Forces Under Fire in Iraqi Holy
Town (Reuters) 05/02/2004 02:47 AM
Reuters - Suspected Shi'ite militiamen fired mortar bombs and grenades at U.S. forces in the holy town of Najaf in southern Iraq overnight, witnesses said Sunday.

Sicilian town battles "demonic" blazes
(Reuters)

Sicilian town battles "demonic" blazes
(Reuters) 02/11/2004 07:46 AM
Reuters - A Sicilian town is struggling to work out why dozens of household items from fridge-freezers to furniture keep mysteriously bursting into flame, terrifying locals and sparking theories of demonic intervention.

Town Battles 'Demonic' Mystery Blazes
(Reuters)

Town Battles 'Demonic' Mystery Blazes
(Reuters) 02/11/2004 11:02 AM
Reuters - A Sicilian town is struggling to work out why dozens of household items from fridge-freezers to furniture keep mysteriously bursting into flame, terrifying locals and sparking theories of demonic intervention.

Witnesses: U.S. Bombs Iraqi Town of
Falluja (Reuters)

Witnesses: U.S. Bombs Iraqi Town of
Falluja (Reuters) 09/07/2004 02:15 PM
Reuters - U.S. warplanes launched airstrikes on Falluja Tuesday and insurgents fought American troops in the Iraqi town that has been a hotbed of resistance to Iraq's U.S.-backed government, witnesses said.

U.S. Warplanes Bomb Iraqi Town of
Falluja (Reuters)

U.S. Warplanes Bomb Iraqi Town of
Falluja (Reuters) 09/08/2004 01:30 AM
Reuters - U.S. warplanes on Wednesday launched air strikes on the Iraqi town of Falluja, a hotbed of resistance to Iraq's U.S.-backed government, witnesses said.

Locusts invade "Passion of Christ" town
(Reuters)

Locusts invade "Passion of Christ" town
(Reuters) 08/27/2004 02:00 PM
Reuters - It seemed like an invasion of Biblical proportions in the Italian town of Matera, the outdoor setting for Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of The Christ".

U.S. Launches Offensive in N.Iraqi Town,
17 Killed (Reuters)

U.S. Launches Offensive in N.Iraqi Town,
17 Killed (Reuters) 09/09/2004 03:38 AM
Reuters - The U.S. military launched an offensive on Thursday to drive insurgents out of the northern Iraqi town of Tal Afar, and doctors said 17 people were killed and 51 wounded in heavy fighting.

Town called "Luck" lands lottery win
(Reuters)

Town called "Luck" lands lottery win
(Reuters) 12/24/2004 01:13 PM
Reuters - A town called "Luck" has lived up to its name by turning up the winning ticket in Spain's Christmas lottery, one of the world's biggest prizes known as El Gordo (The Fat One).

U.S. Air Strike Kills Four in Iraqi Town
of Falluja (Reuters)

U.S. Air Strike Kills Four in Iraqi Town
of Falluja (Reuters) 06/22/2004 05:29 PM
Reuters - The U.S. military said it launched a "precision strike" on a safe house used by militants linked to al Qaeda operative Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in the Iraqi city of Falluja on Tuesday night.

Wild pigs rampage Bulgarian town
(Reuters)

Wild pigs rampage Bulgarian town
(Reuters) 04/15/2005 12:40 PM
Reuters - A herd of 50 wild pigs rampaged through a Bulgarian town on Friday, after high waters of the river Danube forced them out of a neighbouring Romanian island.

U.S. Forces Target Guerrillas Near Town
of Samarra (Reuters)

U.S. Forces Target Guerrillas Near Town
of Samarra (Reuters) 08/06/2004 05:52 AM
Reuters - At least three people were killed in the Iraqi town of Samarra on Friday during an operation by U.S. forces to crack down on insurgents around the town, a U.S. military spokesman said.

Convention Security Chases New Yorkers
Out of Town (Reuters)

Convention Security Chases New Yorkers
Out of Town (Reuters) 08/23/2004 12:46 PM
Reuters - Thousands of New Yorkers will work from home or leave the city to avoid next week's Republican convention and the tightest security in the history of U.S. political party gatherings.

New Fighting in Iraqi Town of Falluja,
Witnesses Say (Reuters)

New Fighting in Iraqi Town of Falluja,
Witnesses Say (Reuters) 04/28/2004 07:17 AM
Reuters - A new U.S. bombardment struck the same area of the besieged Iraqi city of Falluja on Wednesday which took an overnight pounding from the air, residents said.

Town kills 500 pigs for mating with dogs
(Reuters)

Town kills 500 pigs for mating with dogs
(Reuters) 07/09/2004 06:57 AM
Reuters - A Kenyan mayor has ordered more than 500 pigs to be shot dead because they were mating with stray dogs, the East African Standard has reported.

Town Hosts 'Wack the Iraq' Game
(Reuters)

Town Hosts 'Wack the Iraq' Game
(Reuters) 08/30/2004 09:55 AM
Reuters - A New Jersey game called "Wack the Iraq," where players fire paintballs at people dressed as Arabs, has drawn ire from Arab groups after the city failed to convince the operator to change its name this summer.

Bible-belt town bans blasphemy (Reuters)

Bible-belt town bans blasphemy (Reuters) 06/05/2005 11:46 PM
Reuters - The name of the Lord may no longer be taken in vain in the Dutch village of Staphorst.

Karaoke's Cinematic Offspring, Movieoke,
Hits Town (Reuters)

Karaoke's Cinematic Offspring, Movieoke,
Hits Town (Reuters) 02/13/2004 09:19 AM
Reuters - Frustrated actors have a new outlet for their creative urges that until now was only available to their singing cousins -- Movieoke, Karaoke's cinematic sibling.

Sept. 11 Victim Finally at Rest in
Mexican Town (Reuters)

Sept. 11 Victim Finally at Rest in
Mexican Town (Reuters) 06/09/2004 05:34 PM
Reuters - He died among stockbrokers on Sept. 11 but illegal migrant Leobardo Lopez was buried with his own folk in a remote Mexican town on Wednesday after a long struggle by relatives to identify his remains.

Circus Elephant Dung Leaves Town Fuming
(Reuters)

Circus Elephant Dung Leaves Town Fuming
(Reuters) 06/28/2004 09:38 AM
Reuters - A traveling circus in Germany has been ordered to come back and clean up a pile of elephant dung after residents complained about the smell, police said Friday.

Bomb Blast Kills Two in Volatile Iraqi
Town (Reuters)

Bomb Blast Kills Two in Volatile Iraqi
Town (Reuters) 01/24/2004 04:53 AM
Reuters - A car bomb exploded Saturday in the heart of the volatile Iraqi town of Samarra, killing at least two Iraqis and wounded at least 33 people, including seven U.S. soldiers, witnesses said.

Clark Wins Democrat Vote in New
Hampshire Town (Reuters)

Clark Wins Democrat Vote in New
Hampshire Town (Reuters) 01/27/2004 02:24 AM
Reuters - Wesley Clark captured eight of the 15 votes cast for Democrats in the first balloting of the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday in the northern hamlet of Dixville Notch, giving his candidacy a symbolic boost before the rest of the state goes to the polls.

Bomb Kills Four Iraqis, U.S. Soldier in
Iraq Town (Reuters)

Bomb Kills Four Iraqis, U.S. Soldier in
Iraq Town (Reuters) 06/08/2004 04:03 AM
Reuters - A suspected car bomb killed four Iraqis and an American soldier in the northern Iraqi town of Baquba on Tuesday, police and a U.S. military spokeswoman said.

U.S. Marine Convoy Enters Iraqi Town of
Falluja (Reuters)

U.S. Marine Convoy Enters Iraqi Town of
Falluja (Reuters) 05/10/2004 04:39 AM
Reuters - A U.S. Marine convoy entered Falluja for the first time in more than a month on Monday, testing a shaky truce with insurgents in Iraq's most rebellious town, witnesses said.
Grok Description matches for Oregon town up for sale (Reuters)
GrokA matches for Oregon town up for sale (Reuters)

LA to Oregon at Mach 9

LA to Oregon at Mach 9 06/02/2004 02:14 AM

Oregon Pedometer with Alarm

Oregon Pedometer with Alarm 09/24/2004 11:46 PM

The girls over at Shiny Shiny point out this great new gizmo from Oregon, a pedometer with a built-in panic alarm. If next you're out jogging and can't outpace that Olympic-sprinter-cum-homo-mugger, a push of the panic button will cause an ear-piercing 120dB alarm to blare forth, hopefully scaring the attacker away before you do permanent damage to your taut, muscular ears. 

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Oregon cat born with two faces

Oregon cat born with two faces 06/17/2005 04:19 PM
I'd call it Zaphod. A kitten has been born with one brain, one skull, but two faces. Picture he re.

No on 36: Help save Oregon marriages

No on 36: Help save Oregon marriages 09/20/2004 02:33 AM

Plenty has been written about the mastery of language in use by conservative think tanks these days and I'm reminded of it every time I turn on the news or watch a discussion show featuring conservative guests. I used to discount the importance of language and framing of issues as overly simplistic, but this really is the death of liberals right now. It's in the liberal nature to tell both sides of the story and/or go for a nuanced discussion of issues, but people don't have time or energy to keep those kinds of things straight on hundreds of subjects in the news. I'm constantly impressed by conservatives that can gain traction with somewhat crazy ideas, but do it using such simple language that leaves little room for interpretation.

One instance that is driving it home for me is seeing signs for prop 36 in Oregon. Proposition 36 is the vote on a change to the State Constitution, to clear up the ambiguous language that says "anyone over 18 can marry..." so that is says "A man and a woman over 18 can marry..." I hear the issue is currently polling at around 50%-50%, which surprises me because I thought gay marriage had zero chance of survival in the wild, but looking at the signs it's clear that the No side's language isn't helping them, while the Yes side is killing it.

The No on 36 folks have these complicated signs that say "no on constitutional amendment 36" and although the NO and 36 are the biggest things on it, it still requires them to push a negative with a screaming NO on it. The color is drab and you can't read the words "constitutional ammendment" from a car. The Yes folks have a great distilled message, with multiple colors. It says "One Man. One Woman. Yes on 36." It's simple, concise, and gets the point across without the need for a five-syllable word.

So here's the thing: why don't liberals champion the power slogan? Why can't liberals drop the "yeah, but..." from everything they want to say? Conservatives never feel the need to spell out the specifics, or the drawbacks, or the exceptions, while liberals are almost happy to do it. It obscures the message when you have to add "yeah, but..." to everything you say.

Here's my suggestion for the No on prop 36 folks: Go simple. Your new slogan is "Support Marriages. Support Families. No on 36." That's it. You don't have to explain these are new marriages or expanded definitions of family, just go with short, emotional slogans. People love marriage. People love family. A no vote on 36 means thousands of marriages don't have to be dissolved.

Just as a conservative might repeat the phrase "Progress in Iraq" over and over, you could easily spin gay marriage as a way to encourage more marriages, help create more happy families, and help spread love instead of hate. And when your opponents try to point out "but! but! you're going to ruin civilization!" you can ask they why they hate the institution of marriage, why they want to deny love, and why they want to break up families.

And you can't argue with that on a 2 foot-by-3 foot sign at 60mph.

No. 4 LSU Edges Oregon State 22-21 in OT
(AP)

No. 4 LSU Edges Oregon State 22-21 in OT
(AP) 09/04/2004 10:58 PM
AP - LSU can thank an Oregon State kicker who could not make extra points for its season-opening victory. Alexis Serna missed three extra points Saturday night, including one that would have forced a second overtime, and No. 4 LSU escaped with a 22-21 victory over the Beavers.

Eugene, Oregon, Wants Downtown Wi-Fi

Eugene, Oregon, Wants Downtown Wi-Fi 03/27/2005 06:15 PM

The city's daily newspaper urges Wi-Fi rollout: I grew up in Eugene. This is a fairly conservative paper in a pretty liberal town. And there's no sock-puppet talk here. Just a concern about keeping Eugene, a kind of island in the middle of the state with a large liberal-arts university, on track to keep the economy humming. They don't suggest city-wide Wi-Fi, but downtown Wi-Fi for free, which is a good starting place to understand usage.

Eugene's downtown used to be cited by city planners because in the 1960s, they converted from a street-based downtown to a pedestrian-only one. Streets were paved over. Remarkably, shoppers and businesses slowly fled downtown into surrounding areas and the Valley River Center Mall a few miles away on the other side of the Willamette River. A few years ago, the pedestrian mall was ripped out and life has slowly returned to downtown.

Right rallies for Nader in Oregon

Right rallies for Nader in Oregon 06/25/2004 05:11 PM

Oregon Man Bites Dog Before His Arrest
(AP)

Oregon Man Bites Dog Before His Arrest
(AP) 06/04/2004 12:30 PM
AP - A man suspected of assaulting his girlfriend set two fires and bit a dog on the head as he tried to escape from police, the authorities said.

Oregon gives boost to gay couples

Oregon gives boost to gay couples 04/20/2004 11:39 PM
A county judge freezes same-sex weddings but equally moves to cement the status of such unions.

Oregon Mall Goes Wireless

Oregon Mall Goes Wireless 02/18/2004 01:17 PM
Cedar Hills Crossing, a mall in Beaverton, Ore., is now covered by Wi-Fi: Access is free to visitors and the network is co-sponsored by Personal Telco. Without interesting applications for visitors, I'm not sure how useful this network will be. I don't often carry my laptop with me when I'm shopping. There is a restaurant here that's covered, however. Plus, this would be a good place for customers to use services that let them scan bar codes and compare products and prices. Best Buy, Borders, and Office Depot are in this mall so those stores might be able to think up some useful applications for the network. The University Village and Bellevue Square malls in the Seattle area, both somewhat upscale places, have full coverage with Cometa. But they also have individual coverage (free and fee) in individual properties throughout. It's unclear whether those two malls have seen any change in visitors or usage -- they haven't discussed it, and they may not even be able to track it....

KATU 2 - Portland, Oregon

KATU 2 - Portland, Oregon 04/27/2004 06:05 AM
blind 71 year old women .. :

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Oregon Gets Biggest Hotspot

Oregon Gets Biggest Hotspot 02/10/2004 02:40 AM
It's always worrisome to qualify networks as the "biggest" but in this case I'd bet that eastern Oregon really does have the biggest hotspot in the country: Yesterday, Boardman and Hermiston, Ore. turned on a 600-square-mile hotspot. The network came about through a public/private initiative and was built by EZ Wireless. The network will be used by the Morrow County Emergency Management and Chemical Stockpile Emergency Preparedness Program, the police force, and citizens. Initially, it will cover 600 square miles which includes four counties and seven cities, some in Washington. The second phase, which should be complete this summer, will add another seven cities. The press release isn't online and any news organizations in the area either don't post the stories online or require subscriptions from visitors wanting to read the stories online....

Oregon Launches License Database

Oregon Launches License Database 12/02/2003 01:17 AM
The state of Oregon now has a site devoted to licensing information at http://www.oregon.gov/lic/ . It's not really for searching for licensing per se; it's more about getting pointers to other search sources and information on licensing bodies. The top...

Oregon Archdiocese Files for Bankruptcy
(AP)

Oregon Archdiocese Files for Bankruptcy
(AP) 07/06/2004 09:44 PM
AP - The Portland Archdiocese filed for bankruptcy Tuesday because of the steep costs from clergy sex abuse lawsuits, an unprecedented step that could open the Roman Catholic archdiocese to new levels of court scrutiny.

Upcoming local [Oregon] appearances...

Upcoming local [Oregon] appearances... 09/14/2004 10:51 AM
My apologies for the late notice, as I meant to get this blurb online last week, but I have two upcoming Mac User Group (MUG) presentations set for this week. Tonight I'll be presenting in Corvallis at the monthly Corvallis M...

Oregon Man Finds Stray $15,000 Check
(AP)

Oregon Man Finds Stray $15,000 Check
(AP) 09/16/2004 09:31 AM
AP - Jeff Datwyler thought he was just being conscientious about litter when he stopped to pick up a stray envelope on the streets of Salem.

Nader-ites in Oregon are getting some
help from the Big Boys!

Nader-ites in Oregon are getting some
help from the Big Boys! 06/26/2004 10:55 AM
Two GOP groups in Orygun helping to get Nader on ballot .. threadon Kos .. Confirmed

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In Oregon, Choosing Death Over Suffering

In Oregon, Choosing Death Over Suffering 05/31/2004 05:31 PM
Since Oregon began allowing adults with terminal diseases who are likely to die within six months to obtain lethal doses of drugs, surprises have been many.

Oregon Prisoners Must Pay for Jail Stay
(AP)

Oregon Prisoners Must Pay for Jail Stay
(AP) 05/21/2004 06:51 PM
AP - First, Sheriff Tim Evinger eliminated ketchup, salt, coffee and pepper at the jail, a move he says saved an instant $30,000 a year in runaway beverage and condiment costs. Now, Evinger has decided to start charging inmates $60 a day to help cover the costs of their stay behind bars.

University of Oregon Sees Utility of
Wi-Fi

University of Oregon Sees Utility of
Wi-Fi 05/27/2004 01:37 PM
The U of O installed Wi-Fi beginning in 1999; 2,500 unique users in a 20,000-person student body in January: The university went full bore on Wi-Fi in 2002, and access is practically ubiquitous. They're thinking about extending service out into community nearby as well, but not for general use. The university is in my hometown of Eugene, Oregon. (That's OR-ih-gun not OREY-gone. What are you, some kind of hick?)...

Oregon Judge Orders Halt to Gay Weddings
(AP)

Oregon Judge Orders Halt to Gay Weddings
(AP) 04/21/2004 07:34 AM
AP - A judge has told Multnomah County to stop issuing gay marriage licenses — but also ordered the state to recognize the 3,000 licenses already granted in the county.

Oregon Lawyer Arrested in Madrid
Bombings (AP)

Oregon Lawyer Arrested in Madrid
Bombings (AP) 05/07/2004 04:50 AM
AP - A native Oregonian was arrested as a material witness in the deadly train bombings in Madrid, Spain, federal authorities said.

Green Housing Takes Root in Oregon

Green Housing Takes Root in Oregon 09/20/2004 03:17 AM

Kerry Can't Take Oregon for Granted (Los
Angeles Times)

Kerry Can't Take Oregon for Granted (Los
Angeles Times) 09/27/2004 05:30 AM
Los Angeles Times - GRESHAM, Ore. — Democrats have not lost a presidential election in Oregon since Ronald Reagan's landslide reelection two decades ago. And it would seem relatively safe territory for Sen. John F. Kerry: Anti-Iraq war sentiment runs strong here, and the state has had the nation's highest unemployment rate for parts of President Bush's term.

Insight Bowl: Oregon St. 38, Notre Dame
21 (AP)

Insight Bowl: Oregon St. 38, Notre Dame
21 (AP) 12/29/2004 06:12 AM
AP - Derek Anderson and Oregon State finished off Notre Dame's dreary season with a 38-21 beating of the Irish on Tuesday night in the Insight Bowl.

You Have Died of Dystentery t-shirt from
Oregon Trail

You Have Died of Dystentery t-shirt from
Oregon Trail 03/31/2005 09:49 AM
Cory Doctorow: This "You Have Died of Dystentery" tee is a loving tribute to Oregon Trail, the classic 80s computer game that challenged you to get your settlers to their destination without their succumbing to cholera, dystentery, or other thermonuclear versions of turista. Jason on Preshrunk has written a lovely me moir of the game:

I spent three arduous weeks trying to circumnavigate the Columbia River. After that, I spent six weeks trying to hunt enough buffalo to feed my party. All the while my party kept dying of dysentery and cholera. It took me five months to beat that goddamn game, but I loved it.

Since I like to show off my scars and broadcast my shortcomings, I adore Busted Tees' "You Have Died Of Dysentery" shirt. It reminds me of swing sets, pizza day in the cafeteria, cub scouts and kickball. Besides, what's not to love about a shirt that basically says "you died from a bad case of the shits"?

Link (via Preshrunk)

Oregon town up for sale (Reuters)

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