DUI Defendant Comes to Court Drunk (AP)

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Juror Gives Defendant $10, Votes
Guilty (AP)

Juror Gives Defendant $10, Votes
Guilty (AP) 05/18/2004 04:27 PM
AP - A juror wrote sympathetic words to the defendant, gave him $10, then voted to convict him of selling cocaine in a school zone.

Fox News: imbalanced, unfair, and now
the defendant

Fox News: imbalanced, unfair, and now
the defendant 08/11/2004 09:10 PM
Fox sued for trademarked slogan. Outfoxed has taken the rumblings you've heard online for ages mainstream: that Fox News claims fairness, but is grinding a sharp ax for one team. Now the battle ticks up a notch as alt-newspaper service Altnet takes them to court.

Defendant Bites Bailiff in Face at
Hearing (AP)

Defendant Bites Bailiff in Face at
Hearing (AP) 01/06/2005 12:21 AM
AP - A defendant flew into a rage in a courtroom and bit a bailiff after a judge announced he had been found guilty of indecency with a child Wednesday, witnesses said.

U.S. Drops One Charge Against Abu Ghraib
Defendant (Reuters)

U.S. Drops One Charge Against Abu Ghraib
Defendant (Reuters) 02/05/2005 10:15 PM
Reuters - The U.S. government dropped the main charge on Saturday against a female soldier who posed in front of a pyramid of naked Iraqis at Abu Ghraib prison.

Defendant Acquitted in Iran Reporter
Death (AP)

Defendant Acquitted in Iran Reporter
Death (AP) 07/24/2004 02:54 PM
AP - A Tehran court acquitted the sole defendant in the murder of an Iranian-Canadian photojournalist, the lawyer and Nobel Peace laureate representing the victim's mother told The Associated Press on Saturday.

Arsons Were Notoriety Ploy, Defendant
Says (washingtonpost.com)

Arsons Were Notoriety Ploy, Defendant
Says (washingtonpost.com) 12/22/2004 01:21 AM
washingtonpost.com - One of six men charged in the arsons that ravaged a Charles County subdivision told investigators that the fires were intended to raise the profile of a local car club known alternately as the Family and the Unseen Cavaliers, federal authorities said yesterday.

Defendant Asks Judge for Ride to Prison
(AP)

Defendant Asks Judge for Ride to Prison
(AP) 06/11/2004 03:55 PM
AP - If you can't do the time, don't do the whine with federal Judge Thomas A. Higgins.

Blaster Internet worm defendant, 19,
pleads guilty

Blaster Internet worm defendant, 19,
pleads guilty 08/12/2004 04:00 AM
Seattle Times Aug 12 2004 8:22AM GMT

N. Carolina woman joins brother as
'spam' defendant

N. Carolina woman joins brother as
'spam' defendant 04/12/2004 03:37 PM
CNET Apr 12 2004 8:11PM GMT

Drummer for the Drunk

Drummer for the Drunk 08/16/2004 03:53 PM

« This percussionist is frequently downtown during the warmer months and he shuttles his equipment around in a baby carriage inbetween performances. You can see his audience in the lower left corner before the drunk wagon turned up to help him along. »

Take Me Home, I'm Drunk

Take Me Home, I'm Drunk 04/16/2004 02:22 PM

Drunk? Your Car Will '86' You

Drunk? Your Car Will '86' You 04/06/2005 06:23 PM
Wired News Apr 6 2005 9:57PM GMT

Acme-Drunk-0.01

Acme-Drunk-0.01 11/12/2003 06:50 PM

I am not a crook. I'm a drunk.

I am not a crook. I'm a drunk. 05/27/2004 12:36 PM
Today's news oddity: In October 1973, U.S.-Soviet tensions were peaking over the Arab-Israeli war, and British Prime Minister Edward Heath's office called the White House just before 8 p.m. to ask to speak with Nixon. "Can we tell them no?" Kissinger asked his assistant, Brent Scowcroft. "When I talked to the president, he was loaded." It's funnier if you read the above in Kissinger's voice.

Drink, drank, drunk...

Drink, drank, drunk... 12/11/2003 10:55 AM
How much alcohol have YOU consumed in your life? Take the "drink-o-meter" test. (Flash) I rated a "Homer Simpson", which means I could fill a few bathtubs, but haven't quite spent the Ferrari money. Something tells me that many of MeFi's finest will bury my score...via the Sporting Press.

Drunk unlocks police car with own key

Drunk unlocks police car with own key 02/15/2004 03:54 PM
http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/23.18.html What are the odds of having not only a matching door/ignition key, but also the keyless entry remote? Apparently pretty good odds :)

Man Shows Up Drunk for His Hearing (AP)

Man Shows Up Drunk for His Hearing (AP) 09/15/2004 07:23 AM
AP - A motorist's bail was revoked when police said he had the daring to show up drunk to his preliminary hearing on drunken driving charges.

I'm not drunk officer,
just...inconflobulated

I'm not drunk officer,
just...inconflobulated 12/08/2003 06:08 PM
Don' t you hate it, when after a night out, you just can't find the lock?

Drunk in charge of a mouse

Drunk in charge of a mouse 01/07/2004 05:40 PM
Bloody love the internet, me: How much data storage would be needed to store all of the words ever spoken? The answer, it turns out, is not the one most well known. Great stuff, which links to the Iron Laws...

World Record for Drunk

World Record for Drunk 12/20/2003 05:03 PM
"The unidentified middle-aged man was unconscious but stable after a blood test showed 7.22 parts per million of alcohol, police spokeswoman Ieva Zvidre said. An average person would vomit at around 1.2, lose consciousness at 3.0 and stop breathing at a level of about 4.0 parts per million, Zvidre said, adding: 'This is one for the Guinness Book of Records.'"

Now, just because they used that term, you know someone's going to try and break it.

I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I
am.

I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I
am. 07/01/2004 03:32 PM
Balance the Drunk. [flash, foreign]

Survey: 1 in 5 Germans Drink to Get
Drunk (AP)

Survey: 1 in 5 Germans Drink to Get
Drunk (AP) 07/21/2004 11:13 PM
AP - Almost 1 in 5 German adults — or 17 percent — believe the point of drinking is to get drunk, according to a survey released Wednesday.

The Point of Drinking Is to Get Drunk?
(Reuters)

The Point of Drinking Is to Get Drunk?
(Reuters) 07/21/2004 07:28 AM
Reuters - Germans are Europe's worst binge drinkers with almost one in five believing "the point of drinking is to get drunk," according to a survey Wednesday.

Drunk driver admits killing three

Drunk driver admits killing three 05/31/2004 06:46 AM
A man admits killing a woman and two children after driving into them when he was drunk and high on ecstacy.

The The driver, I found out later, was
drunk, from Texas, and had only one arm

The The driver, I found out later, was
drunk, from Texas, and had only one arm 06/19/2004 10:30 AM
Pacific Beach, June 14, 2004

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Bicyclist Charged With Drunk Driving
(AP)

Bicyclist Charged With Drunk Driving
(AP) 06/10/2004 06:07 PM
AP - Police charged a Hopkinsville man with drunk driving Wednesday morning after an officer saw him riding a bicycle in the middle of the road without a headlight.

Drunk Run Over by Train, Lives (Reuters)

Drunk Run Over by Train, Lives (Reuters) 04/26/2004 09:02 AM
Reuters - A Mexican man who got drunk, fell asleep on railroad tracks and was run over by a train slept through the entire episode and escaped unharmed, local officials said on Friday.

Data-Drunk Enterprises Get Relief

Data-Drunk Enterprises Get Relief 09/20/2004 10:15 AM
Enterprises are looking for advanced storage management and backup recovery tools to help them handle rapidly expanding data volumes.

Gunman Passes Out Drunk to End Standoff
(AP)

Gunman Passes Out Drunk to End Standoff
(AP) 01/04/2005 08:28 PM
AP - A western New York man said to be grieving the death of a family member took a bartender hostage Monday and opened fire on police during a four-hour standoff that ended only after he passed out drunk, authorities said.

Drunk Driving Suspect Nabbed at
Drive-Thru (AP)

Drunk Driving Suspect Nabbed at
Drive-Thru (AP) 03/23/2005 04:09 PM
AP - A yearning for breakfast helped city police end a "low speed" chase of a drunken driving suspect. Jeffery Lynn Drinnon, 30, was arrested at the drive-through lane of a Hardee's restaurant about 5 a.m. Tuesday.

Drunk Driver Asks Police to Arrest Him
(AP)

Drunk Driver Asks Police to Arrest Him
(AP) 08/09/2004 06:30 PM
AP - It's not too often that the police get pulled over by a drunk driver. But that's what happened recently to Police Chief Ian McCollin.

Giggling Drunk Lawyer Delays Hearing
(AP)

Giggling Drunk Lawyer Delays Hearing
(AP) 08/09/2004 10:27 PM
AP - A visibly drunk prosecutor who was giggling uncontrollably prompted a halt in a sentence hearing and later posed for journalists outside the courthouse as Auguste Rodin's sculpture "The Thinker," newspaper reported Tuesday.

Take Me Home, I'm Drunk: The Killer App
For Mobile Phones?

Take Me Home, I'm Drunk: The Killer App
For Mobile Phones? 04/16/2004 06:32 PM
The BBC is reporting on a new prototype piece of software designed for some students for smart phones that would act as a "student companion" of sorts. It apparently has a variety of features (not very many of which are described in the article) to help with both academic and social lives. Of course, the feature that (not surprisingly) gets the most attention is an application called "Take Me Home, I'm Drunk" which, when started, calls a taxi company and notifies them of the student's location - and their home address. People have always said that it would be the vices such as porn and gambling that became the "killer app" for mobile phones. Now, perhaps, we can add alcohol to that list as well.

Shame: Drunk Drivers Published Online

Shame: Drunk Drivers Published Online 12/02/2003 10:13 PM

How to Recall Drunk-Dialed SMS Text
Messages

How to Recall Drunk-Dialed SMS Text
Messages 06/22/2005 02:41 AM

First Amazon locks down one-click buying, and now Samsung just got the patent for un-sending drunk SMS messaging. Here’s some info from cellularnews.com: “Samsung has been awarded a patent on a method of sending an SMS to a handset then being able to later send a “delete” command to the same phone to erase the SMS from the handset memory. The patent is apparently aimed at people who mass broadcast messages and accidentally include incorrect…

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New Book Salutes Otis the Town Drunk
(AP)

New Book Salutes Otis the Town Drunk
(AP) 09/22/2004 04:27 PM
AP - A decade after his death, Otis Campbell, the town drunk on "The Andy Griffith Show," is the subject of a new book.

"Guide your drunk German friend home
from the bar"

"Guide your drunk German friend home
from the bar" 06/25/2004 03:22 PM

BRITNEY SPEARS JUST FUCKING GOT MARRIED
AND SHE WAS PROBABLY DRUNK WHEN SHE DID
IT

BRITNEY SPEARS JUST FUCKING GOT MARRIED
AND SHE WAS PROBABLY DRUNK WHEN SHE DID
IT 01/05/2004 06:09 AM
Britney Spears marries Jason Alexander .. the guy that married Britney .. Britney Supposedly Hitched?

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Drunk Students Adrift on Raft at Sea
(Reuters)

Drunk Students Adrift on Raft at Sea
(Reuters) 06/01/2004 10:36 AM
Reuters - A band of drunk Dutch students taking a break from exams had to be rescued at sea after a raft they built from empty jerrycans went adrift on the North Sea, the Hague police said Friday.
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Former Enron CEO Skilling Pleads
Innocent (AP)

Former Enron CEO Skilling Pleads
Innocent (AP) 02/19/2004 07:39 PM
AP - Former Enron Corp. chief executive Jeffrey Skilling, taken to court in handcuffs Thursday, was charged with nearly three dozen counts of fraud, insider trading and other crimes in the highest-reaching indictment yet stemming from Enron's colossal collapse.

Skilling, Former Enron Chief, Surrenders
to Authorities

Skilling, Former Enron Chief, Surrenders
to Authorities 02/19/2004 11:33 AM
Jeffrey K. Skilling turned himself in to federal authorities today in Houston where he is expected to face criminal charges related to the Enron's financial collapse.

Yahoo! News - Enron Ex-CEO Skilling
Taken to Hospital

Yahoo! News - Enron Ex-CEO Skilling
Taken to Hospital 04/11/2004 06:56 AM
Not paranoid, just drunk off his ass .. went nuts in Manhattan .. taken to a hospital .. Yahoo News .. skeptical

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U.S. wants Lay, Skilling, trials
together

U.S. wants Lay, Skilling, trials
together 09/12/2004 01:32 AM
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Jeff Skilling

Jeff Skilling 04/09/2004 04:08 PM
Jeff Skilling pulls an Uncle Junior? Sure sounds like guilty behavior to me.

Enron's Ex-CEO Skilling Surrenders to
FBI (Reuters)

Enron's Ex-CEO Skilling Surrenders to
FBI (Reuters) 02/19/2004 08:10 AM
Reuters - Former Enron Corp. chief executive Jeff Skilling surrendered to the FBI on Thursday following reports that he had been indicted by a federal grand jury for his part in the collapse of the former energy trading giant.

Cross Skilling Across Multi-OS
Platforms?

Cross Skilling Across Multi-OS
Platforms? 06/24/2005 06:16 PM

Enron's Skilling hospitalized after bar
incidents

Enron's Skilling hospitalized after bar
incidents 04/09/2004 05:16 PM

Prosecutors Said to Seek Indictment of
Enron's Skilling

Prosecutors Said to Seek Indictment of
Enron's Skilling 02/13/2004 05:18 PM
Federal prosecutors are planning to seek a criminal indictment against a former chief executive of Enron.

Enron's Skilling Indicted: Wheels of
Justice Grind

Enron's Skilling Indicted: Wheels of
Justice Grind 02/19/2004 03:24 PM
The photos of this guy in handcuffs brings some satisfaction to anyone who believes in capitalism. Enron was a giant con, and this is the guy who was in charge.

Skilling Charged with Fraud, Insider
Trading (Reuters)

Skilling Charged with Fraud, Insider
Trading (Reuters) 02/19/2004 10:16 AM
Reuters - Former Enron Corp. chief executive Jeff Skilling was charged with multiple counts of fraud, insider trading and giving false statements to auditors in a federal indictment released on Thursday.

And Jeffrey said, "To Hell"

And Jeffrey said, "To Hell" 03/14/2005 05:58 PM
Four years ago, Jeffrey Zeldman said, "To Hell With Bad Browsers" and ended up changing the web. That's damned impressive. I'd never really been a web geek before 1999 or so, and I started by reading the specs, so I actually only had one structural table and did all my...

I am Jeffrey Zeldman

I am Jeffrey Zeldman 02/26/2003 09:57 PM

Okay so I'm not Jeffrey Zeldman, but Pheonix thinks so. No matter how many times I clear out all of my caches every time I click on my favorites link for Zeldman's site, the shortcut icon for my site changes to his in my favorites. It beats me, I don't even use a shortcut icon.

Via PHP Everywhere: A by-example preview of PHP version five.

I decided this week to learn Python, and I'm glad that I am. I really like it as a language so far, and thanks to Dive Into Python (by Mark), I've picked it up quickly.

Let me be frank, Jeffrey Stone...

Let me be frank, Jeffrey Stone... 02/01/2005 09:33 PM
Jeffrey Stone Wired News 660 3rd Street, 1st Floor San Francisco, CA 94107 Los Angeles, January 27, 2005 Let me be frank, Jeffrey Stone... There is a special reason why I am writing you today. I’ve been a reader and a loyal subscriber to Wired for quite some time now. Don’t worry, I intend to keep subscribing. That’s not why I’m writing. I write because today I got yet another “Professional Subscription Renewal Savings Voucher”, of course for the same...

Favelets from Jeffrey Zeldman

Favelets from Jeffrey Zeldman 02/01/2005 09:20 PM
Favelets from Jeffrey Zeldman
http://www.zeldman.com/goodies/

Jeffrey Zeldman created these Favelets (aka Bookmarklets) web design tools a while back and found them handy. You might like them, too. To test, click any link. To install, drag to your browser’s Favorites or Bookmarks bar. Alternatively: Point at link. Hold down mouse button and choose “Add Link to Favorites.” Included are 1) Resize 800, 2) Resize 1024, 3) Betas Validate, and 4) Fussy Parsing. This has been added to World Wide Web Reference Subject Tracer™ Information Blog.

60 Seconds with Jeffrey Sachs

60 Seconds with Jeffrey Sachs 01/27/2004 06:40 AM
You don't need a PhD to redress humanity's saddest oversights.

Jeffrey McManus is coming to Yahoo!

Jeffrey McManus is coming to Yahoo! 04/14/2005 02:25 AM
Kick Ass! I'm technically on vacation this week, but I happened to notice that Jeffrey McManus is coming to Yahoo! (from eBay, where he ran their developer program). We've got some great stuff in store, and having him around will make a lot of it much easier. Jeffrey, welcome to Yahoo!...

Jeffrey Veen: Working With Blogger is
Fun

Jeffrey Veen: Working With Blogger is
Fun 05/11/2004 03:33 AM
Jeff Veen on Blogger too. He rocks also .. Working with Blogger

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Jeffrey Veen: Driving the Next First
Lady

Jeffrey Veen: Driving the Next First
Lady 06/08/2004 05:47 AM
Jeffrey Veen: Driving the Next First Lady .. Legal Jackass Status .. Go read it here

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"Jeffrey Zeldman redesigns again.
What... no orange?"

"Jeffrey Zeldman redesigns again.
What... no orange?" 05/04/2004 02:37 AM

Jeffrey Cole on Internet Trends (1 of 3)

Jeffrey Cole on Internet Trends (1 of 3) 01/04/2005 11:29 PM
iMedia Connection Jan 5 2005 3:43AM GMT

Jeffrey Zeldman Presents: Colophon

Jeffrey Zeldman Presents: Colophon 05/04/2004 02:33 AM
Jeffrey Zeldman redesigns again. What... no orange? .. feel the “spring” in their step .. redesigns his site .. colophon

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Jeffrey Veen: State-of-the-art
interactivity?

Jeffrey Veen: State-of-the-art
interactivity? 03/26/2005 05:35 AM
Jeff Veen rightly rips into the entries in interactive design competitions .. Jeffrey Veen on the sad state of interactive award submissions .. precious XHTML + CSS

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Jeffrey Veen: Damage in Web Design

Jeffrey Veen: Damage in Web Design 07/19/2004 06:36 AM
Jeffrey Veen: "Good design derives innovation from existing user behavior" .. Damage in Web Design

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Jeffrey Aaronson: Roundabout Route To
Photography

Jeffrey Aaronson: Roundabout Route To
Photography 06/18/2004 08:50 PM
"A lot of people think digital photography is going to be so much easier because of the immediacy and because you can go back and rework something. But you still have to master the tools and then follow your heart." By Barbara Gibson, Apple (via MyAppleMenu)

.NET Rocks! - The CLR Today and Tomorrow
with Jeffrey Richter

.NET Rocks! - The CLR Today and Tomorrow
with Jeffrey Richter 07/28/2004 08:18 PM
Jeffrey Richter talks about the 1.1 Common Language Runtime (CLR) and gives a sneak peek at what's coming in the Orcas CLR. Also, News of the Week and Rory's Top 10 reasons why C# is better than Visual Basic .NET

Jeffrey St. Clair: Faith-Based Parks

Jeffrey St. Clair: Faith-Based Parks 12/24/2003 07:42 AM
The Grand Canyon - A Different View .. Click .. more

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Jeffrey Zeldman Presents: The Daily
Report

Jeffrey Zeldman Presents: The Daily
Report 12/21/2003 07:19 AM
What do Zeldman.com, Web-Graphics, and Mezzoblue .. Jeffrey Zeldman Presents: The .. target="zeldman" .. Zeldman's Daily Report .. New Zeldman Design .. zeldmanzeldman .. Other people .. Also good .. suspects .. zeldman

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Jeffrey Veen: User Experience is More
Than Design

Jeffrey Veen: User Experience is More
Than Design 07/29/2004 11:44 PM
Veen on the user experience of the new Sony Network Walkman .. User experience is more than design

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"Jeffrey Veen on the sad state of
interactive award submissions"

"Jeffrey Veen on the sad state of
interactive award submissions" 03/27/2005 11:43 PM

DUI Defendant Comes to Court Drunk (AP)

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