How to treat your customers like children

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Feral Children (wild children, wolf
children, nios salvajes, enfants
sauvages, loups, wilde Kinder, bambini
selvaggi, crianas selvagens, Aveyron,
Truffaut, Romulus, Remus, Kamala, Amala,
Mowgli, Tarzan)

Feral Children (wild children, wolf
children, nios salvajes, enfants
sauvages, loups, wilde Kinder, bambini
selvaggi, crianas selvagens, Aveyron,
Truffaut, Romulus, Remus, Kamala, Amala,
Mowgli, Tarzan) 12/14/2003 07:32 PM
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Save The Children calls on release of
Iraqi children from jails.

Save The Children calls on release of
Iraqi children from jails. 07/08/2004 10:09 PM
Save The Children calls on release of Iraqi children from jails. This apparently in response to recent media reports on the abuse of children in Iraqi prisons. And it's not just Save the Children who is concerned, but UNICEF, Amnesty International, and the Red Cross. Infact, Congress has called for a special briefing tomorrow from the Pentagon on "confidential reports" from the Red Cross on prison conditions in Iraq. The Pentagon is closing the briefing to the public, however, and apparently thinks that even Congress shouldn't know the details of how we treat prisoners.
"It's something of a stretch of policy and procedures to give them to the Congress," Rumsfeld spokesman Larry Di Rita said.

Israel Says Children Enlist Children as
Suicide Bombers

Israel Says Children Enlist Children as
Suicide Bombers 06/12/2004 08:36 PM
As the Israeli-Palestinian conflict grinds on, with many Palestinian militants now arrested or dead, the ranks are increasingly filled by eager youths, some in their middle to late teens.

Voipfone Package Builder Puts VoIP
Customers in Full Control of their
Telephone Service and Saves Customers
Money

Voipfone Package Builder Puts VoIP
Customers in Full Control of their
Telephone Service and Saves Customers
Money 06/05/2005 11:16 PM
Voipfone (http://www.voipfone.co.uk), the expanding London-based Internet Telephone provider of Voice over Internet (VoIP) services, today announces the launch of its Package Builder™ facility which allows customers to select the precise bundle of features they desire for their telephony usage.No more Plans. [PRWEB Jun 4, 2005]

Treat Me Like a Fool

Treat Me Like a Fool 04/04/2005 01:29 PM
Robert MacMillan of washingtonpost.com writes this story about April Fool jokes: “Google appears to be dodging and feinting with its April Fools’ Day lineup. Users of its Gmail e-mail program encountered a bar graph and a short note explaining the company’s new project, Infinity + 1. The news seems suspect enough, but if so, the Associated Press and News.com bought it. But more on that in a moment. Google’s obvious joke shows up on a…

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How Not To Treat a New Customer

How Not To Treat a New Customer 07/09/2004 08:29 PM
I just switched to Vodafone from T-Mobile. I didn't really want to switch that badly, as T-Mobile's service had been...

Philips, a Dutch Treat?

Philips, a Dutch Treat? 04/14/2004 11:52 AM
Contradictory remarks from the boardroom stink up the firm's decent first-quarter earnings.

Google's Ticker Treat

Google's Ticker Treat 10/31/2003 08:20 AM
Motley Fool Oct 31 2003 7:46AM ET

Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet....

Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet.... 10/31/2003 06:21 PM

I'm sitting on the doorstep handing out treats to trick or treaters. I'm dressed up as a computer geek with my laptop playing Halloween songs from Rhapsody over my wireless network.

Well, okay, I'm not really dressed up... it's my everyday outfit, but I'm still running with it. It's a shifted holiday at my house!

Oh, and the Laughing Librarian just came by my house with his daughter. He's dressed in a safari outfit with a giant snake wrapped around his body. Awesome!

Wastewater can produce enough power to
treat itself!

Wastewater can produce enough power to
treat itself! 09/21/2004 03:05 PM
123Bharath.com Sep 21 2004 6:25PM GMT

Vegetable Orchestra goes down a treat
(Reuters)

Vegetable Orchestra goes down a treat
(Reuters) 05/24/2004 12:27 PM
Reuters - The sounds of 40 kilos of finely tuned cucumbers, leeks, potatoes, radishes, peppers, aubergines and marrows entertained a German audience at the weekend in a concert by the first Viennese Vegetable Orchestra.

Treat yourself to a big plate of Java
servlets

Treat yourself to a big plate of Java
servlets 08/03/2004 07:28 AM
Register Training Comprehensive new course

A school that uses PCs to treat special
kids

A school that uses PCs to treat special
kids 05/06/2004 01:37 AM
Webindia123 May 6 2004 5:21AM GMT

Exercise to treat depression call

Exercise to treat depression call 03/28/2005 09:39 PM
Mental health campaigners call for GPs to offer exercise on prescription to depressed patients.

Virtual 3D heart to treat babies

Virtual 3D heart to treat babies 08/18/2004 02:49 AM
Virtual reality techniques are helping Danish doctors diagnose heart defects in newborn babies.

A Debate on How to Treat Precancerous
Breast Disease

A Debate on How to Treat Precancerous
Breast Disease 06/21/2004 08:23 PM
There is a mounting debate among experts over how aggressively to treat ductal carcinoma in situ, which has a 10-year mortality rate hovering around 1 percent.

Shark Tank: This time it's all trick and
no treat

Shark Tank: This time it's all trick and
no treat 11/01/2003 12:52 AM
As part of its new disaster recovery plan, this Australian company takes out a lease on a secondary site about an hour outside of town from its headquarters -- and it looks perfect.

Aloe vera may treat battle wounds

Aloe vera may treat battle wounds 08/02/2004 03:17 AM
The aloe vera plant could one day keep trauma victims alive until they can get a blood transfusion, research finds.

Scientists hope cells will help treat
the ill (USATODAY.com)

Scientists hope cells will help treat
the ill (USATODAY.com) 02/13/2004 07:17 AM
USATODAY.com - Q: What is the difference between ordinary stem cells and cloned embryonic stem cells?

The Claim: You Can Treat a Snakebit by
Sucking Out the Venom

The Claim: You Can Treat a Snakebit by
Sucking Out the Venom 07/13/2004 02:04 AM
The bottom line: Venomous snakebites require emergency medical care.

Bill Miller to Verizon: Treat us equal!

Bill Miller to Verizon: Treat us equal! 04/11/2005 11:28 AM
CNN Money Apr 11 2005 3:33PM GMT

Treat British Airways as damage and
route around them

Treat British Airways as damage and
route around them 08/29/2004 12:41 PM
Cory Doctorow: I was trying to buy a one-way ticket from Brussels to London in September, and I ran into the weirdest, dumbest thing: British Airways won't sell you a ticket over the Web if your credit-card isn't billed in the same country the flight originates in (Er, hello? You're an airline -- that means you deal with people who are traveling, sometimes to countries other than the one that they reside in).

So I called BA and was told that the same ticket would cost 400 percent more if bought over the phone. So I went to a BA counter in Boston and was quoted a fare that was 200 percent more than the Web-fare.

I tried booking through Expedia, but they wanted to mail me a paper ticket. Since I rarely touch down in any city for more than a couple days, intersecting with a postal-delivery system for time-sensitive materials is pretty tricky.

Then I gave up on the Web and went to SN Brussels Air, a little carrier whose website has never ever worked for me. I called the London reservations desk and booked a ticket for exactly what BA charges via its website.

That's no surprise: as it turns out, the flight is operated by British Airways. It's the same goddamned plane.

So that's the point of this post: if ever you want to book a ticket on BA from Brussels to London, book it through SN Brussels Air (by phone -- the website will probably remain busted for all eternity), and you can circumvent BA's dumbass ecommerce policies and extorionate phone/counter prices. Link

Latter-day ashphalters call on feds not
to treat fiber like roads

Latter-day ashphalters call on feds not
to treat fiber like roads 03/19/2003 10:45 PM
Clay sez:

The 21st Century Infrastructure Consortium (21st CiC)is dedicated to bringing high-bandwidth fiber to the home. Or, rather, they are dedicated to FTTH as long as our city governments don't get involved. From the looks of the paper 21st CiC has filed with the FCC, the worst thing that could possibly happen is that someone could be scheming to offer you access to pure bandwidth, uncluttered by monopolistic business practices.

From their FCC filing: "Municipalities, even when they promise to build an open-access network, should not at all be involved with the FTTx industry."

So take that, you municipal stooges! Your puny notions of "open access" are nothing to us! (I'd suggest a drinking game involving the number of occurrences of the phrase "unfair competition" in a two page PDF, but I think the AMA would revoke my blogging license.)

The very idea that the government would want to treat access to bandwidth as even remotely analogous to access to highways has latter-day asphalt manufacturers in a tizzy. Municipal FTTH may die a-borning, if the beneficiaries of such services don't make themselves heard.

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"Michigan Preparing To Let Doctors
Refuse To Treat Gays"

"Michigan Preparing To Let Doctors
Refuse To Treat Gays" 04/23/2004 02:43 AM

M-generation treat mobiles as
life-support system

M-generation treat mobiles as
life-support system 06/23/2004 07:56 AM
inSourced Jun 23 2004 10:43AM GMT

When Alzheimer's Steals the Mind, How
Aggressively to Treat the Body?

When Alzheimer's Steals the Mind, How
Aggressively to Treat the Body? 05/17/2004 07:35 PM
The question of how aggressive to be in treating late-stage Alzheimer's patients is one of the most wrenching and contentious issues in medicine.

ESSAY- Tricky treat: Let's reclaim
Halloween from fear

ESSAY- Tricky treat: Let's reclaim
Halloween from fear 10/30/2003 07:15 PM
Start with a Google search for "The Razor Blade in the Apple: The Social Construction of Urban Legends." Two Southern Illinois University professors researched ...

'Computer' made from DNA able to detect,
treat cancer in a test tube

'Computer' made from DNA able to detect,
treat cancer in a test tube 04/28/2004 02:44 PM
Canadian Press via Canada.com Apr 28 2004 6:15PM GMT

Treat online gaming as a legitimate
industry, gov't told

Treat online gaming as a legitimate
industry, gov't told 02/01/2005 09:41 PM
News.inq7.net - Sun Jan 30, 12:55 pm GMT

tech.life@play | Full Spectrum Warrior
intense, low-casualty treat

tech.life@play | Full Spectrum Warrior
intense, low-casualty treat 06/17/2004 03:19 AM
Philadelphia Inquirer Jun 17 2004 7:16AM GMT

The IDF will soon begin using cannabis
to treat soldiers suffering from combat
stress, the military said Wednesday

The IDF will soon begin using cannabis
to treat soldiers suffering from combat
stress, the military said Wednesday 08/08/2004 07:07 AM
At last, some fun quirky news about Israeli soldiers

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UPDATE: A Very
Special Treat

UPDATE: A Very
Special Treat 12/24/2004 12:32 PM
Gentle Giant Studios has a very special 'thank you' shipping out to some of their closest friends and associates. This Silver and Gold Edition Sandtrooper Mini-Bust will be limited to just 200 pieces, making it the prized centerpiece in any Star Wars collection. *More images and details have been added!

"one of the reasons boys (and
subsequently men) are more likely to
develop learning disorders and
antisocial 'macho' personalities is that
parents treat infant males in their
first months of life "like boys""

"one of the reasons boys (and
subsequently men) are more likely to
develop learning disorders and
antisocial 'macho' personalities is that
parents treat infant males in their
first months of life "like boys"" 07/07/2004 02:57 PM

won't somebody please think of the
children!

won't somebody please think of the
children! 02/05/2005 09:02 PM
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book - along with The Gashlycrumb Tinies, Max und Moritz, and Der Struwwelpeter (previously discussed here and here) - are classics in the genre of children's books that are likely to disturb sensitive adults. Of course, Barbar isn't much better, and neither is Mickey Mouse, but at least they're not trying to conquer the human race [via Boing Boing]. What is it about corrupted innocence that's so darn funny?

The Myths of Children

The Myths of Children 11/13/2003 05:22 AM
The homeless children of Miami have developed an interesting and amazing belief system, which brings them hope and the ability to understand the world and the circumstances they exist in. This story, as written by Lynda Edwards for the Miami New Times gives an insightful and at times, beautiful look into the folklore and tales of the children. "To homeless children sleeping on the street, neon is as comforting as a night-light. Angels love colored light too. After nightfall in downtown Miami, they nibble on the NationsBank building -- always drenched in a green, pink, or golden glow. "They eat light so they can fly," eight-year-old Andre tells the children sitting on the patio of the Salvation Army's emergency shelter on NW 38th Street. Andre explains that the angels hide in the building while they study battle maps. "There's a lot of killing going on in Miami," he says. "You want to fight, want to learn how to live, you got to learn the secret stories." The small group listens intently to these tales told by homeless children in shelters. "

"Save the Children"

"Save the Children" 01/01/2005 10:39 AM

Lenny's children

Lenny's children 09/21/2004 08:50 AM
40 years after Lenny Bruce began his dark descent, here are the top 10 true heirs to his outlaw legacy.

A Third of the Dead Are Said to Be
Children

A Third of the Dead Are Said to Be
Children 12/28/2004 03:02 AM
Survivors arranged for mass burials and searched for tens of thousands of the missing in countries thousands of miles apart.

DNA sequencing for children

DNA sequencing for children 12/03/2003 07:33 AM
Discovery Kids DNA Explorer .. selling a DNA kit for kids .. analizar secuencias de DNA .. something like this .. kid's play .. kids' toy .. Uh

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302 Redirect Hack Fastly Becoming Most
Infamous SE Listings Hack Ever

302 Redirect Hack Fastly Becoming Most
Infamous SE Listings Hack Ever 03/14/2005 05:10 PM
This subject just will not die until the search engines address it. "Google and Yahoo are now working to perfect ways to determine when to treat a 302 like a Moved-Temporarily redirect, and when to treat it like an exit-tracker. It's far from a simple problem, so it's going to take some time."

Feds Hack Wireless Network in 3 Minutes

Feds Hack Wireless Network in 3 Minutes 04/05/2005 02:24 PM

Hack . . . hack back . . . repeat

Hack . . . hack back . . . repeat 08/13/2004 10:39 AM

Case of a wireless hack

Case of a wireless hack 06/17/2005 04:38 PM
This is a short story about using a couple of computers, some interesting tools, an operating system and a bit...

Hack most wireless LANs in minutes!

Hack most wireless LANs in minutes! 03/17/2005 03:14 AM

Hack most wireless LANs in minutes

Hack most wireless LANs in minutes 03/17/2005 03:14 AM

Man pleads guilty to wireless hack into
stores

Man pleads guilty to wireless hack into
stores 06/07/2004 04:08 PM
BOSTON - A Michigan man pleaded guilty on Friday to four counts of wire fraud and unauthorized access to a computer after he and two accomplices used a vulnerable wireless network at a Lowe's Companies Inc. store in Michigan to attempt to steal credit card numbers from the company's main computer systems in North Carolina and other Lowe's stores in the U.S.

Michigan man pleads guilty to wireless
hack into stores

Michigan man pleads guilty to wireless
hack into stores 06/07/2004 05:23 PM
Brian Salcedo has pleaded guilty to four counts of wire fraud and unauthorized access to a computer after he and two other men used a wireless network at a Lowe's store late last year to try and steal credit card numbers.

Webmail.us Releases Webmail Version 3.1,
Adding Dozens of New Features and System
Improvements

Webmail.us Releases Webmail Version 3.1,
Adding Dozens of New Features and System
Improvements 03/22/2005 04:55 PM
Latest Version Provides New Security Features, Additional Web Browser Support and Webmail Client User Interface Enhancements [PRWEB Mar 21, 2005]

Secure Your Network (And Hack It) With
MacAnalysis

Secure Your Network (And Hack It) With
MacAnalysis 11/10/2003 11:25 PM
MacAnalysis is the most comprehensive security tool that we've seen on any platform, and should be a part of the security toolbox of any Mac user. By John F. Braun (Mac Observer via MyAppleMenu)

Oxford Students Hack University Network

Oxford Students Hack University Network 07/15/2004 11:52 PM

New evidence points to Cisco network
hack

New evidence points to Cisco network
hack 05/20/2004 10:07 AM

Coop Linux: scary kernel hack

Coop Linux: scary kernel hack 01/26/2004 10:15 AM
Wes "Kernel Hacker" Felter describes Cooperative Linux as, "a scary hack that loads the Linux kernel into the NT kernel as a driver so that they can both run in ring 0 at the same time, allowing Linux apps to run full speed on Windows without porting." Link (via Hack the Planet)

Research Says Linux Servers Mostly
Hack-Free

Research Says Linux Servers Mostly
Hack-Free 07/30/2004 10:22 AM
Research shows majority of Linux servers are never infected or hacked.

Research: Linux Servers Mostly Hack-Free

Research: Linux Servers Mostly Hack-Free 07/30/2004 03:30 PM
Internet News Jul 30 2004 8:09PM GMT

Hack notes, Linux and Unix Security,
Portable reference

Hack notes, Linux and Unix Security,
Portable reference 12/29/2003 02:22 AM
An example of a successful crack for each type of security vulnerability makes this a useful book for administrators who want a realistic picture of real-world security threats.

Linux Kernel Back-Door Hack Attempt
Discovered

Linux Kernel Back-Door Hack Attempt
Discovered 11/06/2003 12:45 AM

Book Review: Hack notes, Linux and Unix
Security

Book Review: Hack notes, Linux and Unix
Security 12/30/2003 05:16 PM

Slashdot Linux Kernel Back-Door Hack
Attempt Discovered

Slashdot Linux Kernel Back-Door Hack
Attempt Discovered 11/07/2003 05:27 AM
Slashdot

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AIM Ad Hack 3.59

AIM Ad Hack 3.59 04/27/2004 08:44 AM

How to hack your new PSP

How to hack your new PSP 04/09/2005 07:57 AM
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AIM Ad Hack 3.60

AIM Ad Hack 3.60 05/25/2004 06:56 AM

Just Hack It Again

Just Hack It Again 01/27/2004 04:56 AM
First learn computer science and all the theory. Next develop a programming style. Then forget all that and just hack. -- George Carrette

I posted this comment a few weeks ago, but i never clarified what i thought of this quotation - until now...

Let's say you learnt a subject really well, and were asked to teach others. You enjoy teaching and others admire your teaching style. Then one day, you throw away all your notes and teach off-the-cuff, from memory. You have to really know your stuff before you'd dare do that.

We'll that's what I think George Carrette meant by "Just Hack". If you don't know your stuff inside-out, upside-down and every-which-way, "Just Hack" is probably not for you.

Aim Ad Hack 3.67

Aim Ad Hack 3.67 09/04/2004 05:30 PM

A third css hack

A third css hack 03/11/2003 11:53 AM
During my search for the powers that will finally grant me eternal life - in other words while programming my...

Hack yourself

Hack yourself 01/02/2005 06:23 PM
"You can be happy. You can live the life you want to live. You can become the person you want to be. This is what I've figured out so far."

Just Hack

Just Hack 01/16/2004 10:59 AM
First learn computer science and all the theory. Next develop a programming style. Then forget all that and just hack. -- George Carrette

Reminds me of the time the Malaysian government sent a software team to Canada to do technology transfer for a flight simulator system. After spending 2 years in Canada, they returned, and i asked one of the team members how the Canadian coders designed this powerful and complex system. I was expecting some detailed software methodology involving multiple phases. He told me, "they just hire a bunch of talented programmers, teach them the physics, and tell them to hack!"

Hack Your Car

Hack Your Car 02/13/2004 09:08 PM

Aim Ad Hack 3.63

Aim Ad Hack 3.63 07/07/2004 04:49 AM

Aim Ad Hack 3.62

Aim Ad Hack 3.62 06/15/2004 04:52 PM

How to treat your customers like children

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