The New Jersey Porn Connection

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Unsecured WiFi connection allows man to
download child porn!

Unsecured WiFi connection allows man to
download child porn! 12/02/2003 12:45 AM
I am absolutely disgusted, people that buy WiFi equipment should be required to prove that they know how to secure...

HotFix Watch: You are not prompted to
reset the server connection account
during a site reset after you manually
change the server connection account

HotFix Watch: You are not prompted to
reset the server connection account
during a site reset after you manually
change the server connection account 04/25/2004 12:41 PM

where skin porn and food porn collide

where skin porn and food porn collide 03/23/2005 10:09 AM

It's fun to use google and see what it returns when searching for 'sticky buns' as, well, the imagination is a poor substitute for reality. When food and skin porn collide it gets fairly ugly pretty quickly. Sticky buns are likely the source of inspiration for the Finnish bostonkakku which are served like a pie rather than the individual buns. One of the guys at work quipped that it is served this way because you can feed 20 instead of 8 people.

I figured that since I was making dallaspulla that I'd make the inspiration for texaspulla and bostonkakku so that my test subjects would know just what they had been missing all these years. :) The dough is a snap to make even without a mixer and is much easier to work with than the pulla dough. The only drawback is the time spent waiting for the dough to rise. With a four-day weekend approaching where absolutely nothing will be open and we'll likely have crappy weather given that it's a holiday, what could be better than making a pan of sticky buns and eating them instead of chocolate eggs? These are, by far, the best cinnamon rolls I've ever made and my test subjects consumed them in a shark chum feeding frenzy. Two guys even asked me for the recipe.

Sticky Buns, a.k.a. caramel rolls or cinnamon rolls

Makes: 12 sticky buns
Time: ~30 minutes prep, 3 hours for dough rising
Source: Cook's Illustrated

This recipe has four components: the dough that is shaped into buns, the filling that creates the swirl in the shaped buns, the caramel glaze that bakes in the bottom of the baking dish along with the buns, and the pecan topping that garnishes the buns once baked. Although the ingredient list may look long, note that many ingredients are repeated. Leftover sticky buns can be wrapped in foil or plastic wrap and refrigerated for up to 3 days, but they should be warmed through before serving. They reheat quickly in a microwave oven (for 2 buns, about 2 minutes at 50 percent power works well); they can also be put into a 325F/175C-degree oven for about 8 minutes.

Dough

• 3 large eggs at room temperature
• 3/4 cup buttermilk (2 dl piima) at room temperature
• 1/4 cup (.5 dl) granulated sugar 
• 1 1/4 teaspoons table salt 
• 2 1/4 teaspoons instant yeast  (1 packet sunnuntai dry yeast)
• 4 1/4 cups (10,5 dl) unbleached all-purpose flour, plus additional for dusting work surface
• 6 tablespoons (85g) unsalted butter, melted and cooled until warm

1. In bowl of standing mixer, whisk eggs; add buttermilk and whisk to combine.
2. Whisk in sugar, salt, and yeast.
3. Add about 2 cups (5 dl) flour and butter; stir with wooden spoon or rubber spatula until evenly moistened and combined.
4. Add all but about 1/4 cup (1/2 dl) remaining flour and knead with dough hook at low speed 5 minutes.
5. Check consistency of dough (dough should feel soft and moist but should not be wet and sticky; add more flour, if necessary); knead at low speed 5 minutes longer (dough should clear sides of bowl but stick to bottom).
6. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface; knead by hand about 1 minute to ensure that dough is uniform (dough should not stick to work surface during hand kneading; if it does stick, knead in additional flour 1 tablespoon at a time).
7. Lightly spray large bowl or plastic container with nonstick cooking spray. Transfer dough to bowl, spray dough lightly with cooking spray, then cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap.
8. Set in warm, draftfree spot until doubled in volume, 2 to 2 1/2 hours.

Caramel Glaze

• 6 tablespoons or 85g unsalted butter 
• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 3 tablespoons corn syrup, light or dark
• 2 tablespoons heavy cream 
• 1 pinch table salt 

1. Meanwhile, combine all ingredients for glaze in small saucepan.
2. Cook over medium heat, whisking occasionally, until butter is melted and mixture is thoroughly combined.
3. Pour mixture into nonstick metal 13- by 9-inch (33cm x 23cm) baking dish.
4. Using rubber spatula, spread mixture to cover surface of baking dish.
5. Set baking dish aside.

Cinnamon-Sugar Filling

• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 
• 1 pinch table salt 
• 1 tablespoon or 15g unsalted butter, melted
• Raisins (optional)

1. Combine brown sugar, cinnamon, cloves, and salt in small bowl.
2. Mix with a fork until thoroughly combined, using fingers to break up sugar lumps.
3. Set aside.

To assemble and bake buns:

1. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface.
2. Gently shape dough into rough rectangle with long side nearest you.
3. Lightly flour dough and roll to 16-inch x 12-inch (40cm x 30cm) rectangle.
4. Brush dough with 1 tablespoon melted butter, leaving 1/2-inch border along top edge; with butter remaining on brush, brush sides of baking dish.
5. Sprinkle filling mixture over dough, leaving 3/4-inch border along top edge; smooth filling in even layer with your hand, then gently press mixture into dough to adhere. Add rasins if you desire.
6. Beginning with long edge nearest you, roll dough into taut cylinder.
7. Firmly pinch seam to seal and roll cylinder seam-side down.
8. Very gently stretch to cylinder of even diameter and 18-inch (45 cm) length; push ends in to create even thickness.
9. Using a serrated knife and gentle sawing motion, slice cylinder in half, then slice each half in half again to create evenly sized quarters.
10. Slice each quarter evenly into thirds, yielding 12 ~1.5 inch (3,75 cm) buns (end pieces may be slightly smaller).
11. Arrange buns cut-side down in prepared baking dish.
12. Cover tightly with plastic wrap and set in warm, draft-free spot until puffy and pressed against one another, about 1 hour.
13. Meanwhile, adjust oven rack to lowest position, place pizza stone (if using) on rack, and heat oven to 350F/175C degrees.
14. Place baking pan on pizza stone; bake until golden brown and center of dough registers about 180F/82C degrees on instant-read thermometer, 25 to 30 minutes.
15. Cool on wire rack 10 minutes; invert onto rimmed baking sheet, large rectangular platter, or cutting board.
16. With rubber spatula, scrape any glaze remaining in baking pan onto buns; let cool while making pecan topping.

Pecan Topping

• 3 tablespoons or 50g unsalted butter 
• 1/4 cup (.5 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 3 tablespoons corn syrup, light or dark
• 1 pinch table salt 
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract  or vanilla sugar
• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) pecans or walnuts, toasted in a skillet over medium heat until fragrant and browned, about 5 minutes, then cooled and coarsely chopped

1. Combine butter, brown sugar, corn syrup, and salt in small saucepan and bring to simmer over medium heat, whisking occasionally to thoroughly combine.
2. Off heat, stir in vanilla and pecans until pecans are evenly coated.
3. Using soup spoon, pour heaping tablespoon of nuts and topping over center of each sticky bun.
4. Continue to cool until sticky buns are warm, 15 to 20 minutes.
5. Pull apart or use knife to cut apart sticky buns; serve.

Another New Jersey Favorite

Another New Jersey Favorite 06/15/2004 07:55 PM
The Platon T. Berkey Memorial Bridge My grandfather was burried at the Brigadier General William C. Doyle Veterans Memorial Cemetery...

New Jersey knockout?

New Jersey knockout? 07/25/2004 02:32 PM

Jersey Girl

Jersey Girl 12/26/2004 07:03 PM

Like Gigli, Jersey Girl suffered unfairly at the box office because of the whole Bennifer thing. I liked a couple of Kevin Smith's previous films but the poor acting always bothered the heck out of me (I think he and George Lucas have a similar tendency to treat actors as props (but in different ways)), but the acting in Jersey Girl was surprisingly good. And the kid in the movie was great. Like most movie children, she was a bit precocious and interacted with the rest of the characters as if she were an adult, but it worked because she was essentially standing in for her mother in the eyes of Affleck's character. Affleck has his moments as well...he can be a surprisingly good actor when he wants to be.

(Rating: 84/100)

Jersey Junk Bill

Jersey Junk Bill 09/20/2004 04:46 PM
Debate on a New Jersey bill provides a glimpse of a battle likely to be fought in many capitals and boardrooms.

Where do tigers come from, India or New
Jersey?

Where do tigers come from, India or New
Jersey? 11/15/2003 02:21 PM
Two thirds of all the worlds Bengal tigers are thought to live in backyards and basements in the US. BBC...

So, Prehistory Looked Like New Jersey?

So, Prehistory Looked Like New Jersey? 02/05/2005 09:29 PM
A new dinosaur exhibit at the American Museum of Natural History includes a recreated landscape based on the modern-day New York City metropolitan area.

Austin to New Jersey with Wireless

Austin to New Jersey with Wireless 05/03/2004 08:42 PM
New York Times staffer John Schwartz drives his daughter from Austin to New Jersey in search of colleges and Wi-Fi: Schwartz is a keen observer of the Wi-Fi scene, and he writes of his fairly easy process of finding Wi-Fi hotspots along his long route. He includes a bit of found poetry from the Flying J, one of the many thousands of truck stops that are or will become hotspots over the next year: God Bless America / Position Open / Wireless Available. Schwartz started in Austin, and he also filed this article about the work being carried out by Richard MacKinnon, Jon Lebkowsky, and a cast of dozens involved in Austin Wireless City to spread free Wi-Fi across the town....

Favorite Things in New Jersey

Favorite Things in New Jersey 06/13/2004 01:25 PM
When I win the big lotto jackpot I plan to buy every house on this street. FYI, my namesake...

Packers Fan Wears Jersey for 408 Days
(AP)

Packers Fan Wears Jersey for 408 Days
(AP) 02/07/2005 01:28 AM
AP - David Witthoft is making very good use of his Christmas present.

New Jersey MUG to hear AppleScript
presentation

New Jersey MUG to hear AppleScript
presentation 04/27/2004 01:06 PM
Benjamin Waldie of Automated Workflows will be speaking to the Macintosh Users Group of Southern New Jersey at Gloucester County College in Deptford Township, New Jersey, on April 28, according to MacScripter.net...

In New Jersey, Shia Finds Its Voice

In New Jersey, Shia Finds Its Voice 04/10/2004 08:57 AM
A suburban teenager wins acclaim for his holy recitations.

New Jersey man investigated in terror
probe

New Jersey man investigated in terror
probe 08/10/2004 09:04 AM

CNN.com - New Jersey governor quits,
comes out as gay - Aug 12, 2004

CNN.com - New Jersey governor quits,
comes out as gay - Aug 12, 2004 08/13/2004 09:20 AM
Gov. McGreevey came out today .. why

cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/12/mcgreevey.nj/index.html
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Two Small Planes Collide in New Jersey
(AP)

Two Small Planes Collide in New Jersey
(AP) 08/07/2004 10:19 AM
AP - Two small planes collided Saturday morning in New Jersey, killing at least one person and sending one aircraft plunging into the back yard of a home.

"New Jersey Dems Back Dean"

"New Jersey Dems Back Dean" 02/07/2005 02:03 AM

New Jersey Governor James E. McGreevey

New Jersey Governor James E. McGreevey 06/11/2004 05:02 AM

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Miramax Films - Jersey Girl

Miramax Films - Jersey Girl 01/18/2004 05:59 AM
Jersey Girl Trailer [ QuickTime ]

apple.com/trailers/miramax/jersey_girl
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Corzine Indicates He Will Not Seek
Governorship of New Jersey

Corzine Indicates He Will Not Seek
Governorship of New Jersey 08/18/2004 08:56 PM
Senator Jon S. Corzine said that Gov. James E. McGreevey had told him he was determined to hold office until Nov. 15, removing the possibility of a special election.

US rules all porn is child porn

US rules all porn is child porn 06/24/2005 04:04 PM
Prove otherwise

Springstreen tickets on eBay may run
afoul of Jersey law

Springstreen tickets on eBay may run
afoul of Jersey law 12/19/2004 03:41 PM
A benefit concert by the Boss is bringing out big bids on eBay. But some people offering tickets at several times their face value for an intimate performance Sunday by Bruce Springsteen may be running afoul of anti-scalping laws. The face value of the tickets is $100 each.

Riot police disperse Jersey crowd

Riot police disperse Jersey crowd 06/25/2004 02:07 AM
Police in riot gear use CS gas to disperse crowds in Jersey after England's Euro 2004 defeat to Portugal.

Fundraiser for Governor of New Jersey
Charged With Blackmail

Fundraiser for Governor of New Jersey
Charged With Blackmail 07/13/2004 05:09 PM
Charles Kushner was charged with hiring prostitutes to blackmail witnesses in a federal inquiry of campaign contributions.

Seeking a Kinder, Gentler New Jersey
(Reuters)

Seeking a Kinder, Gentler New Jersey
(Reuters) 03/17/2005 03:16 AM
Reuters - Lighten up New Jersey.

Rodriguez Slips Into a Yankees'
Pinstripes Jersey

Rodriguez Slips Into a Yankees'
Pinstripes Jersey 02/17/2004 06:37 PM
The New York Yankees introduced Alex Rodriguez, their newest highly paid All-Star, a day after the trade was approved.

New Jersey legalizes stem cell research

New Jersey legalizes stem cell research 01/27/2004 10:57 PM
New Jersey has become the second state, after California, to legalize stem cell research: What the law does do, according to Jersey City Assemblywoman Joan Quigley, is allow researchers - private or public - to conduct experiments on stem cells derived from human embryos and to replicate these for continuing research. Under the law, people undergoing fertility treatments can donate unwanted embryos for scientific research. The law also requires doctors to offer the option to potential parents under fertility treatments.

New Jersey and D.C. are telling drivers
to hang up (USATODAY.com)

New Jersey and D.C. are telling drivers
to hang up (USATODAY.com) 06/29/2004 06:02 AM
USATODAY.com - New Jersey, starting Thursday, becomes the second state in the nation after New York to ban the use of handheld cell phones while driving.

New Jersey Governor Resigns, Disclosing
a Gay Affair

New Jersey Governor Resigns, Disclosing
a Gay Affair 08/13/2004 01:49 AM
Gov. James E. McGreevey, who did not give details about the affair, said the resignation would take effect on Nov. 15.

Fans Shunning Kobe Bryant's Jersey (AP)

Fans Shunning Kobe Bryant's Jersey (AP) 01/06/2005 07:38 PM
AP - Kobe Bryant is no longer a fashion icon. For the last month, Bryant's No. 8 Lakers jersey — previously one of the best sellers in the world — has fallen out of the top 50, according to point-of-sale data tabulated by a Florida market research firm.

Bruce Springsteen Celebrated in New
Jersey Exhibit (Reuters)

Bruce Springsteen Celebrated in New
Jersey Exhibit (Reuters) 06/18/2004 11:26 AM
Reuters - Rock icon Bruce Springsteen has used cars and the open road as metaphors for both the American dream and the American nightmare throughout his career.

Armstrong Takes Back Yellow Jersey in
Tour

Armstrong Takes Back Yellow Jersey in
Tour 07/20/2004 12:40 PM

New Jersey Governor Quits Over
Homosexual Affair (Reuters)

New Jersey Governor Quits Over
Homosexual Affair (Reuters) 08/12/2004 11:53 PM
Reuters - New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey admitted on Thursday to having had a homosexual affair and said he was resigning to avoid rumors and "threats of disclosure."

New Jersey Bounce Helps Lead Region's
Recovery

New Jersey Bounce Helps Lead Region's
Recovery 06/14/2004 11:46 AM
The economic powerhouse leading the region out of the doldrums of recession, adding jobs at a rapid clip and winnowing its jobless rate, turns out to be New Jersey.

"sure, it's in north jersey (like
newark)... can someone say that i am
happy that i moved back home?"

"sure, it's in north jersey (like
newark)... can someone say that i am
happy that i moved back home?" 08/01/2004 09:43 PM

New Jersey man purchases Internet rights
to name of runner-up on Canadian Idol

New Jersey man purchases Internet rights
to name of runner-up on Canadian Idol 09/23/2004 04:41 AM
Financial Post Sep 23 2004 9:14AM GMT

New Jersey Adds Absolutely Useless
Internet Component To Lottery

New Jersey Adds Absolutely Useless
Internet Component To Lottery 12/23/2003 02:44 AM
You may remember the New Jersey Lottery website because of their slightly disturbing practice of requiri ng your mother's maiden name to sign up for a "VIP membership" online. Now, however, they've gone a bit further in misunderstanding the point of the internet. Apparently, after reading all the stories about how online gambling is the big thing these days, someone at the NJ Lottery decided it was time to add an "online component" to their offerings. Of course, whoever decided to do so didn't seem to spend much time figuring out what that internet component should be. If you buy a certain instant lottery ticket in New Jersey, you get a "second chance to win!" by going online and playing a silly game that isn't a game at all, because the results are predetermined. Even better: you don't have to go online at all. You can just ask the guy who sold you the ticket to scan it and see if you're a winner. Also, you can't buy the tickets online, or claim your winnings online - you have to go back to the store for that. In other words, the online component is completely meaningless. It's just there so you can go online and watch a little game blip across your screen. Of course, for the privilege of nothing in particular, the tickets cost $4, which seems a bit steep.

Vanguard sells nine bomb disposal robots
to New Jersey police

Vanguard sells nine bomb disposal robots
to New Jersey police 05/03/2004 11:02 AM
National Post May 3 2004 3:29PM GMT
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