I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass

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I F***ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A**

I F***ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A** 06/22/2004 03:28 PM
Hollywood is full of odd, smiling creatures, and Dessarae Bradford is one of them. I met her at the Erotic LA convention this weekend -- I was wandering around in a daze shooting photos, escorted by the editor of Fleshbot. The self-published book I FU*KED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S is Ms. Bradford's purportedly autobiographical account of a colorful sexual encounter with the famed actor. She wouldn't talk details -- I think she wanted me to buy the book -- but the story includes strap-ons at least one dog. The number and position of asterisks in the title change from time to time, and evidently there's a fair amount of position-changing within the story itself. Snip from the book's promo site:

"In Sept. 2002, I fu**ed Alec Baldwin in his a** in a hot, sweaty, nasty sex romp. Read the story that will change lives. Be the first one on your block to have the nitty gritty about that night, that will be only told in my book. Grab the scoop before my story gets into the hands of the media, and they attemp to censor it. I had Alec Baldwin on all four's for me, and S/M was involved. Read the real story. Tell everyone you know about this site. Free Baldwin brothers, and family photos come with this book, and a free I FU**ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A** bumper sticker too."

I'm not so sure that the "free Baldwin brothers" offer will go over big in this town -- you might say we've had our fill. Is Ms. Bradford's story true? I don't know, but don't believe everything you read at a porn convention.
Link to book website, "Blessed Adventure Publications." I shot some snapshots of Ms. Bradford, including the one at left: snapshots one< /a>, tw o. Link to Fleshbot's coverage.

I F**CKED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A**:
UPDATE

I F**CKED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A**:
UPDATE 08/18/2004 12:23 PM
Recently on BoingBoing, I blogged about Hollywood space oddity Dess arae Bradford, spotted at the Erotic LA convention hawking a self-published book titled I FU*KED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S -- a first-person autobiographical account of an alleged starfucking incident. Flashback to the liner notes:

"In Sept. 2002, I fu**ed Alec Baldwin in his a** in a hot, sweaty, nasty sex romp. Read the story that will change lives. Be the first one on your block to have the nitty gritty about that night, that will be only told in my book. Grab the scoop before my story gets into the hands of the media, and they attemp to censor it. I had Alec Baldwin on all four's for me, and S/M was involved. Read the real story. Tell everyone you know about this site. Free Baldwin brothers, and family photos come with this book, and a free I FU**ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A** bumper sticker too."

Ladies, gentlemen, and happy mutants, I'm now shocked -- shocked I say -- to share this e-mail from BoingBoing reader Karl Lautman:

"Yeah, well I got F**cked in the A**, too. I thought the book would make a great gift for a few people I know, though only for the title, so I ordered 3 copies @ $20 per. What arrived were 3 copies of My S/M Romp with Alec Baldwin, a title I find completely forgettable, and even these were crappy, spiral-bound, Kinko's affairs. I was very disappointed and e-mailed the author as much; haven't heard back, of course."

Sorry, Karl. To any other BoingBoing readers who may have been pondering this literary investment -- caveat online emptor, dude.

Update: I F*CKED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S

Update: I F*CKED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S 07/01/2004 01:48 PM
Page Six and Fleshbot have updates on Ms. Dessarae Bradford, the smiling Hollywood creature I met at the recent Erotic LA convention this weekend who self-published a tell-all book about purported sexcapades with Alec Baldwin: I FU*KED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S. Snip from the FB interview, in which Ms. Bradford utters the unforgettable and timeless plea, "Tell them I am not a trannie!"

Fleshbot: They quote Alec Baldwin as saying he never met you.
DB: Oh God, of course he would say that. But it happened, trust me. I still have the vibrator. Maybe I can scrape off the evidence and get a DNA sample or something?
Fleshbot: But not the Hershey bar, right?
DB: No, he ate that (laughs).

Link to Fleshbot's update, Link to previous BoingBoing post, Link to book website, "Blessed Adventure Publications." I shot some snapshots of Ms. Bradford, including the one at left: Link

That Texas education must have fucked
you up when you were very small

That Texas education must have fucked
you up when you were very small 09/10/2004 12:43 PM
"To Kill the Child" and "Leaving Beirut" - two new songs written in response to the Iraq war by Roger Waters, and posted to his website in various streaming formats.

"The Onion | Report: Poor People Pretty
Much Fucked"

"The Onion | Report: Poor People Pretty
Much Fucked" 12/10/2003 10:15 PM

The Onion Report: Poor People Pretty
Much Fucked

The Onion Report: Poor People Pretty
Much Fucked 12/11/2003 03:50 AM
factually accurate article .. still outperforms

theonion.com/3948/news1.html
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The Adventures of Brandywine &
Baldwin 0-0-3

The Adventures of Brandywine &
Baldwin 0-0-3 08/05/2004 08:29 AM
An adventure game of two heroes.

Awesomely fucked-up magic eye trick
generated out of plain text (with thanks
to Matt Webb for blowing my mind)

Awesomely fucked-up magic eye trick
generated out of plain text (with thanks
to Matt Webb for blowing my mind) 06/23/2004 06:18 AM
with a message

lce.hut.fi/~ikalliom/stereo.txt
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Inoue and Baldwin Win First Pairs Title
(AP)

Inoue and Baldwin Win First Pairs Title
(AP) 01/09/2004 09:53 PM
AP - Good thing the United States only has to send two pairs to the world championships. Even those two barely belong. Rena Inoue and John Baldwin Jr. won their first pairs title at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships on Friday night — by default.

Baxa CEO Greg Baldwin Joins
Healthprolink Board of Directors

Baxa CEO Greg Baldwin Joins
Healthprolink Board of Directors 03/30/2005 04:27 AM
Greg Baldwin, Chairman and CEO of Baxa Corporation of Englewood, Colorado, has joined the Board of Directors for Healthprolink of Bellevue, Washington. Baxa Corporation, a privately held company, is a leader in serving hospital pharmacy systems for handling, packaging and administering liquid medications from oral to multi-ingredient IV. Baxa is a registered medical device manufacturer with the FDA and has sales in over 35 countries. [PRWEB Mar 30, 2005]

Rosecrans Baldwin walks the entire
length of Manhattan Island

Rosecrans Baldwin walks the entire
length of Manhattan Island 11/14/2003 05:46 AM
The Morning News - My Kind of Town .. a nice long walk .. TMN

themorningnews.org/archives/new_york_new_york/my_kind_of_town.ph p
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Brian Baldwin, Baxa Corporation Founder,
Recognized as Medical Device Industry
Pioneer

Brian Baldwin, Baxa Corporation Founder,
Recognized as Medical Device Industry
Pioneer 09/17/2004 02:39 AM
Brian Baldwin, founder and Chairman Emeritus of Colorado-based Baxa Corporation is featured as a medical device industry pioneer in the August 2004 issue of Medical Device & Diagnostic Industry. Baxa Corporation, with 275 employees, is a family-owned business headquartered in metro Denver. Baldwin's sons serve as CEO and COO, while he acts as Chairman Emeritus, working on business development projects. Baldwin holds more than 30 US and International patents. [PRWEB Sep 17, 2004]

Baxa CEO Greg Baldwin Is Now Profiled at
the Expert Information for Journalists
Website and Available to Address
Selected Business Topics

Baxa CEO Greg Baldwin Is Now Profiled at
the Expert Information for Journalists
Website and Available to Address
Selected Business Topics 04/02/2005 04:22 AM
Greg Baldwin, Chairman and CEO of Baxa Corporation of Englewood, Colorado, is now profiled on the Expert Information For Journalists website – Expert411.com. Baxa Corp., a privately held company is a leader in serving hospital pharmacy systems for handling, packaging and administering liquid medications from oral to multi-ingredient IV. Baxa is a registered medical device manufacturer with the FDA and has sales in over 35 countries. [PRWEB Apr 2, 2005]

Baxa Corporation’s Brian Baldwin
Selected as Finalist for Ernst & Young
2005 Entrepreneur of The Year® Awards

Baxa Corporation’s Brian Baldwin
Selected as Finalist for Ernst & Young
2005 Entrepreneur of The Year® Awards 06/17/2005 06:19 PM
Brian Baldwin, founder and Vice Chairman of Baxa Corporation, has been selected as a finalist for the Ernst & Young 2005 Entrepreneur of the Year® Awards. Nominated this year for the first time, Baldwin is one of 24 finalists in the Rocky Mountain Region selected from nearly 100 nominations by a panel of independent judges consisting of area leaders from business, academic and civic organizations. [PRWEB Jun 16, 2005]

Chuck Baldwin, prominent Baptist pastor:
"The Religious Right Scares
Me"

Chuck Baldwin, prominent Baptist pastor:
"The Religious Right Scares
Me" 12/22/2004 01:19 AM
Dr. Chuck Baldwin, vice-presidential candidate on the Constitution Party ticket in the 2004 U.S. election, wrote a “Food For Thought From The Chuck Wagon” entitled I Am A Conservative Christian, And The Religious Right Scares Me, Too. Chuck Baldwin starts off demonstrating his Christian roots, e.g.I am currently in my thirtieth year as the Senior Pastor of the Crossroad Baptist Church (Independent) in Pensacola, Florida.Then he explains his opposition to the "Religious Right."Sadly, the Religious Right is now a movement without a cause, except the cause of advancing the Republican Party.[...] I used to believe that liberals were paranoid for being fearful of conservative Christians gaining political power. Now, I share their trepidation.
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