“Nothing better than waking up in the country and getting a cup of coffee and getting in the pickup truck and driving around and looking at the cows.”

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Truck Maker Will Sell Giant Pickup

Truck Maker Will Sell Giant Pickup 09/14/2004 07:17 AM
it only gets 2 MPG highway .. cement mixer-based truck .. New Navistar CXT pickup .. satire is dead .. Meet the CXT .. Disgusting

money.cnn.com/2004/09/13/pf/autos/monster_truck/index.htm ?cnn=yes
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Tour Bus, Pickup Truck Collide, Killing
1

Tour Bus, Pickup Truck Collide, Killing
1 01/04/2004 01:32 AM
Reuters via Wired News Jan 4 2004 0:37AM ET

Driving a truck through the Bill of
Rights

Driving a truck through the Bill of
Rights 04/29/2004 10:35 AM

Country singer Wynonna Judd was arrested
early today for drunk driving in
Nashville

Country singer Wynonna Judd was arrested
early today for drunk driving in
Nashville 11/14/2003 08:03 AM
Ashley Judd came from this gene pool .. without makeup .. (new window)

thesmokinggun.com/archive/wynonnajudd1.html
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Coffee With Networking for Macmillan's
World's Biggest Coffee Morning

Coffee With Networking for Macmillan's
World's Biggest Coffee Morning 09/13/2004 03:17 AM
Worlds Biggest Coffee Morning Event to auction off lots from original works of art to lunch with IT/telecoms journalists. Great fun for a great cause. [PRWEB Sep 13, 2004]

Mobile penetration in the Middle East
varies enormously from country to
country

Mobile penetration in the Middle East
varies enormously from country to
country 06/16/2004 03:37 AM
Research and Markets have announced the addition of the ‘Middle East Mobile Communications 2004’ report to their offering. [PRWEB Jun 16, 2004]

Search the Internet country by country

Search the Internet country by country 09/21/2004 04:26 PM
Bangkok Post Sep 21 2004 7:50PM GMT

Waking up to the internet

Waking up to the internet 12/12/2003 07:55 AM
Mad.co.uk Dec 12 2003 7:26AM ET

Waking during operations tackled

Waking during operations tackled 04/14/2004 07:50 PM
A simple monitor could dramatically cut cases of patients waking up during surgery.

On Waking Up and Living The Mindful Life

On Waking Up and Living The Mindful Life 06/16/2004 12:44 AM
Our discussion of the human condition centers around a basic but seldom accepted or understood idea: We are "asleep", compared to what we could be. We are caught in illusions while thinking we are perceiving reality.
On Waking Up by Charles Tart, who provided my introduction to Gurdjieff. I am currently reading his Living The Mindful Life. As a perusal of his site will reveal, he is interested as well in the psychedelic experience, altered states, the paranormal, psi, out-of-body experiences, near death experiences, remote viewing and the whole woo woo schmear. All these are of less interest to me. He does provide a good introduction to Gurdjieff, however. There are more links within.

Sleepy August Is Waking Up to Campaigns

Sleepy August Is Waking Up to Campaigns 07/31/2004 02:05 PM
President Bush's advisers plan to turn attention away from his record in Vietnam to what they describe as an undistinguished and left-leaning record in the Senate.

Mark Spitz on “Waking Up in America” on
VoiceAmerica.com

Mark Spitz on “Waking Up in America” on
VoiceAmerica.com 08/27/2004 01:50 PM
Reporting from the 2004 Olympics in Athens, Greece where his 1972 record is being challenged for the first time in 32 years, Spitz is the world record holder of 7 gold medals for swimming in one year. Join Dr. Valerie Anne Kirkgaard to hear how this world champion sees this year's Olympic Games. [PRWEB Aug 25, 2004]

Press Waking Up on Bush AWOL Story

Press Waking Up on Bush AWOL Story 02/13/2004 12:09 PM
Editor and Publisher: Reporters Swarm on Alabama in Pursuit of 'AWOL' Story. Newspaper and wire service reporters from around the country are swarming around Montgomery, Ala. -- until this week perhaps best known as the home of country music legend Hank Williams -- in search of anyone who can remember President Bush serving time as a National Guardsman at the local air base in 1972. For the most part, they have come up empty so far.

Hakugen Odor Alarm, Perfect For Not
Waking

Hakugen Odor Alarm, Perfect For Not
Waking 05/21/2004 07:02 AM
Many of you have asked me, "Could the blaring noise of the alarm clock could be replaced with pleasant wafting smells to create a silent 'odor alarm'?" The answer I have for you is yes, the noise could be replaced,...

Country-by-country results

Country-by-country results 06/14/2004 03:46 AM

How to Pickup Women Easily

How to Pickup Women Easily 05/21/2004 09:49 PM

Sorry.  I was just wondering why there aren't more posts like this which would be more useful to geeks than waka waka about blogging or poo poo about Bush.  To avoid disappointing you altogether, here is a golden rule I learned when I was single:

Don't ask questions that could be answered with a No.

Until she got to know you well enough to make an informed decision about you, stick with the rule and ask other types of questions.  If she gets that twinkle in her eyes, check your wallet to see if you need to make a run to the drug store.  If she gets that pestered look, walk away happy knowing that she wasn't your type after all.  Delusions can be useful when you are single.  ;-)

If you are a complete loser, stick with the rule until she calls the cop or makes a run for the door.  If you are a persistent bastard, keep at it until she gets a restraining order against you.  If you are a clueless idiot, follow her to Texas and congratulate her for getting a gun license.

If a butterfly in Beijing can destroy Kansas, this post has a good chance of triggering a population explosion.

Pickup Games, Vol. 3 - Bookworm

Pickup Games, Vol. 3 - Bookworm 06/16/2004 09:04 PM

MATT GALLANT -- Bookworm is my favorite Popcap game, even though I haven't played them all. It's another game that can run long but is easy to walk away from when necessary.

It's a word game with simple rules: just trace a path around the game board to spell a word. Those tiles are then removed and new tiles drop in to take their place. Longer words get you more points. The challenge increases as your score gets higher, as the game will drop burning tiles that will eat their way down to the bottom of the screen and end the game if you don't spell a word with them. If you make a lot of short words, you get more burning tiles. Conversely, spelling longer words will get you green, golden, and crystal tiles that give big bonuses when used. The game also starts picking random words for you to try and spell for an increasing amount of bonus points.

The game is great for a quick distraction or extended play. In the standard mode of the game, there's no time limit for spelling a word, so it's very casual. Best of all, you can play it for free on the web. The $19.95 downloadable version does add some nice features though, including the ability to save and quit, and both an internet and local high score list (which keeps track of both scores and longest words spelled).
Read [Bookworm Download Page]
Play [Bookworm Free Online Version]

You have two cows.

You have two cows. 06/24/2005 04:48 PM
Second US case of Mad Cow confirmed. The initial rapid screening test in November was positive, but a more stringent test was negative, and the USDA told America that the cow was BSE-free. The agency did not mention that it had skipp ed the Western Blot test, used in 2003 to confirm the first U.S. mad cow.

Pickup Games, Vol. 4 - Kingdom of
Loathing

Pickup Games, Vol. 4 - Kingdom of
Loathing 06/17/2004 07:33 PM

MATT GALLANT -- Today's pickup game is a web game— that is, one implemented entirely through HTML and Javascript that's generated by a lot of clever server-side scripting and database manipulation. It's Kingdom of Loathing, a turn-based RPG. The main focus of the game is humor, with send-ups of popular RPG conventions, as well as internet culture. But unlike a lot of other comical games you can play over the internet, the game underneath the humor is actually very full-featured and has a lot of content. A lot of very funny content.

Click the MORE link below, or suffer a joyless life bereft of comfort or understanding, like a dog in a museum.

Pickup Games, Vol. 1 - Inspector Parker

Pickup Games, Vol. 1 - Inspector Parker 06/14/2004 10:38 PM

MATT GALLANT -- I'll be rounding out each day of my guest stint here with a recommendation of a nice game that you don't necessarily need to make room for in your schedule— one that you can play a round of in just a few minutes.

Today's game sharpens and speeds up your logic neurons. It's called Inspector Parker, it's published by Oberon Games, and it'll definitely wake up a brain put to sleep by too much office work.

Co. Produces 14,500-Pound Monster Pickup
(AP)

Co. Produces 14,500-Pound Monster Pickup
(AP) 09/16/2004 07:11 PM
AP - This one could make the Hummer look like a girlie car. International Truck and Engine Corp. is producing what it calls the world's biggest production pickup, a 14,500-pound monster capable of towing 20 tons.

Pickup Lines for Lady Luck

Pickup Lines for Lady Luck 12/31/2003 06:08 PM
Want to get lucky? Just start thinking like you already are.

New Pickup Makes Hummer Look Rather Puny
(AP)

New Pickup Makes Hummer Look Rather Puny
(AP) 09/16/2004 11:15 PM
AP - This one could make the Hummer look like a girlie car. International Truck and Engine Corp. is producing what it calls the world's biggest production pickup, a 14,500-pound monster capable of towing 20 tons.

Dale, Pa. Cuts Off Trash Pickup for Some
(AP)

Dale, Pa. Cuts Off Trash Pickup for Some
(AP) 01/16/2004 10:56 AM
AP - Officials in this small borough are playing dirty, refusing to pick up garbage from about a dozen delinquent customers after nearly two-thirds of trash pickup clients failed to pay their bills.

Target Saw Pickup in Sales Last Week

Target Saw Pickup in Sales Last Week 12/30/2003 09:44 AM
TheStreet.com Dec 30 2003 8:43AM ET

Pickup Games, Vol. 2 - Knizia's Samurai

Pickup Games, Vol. 2 - Knizia's Samurai 06/15/2004 07:44 PM

MATT GALLANT -- Today's pickup game just barely qualifies, as games can take more than a few minutes, but I included it because it's turn-based and easy to get back into in case you do have to stop mid-game. It's Reiner Knizia's Samurai, a computerized version of the popular board game, and it even has an OS X version.

ASCII cows and other art

ASCII cows and other art 09/12/2004 10:37 AM

Direct and Related Links for 'ASCII cows and other art'

Many of these sites are hosted on free sites that limit bandwidth - if you can’t reach them now, try again later. COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS The Signature Museum Roman Messmer STAR WARS ASCIIMATION (Best viewed in Internet Explorer) LG Beard’s Weird Wonderful Wacky World of Ascii Art The Great ASCII Art Library ASCII Art Dictionary…

The Cows Says, Mooooove it by Wi-Fi

The Cows Says, Mooooove it by Wi-Fi 06/07/2004 03:46 PM
GPS, Wi-Fi, shock collars combine to make a movable virtual cow fence: It's a little strange, but cow-herding-by-wire (or by wireless) might become a way to manage long herds. A collar with an embedded GPS and Wi-Fi and the ability to make sounds or produce shocks could allow a farmer to wrassle cattle virtually, avoiding more expensive management techniques. The Wi-Fi is used to convey GPS coordinates. Solar-powered Wi-Fi hubs could handle relying information back to a central control....

Waiting for the (Mad) Cows

Waiting for the (Mad) Cows 06/30/2004 12:56 PM
Wired News Jun 30 2004 5:39PM GMT

Two Cows : They're Back!

Two Cows : They're Back! 01/17/2004 10:43 PM

This seems to be making its rounds on the Net right now.

via Louis via Lane

Italian Corporation
· You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
· While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
· You break for lunch.
· Life is good.

Russian Corporation
· You have two cows.
· You have some vodka.
· You count them and learn you have five cows.
· You have some more vodka.
· You count them and learn you have 42 cows.
· The mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

Taliban Corporation
· You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
· You can’t milk them because you can’t touch the cow’s private parts.
· Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

Polish Corporation
· You have two cows.
· Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

Florida Corporation
· You have a black cow and a brown cow.
· Everyone votes for the best looking one.
· Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
· Some people vote for both.
· Some people vote for neither.
· Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all.
· Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.

New York Corporation
· You have fifteen million cows.
· You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas

Dogs Maintain Pickup Rights in Tennessee
(AP)

Dogs Maintain Pickup Rights in Tennessee
(AP) 04/13/2004 07:19 AM
AP - After much howling in the Legislature, senators decided that dogs can continue riding free in the backs of pickup trucks.

GM delivers first full-size hybrid
pickup

GM delivers first full-size hybrid
pickup 05/03/2004 01:58 PM

Cows, Ducklings & Trombones

Cows, Ducklings & Trombones 04/17/2004 12:59 AM
nosepilot's Al Sacui, master artist of vector and spectra, has a new online graphic novel for your visual feasting. note: intuitive navigation

Mad cows: No tipping allowed

Mad cows: No tipping allowed 01/18/2004 08:17 PM
During a Google search on the Web - where there is an endless amount of misinformation about cow-tipping - I came across a real sermon titled "Cow Tipping" by ...

Having Sex Until the Cows Come Home
(Reuters)

Having Sex Until the Cows Come Home
(Reuters) 09/10/2004 09:27 AM
Reuters - What's a big cud-chewing Scottish cow have to do with preserving public decency?

Cows against public indecency

Cows against public indecency 09/13/2004 03:27 AM
David Pescovitz: The mayor of the Dutch town Spaarnwoude has invited a herd of cattle to graze in a nature reserve to deter people from having too much splendor in the grass:

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public, and apparently the presence of the cows turns people off having sex," she said.

Most people, anyway. Link

"I still want to be the candidate for
guys with Confederate flags in their
pickup trucks."

"I still want to be the candidate for
guys with Confederate flags in their
pickup trucks." 11/03/2003 07:46 AM
Dems battle over Confederate flag .. CNN clarifies .. stupid

cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/11/01/elec04.prez.dean.confederate.f lag/index.html
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""I still want to be the candidate for
guys with Confederate flags in their
pickup trucks" "

""I still want to be the candidate for
guys with Confederate flags in their
pickup trucks" " 11/03/2003 10:03 AM

In-store pickup of online orders more
consistent at Sears

In-store pickup of online orders more
consistent at Sears 11/11/2003 04:42 AM
InternetRetailer.com Nov 11 2003 3:56AM ET
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