Manager: Tyson Tore Knee Ligament in Loss (AP)

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Tore my dooshen

Tore my dooshen 03/22/2005 03:34 PM
You know the song, right?

“Bliiiinded by the liiight. Ripped up like a dooshen in the runner o’ the night.”

What’s a dooshen? What—or who—is the “runner o’ the night?”

- Frank, are you okay? You don’t look so good.

- I feel kind of squirrelly in my inner birdy whirly. I ran a 10K last night—and I think I tore my dooshen when I tripped the merry-go-round.

- Ouch! You should get that looked at.

- (Mockingly) You-should-get-that-looked-at, you-should-get-that-looked-at.

- Geez Frank, I was just trying to be...

- My dooshen is ripped up over here and you’re trying to boss me around with trite little...

- You can be a real turd in a birdbath sometimes.

- Eat my dooshen, dorkwad. Wad of dork.

- Whatever, mister runner-o-the-night.

Clucking About Tyson

Clucking About Tyson 04/26/2004 03:53 PM
Beef hurts Tyson, but the company's results still surprise to the upside.

Tyson needs to fight often to pay debts

Tyson needs to fight often to pay debts 06/25/2004 06:51 PM

Mike Tyson rides a Segway

Mike Tyson rides a Segway 11/07/2003 10:01 AM
Apparently Mike Tyson (pictured at right during one of his title matches) was spotted riding a Segway in Miami Beach. When a crowd of people began surrounding him (you know how people are about celebrities), he started denying that he was really the famous boxer and was merely someone who bore a resemblance to him. Segway's response when asked asked the about incident is priceless: "Some people have questioned the safety of our product, but at least it doesn't bite back." Read...

Tyson Registers As Sex Offender in Ariz.
(AP)

Tyson Registers As Sex Offender in Ariz.
(AP) 05/08/2004 06:43 PM
AP - Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, who spent three years in an Indiana prison on a rape conviction, has registered as a sex offender in Arizona, officials said Saturday.

Boxing: Williams shocks Tyson

Boxing: Williams shocks Tyson 07/30/2004 10:58 PM
Danny Williams knocks out Mike Tyson to win their heavyweight bout in Kentucky.

Tyson: Upped Guidance, Bad News

Tyson: Upped Guidance, Bad News 07/27/2004 01:13 PM
Though the company reported strong earnings, analysts wanted more.

Descartes Systems says annual loss worse
than reported, Q1 loss balloons

Descartes Systems says annual loss worse
than reported, Q1 loss balloons 05/10/2004 11:39 AM
National Post May 10 2004 3:31PM GMT

Briton Williams Knocks Out Tyson in
Round Four

Briton Williams Knocks Out Tyson in
Round Four 07/31/2004 10:44 AM
Reuters via Wired News Jul 31 2004 1:39PM GMT

Tyson Announces McBride Match on June 11
(AP)

Tyson Announces McBride Match on June 11
(AP) 04/12/2005 04:04 PM
AP - Mike Tyson talked about sinking into depression, referred to himself as "Mr. Mom," and called his next opponent "real cute."

Tyson lowers earnings outlook for year

Tyson lowers earnings outlook for year 08/31/2004 12:47 AM
Seattletimes.nwsource.com - Mon Aug 30, 03:03 pm GMT

Tyson Stopped in Shocking Fourth-Round
KO (AP)

Tyson Stopped in Shocking Fourth-Round
KO (AP) 07/30/2004 11:02 PM
AP - Mike Tyson was knocked out in the fourth round Friday night in a shocking end to the latest comeback of the fighter who once was the most feared heavyweight of his era.

Jury Awards $1.28 Billion in Tyson
Case (AP)

Jury Awards $1.28 Billion in Tyson
Case (AP) 02/17/2004 01:08 PM
AP - A federal court jury awarded $1.28 billion Tuesday to a group of cattlemen after finding that the nation's largest beef packer, Tyson Fresh Meats Inc., had unfairly manipulated cattle prices.

The Electronic Knee

The Electronic Knee 03/08/2004 11:19 PM
A San Diego retiree is the lucky recipient of the world's first electronic knee, courtesy of the Scripps Clinic. The implant is outfitted with transducers,...

Tyson lowers earnings outlook, shares
fall

Tyson lowers earnings outlook, shares
fall 08/31/2004 12:47 AM
Seattletimes.nwsource.com - Mon Aug 30, 09:04 pm GMT

Ossur Power Knee

Ossur Power Knee 03/30/2005 09:10 AM

Prosthetic limbs have comb a long way lately, but there are still limitations when it comes to things like climbing stairs or other activities where the prosthetic itself needs to replace some muscle power. The new aptly-named Power Knee, developed by Victhom and marketed by Ossur, aims to address that issue by putting not only a powered motor inside the prosthetic, but a bunch of sensors to predict in exactly what way the limb will need to react. My description is fairly boring for something so exciting, so maybe you should check out the videos that show a man wearing one climbing stairs (okay, that sounds boring, too, but it's not, if you have a heart). (Thanks, J!)

Product Page [Ossur]

SAP bites into Tyson Foods with mySAP
Business Suite deal

SAP bites into Tyson Foods with mySAP
Business Suite deal 05/27/2004 05:01 PM
Under the deal, Tyson will deploy mySAP Business Suite as the backbone technology, which is based on SAP's NetWeaver integration and application platform.

Ramirez OK After Fouling Ball Off Knee
(AP)

Ramirez OK After Fouling Ball Off Knee
(AP) 08/28/2004 04:27 AM
AP - The most satisfying images from the Boston Red Sox's latest win are the X-rays of Manny Ramirez's knee. The Boston slugger fouled a ball off his knee in the fourth inning of the Red Sox's 5-3 home victory over the Detroit Tigers on Friday night.

Constable Accused of Trying to Knee
Deputy (AP)

Constable Accused of Trying to Knee
Deputy (AP) 06/05/2005 11:46 PM
AP - A longtime constable has been jailed on accusations that he tried to drive his knee into the groin area of a deputy who responded to a harassment complaint from a mosquito abatement worker.

Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game!

Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game! 07/01/2004 05:21 PM
everything sucks, always

Computer-Assisted Knee Surgery

Computer-Assisted Knee Surgery 07/23/2004 04:40 AM
HealthScout Jul 23 2004 8:44AM GMT

World War II Bullet Found in Man's Knee
(AP)

World War II Bullet Found in Man's Knee
(AP) 09/22/2004 12:28 PM
AP - Ralph Heine figured his knee was shot. At age 86, he thought his balky joint was just a sign of old age.

Spears injures knee during video shoot

Spears injures knee during video shoot 06/10/2004 09:37 AM

2005 Bloggies: Our Final Bended Knee

2005 Bloggies: Our Final Bended Knee 02/05/2005 10:17 PM

Today is the final day of voting in the 2005 Bloggie awards, for which we are nominated in the 'Best Computers or Technology Weblog' category. We're really appreciate it if you'd take 60 seconds and give us a vote (about 2/3 of the way down, on the right). We know we've had our problems, like the time we walked in on you with the sock, but we really hope you can put that behind and help us out.

Plus some crazy people decided to offer a whole bunch of prizes in our category and I'd like to have them all for myself. Seriously! It just takes a second (you don't have to vote in every category if you don't want to).

Voting Page [2005.Bloggies]

Spears Injures Knee During Video Shoot
(AP)

Spears Injures Knee During Video Shoot
(AP) 06/09/2004 08:20 PM
AP - Pop princess Britney Spears injured her knee during a video shoot and was hospitalized for arthroscopic surgery, her record label said Wednesday.

Amazon.com Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game!

Amazon.com Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game! 07/14/2004 06:53 AM
Waxy's dreamt up a fine net.sport: viewing Amazon reviews ranked from lowest rating to highest: he calls it the "Amazon.com Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game!" and he's posted some of his faves and invited his readers to do the same.

Beach Boys, "Pet Sounds"

* "This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music."
* "It's full of bland harmonizing by guys that could barely swim."
* "The lyrics consist of commonplace rhyming conversational prose, totally lacking in imagery, metaphor and anything else that separates verse from poetry."

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Knee & Hip Replacement: The Safer
Cutting Edge

Knee & Hip Replacement: The Safer
Cutting Edge 12/27/2004 04:39 AM
In his new medical blog, www.kneehippain.com, Dr. Ronald P. Grelsamer, New York knee and hip authority, explores how "in the hands of a prudent physician, surgery supersedes the need for the long-term use of controversial anti-inflammatory medications." [PRWEB Dec 27, 2004]

Waxy.org: Daily Log: Amazon.com
Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game

Waxy.org: Daily Log: Amazon.com
Knee-Jerk Contrarian Game 07/07/2004 04:42 AM
Whistle-blower: I fudged Cold River's Amazon figures for years .. The Amazon.com knee-jerk contrarian game .. game you can play

waxy.org/archive/2004/07/01/amazonco.shtml
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Living Children :: COSI's Virtual Knee
Surgery Exhibit

Living Children :: COSI's Virtual Knee
Surgery Exhibit 02/13/2004 07:16 AM
Living Children :: COSI's Virtual Knee Surgery Exhibit .. Knee surgery for fun and profit! .. knee replacement op

livingchildren.com/knee
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Proxim's Loss May be Industry Loss

Proxim's Loss May be Industry Loss 09/23/2004 01:03 PM
Proxim lost a legal battle with Symbol and the result may be that Wi-Fi vendors will be required to pay license royalties to Symbol: Proxim had to pony up $23 million in damages and must pay two percent royalties, though every other vendor is on the hook for six percent. The question will be whether Symbol decides to chase down everyone else. Symbol claims that some vendors are already paying the royalties but it wouldn't name which. As Peter Judge points out in an email to Wi-Fi Networking News, it will be interesting to watch if Symbol approaches Cisco and how that interaction plays out. Cisco, with its deep pockets, could afford to fight a legal battle that argues against the recent ruling in Symbol's favor. Proxim basically said it gave in because it would have had to post a bond for a large part of the $26 million if it continued the fight and the company didn't want that hanging over its head. In just about any situation, licensing can be sticky. On one hand, companies should benefit if everyone else uses technology that they develop. But one of the reasons that Wi-Fi has taken off so quickly and so widely is because the cost of products dropped so dramatically. If vendors had to pay licenses on many different components of a product, the price would have to rise which at some point slows down growth. We'll just have to wait and see if Symbol does chase everyone down and if so, what affect the six percent will have on vendors....

Frontiers 07 Apr 2005 -
Computer-assisted Surgery for Knee
Replacement Procedures

Frontiers 07 Apr 2005 -
Computer-assisted Surgery for Knee
Replacement Procedures 04/08/2005 08:27 PM
Radio Singapore International Apr 9 2005 12:42AM GMT

Movie techniques, MRI/CT data combine
with computer modeling of knee/patella
to aid surgery

Movie techniques, MRI/CT data combine
with computer modeling of knee/patella
to aid surgery 04/03/2005 03:56 PM
News-Medical.Net Apr 3 2005 8:28PM GMT

Use process of sustained risk management
to eradicate knee-jerk security
scrambles

Use process of sustained risk management
to eradicate knee-jerk security
scrambles 03/06/2004 02:04 AM

"Some behind-the-scenes shots from
Britney's knee-achingly nasty new video
(featuing Snoop Dogg, fo shizzle)"

"Some behind-the-scenes shots from
Britney's knee-achingly nasty new video
(featuing Snoop Dogg, fo shizzle)" 06/12/2004 09:26 AM

"Reagan, with that film-fantasy
tough-guy con in front of cameras, went
begging like a coward cockroach to
Khomeini pleading on bended knee for the
release of our hostages."

"Reagan, with that film-fantasy
tough-guy con in front of cameras, went
begging like a coward cockroach to
Khomeini pleading on bended knee for the
release of our hostages." 06/08/2004 08:23 PM

Business Loss

Business Loss 01/22/2004 02:13 AM
Call me cruel (just call me!), but if the dotcom bust and the general recession mean that a 22-year-old can no longer collect eighty large for Instant Messaging his drinking buddies all day long, I don't consider that a...

Microsoft at a loss

Microsoft at a loss 06/16/2004 09:31 PM
IHT Jun 17 2004 1:39AM GMT

RIM edges into Q4 loss

RIM edges into Q4 loss 04/06/2005 04:46 AM
Subscriber wins, tax gains ease effect of NTP settlement costs

AMD Restructuring Follows Loss

AMD Restructuring Follows Loss 04/13/2005 10:06 PM
Advanced Micro Devices said Wednesday that it plans to combine its microprocessor businesses into a single unit, as poor flash sales dragged the company down into the red yet again. AMD also said it has filed for an IPO for its flash business, possibly preparing to spin the unit off.
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