Doctor Allegedly Cuts Off Patient's Penis (AP)

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Man cuts off penis in sex protest
(Reuters)

Man cuts off penis in sex protest
(Reuters) 08/07/2004 06:43 PM
Reuters - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say.

Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His
Penis (Reuters)

Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His
Penis (Reuters) 08/09/2004 07:54 AM
Reuters - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources said on Saturday.

Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
(Reuters)

Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
(Reuters) 04/09/2004 04:13 PM
Reuters - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

New jaw grown on patient's back

New jaw grown on patient's back 08/27/2004 01:34 PM
A man has eaten his first solid meal in nine years after his face was rebuilt using a pioneering jaw-bone graft.

Hip patient's nine-year wait

Hip patient's nine-year wait 06/23/2004 01:17 AM
An arthritis patient reveals she is still waiting for a hip replacement operation after nine-and-half years.

Coma patient's 'shock pregnancy'

Coma patient's 'shock pregnancy' 09/02/2004 01:54 PM
A woman woke from a coma to discover she had become a mum.

CNN.com - Hundreds of coins found in
patient's belly - Feb. 18, 2004

CNN.com - Hundreds of coins found in
patient's belly - Feb. 18, 2004 02/19/2004 12:48 PM
Hey buddy, got change for a Buck? Sure, give me a couple days .. Hundreds of coins found in patient's belly .. Easy on the coins, man

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Doctor, Doctor, It Hurts When I Wi-Fi

Doctor, Doctor, It Hurts When I Wi-Fi 01/16/2004 11:01 AM
Florida plastic surgeon offers free Wi-Fi for patients: The doctor has thought about security. They use a firewall and other details to protect patient privacy, and rotate their security key....

YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS!

YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS! 01/06/2005 02:45 PM
Goldie Lookin' Chain Not useful to Brits or American hipsters, but most of us might remain ignorant of this fantastic act. The GLC are a hiphop collective from Newport, Wales. Playing up their welsh ethnicity and offering selections like Your Mother's Got A Penis, they're definitely a novelty act. But they use great beats and hilarious themes, and most reviews have been positive. The Guardian, citing the anti-chav parody nature of the act, pans them partially for being classist.

But I find it hard to dislike a group that can release a single about a cyborg sent on a mission the corner store to buy ten cigarettes. Some of the material is NSFW. Some videos are available at the main link.

Big penis on the table (or not)

Big penis on the table (or not) 08/11/2004 12:08 PM
This vintage medical model of a human penis is up for auction on eBay right now. Manufactured by Carolina Biological Supply Company (still a wonderful company), circa 1950s, the model is 22.5" long and 15" tall. Starting bid at just $275. Link (Thanks, Michael-Anne!)

UPDATE: If you thought that penis head was a bit pointy and odd looking, you were onto something. Dr. Matthew Vaughn says: "Unfortunately, the 'male penis' model is actually a model of the ro ot tip of a modern vascular plant. Now given the Australian slang for a quick romp between the sheets (a root), BoingBoing's posting isn't ALL that far from the mark, but it is, nevertheless, factually incorrect."

Penis-Unicorns

Penis-Unicorns 09/16/2004 08:48 PM
Jeff's Magical World of Penis-Unicorns [warning: background midi (and unicorns with penises on their heads)]

Penis-englargement bl0g

Penis-englargement bl0g 05/22/2004 02:38 AM
This guy wanted to see if penis enlargement pills worked, so he ordered some. Personal account augmented by a chart showing the size of his unit over time, in millimetres! Link (via EvHead)

Penis fabricated on forearm

Penis fabricated on forearm 04/11/2005 11:26 AM
David Pescovitz: A Moscow man with a micropenis (shorter than 7 centimeters erect) was aided by plastic surgeons who removed his tiny member, attached it to his forearm, and then added length by rolling skin around tubular implants. They they sewed the whole thing in its proper location. (Xeni's previous post about the innovative procedure here.) From The Telegraph:

Prof (Mikhail) Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.

"But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."

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Is your penis too small? (Reuters)

Is your penis too small? (Reuters) 01/18/2004 10:24 PM
Reuters - For many American office workers, the day begins with deleting spam. These days, a lot of electronic junk mail hits below the belt by seeking to profit from many men's deepest fear -- that their penises are too small.

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex 04/16/2004 07:45 AM
Maur bara ekki or vi a lesa svona .. Ananova - Penis explodes during sex .. This is every guys nightmare .. Ananova [Inglês] .. X_X omg how hurty! .. Kaboooom! .. ontplofte .. Ananova .. explos .. penis

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Give Penis a Chance

Give Penis a Chance 04/03/2005 01:00 PM
The road to world peace begins in a bag of saline, travels through a bladder catheter, and ends up in one middle-aged San Franciscan's grotesquely inflated scrotum.

Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale Penis

Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale Penis 04/10/2004 08:47 AM
Amazing photo of a male whale's reproductive organ .. Hinterlands.cc ->Whale dick .. o pênis de uma baleia .. Todd's new job .. Viagra needed? .. Holy crap .. that

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"Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale
Penis"

"Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale
Penis" 04/12/2004 03:42 AM

Syndication sold like penis-enlargers

Syndication sold like penis-enlargers 08/10/2004 03:31 AM
The RSSEqualizer.com site is a piece of blisteringly cheezy marketing aimed at selling RSS to non-technical people as a site-traffic-builder. Hammersley calls it the moment that syndation jumped the shark.

"Discover An Amazing 'Technology' That Will Give You An Unfair Advantage Over Your Competitors And Increase Your Rankings... GUARANTEED!"

RSS Equalizer is the most important tool you need to get more pages listed in the search engines. Having been one of the first people to utilize RSS Equalizer, I was really excited to see the results.

It was nothing less than AMAZING!

The number of times the search engines hit my sites, have TRIPLED in just a few short days. I can't say what this means... IT'S AWESOME!

This is the tool you need to help you get targeted traffic and get the search engines to wake up and take notice of your sites. Nothing else compares!

Link (via Ben Hammersley)

Promotional penis pops up on eBay

Promotional penis pops up on eBay 04/08/2005 10:08 AM
Hard-up up Brit flogs member

SNL gets "penis nose" past censors

SNL gets "penis nose" past censors 03/22/2005 05:01 PM
Mark Frauenfelder: Where is the outrage?

"Keen observers of a sketch about a celebrity roast of Clint Eastwood might have noticed something peculiar about how the show's host, David Spade, was made up to look like Owen Wilson.

His nose looked like a penis. Not 'kind of like a penis'; it looked like a urologically-correct appendage, right down to what we believe is called the dorsal vein."

Link

Ananova - Romanian selling his penis

Ananova - Romanian selling his penis 08/10/2004 12:33 PM
Romanian selling his penis .. ananova

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Animated "Blind Man's Penis"

Animated "Blind Man's Penis" 05/06/2004 10:24 AM
Jo hn Alderman says:

"Back in the '70s, John Trubee (weirdo prankster) saw one of those ads that offers to assess your poetic talent and set your poems to music. So--testing limits--he wrote the most offensive thing he could think of, pushing all the buttons, and sent it off. The refrain was originally 'Stevie Wonder’s penis, is erect because he's blind.' The company wrote back and, of course, told him he had talent, and would set his song to music and press disks if he'd pay them a little. But, because they didn't want to get sued, they had to substitute 'a blind man' for Stevie. The record was pressed and it became a sort-of underground hit in LA. Funny also because Trubee's prank calls were supposed to be the inspiration for Matt Groening's use of them. They were friends!"

Now, "Blind Man's Penis" has been given the Flash animation treatment! Link

Penis Hammered Off Baggage Handler
Statue (AP)

Penis Hammered Off Baggage Handler
Statue (AP) 02/01/2005 09:23 PM
AP - Trouble began as soon as Baggage Handler, a statue of a suitcase-toting naked man surrounded by luggage, was installed in a turnaround at the marina in this lakeside resort town.

Granny says 'nothing wrong' with
Timberlake's penis

Granny says 'nothing wrong' with
Timberlake's penis 12/03/2003 04:56 PM
Aw, that's sweet when family comes to your defense. I bet Justin's happy about that one.

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?:
Conclusion

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?:
Conclusion 05/22/2004 05:19 PM
Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work? .. les trucs pour agr4ndir son p3n1s .. tutta un’altra cosa .. linked

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"SNL's" penis nose escapes censors

"SNL's" penis nose escapes censors 03/23/2005 02:36 AM

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Spambl0gging. Penis enlargement website
a marketing scam?

Spambl0gging. Penis enlargement website
a marketing scam? 05/27/2004 06:24 PM
Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work? is a weblog that has been aggressively linked to recently. Ostensibly it is a personal...

Penis pill peddler stiffs AOL spam
insider

Penis pill peddler stiffs AOL spam
insider 06/23/2004 08:35 PM
Employee charged

Canada cool with happy penis song
(Reuters)

Canada cool with happy penis song
(Reuters) 01/16/2004 01:05 PM
Reuters - A song lauding the joys of an "enormous penis" is not obscene because the object of the lyric's affection isn't necessarily sexual, a Canadian regulator has ruled.

Girl given picture of man's penis over
school Internet

Girl given picture of man's penis over
school Internet 06/04/2004 03:54 PM
AP via Newsday Jun 4 2004 8:28PM GMT

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Ancient
fossil penis discovered

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Ancient
fossil penis discovered 12/06/2003 03:50 AM

The Man With the Smallest Penis in
Existence and the Electron Microscope
Technician Who Loved Him

The Man With the Smallest Penis in
Existence and the Electron Microscope
Technician Who Loved Him 08/27/2004 01:51 PM
The Man With the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him (flash cartoon)

"Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s
Penis - NEWS - MOSN..."

"Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s
Penis - NEWS - MOSN..." 05/02/2004 09:08 PM

NEWS.com.au | Crazed surgeon amputates
penis (July 19, 2004)

NEWS.com.au | Crazed surgeon amputates
penis (July 19, 2004) 07/20/2004 02:40 PM

Russian Museum to Exhibit
Rasputin’s Penis - NEWS -
MOSNEWS.COM

Russian Museum to Exhibit
Rasputin’s Penis - NEWS -
MOSNEWS.COM 05/01/2004 03:41 AM
Just when you'd thought you'd seen everything: .. Russian museum to exhibit Rasputin's penis .. Read article

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.Net is a Joke (Allegedly)

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly) 03/19/2003 10:26 PM

They have called it Colymbosathon
ecplecticos, which means amazing swimmer
with a large penis

They have called it Colymbosathon
ecplecticos, which means amazing swimmer
with a large penis 12/06/2003 06:08 AM
Ancient fossil penis discovered .. Sounds like just your type

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Women Allegedly Try and Force Man to Wed
(AP)

Women Allegedly Try and Force Man to Wed
(AP) 09/23/2004 05:49 PM
AP - Four women were briefly detained for allegedly seizing a man they were trying to force to marry a former girlfriend he impregnated, police said Thursday.
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