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Sometimes You Feel Like A Dolt, Sometimes You Don't







Sometimes You Feel Like A Dolt,
Sometimes You Don't

Sometimes You Feel Like A Dolt,
Sometimes You Don't
07/19/2004 06:21 PM

It's been a long time since I couldn't get something to work because I didn't know I had to turn it on first. By Jeff Adkins, Low End Mac (via MyAppleMenu)




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