Man Jailed for Allegedly Sucking Toes (AP)

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Warm Toes Are Happy Toes

Warm Toes Are Happy Toes 04/27/2004 04:40 AM
Suffering cold feet is an unpleasant aspect of the outdoor life. What if you could wear special wool socks that generate their own heat? You'd like that. Well, now you can. Kim Griggs reports from Wellington, New Zealand.

sucking up to alexander hamilton

sucking up to alexander hamilton 07/30/2004 03:52 PM
a gun dueling bastard son of a scotch sales man: the Tupac of founding fathers

Sucking Sound at Sears

Sucking Sound at Sears 07/22/2004 02:41 PM
Is the retailer building up its own history of disappointment?

Open Season for Toes

Open Season for Toes 03/23/2005 11:01 PM
Daffodils, tulips, mild sunny days, whatever. The true sign of spring is Band-Aids all over your feet. Welcome to sandals season.

Stepping on Big Brother's Toes

Stepping on Big Brother's Toes 07/29/2004 05:01 AM
A British group announces 'winners' in its contest to identify the groups that have done the most to invade personal privacy in the United Kingdom -- including the U.S. government. By Michelle Delio.

Roomba is Sucking up Christmas Dollars

Roomba is Sucking up Christmas Dollars 12/19/2004 03:41 PM
A new CNET article notes that the iRobot Roomba is a hot item among Christmas shoppers this season. Best Buy claims it's the most popular gift item at their stores this year and the Roomba 4100 has also recently reached the number four position on Amazon's Housewares top sellers list (it has since dropped to position six). The San Mateo Daily Journal recently picked the Roomba as number six on its list of the top ten holiday gadgets. So you better watch out, Santa may be bringing you an autonomous robot vacuum cleaner this year.

iTMS + NNW = Money Sucking Hole

iTMS + NNW = Money Sucking Hole 01/22/2004 04:55 AM
Want to find out what was just added to the iTunes Music Store? Don't want to actually interrupt your currently playing iTunes track to see?...

Oracle Keeps Microsoft on its Toes in
Trial

Oracle Keeps Microsoft on its Toes in
Trial 06/24/2004 01:20 AM
“Oracle keeps turning an unwelcome spotlight on Microsoft during an antitrust trial that is supposed to have Oracle in the hot seat.”

EU chief toes line against Microsoft

EU chief toes line against Microsoft 04/16/2004 08:57 AM
ZDNet Apr 16 2004 12:40PM GMT

The Claim: You Can Treat a Snakebit by
Sucking Out the Venom

The Claim: You Can Treat a Snakebit by
Sucking Out the Venom 07/13/2004 02:04 AM
The bottom line: Venomous snakebites require emergency medical care.

Laptop Legs And Mac Feet Keep Portables
On Their Toes

Laptop Legs And Mac Feet Keep Portables
On Their Toes 03/19/2005 02:29 AM

By Ian Austen, New York Times

Google toes line on news in China

Google toes line on news in China 09/25/2004 07:19 AM
Thedailycamera.com - Sat Sep 25, 07:54 am GMT

Newspapers Buy Into Topix.net, Dip Their
Toes Into Local Web Advertising

Newspapers Buy Into Topix.net, Dip Their
Toes Into Local Web Advertising 03/23/2005 12:46 AM
It's turning into quite a week for deals to be announced. Yahoo buys Flickr, Barry Diller buys Ask Jeeves and HP buys Snapfish. Next up, is Topix.net... which hasn't fully been bought out, but close enough. The news aggregation site (which we helped annou nce back when it launched) has carved itself up and sold off 25% each to three big newspaper players: Knight Ridder, Gannett and the Tribune Media Company. The folks at Topix.net keep the remaining 25%. It's sort of halfway between flipping the business and raising money (and the VCs were definitely circling and definitely interested). Topix.net remains an independent company (in fact, being own in equal parts by three competitors should help guarantee that). However, what's interesting is that, in the wake of many news organizations showing just how much they don't get the internet, here are three who appear to be making a real effort to adapt to the changes in the media world. Topix.net has always been based on the model of taking away ad revenue from local papers -- and this deal acts as a way for those papers to get further involved in cannibalizing their own print revenue, should it come to that (rather than just letting Topix.net cannibalize it all by themselves). The more interesting question may be how other news organizations respond. The backwards thinking ones may fear "helping the competition" and pull an AFP and "opt-out" of Topix.net's crawl. Topix.net CEO Rich Skrenta doesn't think it will be a problem, noting: "For other publishers in our crawl, this deal will serve to drive them even more traffic than they're getting from us and our partners now. If a site has a functioning online business model, it should want more traffic and more distribution. If more online audience yields more revenue, you don't want less places linking to you." Of course, you could make the same argument about AFP -- but hopefully not all news organizations are so brain dead.

Grandmom Honored for Toasty Toes Mission
(AP)

Grandmom Honored for Toasty Toes Mission
(AP) 05/26/2004 06:26 PM
AP - An Ohio grandmother who in seven years has knitted thousands of slippers for soldiers and sailors has been named Patriot of the Year by a nonprofit group that supports the military.

Shyamalan accused of plagiarism over
"Village," audiences accuse film of
sucking

Shyamalan accused of plagiarism over
"Village," audiences accuse film of
sucking 08/16/2004 10:46 AM
Writer-director M Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Signs) may face legal action over accusations that his latest project, The Village, was plagiarized from a children's book. The source in question: "Running Out of Time" by Margaret Peterson Haddix, published by Simon and Schuster in 1995. While the matter of plagiarism is open to debate, evidently the movie's suck factor is not. Last week, one blogger/culture crit pal was so distressed at the stinker he'd paid two digits to see in a Manhattan theater that he text-messaged me halfway through -- "OMG THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER." He was not alone in this assessment. L ink (via MeFi, which includes a handy list of other films accused of plagiarism in recent years)

'SONS OF FUCKING BITCH-ASS GODDAMNED
COCK SUCKING GOAT FUCKERS!', he
elaborated.

'SONS OF FUCKING BITCH-ASS GODDAMNED
COCK SUCKING GOAT FUCKERS!', he
elaborated. 05/22/2004 03:24 PM
Attacked By Thugs! - Maciej Ceglowski is accosted by young, dorky thugs in Warsaw. After flagging down a van full of police to report the incident, frenzied pursuit-driven hijinks ensue. Almost makes me want to move to Poland and become a cop. Anyone have any sort of similar, amusing, crazed police experience? (I realise there are plenty of non-amusing, crazed police stories out there too, unfortunately.)

Author accuses Shyamalan of plagiarism
over "Village," audiences accuse film of
sucking

Author accuses Shyamalan of plagiarism
over "Village," audiences accuse film of
sucking 08/16/2004 11:51 AM
Writer-director M Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Signs) may face legal action over accusations that his latest project, The Village, was plagiarized from a children's book. The source in question: "Running Out of Time" by Margaret Peterson Haddix, published by Simon and Schuster in 1995. While the matter of plagiarism is open to debate, evidently the movie's suck factor is not. Last week, one blogger/culture crit pal was so distressed at the stinker he'd paid two digits to see in a Manhattan theater that he text-messaged me halfway through -- "OMG THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER." He was not alone in this assessment. L ink (via MeFi, which includes a handy list of other films accused of plagiarism in recent years)

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly)

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly) 03/19/2003 10:26 PM

Women Allegedly Try to Force Man to Wed
(AP)

Women Allegedly Try to Force Man to Wed
(AP) 09/23/2004 09:34 PM
AP - Four women were briefly detained for allegedly seizing a man they were trying to force to marry a former girlfriend he impregnated, police said Thursday.

Man Allegedly Uses Murder Suspect's ID
(AP)

Man Allegedly Uses Murder Suspect's ID
(AP) 04/22/2004 06:42 PM
AP - A man made a mistake by using a fake driver's license with the name of a person wanted for attempted murder.

Man Charged for Allegedly Sodomizing Dog
(AP)

Man Charged for Allegedly Sodomizing Dog
(AP) 01/06/2005 08:15 PM
AP - A man has been charged with torturing a Rottweiler by sodomizing the dog in what authorities are calling a case of "horrific abuse."

Women Allegedly Try and Force Man to Wed
(AP)

Women Allegedly Try and Force Man to Wed
(AP) 09/23/2004 05:49 PM
AP - Four women were briefly detained for allegedly seizing a man they were trying to force to marry a former girlfriend he impregnated, police said Thursday.

Two Allegedly Rob Store Twice in Night
(AP)

Two Allegedly Rob Store Twice in Night
(AP) 08/03/2004 10:47 AM
AP - Two men who allegedly broke into the same store twice in the same night were arrested when they were spotted across the street later the same morning.

Teacher Allegedly Smokes Pot With
Students (AP)

Teacher Allegedly Smokes Pot With
Students (AP) 04/08/2005 03:27 PM
AP - A 34-year-old high school math teacher was arrested after two female students said he served them vodka drinks and smoked marijuana with them at his house, officials said.

Dad Allegedly Attempts Son's
Circumcision (AP)

Dad Allegedly Attempts Son's
Circumcision (AP) 09/08/2004 07:45 PM
AP - A father who allegedly tried to circumcise his 8-year-old son in the bathroom after reading selections from the Bible has been charged with first-degree assault of a child.

Deputy Suspended for Allegedly Disrobing
(AP)

Deputy Suspended for Allegedly Disrobing
(AP) 08/19/2004 04:34 PM
AP - A sheriff's deputy has been placed on administrative leave for stripping down to his skivvies in public.

Man Allegedly Steals Valentine Specials
(AP)

Man Allegedly Steals Valentine Specials
(AP) 02/13/2004 05:09 PM
AP - He did it for love — but could not melt a policeman's heart.

"allegedly mistreating Iraqi POWs"

"allegedly mistreating Iraqi POWs" 04/29/2004 04:26 PM

Four Allegedly Attack Softball Umpires
(AP)

Four Allegedly Attack Softball Umpires
(AP) 04/15/2005 04:32 PM
AP - Four men's softball players face misdemeanor assault charges for allegedly attacking two umpires earlier this week after some were thrown out of a game.

Men Allegedly Bomb McDonald's Over Shake
(AP)

Men Allegedly Bomb McDonald's Over Shake
(AP) 09/20/2004 03:21 PM
AP - Two brothers serving in the military and a third man exploded a small bomb inside a McDonald's because they were angry over a bad milkshake, officials said. No one was hurt and damage to the restaurant was minor.

Woman Allegedly Attacks Man for Singing
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Attacks Man for Singing
(AP) 06/03/2004 06:35 PM
AP - And you thought Simon Cowell from "American Idol" was a tough critic on budding musicians. Endelecia Maria Lovato, 18, of West Valley City was charged Wednesday with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing a man with her nail file because he was singing too loudly on a city bus.

Man Allegedly Leaves Heroin in Rental
Car (AP)

Man Allegedly Leaves Heroin in Rental
Car (AP) 07/17/2004 02:53 PM
AP - A man who returned a rental car allegedly forgot to take along 88 bags of heroin he had left in the car.

Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
(AP)

Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
(AP) 12/24/2004 01:13 PM
AP - Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

Inmate Allegedly Hides Cocaine Under Fat
(AP)

Inmate Allegedly Hides Cocaine Under Fat
(AP) 04/09/2004 04:13 PM
AP - An obese inmate was caught hiding crack cocaine in a cigar holder under a roll of fat beneath his stomach, jail officials said Wednesday.

Allegedly Starved Kid Had Eating
Disorder

Allegedly Starved Kid Had Eating
Disorder 11/13/2003 01:46 PM
Reuters via Wired News Nov 13 2003 11:54AM ET

Man Allegedly Swallows Man's Finger in
Bar (AP)

Man Allegedly Swallows Man's Finger in
Bar (AP) 12/30/2004 07:30 PM
AP - A man allegedly bit off and swallowed another man's finger during a bar brawl, court officials said Thursday.

Suspect Allegedly Admitted to Fla.
Killing (AP)

Suspect Allegedly Admitted to Fla.
Killing (AP) 04/18/2005 11:16 PM
AP - The sheriff who led the search for a 13-year-old girl found slain over the weekend said Monday that investigators had a "gut feeling" from the first that Sarah Lunde was in trouble and had not simply run away as she had in the past.

Bank Holdup Suspect Allegedly Calls Cab
(AP)

Bank Holdup Suspect Allegedly Calls Cab
(AP) 05/26/2004 06:26 PM
AP - He did not take the money and run. This bank robber held the loot and waited while a bank employee called him a taxi. They could have also called him by name.

Thirsty Dad Allegedly Starts 'Brew-Haha'
(AP)

Thirsty Dad Allegedly Starts 'Brew-Haha'
(AP) 08/27/2004 11:07 PM
AP - A man has been arrested on charges of beating his son when the boy refused to turn over his video game system so it could be pawned for beer money.
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