As Slow As Possible

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Shark Tank: Let it slow, let it slow,
let it slow

Shark Tank: Let it slow, let it slow,
let it slow 12/25/2003 12:48 AM
It's the height of the holiday shopping season, and this pilot fish is hitting a big computer and electronics store to stuff his stockings. Then comes time for him to check out.

RAP is too slow?

RAP is too slow? 05/01/2004 11:51 AM
RAP is good!.

I got impatient and couldn't resist trying RAP (RDF API for PHP) with the pet data. I don't know PHP and am no expert on server admin, but it only took a couple of hours to get an installation running and a script together to load the Pet Profiles into a triplestore (ModelDB). Here are the pet statements, transferred live from the (in DB) instance docs.

Very pleasing indeed. [Raw]

Wow!  What a coincidence.  We were just talking about RAP and how slow it was the other day on our PeepAgg IRC channel.

Apparently when you want to parse 444 people sized FOAF files (which would be my Tribe FOAF) it'll take forever.  So the question is: "can we optimzie RAP or rewrite it in C - and somehow get that code into a php codebase (like Drupal?)

Slow air leak on ISS

Slow air leak on ISS 01/06/2004 04:24 AM
NASA is not calling it a crisis but if I was on the ISS with a air leak I think...

Can You Slow Spammers Down?

Can You Slow Spammers Down? 02/16/2004 10:53 PM
Yet another anti-spam company is making news for their slightly different take on how to stop spam. The company, TurnTide, is offering a router for ISPs that watches over email traffic, and if the traffic is consistent with that of spam, the system slows down the traffic to a crawl, making spamming less lucrative, in theory. This is, basically, a more commercial means of offering a greylisting solution. The company, which showed up with a new $1 million in funding today at DEMO 2004, claims they have no competitors - but that (as always) is untrue (and whoever invested in them needs to tell them that). My guess, though, is that it won't take spammers too long to figure out ways to get around this sort of blocking maneuver. At their own end, they'll simply find spam-sympathetic ISPs (as they do now) that would never use such a system. Then, they'll probably just hijack more machines and have them each send out limited amounts of email to trick the system into believing they're legitimate.

Wi-Fi Security Doesn't Have to Mean Slow

Wi-Fi Security Doesn't Have to Mean Slow 08/09/2004 06:14 AM
Wireless gear makers are finding ways to improve the speed and security of the networks.

Slow and steady…

Slow and steady… 12/31/2003 01:07 PM
Another key aspect is site compatibility, a department that still presents some serious issues for Safari still has some serious issues, especially when it comes to bill paying and bank management. Camino has nailed this, and after a few more months, Safari should see smoother sailing, as the last few straggling Web designers forcefully accept it as a valid avenue for browsing.

Slow growing

Slow growing 04/04/2005 06:46 AM
USA Today Apr 4 2005 10:48AM GMT

Slow Wi-fi Internet

Slow Wi-fi Internet 12/31/2004 09:02 AM
All About Symbian Dec 31 2004 1:28PM GMT

A possible fix for slow SSH connections

A possible fix for slow SSH connections 03/31/2005 11:48 AM
I noticed that while SSHing to some of my servers at work that connections where taking forever. The few severs I could actually connect to would take over two minutes to connect to before I would get a password prompt. Other...

Go slow on nano

Go slow on nano 07/30/2004 01:53 AM
USA Today Jul 30 2004 6:01AM GMT

"Slow Connection - 56k"

"Slow Connection - 56k" 06/25/2004 08:26 PM

Why So Slow, Sony?

Why So Slow, Sony? 04/08/2005 10:23 AM
Sony took two weeks to get around to its PSP sales figures. It didn't need to.

You know it's a slow news day when...

You know it's a slow news day when... 12/26/2002 07:01 PM
a major financial news outlet decides to write a story that does little more than summarize comments left on a Yahoo message board. What ever happened to the old phrase "if you don't have anything good to say, don't say...

Slow News Day

Slow News Day 01/17/2003 12:28 PM
For about a year now there has been a feeling of dark inevitability growing in my consciousness. I've tried to ignore it, but it rears its ugly head nearly everyday at the same time. I am of course talking about the rumors of The Simpsons getting closer and closer to being cancelled. Today, all of this stress has been relieved, at least for a couple more years. The Simpsons has been renewed until at least 2005. And you thought I was going to talk about war, right? There seems to be a dearth of web standards (or related topics) news as of late. Other than the quasi-anti-standards-movement (whatever that means) that was the talk of blogspace for a few days. I like Mark's new HTML 4 design more than his previous XHTML one. I'm off for class, enjoy your Friday.

Too Quiet? How about too slow?

Too Quiet? How about too slow? 03/17/2005 03:20 AM
Hydrogen Fuel Cell Motorbike Unveiled (BBC link, no reg. req.)
The Emissions Neutral Vehicle (ENV), has a top speed of 50mph (80km/h), a range of at least 100 miles (160km) and can run continuously for four hours before the fuel cell needs recharging.
What's more, the bike's "exhaust" is water vapor and is so clean that its drinkable.
Concerns are that the bike is too quiet and plans have been made to add a motor sound to the bike so as to not startle pedestrians. Though I must admit to kind of liking the idea of "stealth mode" motorcycling.
A sort of follow up to this post.

IBM goes slow on XP update

IBM goes slow on XP update 08/09/2004 12:54 PM
As Microsoft ships Service Pack 2 to manufacturing, IBM tells employees to not install the software pending more compatibility tests.

Slow News Day?

Slow News Day? 12/17/2004 06:27 PM

Apple broke Harmony. Anyone surprised? No.

Real promises fixes soon. Anyone surprised? No.

Anyone care? Probably not. :-)

Life is so Slow

Life is so Slow 06/05/2005 11:33 PM
Over the last few weeks I have been playing insane amounts of Gran Turismo 4 and loving it. I'm at around 70% completion of the...

Don’t Let Dust Slow You Down

Don’t Let Dust Slow You Down 06/05/2005 10:52 PM
Gain an advantage in PC gaming by keeping your computer dust-free. [PRWEB May 20, 2005]

IBM To Help UAE Slow Speeders

IBM To Help UAE Slow Speeders 04/16/2005 11:20 PM
Sci-Tech Today Apr 17 2005 2:28AM GMT

AO Zaibatsu too slow

AO Zaibatsu too slow 05/19/2004 03:14 AM

I just love doctored pictures of people I know.

One problem here - AO Zaibatsu is so slow that it's almost not worth using.

Al waysOn starts video blogs; First blog post on outsourcing..

Tony Perkins launches video blog over at AlwaysOn. I've been thinking about video blogs since Jeremy started playing with them months ago. is there a need for them? Is there a business in video blogs?

In AO's first video Tony talks about outsourcing ("a good thing"), Google's IPO and video blogs.

The total video time: 4:38.

Total value I got from it? Zero.

I'm not sold on video blogs. Writers and people who are interesting to watch on TV are two very different things 90% of the time.

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Fix Slow Console Enumeration

Fix Slow Console Enumeration 08/06/2004 01:19 PM

The slow road to Windows SP2

The slow road to Windows SP2 08/09/2004 03:06 PM
After a series of delays, Microsoft finally ships out its security-minded update to Windows XP. But for some in the business world, the response is "not so fast."

Warp2search running slow

Warp2search running slow 08/05/2004 10:50 AM

OS X Makes Slow Debut on PC

OS X Makes Slow Debut on PC 05/17/2004 04:49 AM
German students develop the first emulator for running Mac OS X on a Windows machine. It's incomplete, buggy and horribly slow, but PC geeks are rushing to try it out. By Leander Kahney.

Roadblocks could slow RFID

Roadblocks could slow RFID 02/19/2004 08:16 AM
Radio frequency identification promises to cut costs and streamline supply chains. But companies may need to rethink their software infrastructures in order to make RFID work as advertised.

Outsourcing: Slow and Steady

Outsourcing: Slow and Steady 07/29/2004 02:55 PM
Procter and Gamble's outsourcing deal with Hewlett-Packard has used a stable, no-frills approach to make the consumer-product giant's technology infrastructure more efficient.

Cement Flows Slow

Cement Flows Slow 05/24/2004 02:24 PM
Opportunity knocks for Fools who love rocks.

Slow Going for Linux in Iraq

Slow Going for Linux in Iraq 05/28/2004 04:51 AM
With more than 24 million people, most of whom can't afford to buy a copy of Microsoft Windows, Iraq seems like the ideal place for open-source software to take root. But a variety of challenges may keep that from happening. By Amit Asaravala.

Apple to slow down the pace on Mac OS X

Apple to slow down the pace on Mac OS X 05/19/2004 04:17 PM
Apple has decided to increase the gaps between major OS X updates. After Tiger (10.4) ships, there will be a longer interval before 10.5 comes out.

Apple to Slow Mac OS X Updates

Apple to Slow Mac OS X Updates 05/19/2004 03:00 PM

Picture messages slow to take off

Picture messages slow to take off 05/12/2004 02:52 AM
Only a handful of people in the UK are using their mobiles to send pictures, music of video clips, a study finds.

Enterprises Slow to Dump IE

Enterprises Slow to Dump IE 07/06/2004 09:49 PM
While corporate users may be worried about security holes, they often rely on internal applications and Web sites that only work within Microsoft's dominant Web browser.

E-government slow on the uptake

E-government slow on the uptake 05/07/2004 09:20 AM
inSourced May 7 2004 12:13PM GMT

Euro 3G Slow Until 2005

Euro 3G Slow Until 2005 04/29/2004 09:15 AM
Unstrung.com Apr 29 2004 12:39PM GMT

Motorola slow on phones

Motorola slow on phones 07/10/2004 07:07 PM
Crains ChicagoBusiness Jul 10 2004 10:02PM GMT

SCO case doesn't slow Linux take-up

SCO case doesn't slow Linux take-up 04/21/2004 11:25 AM
The Big Linux Debate Panel beating

Lucent in the Slow Lane

Lucent in the Slow Lane 07/21/2004 02:49 PM
Lucent's earnings quadrupled! Yeah, so what?

XP SP2 Can Slow Down Business Apps

XP SP2 Can Slow Down Business Apps 09/18/2004 01:19 AM

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