Shark Tank: Wheel, reinvented

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Shark Tank: Eureka! He's reinvented
backup!

Shark Tank: Eureka! He's reinvented
backup! 03/22/2005 03:47 PM
This business department manager is fired for having inadequate skills -- especially when it comes to technology. But what happened to all his Word and Excel files?

Shark Tank: Get it?

Shark Tank: Get it? 08/20/2004 11:15 PM
This university's server center is in a space never intended for that purpose -- dark, moldy, carpeted, with wonky air conditioning. Then management finally agrees to move it to a more appropriate space.

Shark Tank: Who is he, again?

Shark Tank: Who is he, again? 11/05/2003 12:43 AM
When it's time for this consultant pilot fish to install the mortgage application he's written for a local bank, he walks into the bank and informs a teller, "I'm the computer guy..."

Shark Tank: Because it's there

Shark Tank: Because it's there 07/09/2004 12:05 AM
This software company is eager to show its investors that it's spending money wisely. So when someone suggests using offshore development, the CTO begins courting offshore vendors.

Shark Tank: It's all the PC he needs

Shark Tank: It's all the PC he needs 09/22/2004 12:32 AM
The company's executive offices are being recarpeted over the weekend, so this IT manager moves all the bigwigs' PCs on Friday, then heads out for a conference. But on Monday, the president isn't happy.

Shark Tank: Two-fer

Shark Tank: Two-fer 03/17/2005 02:55 AM
Plant foreman comes to this pilot fish with a challenge: He wants a way to display important operational statistics so machine operators can see them at a glance.

Shark Tank: Ya think?

Shark Tank: Ya think? 03/17/2005 02:55 AM
Pilot fish is on the team deploying a management system for a medical practice. And because some of the users are computerphobic, the team tries to make things as mistakeproof as possible.

Shark Tank: Sometimes they just don't
want to know

Shark Tank: Sometimes they just don't
want to know 12/03/2003 12:36 AM
It's the early 1980s, and at a big Midwestern bank, this mainframe programmer pilot fish is part of a project that will revolutionize general ledger -- except for a billion-dollar problem.

Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it

Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
This big construction-equipment dealership has locations in several states -- and one IT pilot fish who's responsible for all of them.

Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it

Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
It's the spring of 1999, and this pilot fish has just set up a computer as a time server for the steel mill where he works -- which should make the switch to daylight-saving time a breeze.

Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask

Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask 06/05/2005 10:55 PM
Sysadmin pilot fish works in a hospital, and he works hard to keep the staff happy -- especially the pharmacists. So when a networked machine that dispenses medications goes off-line, fish knows what to do.

Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks

Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
This software-based simulator is huge, it's more than a decade old, it's the division's cash cow -- and the project to deliver a new version is on track to miss its February delivery date by about four months.

Shark Tank: Aw, would we do that to you?

Shark Tank: Aw, would we do that to you? 03/14/2005 05:10 PM
It's the late 1980s, and new-on-the-job IT pilot fish gets his first important project: Expand the Ethernet backbone into a new office area at this manufacturing company.

Shark Tank: Can't be!

Shark Tank: Can't be! 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
It's the late 1980s, and this pilot fish working at a big insurance company is facing the kind of miserable weekend project that only a penny-pinching mainframe shop can provide.

Shark Tank: Who needs it?

Shark Tank: Who needs it? 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
It's the mid-1990s, and this site has two networks. One is an under-construction Ethernet network running Novell NetWare to Windows-based PCs. The other one -- the mainframe network -- is, well, interesting.

Shark Tank: Just because

Shark Tank: Just because 01/05/2005 01:35 AM
It's the mid-1990s, and this IT pilot fish works in a small support department at a big company where some processes are handled the old-fashioned way: through paperwork and sneakernet.

Shark Tank: And we certainly can't have
that, can we?

Shark Tank: And we certainly can't have
that, can we? 03/13/2003 10:22 AM
There's a vote coming up at this international association of educators, so the executive director gives the IT manager pilot fish the job of estimating how much it'll cost using paper ballots and scanning equipment.

Shark Tank: Just like it says in the ad

Shark Tank: Just like it says in the ad 12/19/2003 11:34 AM
It's the late 1980s, and this pilot fish is working for a government contractor when an order comes in from an Air Force legal office for three cutting-edge, top-of-the-line handheld scanners.

Shark Tank: Sure, we can do that

Shark Tank: Sure, we can do that 03/13/2003 10:22 AM
This assignment is technically pretty straightforward: Write an application to track how long it takes to process each document at the company. But the politics of putting it in place are a little more complicated.

Shark Tank: Don't DO That!

Shark Tank: Don't DO That! 08/06/2004 11:59 PM
It's years ago at this busy circuit-board manufacturing facility, and the new component-insertion machine suddenly starts sticking capacitors and resistors everywhere but where they belong.

Shark Tank: Possible

Shark Tank: Possible 01/17/2004 10:38 PM
It's back in the days of punch cards and paper tape, and the school district where this student pilot fish lives has a minicomputer just for student use.

Shark Tank: Thanks for All Your Help

Shark Tank: Thanks for All Your Help 07/31/2004 12:20 AM
Remote server goes down hard, and it appears to be due to overheating. So a tech is dispatched to the remote site to replace the server's fan -- but that's not the problem.

Shark Tank: You're very welcome

Shark Tank: You're very welcome 01/22/2004 02:11 AM
This IT pilot fish, the technical guru at a small company, needs copies: 50 pages, double-sided, collated and stapled. So he loads his originals into the copier and, unfortunately, gets help.

Shark Tank: Just doing our bit

Shark Tank: Just doing our bit 04/20/2004 11:29 PM
It's the 1970s, and this pilot fish is working at a site in the Far East for a U.S. organization when communications problems set in.

Shark Tank: If I can get around it, it
must be OK

Shark Tank: If I can get around it, it
must be OK 04/06/2005 02:42 PM
This company's sales system has been modified to block orders from customers with credit problems. But according to a branch sales manager, the credit check doesn't work.

Shark Tank: What's in a Name?

Shark Tank: What's in a Name? 03/28/2005 01:18 PM
State agency's data warehouse project is renamed: It's now officially an "administrative systems reporting database." But why not just call it a data warehouse?

Shark Tank: Unwired

Shark Tank: Unwired 04/23/2004 11:08 PM
Pilot fish at a big, conservative company has been trying for years to leverage the benefits of wireless networking. His boss, the IT manager, isn't interested. But fish quietly moves ahead anyway.

Shark Tank: Timing Is Everything

Shark Tank: Timing Is Everything 02/01/2005 09:06 PM
This site has hundreds of ancient reels of backup tape listed in its inventory, and the drives to read them are long gone. But getting a manager to sign off for their destruction still isn't easy. ...

Shark Tank: Well, it IS April 1, after
all

Shark Tank: Well, it IS April 1, after
all 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
Everybody gets along pretty well in this Army IT office. Well, almost everybody.

Shark Tank: Safety first

Shark Tank: Safety first 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
This IT pilot fish's task is to answer a burning question: What, exactly, does the safety committee have against a printer located in this state agency's records department?

Shark Tank: Oh, they're common, all
right

Shark Tank: Oh, they're common, all
right 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
IT pilot fish joins this government project and finds all kinds of users buying all kinds of PCs -- and it's a maintenance nightmare.

Shark Tank: Quicker -- for a while

Shark Tank: Quicker -- for a while 04/21/2004 11:45 PM
It's the 1970s, and this university's big computer system has 15 washing-machine-size disk drives holding 3GB of files. And when they fill up, management gets an idea for saving space.

Shark Tank: Because the boss is always
right, that's why

Shark Tank: Because the boss is always
right, that's why 04/16/2004 11:37 PM
This pilot fish is setting up a new PC for the company president's secretary. And this time around, there's a change in procedure.

Shark Tank: A little too impressive

Shark Tank: A little too impressive 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
New company president sets up an IT task force to cut the large number of hard-copy reports printed every month -- and members of the group come up with a dramatic way of demonstrating the problem. ...

Shark Tank: Aw, what can it hurt?

Shark Tank: Aw, what can it hurt? 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
This networking pilot fish is in charge of installing a LAN for a project team located in the basement of a disused building -- and the users there are making the most of what they have.

Shark Tank: Sure it's fun -- until
someone puts an eye out

Shark Tank: Sure it's fun -- until
someone puts an eye out 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
This pilot fish is hard at work in the network control center for a big bank when the computer room infrastructure manager strolls in, carrying his newest toy: a magnet the size of a baseball.

Shark Tank: D'you think that might be
it?

Shark Tank: D'you think that might be
it? 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
It's been two years since this office supply company installed a new order fulfillment system in its warehouse -- and suddenly it's not working.

Shark Tank: Priorities

Shark Tank: Priorities 01/16/2004 11:01 AM
This desktop support pilot fish returns from a Saturday day trip with his wife to find his answering machine overflowing with increasingly desperate calls -- all from one user.

Shark Tank: Think Like a User

Shark Tank: Think Like a User 04/04/2005 01:37 PM
User has forgotten his ID to log into the network. No problem, says support pilot fish, it's just your name. But that still leaves the user puzzled.
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