100-year-old breaks 100 meter dash record. Really. This is not a joke headline

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Man drives decapitated pal home
70-year-old breaks English Channel
record In online statement, al-Qa

Man drives decapitated pal home
70-year-old breaks English Channel
record In online statement, al-Qa 08/31/2004 06:31 AM
Cnews.canoe.ca - Tue Aug 31, 09:46 am GMT

Centenarian Breaks 100-Meter Sprint Mark
(AP)

Centenarian Breaks 100-Meter Sprint Mark
(AP) 07/10/2004 03:36 PM
AP - It took him two tries, but South African Philip Rabinowitz made it into the Guinness Book of World Records Saturday as the fastest 100-year-old to run 100 meters.

Can someone please tell me why the fuck
the headline isn't, "Cheney made $36
million the year before he took office?"

Can someone please tell me why the fuck
the headline isn't, "Cheney made $36
million the year before he took office?" 09/05/2004 08:05 AM

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Supercomputer breaks record

Supercomputer breaks record 04/18/2005 04:33 AM
News.bbc.co.uk - Mon Apr 18, 07:19 am GMT

IBM Breaks Own Supercomputer Record

IBM Breaks Own Supercomputer Record 03/24/2005 10:38 PM
IBM has one-upped itself. Big Blue has revealed that it has broken through the 100 teraflop mark and developed the world's fastest supercomputer for the United States National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA). The system is a derivative of IBM's BlueGene/L supercomputer.

ATI breaks revenue record

ATI breaks revenue record 06/25/2004 08:45 AM
But Q4 gains slight

"Fahrenheit" breaks UK record

"Fahrenheit" breaks UK record 07/13/2004 08:27 AM
Moore documentary smashes box-office records on opening weekend.

Manning Breaks Marino's TD Record (AP)

Manning Breaks Marino's TD Record (AP) 12/27/2004 05:19 AM
AP - Peyton Manning was too busy trying to beat the San Diego Chargers to celebrate his record-breaking touchdown pass.

Sherpa breaks own Everest record

Sherpa breaks own Everest record 05/17/2004 07:21 AM
A veteran Nepalese sherpa comes out of retirement to reach the world's highest summit for a 14th time.

Athletics: Radcliffe breaks record

Athletics: Radcliffe breaks record 06/20/2004 12:40 PM
Paula Radcliffe breaks her own British 5,000m record on her return to the track at the European Cup in Poland.

Pat Summitt Breaks NCAA Win Record (AP)

Pat Summitt Breaks NCAA Win Record (AP) 03/23/2005 07:11 AM
AP - Moments after becoming the winningest coach in NCAA history, Pat Summitt focused on her ultimate goal: getting Tennessee its seventh national title.

IBM breaks computing speed record

IBM breaks computing speed record 03/29/2005 04:43 PM
Personal Computer World Mar 29 2005 8:20PM GMT

New Year's texting breaks record

New Year's texting breaks record 01/05/2005 11:52 AM
A record 133m text message were set on New Year's Eve, bringing the total for 2004 to over 25bn.

NNSA Supercomputer Breaks Computing
Record

NNSA Supercomputer Breaks Computing
Record 04/03/2005 01:15 PM

Sequel breaks Potter film record

Sequel breaks Potter film record 06/04/2004 05:49 AM
The latest Harry Potter film breaks a record set by its predecessor by taking £11.5m in three days in the UK.

Branson Breaks English Channel Record
(AP)

Branson Breaks English Channel Record
(AP) 06/14/2004 08:28 AM
AP - Dressed in a dinner jacket and bow tie, British tycoon Richard Branson on Monday broke a French-held record for crossing the English Channel between Britain and France on an amphibious vessel.

Richard Branson's Water Car Breaks
Record (AP)

Richard Branson's Water Car Breaks
Record (AP) 06/15/2004 01:09 PM
AP - Dressed in a dinner jacket and bow tie, British tycoon Richard Branson broke a French-held record for crossing the English Channel between Britain and France on an amphibious vessel. The Virgin Group chief completed the 22-mile crossing on his shiny black Gibbs Aquada amphibious craft in 1 hour, 40 minutes, 6 seconds Monday, well below the record of six hours held by two Frenchmen.

Peyton Manning Breaks Marino's TD Record
(AP)

Peyton Manning Breaks Marino's TD Record
(AP) 12/26/2004 05:12 PM
AP - Peyton Manning broke Dan Marino's single-season touchdown pass record when he threw his 48th and 49th of the season on Sunday against San Diego.

Phelps Breaks Record at Olympic Trials
(AP)

Phelps Breaks Record at Olympic Trials
(AP) 07/07/2004 09:23 PM
AP - Michael Phelps, the 19-year-old swimmer who hopes to break Mark Spitz's record of seven gold medals in Athens, broke his own mark in the 400-meter individual medley with an electrifying swim at the U.S. Olympic trials Wednesday night.

Centenarian Breaks 100M Sprint Record
(AP)

Centenarian Breaks 100M Sprint Record
(AP) 07/10/2004 03:02 PM
AP - It took him two tries, but South African Philip Rabinowitz made it into the Guinness Book of World Records Saturday as the fastest 100-year-old to run 100 meters.

Hitachi breaks hard drive record

Hitachi breaks hard drive record 04/04/2005 01:17 PM
vnunet.com Apr 4 2005 5:10PM GMT

Chip biz breaks quarterly fab spend
record

Chip biz breaks quarterly fab spend
record 07/02/2004 04:49 AM
Will 2004 see more spent on fabs than 2000's total?

Nethercomm Corporation’s Unveils
Innovative Answer to Natural Gas Meter
Reading; A Solution which Eliminates
the Need for a Local Gas Meter
Altogether - Meterless Gas Read

Nethercomm Corporation’s Unveils
Innovative Answer to Natural Gas Meter
Reading; A Solution which Eliminates
the Need for a Local Gas Meter
Altogether - Meterless Gas Read 06/05/2005 11:16 PM
The gas distribution industry continues to seek out the most advantageous, economical gas meter reading method -- One unique outgrowth of Nethercomm’s evolving technology base is the ability for Broadband-in-Gas to provide a very accurate means of monitoring natural gas usage by end users; in essence eliminating the traditional need for on-premise meters and their costly reading. [PRWEB Jun 3, 2005]

German drink-driver breaks booze record
(Reuters)

German drink-driver breaks booze record
(Reuters) 05/11/2004 10:50 AM
Reuters - Losing his licence did not stop a drunk German driver from jumping back into his car a day later to buy more of his favourite tipple -- only to be nabbed a second time by police who this time seized the car as well.

Drunken Driver Loses Car, Breaks Booze
Record (Reuters)

Drunken Driver Loses Car, Breaks Booze
Record (Reuters) 05/11/2004 10:50 AM
Reuters - Losing his license did not stop a drunk German driver from jumping back into his car a day later to buy more of his favorite tipple -- only to be nabbed a second time by police who this time seized the car as well.

NetBSD TCP/IP Stack Breaks Internet2
Land Speed Record

NetBSD TCP/IP Stack Breaks Internet2
Land Speed Record 06/07/2004 02:44 AM
Wasabi Systems Inc. announces that on April 14th, 2004, researchers from the Swedish University Network (SUNET) broke the Internet2 Land Speed Record (I2-LSR) using the NetBSD TCP/IP Stack. The I2-LSR is an ongoing competition for the highest-bandwidth, end-to-end networks. [PRWEB Jun 7, 2004]

Kerry Breaks Bush Record For Pace of
Fundraising (washingtonpost.com)

Kerry Breaks Bush Record For Pace of
Fundraising (washingtonpost.com) 06/17/2004 02:02 AM
washingtonpost.com - Since locking up the Democratic nomination on March 2, Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) has raised more than $100 million, or over $1 million a day -- a pace breaking all presidential campaign records, including those set by President Bush.

NNSA/LLNL supercomputer breaks computing
record: exceeds 100 teraflops

NNSA/LLNL supercomputer breaks computing
record: exceeds 100 teraflops 03/25/2005 01:19 AM
PhysOrg.com Mar 25 2005 5:39AM GMT

WebTrends Educational Webcast Breaks
Attendance Record for All Recorded
Microsoft Conference Places

WebTrends Educational Webcast Breaks
Attendance Record for All Recorded
Microsoft Conference Places 04/07/2005 05:25 AM
dBusinessNews.com Apr 7 2005 9:20AM GMT

Research And Markets - The Western
European PC Market Has Continued To Go
From Strength To Strength In The First
Half Of 2004, Capitalizing On The
Recovery Of 2003 To Record An 18.3%
Shipment Growth Year On Year

Research And Markets - The Western
European PC Market Has Continued To Go
From Strength To Strength In The First
Half Of 2004, Capitalizing On The
Recovery Of 2003 To Record An 18.3%
Shipment Growth Year On Year 12/19/2004 03:31 PM
Research and Markets (researchandmarkets.com/reports/c11048) has announced the addition of Personal Computing in Western Europe, Forecast and Analysis Update, 2004-2008 to their offering. [PRWEB Dec 17, 2004]

Timeless SEO - To Dash or not to Dash?

Timeless SEO - To Dash or not to Dash? 08/19/2002 11:50 AM
It is the timeless SEO question - KeywordKeyword.com or Keyword-Keyword.com?

Could be a record year

Could be a record year 12/29/2003 09:16 PM
USA Today Dec 29 2003 8:03PM ET

Txt record smashed for New Year

Txt record smashed for New Year 01/07/2004 02:22 PM
It is a case of sore thumbs as well as sore heads as New Year revellers break text message record.

Record year for advert complaints

Record year for advert complaints 04/21/2004 09:15 PM
A series of controversial adverts for children's charity Barnardo's tops a record year for objections.

Record 20bn texts sent in UK last year

Record 20bn texts sent in UK last year 01/22/2004 11:34 AM
My thum hrtz

New Year text record smashed

New Year text record smashed 01/23/2004 02:25 PM
BBC Jan 23 2004 4:24PM GMT

Record year for UK film business

Record year for UK film business 07/19/2004 03:01 AM
The UK film industry boasted record levels of production last year, with British films also enjoying US success.

The Chinese mobile phone industry's
shipment volume rose 64.2% year on year
to reach approximately 65.2 million
units as the PAS mobile phone shipment
broke a record high

The Chinese mobile phone industry's
shipment volume rose 64.2% year on year
to reach approximately 65.2 million
units as the PAS mobile phone shipment
broke a record high 06/11/2004 03:15 AM
Research and Markets are delighted to announce the addition of The Chinese Mobile Phone Industry, 1Q 2004 and Beyond to their offering [PRWEB Jun 11, 2004]

First-half construction orders record
6-year low

First-half construction orders record
6-year low 08/01/2004 06:58 AM
Maekyung Internet Aug 1 2004 11:04AM GMT
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