Honey, I'm tracking the kids (Reuters)

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Honey, you're scaring the kids

Honey, you're scaring the kids 06/01/2004 03:47 PM

« People enjoying Tulireki [fire sled], the new rollercoaster at Linnanmäki. A few photos from Jarkko's birthday at Lintsi »

Jarkko decided that he wanted to spend his birthday at Linnanmäki, so we and two friends helped him try to feel a year younger instead of older for a day. :) They all spent the day getting me onto various rides that I likely wouldn't have tried in my slightly hungover state coupled with a fear of heights. The first one we tried was something called kieputin [the spinner] which rates high on the vomitronic scale. I kept expecting to be drenched either in my own vomit or someone elses, but I was happily disappointed.

Finnish clowns are still as creepy and scary as other clowns around the world. Perhaps there is an EU commission on the scary clown standard along with everything else, since Lintsi the clown should send little kids running. There's also the clownish orange globule known as the plop-plop guy who haunts the park with sinister eyes. I sat on the opposite end of the Viking Ship, another bad hangover ride, from the plop-plop and watched him smirk at me as I was laughing my ass off while trying not to lose my lunch. "Honey, you're scaring the kids.", Jarkko informed me as a group of girls in the row across from us was apparently eyeing me rather cautiously. They weren't facing the plop-plop guy.

Aside from all the spinny, whirly, puke-o-matic rides in the park, there are several roller coasters that are small in scale, but still a lot of fun. We went through the arcade, too, and I won a little Winnie the Pooh doll for Mari. Near the end of the day they finally agreed to ride my first choice which was the carousel. :) It's an antique and rotates slowly, but the slightly naughty designs, wooden animals and classic punch card organ make it a fixture in any carnival. Jarkko agreed to sit on the camel and let me take a picture of him, but a man sitting on small bactrian camel leads to a bit of a pitiful grimace. It was a fabulously fun day of frivolity.

Hopefully, he won't ask for bungee jumping next year. :)

Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for
Kids

Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for
Kids 04/26/2004 05:35 PM

Honey, Come See What's on TV (Reuters)

Honey, Come See What's on TV (Reuters) 09/10/2004 09:27 AM
Reuters - Live television footage of a young woman having her nipple pierced on German reality TV show Big Brother has outraged politicians and child protection agencies. Contestant Daniela Peter, 23, was shown on morning television on Thursday lying topless on a table, her face contorted with pain. Scenes of the nipple piercing will be repeated on Friday.

Tracking kids by Bluetooth at Tivoli
Gardens

Tracking kids by Bluetooth at Tivoli
Gardens 04/27/2004 07:27 AM
infoSync Apr 27 2004 10:41AM GMT

Honey, You're Perfect Just as You Are,
Except... (Reuters)

Honey, You're Perfect Just as You Are,
Except... (Reuters) 01/26/2004 12:36 PM
Reuters - Love is not blind -- at least when it comes to facial plastic surgery.

Broadlook--#1 Applicant Tracking
Software Solution--Empowers your
Applicant Tracking Software and fills
your Applicant Tracking Software with
applicant tracking relationships.

Broadlook--#1 Applicant Tracking
Software Solution--Empowers your
Applicant Tracking Software and fills
your Applicant Tracking Software with
applicant tracking relationships. 07/16/2004 03:14 AM
Whichever applicant tracking software your company uses, you need to look at the Broadlook Suite of Software which should seamlessly integrate with whichever applicant tracking software you are using. BroadLook is an integrated set of applications designed to harness the Internet as a powerful real-time data source--the data from which can be exported into your applicant tracking software. [PRWEB Jul 16, 2004]

Wal-Mart Says Radio Tracking Technology
on Pace (Reuters)

Wal-Mart Says Radio Tracking Technology
on Pace (Reuters) 05/18/2004 01:09 PM
Reuters - Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT.N) said on Tuesday it was on schedule to launch new radio-based inventory tracking technology next January and will meet with its 300 largest suppliers next month to hammer out details.

Bears could keep kids from school
(Reuters)

Bears could keep kids from school
(Reuters) 09/02/2004 02:05 PM
Reuters - Some 30 brown bears have been terrorising a Transylvanian mountain village and could delay the start of the school year, local authorities say.

Cosmetic Kids Dolling Up as Early as
Seven (Reuters)

Cosmetic Kids Dolling Up as Early as
Seven (Reuters) 09/08/2004 07:17 AM
Reuters - Even as young as seven, British girls are using make-up, mimicking pop idols and parents in a pitch for early adulthood, according to a consumer intelligence group.

Kids dangle from meat hooks for fun
(Reuters)

Kids dangle from meat hooks for fun
(Reuters) 07/18/2004 01:58 PM
Reuters - Police in the Florida Keys are mystified by a bizarre new pastime -- young people dangling themselves from meat hooks on a popular sandbar.

Small kids have better memories than
parents (Reuters)

Small kids have better memories than
parents (Reuters) 07/22/2004 01:31 PM
Reuters - Next time, maybe you'll believe your kid.

Quarter of British Kids Have Mobiles?
(Reuters)

Quarter of British Kids Have Mobiles?
(Reuters) 04/28/2004 10:24 AM
Reuters - A full 25 percent of British children between seven and 10 now have mobile phones as parents turn to them for safety, according to a study Wednesday.

FDA Weighs Antidepressant Risks for Kids
(Reuters)

FDA Weighs Antidepressant Risks for Kids
(Reuters) 09/13/2004 11:07 AM
Reuters - A U.S. advisory panel began meeting Monday to debate whether certain antidepressants should come with stronger warnings about the chances of suicidal behavior in children and teens who take the drugs.

Parents lie to get kids into good
schools (Reuters)

Parents lie to get kids into good
schools (Reuters) 04/18/2004 10:47 PM
Reuters - More than a quarter of parents are willing to lie to get their children into good state-run schools, a survey has found.

Clockware Releases Version 4.4 -
Significantly Enhances Timesheet Styles,
Expands Status Tracking, Employee and
Organizational Data Tracking Features

Clockware Releases Version 4.4 -
Significantly Enhances Timesheet Styles,
Expands Status Tracking, Employee and
Organizational Data Tracking Features 04/05/2005 04:50 AM
Clockware announces its seventh major release in eight years, adding enhancements to its enterprise timesheet software, time tracking, leave and exception time tracking and other key timesheet system features. [PRWEB Apr 5, 2005]

School Kids Caught Counterfeiting
Dollars (Reuters)

School Kids Caught Counterfeiting
Dollars (Reuters) 04/11/2005 07:53 AM
Reuters - A 12-year-old Seattle school student and his buddies were caught after counterfeiting $20 in one-dollar bills that were circulated among the students and used in the cafeteria to buy food, school officials said on Friday.

Kids Plus Rocks Equals 120,000 Angry
Bees (Reuters)

Kids Plus Rocks Equals 120,000 Angry
Bees (Reuters) 08/16/2004 10:36 AM
Reuters - Kids throwing rocks stirred up more trouble than they bargained for when they dislodged a swarm of bees from an enormous hive built in the wall of a Southern California apartment building, authorities said on Friday.

Livewire: Kids Learn ABCs of Politics on
the Web (Reuters)

Livewire: Kids Learn ABCs of Politics on
the Web (Reuters) 07/24/2004 07:53 AM
Reuters - As the U.S. presidential race heats up, civic organizations are using the Internet to reach out to Americans who are still too young to vote.

Japanese blame foreigners and kids for
crime (Reuters)

Japanese blame foreigners and kids for
crime (Reuters) 09/19/2004 12:08 AM
Reuters - More than 86 percent of Japanese believe their country is more dangerous than it was 10 years ago and most blame foreigners and youngsters for rising crime, according to a government poll.

New Phone Lets Parents Track Kids
(Reuters)

New Phone Lets Parents Track Kids
(Reuters) 07/28/2004 08:04 AM
Reuters - Parents in South Korea will now be able to track their children by using a device in a new mobile phone that has been designed for kids.

Commercial Leaves Kids Too Scared to
Watch TV (Reuters)

Commercial Leaves Kids Too Scared to
Watch TV (Reuters) 03/17/2005 03:16 AM
Reuters - A Marmite commercial that parodied 1950's science fiction film "The Blob" has been banned from all children's' programs in Britain after leaving kids too scared to watch television, the advertising watchdog said.

Mutant Scooter May Be 'Next Big Thing'
for Kids (Reuters)

Mutant Scooter May Be 'Next Big Thing'
for Kids (Reuters) 06/12/2004 06:37 AM
Reuters - The unlikely quest to make a mutant scooter into the "Next Big Thing" for kids and hipsters has brought together a Brazilian engineer, a California trendspotter and a cross-country trekker.

Quarter of British Kids Have Mobiles -
Study (Reuters)

Quarter of British Kids Have Mobiles -
Study (Reuters) 04/28/2004 10:15 AM
Reuters - A full 25 percent of British children between seven and 10 now have mobile phones as parents turn to them for safety, according to a study on Wednesday.

Love lures French kids to German
(Reuters)

Love lures French kids to German
(Reuters) 01/22/2004 02:10 AM
Reuters - a language of love!

Cereal Launches Whodunit to Lure Kids
(Reuters)

Cereal Launches Whodunit to Lure Kids
(Reuters) 01/28/2004 11:25 AM
Reuters - Trying to sell product to a 10-year-old? It takes a lot more these days than the prize hidden in the Cracker Jack popcorn or the maze on back of the breakfast cereal box.

Tracking Blogs, Tracking Packages --
What's The Difference?

Tracking Blogs, Tracking Packages --
What's The Difference? 03/31/2005 09:04 AM
Extreme Tech Mar 31 2005 1:16PM GMT

Honey, That's Your Job

Honey, That's Your Job 07/26/2004 10:37 AM
Judging from these product photos of the EquiMount erotic pommel horse in action, cleaning a stallion's penis and collecting his ejaculate is women's work.

Honey, I know it's not for me

Honey, I know it's not for me 11/16/2003 01:27 AM
US News Nov 16 2003 0:01AM ET

Sign of the Times: Knife-Resistant Garb
for Kids (Reuters)

Sign of the Times: Knife-Resistant Garb
for Kids (Reuters) 07/22/2004 09:31 AM
Reuters - They may not look cool, but knife-resistant kid's sweatshirts and coats are the latest products aimed at providing parental peace of mind in a Japan horrified by a series of gruesome attacks on children.

Japan Firm's Chip Tells Mom if Kids Out
of School (Reuters)

Japan Firm's Chip Tells Mom if Kids Out
of School (Reuters) 07/06/2004 08:28 AM
Reuters - Forget the notebook and the multicolored pen, a Japanese firm has developed the latest in school supplies -- chip-embedded student ID cards.

Kids Have a ‘Doggone’ Good Time with
Launch of RAGGS Kids Club Band Video
Series

Kids Have a ‘Doggone’ Good Time with
Launch of RAGGS Kids Club Band Video
Series 08/10/2004 03:43 AM
[PRWEB Aug 10, 2004]

Someone Else's Honey Pot

Someone Else's Honey Pot 06/24/2005 04:42 PM

Something I've found a great deal of enjoyment doing since I got my iPod shuffle at WWDC is just hook it up to someone else's computer and set the iTunes to autofill onto my Shuffle from the other person's music collection. By The Hallway

Keeping Your Kids Truly Safe and Secure
on the Internet Now Just Became as Easy
as “Smart Zone Kids” Browser Available
Through Wholesale-Telecom.

Keeping Your Kids Truly Safe and Secure
on the Internet Now Just Became as Easy
as “Smart Zone Kids” Browser Available
Through Wholesale-Telecom. 12/22/2004 01:28 AM
Wholesale-Telecom is now offering an Internet browser that protects children and teenagers from online pedophiles and inappropriate content The browser is totally interactive for parents to customize to their preference. [PRWEB Dec 10, 2004]

Keeping Your Kids Truly Safe and Secure
on the Internet Now Just Became as Easy
as "Smart Zone Kids" Browser Available
Through Wholesale-Telecom

Keeping Your Kids Truly Safe and Secure
on the Internet Now Just Became as Easy
as "Smart Zone Kids" Browser Available
Through Wholesale-Telecom 12/30/2004 05:15 AM
Wholesale-Telecom is now offering an Internet browser that protects children and teenagers from online pedophiles and inappropriate content The browser is totally interactive for parents to customize to their preference. [PRWEB Dec 30, 2004]

New S.Korean Cell Phone Lets Parents
Track Kids (Reuters)

New S.Korean Cell Phone Lets Parents
Track Kids (Reuters) 07/28/2004 04:13 AM
Reuters - Parents in South Korea will now be able to track their children by using a device in a new mobile phone that has been designed for kids. SK Telecom Co. began selling Wednesday colorful cell phones with antennas that look like human ears and a built in tracker using the global positioning satellite (GPS) network.

Honey, I Shrunk the Keyboard

Honey, I Shrunk the Keyboard 05/03/2004 02:25 AM
Business Week May 3 2004 6:13AM GMT

Hi honey, I'm home! Guess what!...

Hi honey, I'm home! Guess what!... 03/13/2003 10:25 AM
Face Transplants : "...the harvesting or ''degloving'' of a face would take approximately two hours, depending on the depth of the excision. It is possible to remove not just skin and subcutaneous fat and muscle but....part of the donor's bone and cartilage as well. Still, the deeper the cut, the more complex becomes the reattachment."

Web Tracking of Billable Time Improves
Productivity and Bottom Line/New Kyebot
Time Tracking and Billing Software
Announces Availability

Web Tracking of Billable Time Improves
Productivity and Bottom Line/New Kyebot
Time Tracking and Billing Software
Announces Availability 09/13/2004 02:58 AM
New Web-based time and billing application simplifies administrative tasks associated with tracking billable hours and virtually eliminates problems with under-billing. [PRWEB Sep 13, 2004]

Honey, I shrunk the surveillance plane!

Honey, I shrunk the surveillance plane! 02/18/2004 07:46 AM
Military aircraft gets seriously small
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