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Critical Update for Windows Media Player
(All Versions) for Windows 2000, Windows
XP, and Windows Server 2003 (KB828026)


Critical Update for Windows Media Player
(All Versions) for Windows 2000, Windows
XP, and Windows Server 2003 (KB828026)
02/11/2004 01:19 AM
When a content owner creates an audio or video stream, they can add script commands (such as URL script commands and custom script commands) to be encoded in the stream. When the stream is played back, the script commands can trigger events in an embedded player program, or they can open your browser and then navigate to a Web page. This behavior is by design

Windows Media Player (All Versions) for
Windows 2000, Windows XP, and Windows
Server 2003 (KB832353)


Windows Media Player (All Versions) for
Windows 2000, Windows XP, and Windows
Server 2003 (KB832353)
04/22/2004 01:20 AM
After applying the Update for Windows Media Player Script Commands (KB828026), some URL script commands do not fire even though they would be expected to do so. In addition to the URL script command issues, this package addresses an issue with the installer that would cause 100% CPU utilization in certain scenarios.

Windows XP SP2 RC2 #2149 - UXTheme Patch


Windows XP SP2 RC2 #2149 - UXTheme Patch 06/18/2004 05:35 PM

Windows Media Player 6.4 for Windows 95,
Windows 98, and Windows NT 4.0


Windows Media Player 6.4 for Windows 95,
Windows 98, and Windows NT 4.0
05/18/2004 01:31 PM
Windows Media Player 6.4 delivers high-quality audio and video for users and organizations running Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT 4.0.

Registry Key Permissions for Windows
Update


Registry Key Permissions for Windows
Update
06/22/2004 05:05 PM

Free File: Windows Media Player Bonus
Pack for Windows XP


Free File: Windows Media Player Bonus
Pack for Windows XP
08/03/2004 09:54 PM
G4 Tech TV Aug 4 2004 2:15AM GMT

Windows 2000 Patch: Offered Driver May
Not Install Using Windows Update


Windows 2000 Patch: Offered Driver May
Not Install Using Windows Update
03/13/2003 10:24 AM

Windows XP Home Edition N, el Windows
sin Media Player


Windows XP Home Edition N, el Windows
sin Media Player
03/29/2005 04:32 AM

Microsoft Announces Windows Media
Connect Technology, Enabling Seamless
Media Transfer Between Windows XP-Based
PCs and Consumer Electronics Devices


Microsoft Announces Windows Media
Connect Technology, Enabling Seamless
Media Transfer Between Windows XP-Based
PCs and Consumer Electronics Devices
01/08/2004 07:36 PM
Today at the 2004 International Consumer Electronics Show (CES), Microsoft Corp. announced Windows® Media Connect, technology designed to enable hardware manufacturers to easily develop devices such as Digital Media Receivers (DMRs), which have rich functionality for playing digital media files stored on personal computers over home networks. A broad range of industry leaders have announced their support of this upcoming technology, including leading PC OEMs and consumer electronics device manufacturers including Arcadyan Technology Corp., Creative Labs, Dell Inc., Mediabolic Inc., PRISMIQ Inc., Rockford Corp., Roku, Simple Devices Inc. and Toshiba. Leading content service providers such as LAUNCH Music on Yahoo!, MusicNow (formerly FullAudio), and Napster also endorsed Windows Media Connect for its ability to extend the reach of their content and services to a new range of consumer devices. Available in 2004, Windows Media Connect technology will overcome two critical hurdles faced by networked media devices today: compatibility between proprietary devices and ease of access to content stored on the PC.

Windows Media Player for Windows XP
v10.0


Windows Media Player for Windows XP
v10.0
09/02/2004 09:06 PM
Windows Media Player offers consumers the first fully integrated digital media experience, including playback of CD-quality audio, streaming and downloadable audio and video, jukebox capabilities, Internet radio, and more. [Freeware 12.4 MB]

Update for Background Intelligent
Transfer Service (BITS) 2.0 and WinHTTP
5.1 (KB842773)


Update for Background Intelligent
Transfer Service (BITS) 2.0 and WinHTTP
5.1 (KB842773)
08/27/2004 01:58 PM

Toolkit to Temporarily Block Delivery of
Windows XP SP2 to a PC Through Automatic
Updates and Windows


Toolkit to Temporarily Block Delivery of
Windows XP SP2 to a PC Through Automatic
Updates and Windows
08/11/2004 01:18 AM
While recognizing the security benefits of Windows XP SP2, some organizations have requested the ability to temporarily disable delivery of this update via Automatic Updates (AU) and Windows Update (WU). These organizations have populations of PCs, upon which they have enabled AU. This is done to ensure that these PCs receive all critical security updates. Since SP2 will start to be delivered to PCs running Windows XP or Windows XP with SP1 via AU starting on August 16, these customers would like to temporarily block the delivery of SP2 in order to provide additional time for validation and testing of the update. In response to these requests, Microsoft is providing this set of tools. Please note that the mechanism to temporarily disable delivery of Windows XP SP2 will be available for a period of 120 days (4 months) from August 16. At the end of this period, Windows XP SP2 will be delivered to all Windows XP and Windows XP Service Pack 1 systems.

Microsoft delays 64-bit Windows, Windows
Server update


Microsoft delays 64-bit Windows, Windows
Server update
07/27/2004 05:51 PM
Microsoft Corp. has further delayed versions of Windows for PCs and servers equipped with x86 processors with 64-bit extensions. Analysts said the extra delay will slow the advent of 64-bit desktop computing and provide a head start for rival operating systems on servers.

Windows Media Player 10 Download


Windows Media Player 10 Download 04/27/2004 04:53 AM

NTSC-J, PAL, and SECAM TV Tuner Hotfix
for DirectX 9.0b on Windows 2000,
Windows XP, and Windows Server 2003
(KB825116)


NTSC-J, PAL, and SECAM TV Tuner Hotfix
for DirectX 9.0b on Windows 2000,
Windows XP, and Windows Server 2003
(KB825116)
11/04/2003 11:37 PM
DirectX 9.0b was released on 7/23/03 to address the MIDI security issue identified in bulletin MS03-030. A small number of non-security fixes were also included in the release. One of these fixes caused several TV Tuner capture card/driver combinations using video formats other than NTSC (NTSC-J, PAL, SECAM) to no longer initialize correctly on Windows 2000, Windows XP, and Windows Server 2003. Symptoms include loss of capture functionality and potential inability to set/retain device capture settings. This hotfix, documented further in Knowledge Base article 825116, has been issued to correct the flaw. 11-04-03 update: The English hotfix package has been modified to allow patching of all language installations supported by the affected Operating Systems.

Actual Windows Manager v. 2.6 Turns the
Classic Windows Formula Upside-Down and
Offers a Much Better Way of Working with
Windows


Actual Windows Manager v. 2.6 Turns the
Classic Windows Formula Upside-Down and
Offers a Much Better Way of Working with
Windows
05/31/2004 02:00 PM
Actual Tools announced today the release of version 2.6 of Actual Windows Manager, a revolutionary windows enhancement application for Windows 95/98/ME/NT/2000/XP. The program dramatically expands Windows functionality and introduces a new window control system, more native to human perception. Actual Tools team of software developers and cognitive analysts tried to bring to life the alternative desktop organization and control concept with the ultimate goal of creating a truly anthropocentric computer environment. [PRWEB May 26, 2004]

Patch pre-empts problem in Windows
update


Patch pre-empts problem in Windows
update
08/04/2004 11:51 AM
Flaw in upcoming Windows XP Service Pack 2 conflicts with Microsoft business program.

Windows Media Player 10 Technical Demo
Download


Windows Media Player 10 Technical Demo
Download
06/02/2004 01:38 PM

wmp10_ss.jpg imageCNet, among other places, is reporting that Microsoft is releasing a beta version of Windows Media Player 10 for public testing. Although leaked copies of the software have been available for the last week or so, the official release will allow everyone a chance to play with the new features, such as enhanced synchronization methods that keep some of the newer, more full-featured media players full of not only audio, but video and pictures, as well. And from this screenshot, it appears that Microsoft is adopting the Rip and Burn terminology that pretty much everyone else does. I've resisted upgrading even to 9, so far, and will probably refrain from 10, as well. I only use it to play movies, and I'm finding myself using Media Player Classic more and more.
Read [CNet]
Read - Official Download Page [Microsoft]


Where's That Windows Media Player
Update?


Where's That Windows Media Player
Update?
04/14/2005 07:51 PM
Microsoft's inability to ship a timely update for Windows Media Player 9 Series users triggers questions about the software giant's handling of a legitimate security threat.

Giving the SMS Admins Group Launch
Permissions to Windows Management
Service


Giving the SMS Admins Group Launch
Permissions to Windows Management
Service
08/31/2004 07:24 PM

Update for Windows Media Player 9 Series


Update for Windows Media Player 9 Series 05/01/2004 03:53 PM

Back up System State data in Windows XP
Using Windows Interface


Back up System State data in Windows XP
Using Windows Interface
07/22/2004 06:21 PM

Executable to Temporarily Block Delivery
of Windows XP SP2 to a PC Through
Automatic Updates and Windows Update


Executable to Temporarily Block Delivery
of Windows XP SP2 to a PC Through
Automatic Updates and Windows Update
08/11/2004 01:18 AM
This Microsoft signed executable creates the registry value and sets the associated value that temporarily blocks the delivery Windows XP SP2 to the system via Automatic Updates (AU) or Windows Update (WU). The key used is HKLM\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate. The executable creates the key value name ‘DoNotAllowXPSP2’ and sets its value to ‘1’ Please note that the executable has been tested only as a command-line tool and not in conjunction with other systems management tools or remote execution mechanisms.

Executable to Un-block Delivery of
Windows XP SP2 to a PC Through Automatic
Updates and Windows Update


Executable to Un-block Delivery of
Windows XP SP2 to a PC Through Automatic
Updates and Windows Update
08/11/2004 01:18 AM
This Microsoft signed executable removes the previously created registry value that temporarily blocked the delivery Windows XP SP2 to the system via Automatic Updates (AU) or Windows Update (WU). If the value does not exist on the system when it is run, no action is taken. Please note that the executable has been tested only as a command-line tool and not in conjunction with other systems management tools or remote execution mechanisms

Critical Update for Windows Media Player
(KB832353)


Critical Update for Windows Media Player
(KB832353)
01/17/2004 11:13 PM

Windows Media Player 9 Critical Update
KB832353


Windows Media Player 9 Critical Update
KB832353
01/17/2004 11:00 PM

Critical Update for Windows Media Player
(All Versions)


Critical Update for Windows Media Player
(All Versions)
02/10/2004 04:06 PM

Update for Windows Media Player 9 Series
(KB837272)


Update for Windows Media Player 9 Series
(KB837272)
05/15/2004 01:12 PM

Data Vision Thru-Glass Monitor Provides
Windows Through Windows


Data Vision Thru-Glass Monitor Provides
Windows Through Windows
07/06/2004 11:39 AM

Thru-Glass_3.jpg imageA company called Data Vision has developed a new 15-inch LCD touchscreen called 'Thru-Glass' for retail stores that works through windows. The touch part works through windows, I mean, not just the light; that wouldn't be that impressive. Beyond that, it's pretty much just a regular screen, but it could be an interesting way to show off some of your products and answer simple questions even after the lights have been dimmed for the evening. For the £2,000 purchase price Data Vision will even install it for you, which is nice of them.
Read - Thru-Glass touchscreen computer [BIOS]


Inside Update.exe - The Package
Installer for Windows and Windows
Components


Inside Update.exe - The Package
Installer for Windows and Windows
Components
06/28/2004 11:47 AM

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