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Same old cock and bull story

Same old cock and bull story 11/04/2003 01:55 AM

Just in time for Christmas! Shop for scrotums. Get yourself a bull penis walking stick. Spoil your dog with bull penis chew treats. (Go for the 24" ones, if only for the jealousy factor)




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