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One Button Press Bluetooth Activesync

One Button Press Bluetooth Activesync 12/29/2004 10:12 AM
Smartphone Thoughts Dec 29 2004 12:50PM GMT

Police In UK Want To Stop Your Car At
The Press Of A Button

Police In UK Want To Stop Your Car At
The Press Of A Button 12/22/2003 02:11 AM
Over in the UK, police are requesting the power to stop cars remotely at the press of a button. The technology, of course, is not difficult, and already some anti-theft systems let people kill the engines remotely. Oddly, the story includes a quote from police saying they already have the power to press a remote kill switch on cars - but details aren't given. The worries are (a) that people will freak out about Big Brother-ish use of technology (b) or that the cars won't be able to be stopped safely. Considering that most attempts to do automatic braking scare people, the idea of completely stopping a car without warning the driver could go over quite badly. Related to this, though, police are also suggesting using the same technology to enforce mandatory speed limits - where the car refuses to go above a certain speed. Furthermore, the article suggests that these speeds could be made variable, such as lowering the top speed on certain roads during inclement weather. Not sure about in the UK, but I imagine there would be riots if such technology were introduced in the US. People here seem to believe that speeding is a right.

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Shorts, Jeans, Camouflage, Fleece, Sweat
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Big and Tall World: Free Shipping and
Tshirt with Every Order*. Big and Tall
Store Shop Big Daddy Big and Tall Dress
Shirts, TShirts, Sweat Shirts, Dazzle
Shorts, Jeans, Camouflage, Fleece, Sweat
Pants, Gym Pants, Belts,
Socks,Underwear, Belts, Pajama 04/22/2004 05:17 AM
Big and Tall World

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NCR To Wipe Out Estimates

NCR To Wipe Out Estimates 07/12/2004 10:43 AM
TheStreet.com Jul 12 2004 2:01PM GMT

New Data Wipe Tools

New Data Wipe Tools 09/10/2004 01:05 PM
Thomas C. Greene (Sep 08 2004)

Re: New Data Wipe Tools

Re: New Data Wipe Tools 09/11/2004 09:56 PM
Thomas C. Greene (Sep 10 2004)

BT Wipe Board Phone

BT Wipe Board Phone 08/23/2004 06:30 AM

This Wipe Board phone from BT looks pretty cool, but besides the mention and picture of it on The Red Ferret Journal, I can't confirm that it actually exists. Nonetheless, unless you want to purchase one for your very own, it doesn't really need a lot of explanation. It's a white board with a phone.

It would be especially cool if it lets you draw in your own "Talk" and number buttons.

Read - White out [TRFJ]

Re: *nix data wipe tools

Re: *nix data wipe tools 12/19/2004 03:48 PM
George Georgalis (Dec 17 2004)

Boost to asteroid wipe-out theory

Boost to asteroid wipe-out theory 05/13/2004 03:16 PM
Scientists find signs of an ancient crater off the Australian coast possibly linked to the greatest mass extinction in Earth history.

Gates Aims To Wipe Out Spam

Gates Aims To Wipe Out Spam 01/25/2004 07:29 PM

Cheap software will wipe out wireless
switches

Cheap software will wipe out wireless
switches 04/13/2004 09:53 AM
As if wireless switch makers didn't have enough troubles, there's competition coming up from below, in the form of a $3,000 software product whose vendors reckon it can pretty much do the job of wireless switches costing $20,000 or more.

Report: Linux Won't Wipe Out UNIX or
Windows

Report: Linux Won't Wipe Out UNIX or
Windows 08/31/2004 03:46 PM
Yankee Group drills into the reasons behind the growth of Linux. They may not be what you'd expect.

A Lot of the Press Press Didn't Buy
White House Spin on 9/11 Document, Even
Though the WH Dumped It on Saturday
Night 4/13

A Lot of the Press Press Didn't Buy
White House Spin on 9/11 Document, Even
Though the WH Dumped It on Saturday
Night 4/13 04/13/2004 07:30 AM
Editor & Publisher .. ass

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Powell forces press aide to let him
answer Meet the Press question

Powell forces press aide to let him
answer Meet the Press question 05/17/2004 06:11 AM
Colin Powell appeared on Meet the Press this weekend, and his appearance was marred by his press secretary moving the camera and attempting to end the interview early when Russert, the interviewer, started to ask a hardball question about the fictional Nigerian yellow-cake uranium that Powell used as an excuse to go to war in Iraq.

Most noteworthy about this event was that Powell, rebuked the press-secretary on air, demanded that the camera be trained on him again, and then answered the question, describing the intelligence he'd received as "deliberately misleading."

Lisa Rein's got the video up -- highly recommended.

EMILY MILLER, STATE DEPARTMENT PRESS AIDE: You're off.

SECRETARY POWELL: I am not off.

EMILY MILLER, PRESS AIDE: No. They can't use it, they're editing it.

SECRETARY POWELL: He's still asking the questions.

EMILY MILLER, PRESS AIDE: He was not ...

SECRETARY POWELL: Tim, I am sorry I lost you.

MR. RUSSERT: I am right here Mr. Secretary. I would hope they would put you back on camera. I don't know who did that.

EMILY MILLER, PRESS AIDE: He was going to go for another five minutes.

SECRETARY POWELL: We've really scre...

MR. RUSSERT: I think that was one of your staff Mr. Secretary. I don't think that's appropriate.

SECRETARY POWELL: Emily, get out of the way. Bring the camera back please. (Camera returns to the interview subject) I think we're back on Tim, go ahead with your last question.

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Beckwood Press Company Offers New
Straight Side End-Frame Hydraulic Press
Delivery

Beckwood Press Company Offers New
Straight Side End-Frame Hydraulic Press
Delivery 01/04/2005 01:43 PM
The Beckwood Press Company has engineered an innovative new hydraulic press, the Straight Side End-Frame Hydraulic Press (SSE). [PRWEB Jan 4, 2005]

"The New York Press: Cleaning the pool-
the White House press corps politely
grabs its ankles."

"The New York Press: Cleaning the pool-
the White House press corps politely
grabs its ankles." 03/13/2003 10:25 AM

Good mums can wipe out effect of 'bad'
gene

Good mums can wipe out effect of 'bad'
gene 07/23/2004 02:35 AM
Straits Times Jul 23 2004 5:52AM GMT

In the Press Room of the White House
that is Post Press

In the Press Room of the White House
that is Post Press 03/14/2005 04:35 PM
Before the certification of "Jeff Gannon" as a White House reporter there was the Bush Administration's de-certification move against the Washington press. These two things are deeply related.

'Vote swappers' aim to wipe out leading
Conservatives in internet campaign

'Vote swappers' aim to wipe out leading
Conservatives in internet campaign 03/29/2005 09:08 AM
News.independent.co.uk - Tue Mar 29, 10:58 am GMT

A Press Pass to Cosmetic Surgery
Information at Your Fingertips - Log on
to Consultingroom.com for Exclusive
Information for the Press.

A Press Pass to Cosmetic Surgery
Information at Your Fingertips - Log on
to Consultingroom.com for Exclusive
Information for the Press. 06/24/2004 02:55 AM
Consultingroom.com is offering journalists an exclusive free service to access the latest information on cosmetic surgery. Register at consultingroom.com to save numerous hours of research and wasted telephone calls! [PRWEB Jun 24, 2004]

Gun of the Pants

Gun of the Pants 12/28/2004 04:53 PM
You can't blame TV on rampant family sex abuse among the Amish. "Mary was grabbed in the bedroom, in the barn, in the outhouse, milking the cows in the morning, and on her way to school."

Pants-fu

Pants-fu 11/19/2003 10:34 AM
A pixelated stencil icon graffiti I saw on a telephone switch box when I was returning from the Posti...

Iraqi Pro-Democracy Party Press Release
- Iraq the Model Press Release

Iraqi Pro-Democracy Party Press Release
- Iraq the Model Press Release 08/18/2004 04:50 PM
Mohammed and his brother Ali officially announced their candidacies .. running for the Iraqi National Assembly .. English

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Mr. Smarty Pants

Mr. Smarty Pants 02/18/2004 12:04 PM
It's common for pregnant women to dream they've given birth to an animal. According to a report by the New York Post, Winston Churchill's parrot is still alive. Charlie, a 104-year-old blue and gold female macaw, lives in southeast England and likes to curse Hitler. In the first century, Pliny the Elder claimed that mustard would improve lazy housewives. All of these "facts" and more can be found in the Mr. Smarty Pants Archive.

I'm Not Wearing Any Pants

I'm Not Wearing Any Pants 10/28/2003 11:09 PM
Okay, things have been way too friggin' crazy lately. It's time to take off my trousers and celebrate a long-overdue, pointless, pantless day. Yes, No Pants Friday is in full effect. If you don't join me, I'm sending Sprocket to your house to hump your leg. Should I go as far as to prove it to the world? Well, so as not to drive traffic away immediately, check out my iSight by clicking the regular cam thumbnail over there in the sidebar. Let your hair down and just enjoy my tighty whities for a few minutes. But not for too long because... well, that's just freaky, dude....

No Pants Day 2003 is May 2nd

No Pants Day 2003 is May 2nd 05/06/2004 09:57 PM
No Pants Day 2004 is Friday, May 7th .. [-La web del "dia sin pantalones"] .. a holiday

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Smarty pants!

Smarty pants! 05/14/2004 01:26 PM
Where do you live, among a bastion of geeks, or sea of academia-phobes? US Census released the smartest cities, states, and counties with Seattle and Raleigh topping the cities. Also for those who are politically curious, of the top 15 states with Bachelor degrees 11 went to Gore, while 13 of the bottom 15 went to Bush.

Party in My Pants

Party in My Pants 03/08/2004 11:23 PM
I'll admit it. There are nights that I want to feel "a little special, naughty, and very sexy." But I'm not clear on how a pair of size 34 Minnie Mouse underpants makes that happen. (03-04)

NES Controller Hot Pants

NES Controller Hot Pants 08/23/2004 08:53 AM

Nintendo Hotpants: Because It's Ever So Hard To Get a Nerd Into Bed. Available at your local Hot Topic, these hot pants are completely sold out online. Too bad Nintendo has never made a wireless controller that vibrates.

Read - Catalog Page [HotTopic via TheRawFeed]

It's like the broadcast flag... in your
pants!

It's like the broadcast flag... in your
pants! 12/02/2003 01:52 AM

"Does Madonna have the right to tell you how to dispose of your jeans? From the way Time Warner, the Gap stores, and eBay are acting, you'd think she does."

-- from the strange tale of not being allowed to sell a CD the Gap gave away to you.

Oops, I Crapped My Pants

Oops, I Crapped My Pants 01/04/2004 06:59 PM
After meeting the author of 'Atlantis, Alien Visitation and Genetic Manipulation' (and subsequently reading it), I've embarked on an intellectual journey that's been... strange, to say the least. As noted in a recent post, I've been diving into similar writings that explore the idea that humans are actually extraterrestrial hybrids. Before you dismiss the idea outright, you might care to question all the unanswered questions. I personally believe that there's intelligent life out there - and that's exactly why it's choosing not to reveal itself to us outright. Some say Niburu is coming, others say that Planet X is nothing more than bad astronomy. Have YOU ever had a close encounter of the weird kind?...

Suing the Pants Off Spammers

Suing the Pants Off Spammers 05/12/2004 05:46 AM
Wired magazine asks Les Seagraves, EarthLink's chief privacy officer, about the wisdom of doing battle against spammers in court.

Take my advice, or I'll spank you
without pants.

Take my advice, or I'll spank you
without pants. 10/28/2003 11:08 PM
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries, and other actual Hong Kong film subtitles. T-shirts , too. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

Louisiana May Ban Low-Slung Pants (AP)

Louisiana May Ban Low-Slung Pants (AP) 04/23/2004 06:39 AM
AP - People who wear low-slung pants that expose skin or "intimate clothing" would face a fine of up to $500 and possible jail time under a bill filed by a Jefferson Parish lawmaker.

"caught with his pants down around his
ankles."

"caught with his pants down around his
ankles." 07/20/2004 02:40 PM

Fancy-pants President

Fancy-pants President 07/13/2004 12:01 PM
"Is [President] Bush a Homo?" Those are Betty's words... not mine. [via tinmanic]

Louisiana may ban low-slung pants

Louisiana may ban low-slung pants 04/23/2004 09:40 AM

Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants
(AP)

Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants
(AP) 01/22/2004 02:10 AM
AP - A man pleaded guilty to retail theft for allegedly stuffing $73 worth of shrimp down his pants at a grocery store and then fleeing from the store without paying.

Louisiana Bill Would Ban Low-Slung Pants
(AP)

Louisiana Bill Would Ban Low-Slung Pants
(AP) 05/13/2004 04:46 PM
AP - A Louisiana state representative wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear — or more. But he's having trouble getting some of his colleagues to take him seriously.
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