Venezuela Goes With Untested E-Voting Machines

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Venezuela using untested voting machines

Venezuela using untested voting machines 07/11/2004 06:20 PM
Boston Globe Jul 11 2004 10:12PM GMT

Gambling Machines Much Safer Than
Electronic Voting Machines

Gambling Machines Much Safer Than
Electronic Voting Machines 06/14/2004 03:33 AM
It appears that making sure gambling is fair is much more important than making sure our elections are fair. One of the defenses pulled out by those who want to keep going with existing electronic voting machines is that no one seems to complain about electronic gambling machines. Perhaps that's because electronic gambling machines are held to a much higher standard than electronic voting machines. This NY Times editorial lists six different ways in which gambling machines in Nevada are under much more scrutiny than electronic voting machines. These include things like the fact that the state requires copies of the source code of all electronic gambling software, as well as their stringent licensing procedure for any company that wishes to sell electronic gambling machines. Employees of any such company have to go through background checks to make sure they have no criminal record. Considering that Diebold had convict ed felons involved with their electronic voting systems - you wonder if a similar licensing procedure might make sense for voting machines as well.

Voting Machines Vs. Slot Machines

Voting Machines Vs. Slot Machines 12/04/2003 01:10 PM
Slashdot Dec 4 2003 12:50PM ET

Voting Machine Companies Make Political
Contributions to Both Democrats and
Republicans - New Report Traces Campaign
Contributions of Companies that Produce
E-Voting Machines

Voting Machine Companies Make Political
Contributions to Both Democrats and
Republicans - New Report Traces Campaign
Contributions of Companies that Produce
E-Voting Machines 08/13/2004 03:15 AM
New research on the political campaign contributions made to Democrats and Republicans by voting maching companies. [PRWEB Aug 13, 2004]

California Bans All E-Voting Machines

California Bans All E-Voting Machines 04/30/2004 07:15 PM
We knew that California Secretary of State Kevin Shelley understood the real issues involved with complaints concerning electronic voting machines. After all, he was the one last year who said that all electronic voting machines in California should have a paper trail. Now, following a recommendation last week concerning problem s with the way Diebold managed their e-voting machines, Shelley has gone even beyond the recommendations to say that all electronic voting machines will be banned from the state, unless they implement a certifiable paper trail or put in place a specific list of 23 security measures. At the end of the article, he also appears to indicate that he's asking the state Attorney General to file charges against Diebold for knowin gly breaking the law.

Ohio Halts E-Voting Machines

Ohio Halts E-Voting Machines 12/04/2003 06:04 AM
Fears of vote tampering cause the state to delay implementation of new touch-screen systems until after the November 2004 election. Meanwhile, state officials will work with manufacturers to make the systems more secure.

E-Voting Machines Get Official Thumbs
Down

E-Voting Machines Get Official Thumbs
Down 04/22/2004 06:53 PM

AP: California Panel: Don't use Diebold touch-screen voting machines . By an 8-0 vote, the state's Voting Systems and Procedures Panel recommended that Shelley cease the use of the machines, saying that Texas-based Diebold has performed poorly in California and its machines malfunctioned in the state's March 2 primary election, turning away many voters in San Diego County.

Okay, now we're getting somewhere. The evidence has been building steadily against Diebold, and now an important panel has advised the state to hold an irresponsible company's feet to the fire. But there's a much bigger issue to consider: Are any of the voting-machine companies' black boxes to be trusted? The answer is No. Maybe these things work right, but maybe they don't. We can't afford to take this kind of a chance with our elections. California -- and every other state -- should insist that these machines not be used until they have a voter-verifiable paper trail. That's the only way to restore even a tiny bit of trust to a broken system. Better yet, we should move to systems like the one developed by the Open Voting Consortium, which is developing a system that is a) open; b) runs on cheap hardware; and c) can be verified to prevent improper election results from fraud or coding mistakes. Let's fix this mess, soon. Meanwhile, a cheer to the California panel that has told Diebold what needed to be said.

Voting Machines Missing for La. Election
(AP)

Voting Machines Missing for La. Election
(AP) 09/18/2004 10:51 AM
AP - Many New Orleans voters were unable to cast ballots Saturday on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage because voting machines had not been delivered to polling places, a state official said.

Diebold voting machines vulnerability

Diebold voting machines vulnerability 08/31/2004 08:20 AM
Cory Doctorow: Diebold's voting machines have a stunning security defect:

Manipulation technique found in the Diebold central tabulator -- 1,000 of these systems are in place, and they count up to two million votes at a time.

By entering a 2-digit code in a hidden location, a second set of votes is created. This set of votes can be changed, so that it no longer matches the correct votes. The voting system will then read the totals from the bogus vote set. It takes only seconds to change the votes, and to date not a single location in the U.S. has implemented security measures to fully mitigate the risks.

This program is not "stupidity" or sloppiness. It was designed and tested over a series of a dozen version adjustments.

Link (Thanks, Michael!)

California bans the use of some
e-voting machines

California bans the use of some
e-voting machines 05/02/2004 06:16 PM
Ca. Sec. of State bans the use of some electronic voting machines. It is not likely that paper receipts will be available for Ca. voters in time for the Nov 2 elections.

Flaw in Florida E-Voting Machines

Flaw in Florida E-Voting Machines 06/13/2004 07:34 AM

Diebold to Pay $2.6M Due to Insecure
Voting Machines

Diebold to Pay $2.6M Due to Insecure
Voting Machines 12/19/2004 03:51 PM
Slashdot Dec 19 2004 4:24AM GMT

Defending Weak Electronic Voting
Machines

Defending Weak Electronic Voting
Machines 05/11/2004 06:09 PM
I'm still a bit confused why anyone would object to electronic voting machines having more security and more ways to prove they're accurate, but everyone has their reasons. Unfortunately, this debate is turning into a political debate of Republicans vs. Democrats rather than a focus on the actual issues. That explains this latest editorial in defense of current electronic voting machines, which seems to paint the whole discussion as a Democratic plot to make democracy more expensive. The author does try to go through all the complaints, but starts off with a completely pointless argument to set the tone of his argument. He picks up the comment of a comedian about how the machines can be hacked over the internet and points out these machines are not hooked up to the internet. This makes it appear that the people who are really complaining about these machines have no idea what they're talking about and think the machines are hooked up to the internet. The real complaints about the system being easily tampered with are brushed off by saying no one has ever been caught tampering with these machines. The simple response to that is that he forgot to add the word "yet" to the end (and that just because no one's been caught doesn't mean it hasn't happened). He then brushes off the idea that tampering is a real problem anyway, since people could only tamper with one machine at a time, since (apparently) messing up a few votes is okay. As for the very unlikely possibility that anyone is tampering with the voting software to better favor one candidate, he says that random testing takes care of that. Random testing certainly helps - but as the California situation showed, the random testing was done incorrectly and uncertified software was loaded after machines had been "tested." Furthermore, there's simply no reason not to make voting machine software publicly open so that independent testers can go through the code and verify there's nothing wrong with it. Finally, all the way at the end, he gets to the real complaint that most people have with these voting systems: that there's no recountable paper trail. His response shows just how much he doesn't understand the real issue. He says that each machine records the electronic votes multiple times, and the recount is easy: just view one of the other records. This leaves out the important middle step: knowing that any of those records actually recorded the vote properly. I can make a thousand identical copies of the same incorrect records and it doesn't help me to verify the accuracy of the original vote. He claims that the only reason to add a paper trail is to make the machines more expensive - but it's already been shown that the addition of such a paper trail adds a tiny cost to each machine (many of them already have paper printers included). Besides, at what point did anyone say democracy had to be cheap? Ignoring all the politics on either side concerning these voting machines, why would anyone not support making these machines more secure while also including some way to verify the accuracy of the vote? Most people arguing for better security don't believe there's some big plot to steal an election or that hackers are waiting to mess up the vote. We just don't like the fact that it's possible and would feel a lot better with a more secure system. What's wrong with that?

Group Seeks Upgrades to Voting Machines

Group Seeks Upgrades to Voting Machines 02/17/2004 06:32 PM
San Jose Mercury News Feb 17 2004 11:19PM GMT

Diebold Sued (Again) Over Shoddy Voting
Machines

Diebold Sued (Again) Over Shoddy Voting
Machines 07/12/2004 08:38 PM

Calif. Official Bans Some Voting
Machines

Calif. Official Bans Some Voting
Machines 04/30/2004 09:48 PM
AP via Daily Press May 1 2004 1:50AM GMT

California set to reject Diebold
e-voting machines

California set to reject Diebold
e-voting machines 04/23/2004 09:46 PM
ATM giant faces uphill battle

Calif. Official Bans Some Voting
Machines (AP)

Calif. Official Bans Some Voting
Machines (AP) 04/30/2004 08:37 PM
AP - The state's top elections official called for a criminal investigation of Diebold Election Systems Inc. as he banned use of the company's newest model touchscreen voting machine, citing concerns about its security and reliability.

Indian voting machines compared with
Diebold's

Indian voting machines compared with
Diebold's 05/13/2004 10:57 AM
On the eve of the first Indian election run with electronic-voting machines, a technologist called "smz" has posted an in-depth comparison between Diebold's voting machines and the ones in use in India.

The System is a set of two devices running on 6V batteries. One device, the Voting Unit is used by the Voter, and another device called the Control Unit is operated by the Electoral Officer. Both units are connected by a 5 meter cable. The Voting unit has a Blue Button for every candidate, the unit can hold 16 candidates, but up to 4 units can be chained, to accommodate 64 candidates. The Control Units has Three buttons on the surface, namely, one button to release a single vote, one button to see the total umber of vote casted till now, and one button to close the election process. The result button is hidden and sealed, It cannot be pressed unless the Close button is already pressed.

The voting unit has a list of candidate's names and their Party Symbols pasted on the surface, and a Blue button to cast a vote faces ever candidate's name. The Party Symbols (like a Lotus, an elephant, a horse etc.) are approved by the election commission to be unique, All political parties use these symbols while campaigning, and illiterate people can identify their candidates by looking at his symbol, and pressing the blue button in front of his symbol.

Link (Thanks, smz!)

Fla. Voting Machines Work in Primary
Test

Fla. Voting Machines Work in Primary
Test 08/31/2004 05:00 PM
AP via Daily Press Aug 31 2004 9:43PM GMT

Controversy heats up over electronic
voting machines

Controversy heats up over electronic
voting machines 08/27/2004 01:58 PM
Companies testing new touchscreen voting machines refuse to discuss their flaws.

Malfunctioning (?) Voting Machines, Part
MMMCCXVIII

Malfunctioning (?) Voting Machines, Part
MMMCCXVIII 03/08/2004 11:18 PM
This letter to the editor in the Washington Post is just one more reason to ask voting officials everywhere: Why are you so resistant to voter-verifiable paper trails?

Indian Voting Machines Compared with
Diebold

Indian Voting Machines Compared with
Diebold 05/14/2004 12:06 PM

Calif. recertifies touch-screen voting
machines

Calif. recertifies touch-screen voting
machines 06/11/2004 02:34 PM
USA Today Jun 11 2004 6:24PM GMT

Yahoo! News - Fla. Voting Machines Have
Recount Flaw

Yahoo! News - Fla. Voting Machines Have
Recount Flaw 06/13/2004 07:32 AM
Fla. Voting Machines Have Recount Flaw. The Jeb Bush Florida Theft of the Election 2004 Update .. Florida officials knowingly certified a voting machine that they knew had a flaw! .. AP

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Electronic voting machines are
unverifiable, unreliable and
undemocratic

Electronic voting machines are
unverifiable, unreliable and
undemocratic 12/02/2003 04:52 PM
Paul Krugman column .. the editorial

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Diebold Knew They Broke The Law With
Uncertified Voting Machines

Diebold Knew They Broke The Law With
Uncertified Voting Machines 04/20/2004 04:44 PM
Every time I read another article about Diebold, you wonder what's really going on at the company. They clearly seem to be living in their own little reality where they simply ignore the very important questions people are starting to ask about their voting machines. I wonder how anyone in their right mind could use a Diebold voting machine after these fiascoes. Despite plenty of questions concerning their voting machines over the past few months, Diebold didn't do anything differently and knowingly broke their contract (and the law) with Alameda county by using uncertified software. Diebold's lawyers tried to get them around this by suggesting they claim that the software was "experimental" rather than "uncertified." Despite being clearly told not to do this, Diebold went ahead and used the uncertified and barely tested software which was rushed onto machines for the primary elections in California last month. Even worse, when an employee spoke up to point out that there was poor quality control and an aspect of the voting system was likely to fail, he was quickly fired. When you put together all of the information compiled over the last year concerning Diebold's voting machines, their inability to comprehend why people are upset, and what looks like their outright violation of the law, why would anyone agree to use such a machine during an election?

Paper Ballot E-Voting Machines Fails
During Test

Paper Ballot E-Voting Machines Fails
During Test 08/16/2004 02:47 AM
While at first glance it might look bad that one of the first new e-voting machines from Sequoia that actually has a paper ballot backup system failed during a demo test, it actually does a wonderful job proving the point most people fighting against current e-voting machines have been trying to prove. The system failed to mark the paper ballot on votes recorded in Spanish, which may seem embarrassing during the test. However, by not marking the paper ballot, it was immediately clear that there was a glitch in the system which could then be fixed. With traditional electronic voting machines that had no paper ballot backup, no one would know whether or not their vote was counted at all.

Security of electronic voting machines
sparks controversy

Security of electronic voting machines
sparks controversy 12/12/2003 05:30 PM
A heated debate over the security and reliability of electronic voting machines is heralding the arrival of presidential primary season.

Calif. panel calls for ban on Diebold
voting machines

Calif. panel calls for ban on Diebold
voting machines 04/22/2004 08:09 PM

California county ditches Diebold
e-voting machines

California county ditches Diebold
e-voting machines 05/26/2004 07:43 PM

Ireland Realizes The Dangers Of Current
E-Voting Machines

Ireland Realizes The Dangers Of Current
E-Voting Machines 04/30/2004 12:16 PM
It looks like the message is finally getting out about the problems of current e-voting systems. As California is looking to get rid of the unreliable machines, Ireland is now making noises about banning the machines as well. It's not that anyone is against the idea of electronic voting - but that the current way it's implemented is dreadful and raises all sorts of questions about whether or not your vote is actually being counted. Apparently, in Ireland, the Prime Minister has been pushing for such electronic voting for a while, but a commission is now recommending not to use the machines in their current form.

Computerized Voting Machines Bring
Relief, Fear

Computerized Voting Machines Bring
Relief, Fear 09/05/2004 06:35 PM
VOA Sep 5 2004 10:38PM GMT

Computerized Voting Machines Raise
Concerns Over Results' Accuracy

Computerized Voting Machines Raise
Concerns Over Results' Accuracy 02/17/2004 10:26 PM
VOA Feb 18 2004 2:40AM GMT

Maryland Group Sues to Upgrade E-Voting
Machines (Reuters)

Maryland Group Sues to Upgrade E-Voting
Machines (Reuters) 04/21/2004 06:17 PM
Reuters - A Maryland voters' group said on Wednesday it planned to force the state to add printers to electronic voting machines to ensure they can be double-checked after a disputed election, such as the 2000 presidential vote.

California Bars a Firm's Voting Machines
in November Election

California Bars a Firm's Voting Machines
in November Election 04/30/2004 09:52 PM
California will prohibit the use of 15,000 of voting machines from Diebold Inc. in the November election because of security and reliability concerns.

League of Women Voters drops support of
paperless voting machines

League of Women Voters drops support of
paperless voting machines 06/14/2004 09:29 PM
SiliconValley.com Jun 14 2004 11:59PM GMT

Computerized Voting Machines Bring
Relief, Fear for Upcoming US Election

Computerized Voting Machines Bring
Relief, Fear for Upcoming US Election 09/06/2004 12:27 PM
VOA Sep 6 2004 5:02PM GMT

Election Officials Hoping E-Voting
Machines With Paper Receipts Fail

Election Officials Hoping E-Voting
Machines With Paper Receipts Fail 05/27/2004 11:04 AM
You would think that the goal of an election official would be to help guarantee the most accurate election possible, promoting the benefits of democracy. However, it seems that that's not true at all. We've already talked about election officials who have decided to ignore rules requiring their electronic voting machines be more secure and others who are suing because they don't want to make their machines more secure. However, now that Nevada is going to use e-voting machines with a paper trail, many election officials are hoping the machines will fail just to say "I told you so!" Once again, they're missing the point. It is very likely that some of the machines will have bugs - and all of these election officials will start screaming about them. However, the problem with the current e-voting machines is that no one knows if there are bugs or not in how the votes are actually counted. Just because you've set up the system to not inform you if something goes wrong, it doesn't mean that everything has gone right. Shouldn't we trust a system that will at least let us double check if something has gone wrong more than one that doesn't let us check at all? Of course, the article notes that the paper trail in these Nevada elections will be useless, because it doesn't qualify as a legitimate ballot to be recounted. In other words, the only point of using e-voting with the paper trail in these elections is to see if the machines jam up, and then let election officials complain loudly about the problems with paper receipt e-voting machines.
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BananaPos 1.2.3

BananaPos 1.2.3 06/27/2004 11:19 AM
A point of sale system.

BananaPos 1.2.2

BananaPos 1.2.2 04/17/2004 03:15 PM
A point of sale system.

BananaPos 1.1.0

BananaPos 1.1.0 12/03/2003 08:39 AM
A point of sale system.

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.3.1

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.3.1 05/25/2004 11:40 PM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.3

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.3 05/20/2004 05:53 AM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

WWW-Restaurant-Menu-0.1

WWW-Restaurant-Menu-0.1 04/12/2004 04:50 PM

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.1

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.1 01/27/2004 12:36 PM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

Man Sells Ton of Pot Through Restaurant
(AP)

Man Sells Ton of Pot Through Restaurant
(AP) 01/16/2004 10:56 AM
AP - A Jamaican man living in Pennsylvania was sentenced to 10 years in prison and faces deportation for using a Caribbean restaurant to sell more than a ton a marijuana, sometimes in takeout containers.

Restaurant Week in NYC

Restaurant Week in NYC 02/01/2005 09:26 PM

New Yorkers, there's still lots of time to take advantage of Restaurant Week:

Enjoy special three-course, prix fixe menus at the city's best restaurants. The restaurants listed below offer $20.12 lunches and/or $35.00 dinners during Restaurant Week. Duration: Jan. 24 - 28 and Jan. 31 - Feb. 4, 2005; Excludes Saturday, Jan. 29 and Sunday, Jan. 30

I can personally vouch for lunch at 11 Madison Park (three full courses with five possible choices for each course and they gave me so much dessert) and have also dined favorably in the past at Artisanal, Blue Smoke, Craft, and Gramercy Tavern. The "lunch only" places are probably the best deals...$20.12 for so much good food, it feels like you're stealing from them.

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta4

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta4 09/15/2004 01:35 PM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta1

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta1 07/24/2004 04:38 PM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

London restaurant Warchalks itself

London restaurant Warchalks itself 10/29/2003 12:10 AM
The Benugo chain of deli's has opened a new branch on great Portland street in London - just north of Oxford Circus. They offer free wireless access for anybody spending £2 in their restaurant (£4 at lunchtime - and given the price of London sandwiches that is not difficult).

And the poster advertising this service encorporates the )( warchalk symbol. Just for the sake of cool I am sure.

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta2

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta2 07/27/2004 02:31 PM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

Gunfire Kills 1 Man at N.Y. Restaurant

Gunfire Kills 1 Man at N.Y. Restaurant 12/23/2003 11:46 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 23 2003 10:21AM ET

Canadian Restaurant Adds Wi-Fi

Canadian Restaurant Adds Wi-Fi 02/10/2004 07:57 PM
Earls Restaurants is installing Wi-Fi with FatPort's help for both customers' and managers' use: It's definitely passed a trend and into routine that retail businesses find just as much utility and potentially more cost savings (versus actual net income) from having Wi-Fi hotspots in their locations. Most of the 50 restaurants already had DSL installed, and so that wasn't a separately tracked cost. Amusingly, it took quite a while for FatPort to install some locations because of the infrequent airline service....

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta3

My Handy Restaurant 0.8.4-beta3 08/20/2004 10:09 AM
Handheld-ready restaurant software to manage orders, bills, accounting, stock.

How to order food in a restaurant

How to order food in a restaurant 06/05/2005 11:47 PM

When you're out to eat with friends and family, it can be challenging to decide what to order off the menu. There are often too many choices on the menu, everything sounds good, nothing sounds good, you're unfamiliar with a particular type of cuisine, you'd like have what that woman over there is having but you don't know what that is, etc. etc.

Luckily, a group of authors has recently released a series of pop science books focused on solving this particular problem. Here are some lessons on ordering food from those books:

Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
Glance quickly at the menu and order whatever catches your eye first. Spend no more than 2-3 seconds deciding or the quality of your choice (and your meal) will decline.

Freakonomics by Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner
The key to ordering a good meal in a restaurant is understanding the economic incentives involved. Ask the server what they recommend and order something else...they are probably trying to get you to order something with a high profit margin or a dish that the restaurant needs to get rid of before the chicken goes bad or something. Never order the second least expensive bottle of wine; it's typically the one with the highest mark-up on the list (i.e. the worst deal).

The Paradox of Choice by Barry Schwartz
Take the menu and rip it into 4 or 5 pieces. Order from only one of the pieces, ignoring the choices on the rest of the menu. You will be happier with your meal.

The Wisdom of Crowds by James Surowiecki
Poll the other patrons at the restaurant about what they're having and order the most popular choices for yourself.

Everything Bad is Good for You by Steven Johnson
Order anything made with lots of butter, sugar, etc. Avoid salad or anything organic. A meal of all desserts may be appropriate. Or see if you can get the chef to make you a special dish like foie gras and bacon covered with butterscotch and hot fudge. Ideally, you will have brought a Super Sized McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal into the restaurant with you. Smoke and drink liberally.

Restaurant Posts Rave Review

Restaurant Posts Rave Review 07/15/2004 01:34 PM
Ruby Tuesday reported strong fourth-quarter and year-end numbers.

Children's restaurant meals poor

Children's restaurant meals poor 07/27/2004 05:59 AM
Children's meals in restaurants and cafes fail to meet nutrition guidelines for schools, a report finds.

New World Order Demo v1.4 & Restaurant
Map

New World Order Demo v1.4 & Restaurant
Map 03/20/2003 10:42 AM

The best restaurant on earth is...
British? (Reuters)

The best restaurant on earth is...
British? (Reuters) 04/19/2005 09:20 AM
Reuters - In a country which boasts such delicacies as sardines on toast comes the newly crowned finest restaurant in the world -- serving "sardine on toast sorbet".

Hospitality & Restaurant Online Job
Fair - Going on now!

Hospitality & Restaurant Online Job
Fair - Going on now! 04/01/2005 08:49 AM
Home.hamptonroads.com - Fri Apr 1, 10:59 am GMT

Half-Price Restaurant Meals

Half-Price Restaurant Meals 08/18/2004 11:03 AM
Even ritzy restaurants are offering diner discounts these days.

Web menu zen: Greenland's only Chinese
restaurant

Web menu zen: Greenland's only Chinese
restaurant 07/27/2004 06:07 PM
What's that you say? You're wandering the ice-covered streets of Greenland, empty-stomached, looking for some decent Chinese takeout? Well, grab a bib and download this, baby: the online menu of the frozen land's only Chinese restaurant in Misigisaq, 100 miles north of the Arctic Circle. Quoth the owner, "We are adding new dishes all the time -- this week harbour porpoise cooked in a clay pot is the new special." Oh, but what to order:

# Love at first Sight: Caribou meat on little sticks
# Dried Fried Seal
# Tired Fisherman's Soup: a pick-me-up soup of whale meat and six traditional Chinese herbal medicines to reinvigorate you.
# Fragrant and Crispy Greenland sea bird (eider duck or Bruennichfs Guillemot, depending on the season)
# Numbing Spicy Musk Ox
# Clay Pot Walrus
# We are proud to serve not only a variety of Chinese teas, but also Kaffi Tunnulik (coffee and caribou fat).

Looks like they want to franchise, too. I'll have a venti, half-caf coffee and caribou lard, please -- hold the foam.

Misigisaq ApS is looking for partners interested in franchising our unique concept of Greenlandic ingredients and top quality Chinese cooking. We are able to support any such partnership with training, franchise documentation, and full logistic support. We believe there are many international sites with great potential for Misigisaq Restaurants. We can outline the prerequisites for a successful Misigisaq branch with any interested parties.

Link , and do not miss the "customer snapshot gallery" with pictures of tough tundra homeboys and this lovely local girl. (via egullet , thanks, Jonno)

"if we ordered food for ourselves at a
five-star restaurant"

"if we ordered food for ourselves at a
five-star restaurant" 08/02/2004 02:55 AM

Restaurant for Cats Opens in New York
(AP)

Restaurant for Cats Opens in New York
(AP) 08/18/2004 10:40 AM
AP - Dressed in a tuxedo, Simba sat at the front of one of Manhattan's newest dining establishments and nodded at people who greeted him. Then he yawned, began to roll on the floor and lick his paws. That's acceptable behavior at the Meow Mix Cafe, a new eatery designed especially for cats and their human owners.

Database Provides Information on 3,000
Restaurant Chains

Database Provides Information on 3,000
Restaurant Chains 06/21/2004 07:44 AM
Speaking of really specialized databases. If you're looking for information on restaurant chains you might want to try RestaurantChains.net ( http://www.restaurantchains.net ), a pay-for-use database of over 3,000 restaurant chains...

WHO Experts Search China Restaurant (AP)

WHO Experts Search China Restaurant (AP) 01/10/2004 07:20 AM
AP - World Health Organization experts on Saturday searched a restaurant where China's second suspected SARS patient works, while authorities neared the end of a campaign to slaughter thousands of civet cats to wipe out possible sources of the disease.

Congo Restaurant Serves the Adventurous
(AP)

Congo Restaurant Serves the Adventurous
(AP) 06/15/2004 03:12 PM
AP - Crocodile, boa constrictor, tortoise and antelope top the menu, served up in banana-leaf sacks with french fries on the side. And for the willing, there's one dish that would make most carnivores squirm: monkey meat. At Mama Ekila's Inzia restaurant, African bushmeat is flown in — and fried up — for discerning diners looking to put a bit of adventure on their plate.

Mexico Restaurant Blast Kills 8 Near
U.S. (AP)

Mexico Restaurant Blast Kills 8 Near
U.S. (AP) 04/10/2004 04:40 PM
AP - A huge explosion Saturday at a restaurant near the U.S. border killed eight patrons and injured many others, rescue workers reported.

Venezuela Goes With Untested E-Voting Machines

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