"Jerky jokester Whoopi in dirty diss at Dubya."

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Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush

Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush 07/10/2004 09:03 AM
Captain Ed

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Contractor served troops dirty food in
dirty kitchens

Contractor served troops dirty food in
dirty kitchens 12/14/2003 08:37 PM
Contractor Halliburton served troops dirty food in dirty kitchens Well, Bush served up clean turkey and these guys were busy overcharging the Pentagon on energy so they could reap big bucks...Cheney remains in his gopher hole.

New Kevin Sites dispatch from Iraq:
Dirty for Dirty

New Kevin Sites dispatch from Iraq:
Dirty for Dirty 06/01/2004 02:09 PM
NBC combat correspondent and weblogger Kevin Sites is in Iraq today. He's just posted a new entry on his blog -- a series of interviews with American soldiers.

[O]nce they finally do get home--they will still be faced with the complex task of finding their way in a civilian society again. And while they're eager to leave their weapons and Kevlar behind, the violence they've experienced here will likely be with them in one way or another, always.

Derek Ellyson says his memories have already hardened, fixed in his mind. "You never forget the faces. I can describe to you every dead person I've seen out here. What their faces looked like, the position they were laying in." Sorokin agrees, "War brings a lot of ugly things, you see a lot of ugly things you see other people dead and sometimes when you see somebody dead you see the face of death--the way the guy died. It could be an enemy it could be an ally it doesn't matter."

Yet living with those images of death is part of the job--the same one that requires them to pull the trigger. Before going to war soldiers have always had to ask themselves if they'd be willing to die for their cause. But there is a second part to that question which for some, is more difficult to answer: would they kill for it? For most if not all in the 3rd Platoon--the question is already moot.

Link, Discuss

Hey! Don't Diss Daktronics

Hey! Don't Diss Daktronics 05/26/2004 02:59 PM
The stock took a beat-down this morning, but savvy investors know an opportunity when they see it.

NPR "Day to Day" -- Don't Diss the Gap
Band

NPR "Day to Day" -- Don't Diss the Gap
Band 09/14/2004 03:48 AM
Xeni Jardin: During the "iPod Beemer" episode I did last week on the NPR show "Day to Day," I played a couple examples of the kinds of tunes you could rock out to in your iPodified BMW convertible -- one of them was "Early in the Morning," by legendary '80s R+B icons The Gap Band. During that episode, host Noah Adams inadvertently dissed the Gap Band. When he heard that segment air, my D2D colleague Brian Unger vowed to settle the score of funk: he challenged Mr. Adams to a duel, and here is the result. Listen to Brian's segment "Don't Diss The Gap Band" -- Link

Update: BoingBoing reader Mike Ransom of Tulsa Oklahoma says, "The GAP Band was named after three streets here in Tulsa: Greenwood, Archer and Pine. That's the same Greenwood and Archer mentioned in the archetypical Bob Wills Western Swing tune, "Take Me Back To Tulsa". Here's a further bit of trivia about one of those streets -- Link. The story above is done in the style of Paul Harvey, a Tulsa native. Here is a morph I did of Paul Harvey from his high school yearbook picture -- Link."

More Gap Band trivia, including the Greenwood, Archer, and Pine reference (an historic black business and commerce hub in Tulsa) here: Link

Investors Diss SanDisk

Investors Diss SanDisk 01/26/2004 03:05 PM
Investors dump SanDisk shares after it lowers forecasts for gross margins and prices.

Jerky Pictures and Sound Are History.
Videoconferencing Is All Grown Up

Jerky Pictures and Sound Are History.
Videoconferencing Is All Grown Up 06/17/2005 04:26 PM
New York Times Jun 16 2005 7:17AM GMT

Jerky Pictures and Sound Are History.
Videoconferencing Is All Grown Up.

Jerky Pictures and Sound Are History.
Videoconferencing Is All Grown Up. 06/17/2005 03:53 PM
The right camera, microphone and lighting can make Web videoconferencing a more satisfying experience, for everything from chat to guitar lessons.

Whoopi "Big Loser" no more

Whoopi "Big Loser" no more 07/14/2004 07:05 PM

Margaret Cho gets the Whoopi treatment

Margaret Cho gets the Whoopi treatment 07/22/2004 11:40 AM

Dirty dirty foreigners

Dirty dirty foreigners 05/26/2004 05:54 AM
As the dirty immigrants we are, we bring not just noxious cooking smells and our weird culture to this place, but disease too: Anna and I have utter bastard colds, and we're feeling quite sorry for ourselves in the process....

New York Daily News - Home - Whoopi
slams GOP

New York Daily News - Home - Whoopi
slams GOP 07/16/2004 01:57 PM
Sometimes it’s about more than a simple freedom of expression .. as reported in the NY Daily News .. mis-construing the Constitution .. defending her blue remarks .. censorship

nydailynews.com/front/story/212784p-183225c.html
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Cable coverage of Whoopi Goldberg's v.
Dennis Miller's remarks: 19-2

Cable coverage of Whoopi Goldberg's v.
Dennis Miller's remarks: 19-2 07/19/2004 02:51 AM
From Media Matters.org

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Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi Goldberg After
Bush Riff

Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi Goldberg After
Bush Riff 07/14/2004 11:50 PM
Reuters via Wired News Jul 15 2004 4:19AM GMT

Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi Goldberg After
Bush Riff (Reuters)

Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi Goldberg After
Bush Riff (Reuters) 07/14/2004 10:10 PM
Reuters - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg will no longer appear in ads for diet aid maker Slim-Fast following her lewd riff on President Bush's name at a fund-raiser last week, the company said on Wednesday.

Dubya wants out of one of the debates

Dubya wants out of one of the debates 09/08/2004 11:05 AM
Weasel

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All aboard, the S.S. Dubya

All aboard, the S.S. Dubya 09/01/2004 08:58 PM
While the widely discredited Swift Boat attack campaign against John Kerry appears to be rightly sinking, a new vessel has appeared on the horizon -- and she's cruising into port with a cargo full of bona fides about George W. Bush. Join Skipper Sonny Wallace and the Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth for a cocktail or three, and a quick sail through the murky waters of the 43rd president's past. Guaranteed to cure any RNC-induced queasiness in just under 60 seconds.

Candygram for Dubya

Candygram for Dubya 04/09/2004 04:12 PM

Candy King is very popular here and is just like Pick-A-Mix candy back in the US where you can fill a bag with a variety of candy and pay by weight. While I was staring at the variety of Easter chocolates today I noticed a bin filled with what I thought at first glance were candy nipples. Considering that Finland has a soup commercial running in prime time on TV that features a couple who roll around in the snow with full frontal nudity that makes the American furor over Janet's little 'wardrobe malfunction' seem even more idiotic, I really thought they were supposed to be nipples.

I bought a few and they taste just like strawberry Tangy Taffy which used to be popular in the 70s. Sadly, Jarkko told me that they're really supposed to be mushrooms but...c'mon, I'll bet the kids don't call them mushrooms. :) I'd love to send a giant bag of them to the White House and to Ashcroft but I wouldn't get the joy of watching the secret service either freak out over the 'obscene' candy or the bioterrorism scare from a Finnish anthrax killer nipple attack. :)

Yahoo! News - Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi
Goldberg After Bush Riff

Yahoo! News - Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi
Goldberg After Bush Riff 07/14/2004 10:07 PM
Slim-Fast Sheds Whoopi Goldberg After Bush Riff .. Slimfast drops Whoopi .. dropping

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Dubya Photo Funnies

Dubya Photo Funnies 08/28/2004 01:39 PM
What happened was, Lauren was away during the Democratic Convention, and as a politics junkie, I wanted to watch some of it, so the kid (just turned five) ended up watching a couple of the big speeches with me. (All on webcast, our TV is a movie box, doesn’t get any channels). He’s full of questions so I tried to explain, and as a result the candidate is the only public figure in the world whose face he knows, when we’re somewhere that there’s a TV showing news he’s apt to pipe up “There’s John Kerry.” This is a little embarrassing, especially considering he’s a Canadian. This morning I was reading news and made some remark about George Bush and he asked “who’s he?” so I tried to explain the big picture around the election and I went looking for some Dubya pix to show him. So I went to the bio page at the official Bush re-election site, and clicked on “View George W. Bush Photo Gallery”... busted link, a peek inside the source reveals href="\News\PhotoAlbum.aspx"... if I were mean-spirited I’d suggest that something about either being Republican or using Windows makes you stupid, but seriously, have to wonder about an organization that claims it can run America not being clueful enough to use a link-checker. Back to our story... I went to Google and looked for pictures of George Bush. This turns out to be a bad idea; the top-ranked pictures are by and large, shall we say, not Republican-friendly. Wanted posters, deranged-monster morphs, things that have just got ta be PhotoShopped. “Why are you laughing, Daddy?” said the kid, and I couldn’t really explain. (PS: Lots of nice pictures of George over at the White House site if you want ’em).

"oh, for fuck sake. could i have any
MORE Dubya Disgust???"

"oh, for fuck sake. could i have any
MORE Dubya Disgust???" 11/03/2003 09:33 PM

Dubya leads by thirteen points

Dubya leads by thirteen points 09/17/2004 08:30 AM
CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll .. FULL STORY

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""Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure"

""Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure" 02/10/2004 03:20 AM

Ogle Google but be wary of Dubya ways

Ogle Google but be wary of Dubya ways 12/25/2003 09:18 AM
news.com.au Dec 25 2003 9:07AM ET

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooh, now the
EEEEEEEEVIL DUBYA WANTS JOOSH
VOTERS!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooh, now the
EEEEEEEEVIL DUBYA WANTS JOOSH
VOTERS!!!!! 04/15/2004 05:12 PM
garner support from Jewish voters? .. battleground states .. charge of heart .. the Jewish vote

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video clip of an obviously bored kid
standing behind Dubya during a speech

video clip of an obviously bored kid
standing behind Dubya during a speech 07/12/2004 10:46 AM
Letterman clip from Monday's show .. clip

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"Looks as if NEWS HACKS have another
weapon to beat Dubya with: OLD
INTELLIGENCE."

"Looks as if NEWS HACKS have another
weapon to beat Dubya with: OLD
INTELLIGENCE." 08/03/2004 08:55 AM

Dubya plans to screen the entire country
for mental illness

Dubya plans to screen the entire country
for mental illness 06/18/2004 07:26 PM

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"In which our columnist sits down with
the prez for some truly tough talk. Can
Dubya handle it?"

"In which our columnist sits down with
the prez for some truly tough talk. Can
Dubya handle it?" 05/02/2004 08:40 AM

Update on Harvard Primate Neuroscience
Lab chimp-Dubya morph

Update on Harvard Primate Neuroscience
Lab chimp-Dubya morph 09/18/2004 01:15 PM
Xeni Jardin: Following up on yesterday's post about an apparent bit of political humor on the Harvard Primate Neuroscience Lab's website, one BoingBoing reader wrote in to tell us that a relative worked at the lab -- and confirmed that indeed, the chimp-to-Dubya morph was no accident. Also, BoingBoing reader Chris Holland says:

That "image" at the top-right corner actually is a scaled-down display of a bigger quicktime movie ... for a more dramatic effect. Now if I could only dig out that morphing I did when I was a kid of Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford.

Link to chimp-Bush-mov. Whoahhhh. If anyone has the url for a chimp-to-Dubya-to-Claudia-to-Cindy morph mov, dude -- send it to us before Fleshbot gets their greedy (and well-lubed) little hands on it.

au currant: politics, media & lowbrow
culture: Dubya to feast on Nigella's
bites

au currant: politics, media & lowbrow
culture: Dubya to feast on Nigella's
bites 11/05/2003 03:02 AM
Jackie D has exclusive news of a 'Cool Britannia' throwback: .. au currant reports

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11 Hard Questions For Bush / In which
our columnist sits down with the prez
for some truly tough talk. Can Dubya
handle it?

11 Hard Questions For Bush / In which
our columnist sits down with the prez
for some truly tough talk. Can Dubya
handle it? 05/01/2004 09:04 AM
In which our columnist sits down with the prez for some truly tough talk. Can Dubya handle it? .. 11 hard questions for shrub .. Some fine fine hate .. Mark Morford

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Bush: Dumb Like A Bullet / Is Dubya both
a bumbling simpleton *and* a shrewd
manipulator who smirked at tortures in
Iraq?

Bush: Dumb Like A Bullet / Is Dubya both
a bumbling simpleton *and* a shrewd
manipulator who smirked at tortures in
Iraq? 05/22/2004 06:56 AM
Mark Morford: Bush: Dumb Like A Bullet; Is Dubya both a bumbling simpleton *and* a shrewd manipulator who smirked at tortures in Iraq? 5/22 .. Mark Morford has written a fun editorial about Bush's brand of stupidity .. think it's disgusting .. addresses

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Dan gets down and dirty

Dan gets down and dirty 12/04/2003 06:02 PM
Spreading Santorum. Dan Savage intensifies his smear campaign against Sen. Rick Santorum. How far is too far? How low can he go? Here's some background on the whole dirty, frothy affair. The Santorum-Savage feud was also previously discussed here. (first link is NSFW)

Why dirty PCs are better

Why dirty PCs are better 04/09/2004 04:01 PM
ZDNet Apr 9 2004 2:08AM GMT

Surprise, surprise. Enron Ken won't be
able to blame Dubya

Surprise, surprise. Enron Ken won't be
able to blame Dubya 07/08/2004 10:33 AM
Ken Lay's on his way to the big house .. Ken Lay was indicted today .. Houston Chronicle .. confirms

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"The U.N.'s Dirty Little Secret"

"The U.N.'s Dirty Little Secret" 12/10/2003 10:15 PM

CNN is a Dirty Bomb

CNN is a Dirty Bomb 09/19/2004 07:18 PM

« If Finnish artists made missiles, I'd guess that this is what they'd look like; the Puuinen KKKK. Tall. Erect. Pointy. Wooden. Geometric. Stylish. »

I've been thinking about going home to see the family I've not seen for nearly 3 years, but the presidential election's circus-like slimefest and fear-mongering, like the 'nuclear terror' special CNN ran tonight, gives me a migraine at the thought of entering American airspace since I figure if I don't get bombed out of the sky or get trapped in the US if something like a dirty bomb did happen, I'd get the "Welcome to Gitmo" travel package from the US customs guards when I refuse the anal probe on presentation of my passport. Dammit, I want to go home and have some Ted Drewe's frozen custard before they close for the season and get some real damn BBQ that you just can't get anywhere else even though plenty of places on the planet try to fake it. I dream sometimes about a big, thick, juicy porterhouse steak and cornbread. I crave food, folks and fun but, in spite of whatever the US media crackheads have been smoking to report 'the world being safer' thanks to the US military, out here in reality I'm just not sure that my desire to visit home exceeds my desire to not get in the way of some wackos when tensions are clearly on the rise. Perhaps I need to send a telegram to the people of America.

YO, AMERICA, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHO SERVED WHERE AND WHEN AS DUMBYA HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN A LIAR AND HIS RATINGS STILL ARE BETTER THAN KERRYS STOP SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING TYPOGRAPHY AND AUTHENTICITY OF THE STUPID FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD DOCUMENTS ALREADY STOP IT AINT HELPING STOP REALLY STOP PLEASE START ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT SHIT THAT MATTERS LIKE EDUCATION, ECONOMICS AND MAKING NICE WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD NOW THAT EVERYONE HATES US AND MOST OF US LIVING OUTSIDE THE US PRETEND TO BE CANADIANS WHEN ASKED [EXCEPT IN FINLAND DURING WORLD HOCKEY FINALS] STOP MAYBE TALK ABOUT ALL THE DEAD BODIES OR SOMETHING STOP ANYTHING ASIDE FROM THE COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND UTTERLY AGGRAVATING IDIOTIC EXERCISE IN TRYING TO OUTSNAGGLE THE SPIN MACHINE STOP GEORGIE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC DRUNK DRIVING COKE SNORTING LOSER WHOSE DADDY GOT HIM WHERE HE IS TODAY STOP GET OVER IT AS HE IS AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN COMPARED TO MOST FOLKS THESE DAYS STOP PLEASE SEND CHEEZE-ITS AND CORNDOGS STOP MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE BEFORE NOVEMBER STOP

Down And Dirty With Panther

Down And Dirty With Panther 10/28/2003 11:06 PM
By Clark Mueller (MacTeens via MyAppleMenu)
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