Singing's Not an Act for Ashlee Simpson (Reuters)

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Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson 03/19/2005 02:56 AM
Can Ashlee Simpson get any worse? Who knows? But it appears that at least one critic has had it with her lack of talent. Because this is America, we have dueling petitions seeking to encourage her to continue or push her off the stage for good.

Ashlee Simpson Out of Sister's Shadow
(AP)

Ashlee Simpson Out of Sister's Shadow
(AP) 08/18/2004 01:03 PM
AP - Ashlee Simpson doesn't have to worry about being in the shadow of her older sister Jessica anymore. The 19-year-old's debut album "Autobiography" is No. 1 and probably will hit platinum this week. Jessica, 23, has never had an album reach No. 1, though her latest, "In This Skin," has sold more 2 million copies.

Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl (AP)

Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl (AP) 01/06/2005 09:06 AM
AP - Ashlee Simpson's Orange Bowl halftime performance was a lemon, according to the 72,000-plus Miami crowd. The 20-year-old singer received a discernible chorus of boos following a performance of her song "La La."

Famed O.J. Simpson Lawyer Cochran Dies
in L.A. (Reuters)

Famed O.J. Simpson Lawyer Cochran Dies
in L.A. (Reuters) 03/29/2005 08:52 PM
Reuters - Johnnie Cochran, the charismatic attorney who became famous for his successful defense of football star O.J. Simpson on murder charges, died on Tuesday in Los Angeles of a brain tumor, spokespeople said.

Lisa Simpson to issue cry for Cornish
freedom (Reuters)

Lisa Simpson to issue cry for Cornish
freedom (Reuters) 07/05/2004 08:59 PM
Reuters - Lisa Simpson, the pointy-haired schoolgirl of the U.S television hit series "The Simpsons", is to embrace the cause of Cornish independence.

Ashlee Vance: The Mother of all Polls

Ashlee Vance: The Mother of all Polls 08/11/2004 05:02 AM
Poll Hero or Zero? The readers must decide

Ashlee Vance: the readers have spoken

Ashlee Vance: the readers have spoken 08/13/2004 10:53 AM
Poll results Bright news for resident Reg ladyboy

What's up with Abe Simpson?

What's up with Abe Simpson? 04/14/2005 10:21 AM

For the last few days I've been rotating Abe Simpson through Scripting News. I've been asked what this means. Here's what it means. Nothing.

Is it a comment on the post it's next to? No. Is it related? Only in that it's next to it. Why do you do it? I like it. ";->"

I like to put the picture next to a big post with lots of text that needs a little visual relief. Since Abe is my favorite Simpson's character, and I want to see what he looks like from every angle, that's where I'm going for visual relief, these days, in April 2005. Next month it'll be something else.

The issue of who's my favorite Simpson was raised in a radio interview with Brad Bird, one of the producers, who said that Krusty the Clown is his favorite. Krusty's good, but no one is more soulfully pathetic than Grandpa Abe Simpson.

"Bartholomew J. Simpson"

"Bartholomew J. Simpson" 11/14/2003 10:56 PM

Planet Simpson

Planet Simpson 04/08/2005 05:13 PM

O.J. Simpson Says Media Convicted Him
(AP)

O.J. Simpson Says Media Convicted Him
(AP) 06/04/2004 05:21 PM
AP - O.J. Simpson complained Friday that the media have convinced the public he is guilty, and he said he hopes the real killer is found so that he can have the pleasure of proving people wrong.

Homer Simpson Computer Key Car

Homer Simpson Computer Key Car 06/24/2005 06:19 PM
Xeni Jardin: Following up on an earlier post about a neat car I spotted in LA covered in a mosaic of computer keys -- a Boing Boing reader sends better snapshots of that car, and of other keyboardmobiles by the same creator. One of them bears Homer Simpson's mug on its front hood. Link to flickr gallery. J-Walk blog phonecammed some of these cars in LA, too: Lin k. (Thanks, Sean Bonner, and fattymarmot!).
Previously on Boing Boing: Car covered in computer keys

O.J. Simpson says media convicted him

O.J. Simpson says media convicted him 06/04/2004 08:18 PM

Key OJ Simpson trial lawyer dies

Key OJ Simpson trial lawyer dies 03/30/2005 02:01 AM
Johnnie Cochran, who successfully defended OJ Simpson, dies of a brain tumour at the age of 67.

"Homer Simpson uses tabbed browsing"

"Homer Simpson uses tabbed browsing" 12/19/2004 03:21 PM

Decade Later, Simpson Maintains
Innocence (AP)

Decade Later, Simpson Maintains
Innocence (AP) 06/05/2004 05:51 AM
AP - It has been 10 years, but for O.J. Simpson it seems "another lifetime ago" since the world as he knew it ended with the murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.

Insert Homer Simpson joke here

Insert Homer Simpson joke here 09/09/2004 12:03 AM
"Max Power Aerospace is offering Boeing aircraft reused as private residences.  ... The aircraft are mounted on a steel column and bearing so the whole airplane weathervanes, pointing into the wind." For more information, read the Aircraft Home Owner's Flight Manual. (Bikini girl not included, presumably.)

Simpson Cancels 2nd Show Due to Illness
(AP)

Simpson Cancels 2nd Show Due to Illness
(AP) 06/24/2004 08:24 AM
AP - Singer Jessica Simpson, still suffering from a kidney infection, canceled her performance Wednesday in Manchester, said a spokeswoman at Columbia Records.

jessica simpson was at MS TechEd
conference?

jessica simpson was at MS TechEd
conference? 07/20/2004 01:15 PM
that's even better than monkeyboy

Jessica Simpson to Play Daisy Duke (AP)

Jessica Simpson to Play Daisy Duke (AP) 09/15/2004 11:44 AM
AP - Pop starlet Jessica Simpson has been cast as Daisy Duke in the big-screen version of "The Dukes of Hazzard," and her husband is pretty excited about it.

Simpson, Jackson draw top weekend
ratings

Simpson, Jackson draw top weekend
ratings 04/14/2004 10:23 AM

Jessica Simpson May Play Daisy Duke (AP)

Jessica Simpson May Play Daisy Duke (AP) 05/27/2004 03:36 PM
AP - Jessica Simpson says she's close to slipping into a pair of Daisy Dukes. The singer and reality TV star told The Associated Press she's in the lead to star as Daisy Duke in a movie version of "The Dukes of Hazzard," which is scheduled to come out sometime next year.

Homer Simpson let loose on US nuclear
weapons facility

Homer Simpson let loose on US nuclear
weapons facility 01/26/2004 02:58 PM
OK, hand me that drill.... Doh!

Homer, Bart Simpson naked in Japanese
soda TV ad

Homer, Bart Simpson naked in Japanese
soda TV ad 06/07/2004 11:37 PM
Animated TV stars The Simpsons have sold their butts, figuratively speaking, for the likes of Butterfinger and Burger King here in the US. But in one of the many Simpsons ads shot for Japanese "CC Lemon" carbonated tooth-rot sugarpotion, Homer and son appear au naturel. Sacre blog!
Link (Thanks, sekrit Fleshbot editor!)

Jessica Simpson, Owen Wilson Momentarily
Distracted By iRiver PMP

Jessica Simpson, Owen Wilson Momentarily
Distracted By iRiver PMP 08/31/2004 03:07 PM

Look, it's Hollywood stars expressing mild interest in the new iRiver PMP! I'm sure their good experience with the product for five minutes will travel on to their other famous friends, all of will sit down each night and reencode their favorite television programs from raw MPEG streams to watch when they are away from home.

Or they will be sort of confused and hand it back to the iRiver rep, as I have illustrated in this three-frame montage.

Read - VMA Picture Gallery [WireImage]

Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., Trial Lawyer
Defined by O.J. Simpson Case, Is Dead at
67

Johnnie L. Cochran Jr., Trial Lawyer
Defined by O.J. Simpson Case, Is Dead at
67 03/29/2005 10:41 PM
Johnnie L. Cochran Jr.'s fierce, flamboyant and electrifyingly effective advocacy in the O. J. Simpson murder trial captivated the country.

Jessica Simpson: Jessica Simpsons Virgin
Vow

Jessica Simpson: Jessica Simpsons Virgin
Vow 01/03/2005 10:00 AM
when she was twelve .. Jessica Simpson .. REPORT

femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/20382004.htm
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Reuters, NBC Staff Abused by U.S. Troops
in Iraq (Reuters)

Reuters, NBC Staff Abused by U.S. Troops
in Iraq (Reuters) 05/18/2004 02:51 PM
Reuters - U.S. forces beat three Iraqis working for Reuters and subjected them to sexual and religious taunts and humiliation during their detention last January in a military camp near Falluja, the three said Tuesday.

Reuters RSS

Reuters RSS 05/07/2004 03:35 AM
Reuters has launched a bunch of RSS feeds for its wire service. Link

Okay, You Be the Look-Out... (Reuters)

Okay, You Be the Look-Out... (Reuters) 02/10/2004 02:56 AM
Reuters - Police in the central Argentine city of Cordoba foiled a predawn street hold-up on Thursday -- and were staggered to find one of the assailants was blind.

"Reuters"

"Reuters" 04/28/2004 05:33 PM

Here's Something You Don't See Every Day
(Reuters)

Here's Something You Don't See Every Day
(Reuters) 08/18/2004 09:04 AM
Reuters - Strippers and pole dancers should be banned from performing in stretch limousines, according to a British report.

You SURE We're Only Going 50? (Reuters)

You SURE We're Only Going 50? (Reuters) 06/02/2004 11:56 AM
Reuters - Honda Motor Co. Ltd. is recalling nearly 8,200 model year 2004 motorcycles because of a computer glitch that could prompt their drivers to go too fast, federal safety regulators said on Tuesday.

Bummer... (Reuters)

Bummer... (Reuters) 02/12/2004 08:48 AM
Reuters - An angry husband who came across a video of his wife having sex with her lover on the Internet called the police who arrested a man suspected of filming a string of people without their consent, police said Thursday.

Like Something Out of a Cartoon...
(Reuters)

Like Something Out of a Cartoon...
(Reuters) 03/23/2005 01:07 PM
Reuters - Can't get out of bed in the morning?

Man Bites Dog (Reuters)

Man Bites Dog (Reuters) 05/07/2004 09:16 AM
Reuters - A man fleeing police in the South African city of Durban bit the dog and police officer ordered to apprehend him, police said on Friday.

Do It for Your Country (Reuters)

Do It for Your Country (Reuters) 05/11/2004 10:50 AM
Reuters - Australian couples owe it to their country to have more children and should get on with the job, the nation's treasurer said on Tuesday.

Reuters: Help, IM Under Attack

Reuters: Help, IM Under Attack 04/15/2005 03:18 PM
Ditial worm wiggles its way into Reuters' instant messenging system. Are you next?

This Movie Is SO Bad... (Reuters)

This Movie Is SO Bad... (Reuters) 05/28/2004 09:37 AM
Reuters - It may go down in movie marketing history: "Gigli," a film deemed so bad that one cable television network is trumpeting its poor reviews to sell it to audiences looking for a laugh.
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