The Poor Man: Poker With Dick Cheney

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"Poker with Dick Cheney"

"Poker with Dick Cheney" 06/25/2004 08:26 PM

"Vice President Dick Cheney Rushed To
The Aid Of Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld -- Under Fire Over Iraqi Prison
Abuses -- By Saying People Should "Get
Off His Case" And Let Rumsfeld Do His
Job (Tell 'Em Dick)"

"Vice President Dick Cheney Rushed To
The Aid Of Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld -- Under Fire Over Iraqi Prison
Abuses -- By Saying People Should "Get
Off His Case" And Let Rumsfeld Do His
Job (Tell 'Em Dick)" 05/10/2004 02:59 PM

oh, and dick cheney, too.

oh, and dick cheney, too. 07/14/2004 10:40 PM
this land is your land, this land is my land... well done, relatively non-partisan political parody from the fine folks at jibjab (with apologies to woody guthre). [note : flash]

"Dick Cheney"

"Dick Cheney" 09/08/2004 04:23 PM

Hating Dick Cheney

Hating Dick Cheney 08/14/2004 02:29 AM
Hating Dick Cheney - Our vice president is so widely hated as being an evil puppeteer, but this seems to be far from the truth. He's really "a frazzled, heart attack survivor who's barely hanging on—to life, his job, his position, his sense of self-esteem."

The world according to Dick Cheney

The world according to Dick Cheney 07/02/2004 01:26 PM

"Dick "fuck you" Cheney"

"Dick "fuck you" Cheney" 06/25/2004 03:22 PM

Through the eyes of Dick Cheney

Through the eyes of Dick Cheney 05/20/2004 12:58 PM

Dick Cheney is a Robot!

Dick Cheney is a Robot! 06/20/2004 07:17 PM
According to the Weekly World News, an unnamed CIA source has revealed that Dick Cheney is a robot. Unfortunately, says the source, the designers were "unable to give it emotions and compassion". The robot can move and speak almost as well as a human and its electronic brain has 24/7 wireless Internet access. A leaked photo shows Cheney with a portion of his chest folded back, revealing wiring and circuit boards. While the source reported that Cheney-bot is unable to learn from experience, he also commented that "the damn thing is smart, I'll give it that much." Cheney's frequent hospital visits are actually a cover for maintenance on his circuits. A scan of the original article can be found at Indymedia.org.

Dick Cheney is a robot

Dick Cheney is a robot 06/21/2004 11:40 PM
“According to the Weekly World News, an unnamed CIA source has revealed that Dick Cheney is a robot. Unfortunately, says the source, the designers were “unable to give it emotions and compassion”. The robot can move and speak almost as well as a human and its electronic brain has 24/7 wireless Internet access. A leaked photo shows Cheney with a portion of his chest folded back, revealing wiring and circuit boards. While the source reported that Cheney-bot is unable to learn from experience, he also commented that ‘the damn thing is smart, I’ll give it that much.’”

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The Curse of Dick Cheney

The Curse of Dick Cheney 09/06/2004 02:38 PM
Cheney disclosed. Rolling Stone's profile of our ambitious vice-president and the team he assembled to keep himself in power: "'They were like cancer cells,' says retired Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski, who worked on the Defense Department's Near East and South Asia desk during the buildup to the Iraq war. 'They didn't care about the truth. They had an agenda. I'd never seen anything like it. They deformed everything.'" [Did you know that "dancing revolution" blogeur John Barlow was a former Cheney campaign worker? I sure didn't.]

The softer side of Dick Cheney

The softer side of Dick Cheney 03/23/2005 01:31 PM
The vice president used to attack John Kerry for suggesting that the war on terror required more than military might. Is Cheney coming around?

"He's also the only one who didn't
appoint Dick Cheney to an office."

"He's also the only one who didn't
appoint Dick Cheney to an office." 09/07/2004 10:12 AM

Will the French Indict Dick Cheney?
12/30

Will the French Indict Dick Cheney?
12/30 01/03/2004 05:55 AM
Read article .. Click

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Dick Cheney prefers Fox News

Dick Cheney prefers Fox News 04/30/2004 04:27 PM
praises

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Lynne, Dick Cheney Differ on Gay
Marriage (AP)

Lynne, Dick Cheney Differ on Gay
Marriage (AP) 07/11/2004 04:17 PM
AP - Lynne Cheney, the vice president's wife and mother of a lesbian, said Sunday that states should have the final say over the legal status of personal relationships.

Humane Society Rips Dick Cheney

Humane Society Rips Dick Cheney 12/10/2003 09:08 PM
Th e Humane Society of the United States rips Dick Cheney on "can ned hunting": "This wasn't a hunting ground. It was an open-air abattoir, and the vice president should be ashamed to have patronized this operation and then slaughtered so many animals," states Wayne Pacelle, a senior vice president of The Humane Society of the United States. "If the Vice President and his friends wanted to sharpen their shooting skills, they could have shot skeet or clay, not resorted to the slaughter of more than 400 creatures planted right in front of them as animated targets." According to another news source, "five-hundred pheasants were released in front of Cheney and his men; and the ten-man hunting party killed 417 of the birds. Vice President Cheney alone shot over 70 pheasants. The birds were then plucked and vacuum-packed in time for Cheney's afternoon flight back to Washington, DC."

LA Weekly: News: Fuck Yourself, Dick
Cheney

LA Weekly: News: Fuck Yourself, Dick
Cheney 07/04/2004 08:08 PM

Rolling Stone: The Curse of Dick Cheney

Rolling Stone: The Curse of Dick Cheney 09/08/2004 10:46 AM
Mark Frauenfelder: "D" sez: This profile of Cheney is frightening. The only hope it offers is that every President to have Cheney involved in its adminitration has failed to be re-elected.

I knew the guy was bad, but if all the allegations in this article are true, he's singlehandedly hamstrung all the offices of the military and intelligence in the US:

Over at Defense, competent intelligence professionals were purged in order to ease the way to war. Douglas Feith, brought in under Rumsfeld to serve as undersecretary of defense for policy, applied an ideological test to his staff: He didn't want competence; he wanted fervor. Col. Pat Lang, a Middle East expert who served under five presidents, Republican and Democratic, in key posts in military intelligence, recalls being considered for a job at the Pentagon. During the job interview, Feith scanned Lang's impressive resume. "I see you speak Arabic," Feith said. When Lang nodded, Feith said, "Too bad," and dismissed him.

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Dick Cheney shoots 70 pen-raised birds

Dick Cheney shoots 70 pen-raised birds 12/10/2003 03:02 PM
Poor Dick Cheney. Those defered-salary payments he receives from Halliburton Oil (which has been importing oil into Iraq -- at taxpayer expense -- at twice the rate other companies have been trucking it in from Kuwait) must not be enough to pay for groceries. He has to go out and shoot his food. Read about his exciting bird hunting trip, where he shot 70 "pen-raised animals that cannot escape." He sure must be hungry. Li nk

Dick Cheney "Fuck Yourself" t-shirts,
trucker hats

Dick Cheney "Fuck Yourself" t-shirts,
trucker hats 07/03/2004 04:42 PM
It was inevitable. Get 'em while they last. Link (thanks, SBDC)

Dick Cheney went on a hunting trip this
past week with his old pal Fat Tony

Dick Cheney went on a hunting trip this
past week with his old pal Fat Tony 01/18/2004 05:59 AM
LALA goes sniffing for an EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL REPUBLICAN conflict of interest .. Click. (LAT Reg) .. LA Times

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"Vice President Dick Cheney has been
dropping F-bombs on Democratic Senators"

"Vice President Dick Cheney has been
dropping F-bombs on Democratic Senators" 06/25/2004 08:26 PM

Reason: Hating Dick Cheney: The new
national pastime is as puzzling and
unsatisfying as watching baseball

Reason: Hating Dick Cheney: The new
national pastime is as puzzling and
unsatisfying as watching baseball 08/15/2004 02:33 AM
power broker or handmaiden? .. snivelling "yes man" .. Hating Dick Cheney

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Dick Cheney Kills Birds Dead / The manly
veep has himself a lazy, "canned"
pheasant slaughter, and we are so
impressed

Dick Cheney Kills Birds Dead / The manly
veep has himself a lazy, "canned"
pheasant slaughter, and we are so
impressed 01/24/2004 06:07 PM
Mark Morford: Dick Cheney Kills Birds Dead; The manly veep has himself a lazy, "canned" pheasant slaughter, and we are so impressed 1/24 .. details .. More

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Empire Poker is Giving Away 50 Free
Seats to World Series of Poker through
Their Online Poker Room Promotions

Empire Poker is Giving Away 50 Free
Seats to World Series of Poker through
Their Online Poker Room Promotions 03/14/2005 05:55 PM
The online poker promotions department at Empire Poker is proud to announce their newest poker bonus. They are giving away 50 free seats into the World Series of Poker main event ($10,000 buy in) that will be held in Las Vegas Poker rooms [PRWEB Mar 11, 2005]

Online Poker Site Absolute Poker Agrees
to Promote World Poker Tour (WPT) Event

Online Poker Site Absolute Poker Agrees
to Promote World Poker Tour (WPT) Event 02/05/2005 09:49 PM
Absolute Poker signs agreement to promote the Third Annual Five-Star World Poker Classic allowing Absolute Poker to offer daily satellite tournaments where players have the opportunity to win buy-in and travel and accommodation to the prestigious event. [PRWEB Feb 4, 2005]

Best Online Poker Websites: ESPN World
Series Of Poker Finds Best Online Poker
Websites Are The Training Ground For
2003 Poker World Champion Chris
Moneymaker And Other Top WPT And WSOP
Gaming Stars.

Best Online Poker Websites: ESPN World
Series Of Poker Finds Best Online Poker
Websites Are The Training Ground For
2003 Poker World Champion Chris
Moneymaker And Other Top WPT And WSOP
Gaming Stars. 07/21/2004 02:30 AM
The best online poker websites have become the best training grounds for the world's top poker players and future poker stars. 2003 World Series Of Poker Champion Chris Moneymaker shocked the Las Vegas establishment and world with his domination of the 2003 ESPN WSOP Championships at Binion's Horseshoe Casino. Yet his Cinderella story was anything but a rags to riches tale. Chris Moneymaker honed his skills and paid his dues like so many other modern day players that participate daily in the best online poker tournaments, satellite competitions and world wide poker websites. http://www.MonteCarloGrandResort.com [PRWEB Jul 21, 2004]

New UK Website Poker Gateway Launched to
Offer Independent Advise on Where to
Play Poker, the Best Deals Online, and
Advise for Beginners to Improve Their
Poker

New UK Website Poker Gateway Launched to
Offer Independent Advise on Where to
Play Poker, the Best Deals Online, and
Advise for Beginners to Improve Their
Poker 04/07/2005 03:17 AM
New UK website Poker Gateway launched to offer independent advise on where to play poker, the best deals online, and provides help to beginners to improve their poker. Tired of the same old poker room, or a newbie to Poker. Either way Poker Gateway aims to help you find the right poker room for you. [PRWEB Apr 7, 2005]

Shame on you, Dick Cheney, Shame on you.

Shame on you, Dick Cheney, Shame on you. 01/12/2004 12:47 AM

I can't believe Cheney changed his stance on gay marriage, and so completely at that.

What kind of father goes out on a national stage and says he doesn't believe his own daughter deserves the same rights in her life that he enjoys with his own marriage?

It's not like Dick and Mary have a bad relationship, all his quotes from 2000 supported her and kept her out of the limelight, while she put off grad school to work on his campaign and consulted on gay issues for the 2000 election. They reportedly accept Mary's longtime partner, Heather Poe, into their home and call her part of the family.

The vice president and his wife have fought for family values without completely alienating their daughter until now. I know sometimes career takes precidence over family and that Bush and Cheney have shown on more than one occasion that they can be hypocritical, but Cheney just proved he's worse than all that. He's a shitty father for not defending his daughter.

Guaranteed $1 Million No-Limit Hold'em
Poker Event to be Held by Party Poker

Guaranteed $1 Million No-Limit Hold'em
Poker Event to be Held by Party Poker 03/29/2005 04:19 AM
On April 23rd starting at 4:30PM EST, Party Poker will be holding one of the biggest no-limit hold'em tournaments on the internet. Users can gain entry for as little as $8 while the winner is expected to take home $200,000+. [PRWEB Mar 29, 2005]

Online Poker Tells Identified in Victor
Chandler Poker Survey

Online Poker Tells Identified in Victor
Chandler Poker Survey 07/12/2004 03:51 AM
'Poker tells' are subconscious clues that players give out about the strength of their hands. But do such clues exist in the rapidly growing world of online poker where the only contact between players is via a computer screen? [PRWEB Jul 12, 2004]

Absolute Poker Sees Record Growth,
Becomes World’s Fifth Largest Online
Poker Destination

Absolute Poker Sees Record Growth,
Becomes World’s Fifth Largest Online
Poker Destination 03/14/2005 04:40 PM
Absolute Poker experiences unprecedented growth -- becoming the Web’s fifth largest online poker room. Fueled by the growing popularity of poker around the world, Absolute Poker now hosts more online tournaments than any other online poker room. [PRWEB Mar 14, 2005]

Party Poker Announces Guaranteed $1
Million No-Limit Hold'em Poker Event in
April

Party Poker Announces Guaranteed $1
Million No-Limit Hold'em Poker Event in
April 03/26/2005 04:15 PM
On April 23rd starting at 4:30PM EST, Party Poker will be holding one of the biggest no-limit hold'em tournaments on the internet. Users can gain entry for as little as $8 while the winner is expected to take home $200,000+. [PRWEB Mar 26, 2005]

Pacific Poker Room Promotions Announces
March Madness $1,000,000 Texas Holdem
Poker Tournament

Pacific Poker Room Promotions Announces
March Madness $1,000,000 Texas Holdem
Poker Tournament 03/23/2005 04:26 AM
Pacific Poker will host a no limit texas holdem poker tournament with a guaranteed prize pool of a whopping $1,000,000. During the month of March Pacific Poker is also proud to announce they are offering a 50% match bonus on your first poker deposit, max bonus of $100. [PRWEB Mar 23, 2005]

World Series of Poker Qualifiers at The
Gaming Club Online Poker Room Plus an
Unbeatable $300 Bonus

World Series of Poker Qualifiers at The
Gaming Club Online Poker Room Plus an
Unbeatable $300 Bonus 03/22/2005 04:47 PM
The Gaming Club Poker Room is hosting qualifying tournaments for the 2005 World Series of Poker Main Event that will be held in Las Vegas in June. In addition, new players can also take advantage of a $300 bonus [PRWEB Mar 21, 2005]

World Series of Online Poker $189K
Winner 'iamlucky' Confirms Influence of
Poker Coaching

World Series of Online Poker $189K
Winner 'iamlucky' Confirms Influence of
Poker Coaching 08/27/2004 01:26 PM
PokerCoaching.com announces availability of the first-ever professional coaching service, for aspiring poker champions worldwide. [PRWEB Aug 26, 2004]

Winning Online Poker Strategy by Danish
Poker Star

Winning Online Poker Strategy by Danish
Poker Star 03/14/2005 05:55 PM
Poker star reveals his winning poker strategy for beating your foe’s in online poker rooms. The undisputed champ of online poker is ready for his first world series of poker. [PRWEB Mar 7, 2005]

Poker Academy’s “Texas Hold ’Em Poker
Software” Selected as Part of Student
Materials for WPT Boot Camps

Poker Academy’s “Texas Hold ’Em Poker
Software” Selected as Part of Student
Materials for WPT Boot Camps 04/11/2005 02:13 AM
Poker Academy, a leading poker software developer, today announced that the WPT Boot Camp has chosen Poker Academy’s Texas Hold ’Em software as part of its course materials for the two-day, hands-on seminar series held at hotels and casinos across the country. [PRWEB Apr 11, 2005]
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