Beware of Your Bank Teller

Grok Headline matches for Beware of Your Bank Teller

Man Tells Teller to Call 911, Robs Bank
(AP)

Man Tells Teller to Call 911, Robs Bank
(AP) 07/21/2004 08:11 PM
AP - Authorities arrested a bank robbery suspect after receiving a tip — from the suspect. Brian Fenton is accused of walking into the First State Bank in Barboursville on Tuesday and telling a teller to call 911 because he was robbing the bank.

Teller, Quiet Half of Showtime's Hit
Series “Penn and Teller: Bullshit,”
Teams up with Award-winning Filmmaker
Jacob Strunk to bring “Revenant” to
Silver Screen

Teller, Quiet Half of Showtime's Hit
Series “Penn and Teller: Bullshit,”
Teams up with Award-winning Filmmaker
Jacob Strunk to bring “Revenant” to
Silver Screen 06/24/2005 08:51 PM
Actor Ronnie Marmo of "Lenny’s Back" & "A Bronx Tale" is set to star in haunting tale of memory and regret [PRWEB Jun 23, 2005]

History of the Automatic Teller

History of the Automatic Teller 07/23/2004 09:36 AM

Java Fortune Teller 0.5

Java Fortune Teller 0.5 09/20/2004 09:26 PM
A Java version of the fortune game from BSD.

"A man, just back from a trip abroad,
went to an incompetent fortune-teller."

"A man, just back from a trip abroad,
went to an incompetent fortune-teller." 07/13/2004 03:21 AM

Boston-area bank suggestion? (Bank of
America is not dog-friendly)

Boston-area bank suggestion? (Bank of
America is not dog-friendly) 06/22/2005 02:23 AM

My bank has been purchased, for about the fifth time.  Currently it is called "Bank of America."  None of the previous changes of ownership or name bothered me but this time the new color scheme came with "no dogs allowed" signs in the front of every branch office.  I'm not sure that I can stomach 0.2% interest if I can't have a dog at my side to provide some comfort as inflation and corporate looters erode my turbine-powered helicopter fund.  Anyone have a suggestion for a dog-friendly bank in the Boston area?

REG-Reporter is the Solution for
Start-Up Miami Bank - Great Florida Bank
Selects IDOM to Automate their
Regulatory Reporting

REG-Reporter is the Solution for
Start-Up Miami Bank - Great Florida Bank
Selects IDOM to Automate their
Regulatory Reporting 08/23/2004 02:27 AM
IDOM, Inc. announced today that one of South Florida’s newest domestic banks, Great Florida Bank, has chosen REG-Reporter to automate their regulatory report processing. [PRWEB Aug 23, 2004]

The Bank for International Settlements
(BIS) Central Bank Research Hub

The Bank for International Settlements
(BIS) Central Bank Research Hub 09/08/2004 06:39 AM
The Bank for International Settlements (BIS) Central Bank Research Hub
http://www.bis.org/cbhub/ind ex.htm

The Bank for International Settlements (BIS) has established this facility to promote the search and dissemination of economic research published by central banks.
The facility is built on the principle of crawlers that search research content from selected central banks websites on a daily basis. The Research Hub e-mail alert will keep its users informed about new research published on any of the websites of the participating central banks. Subscribers to the free e-mail alert can select specific topics and reception frequencies to keep their e-mail volumes under control.
The BIS hopes that this facility will make research work on central banking topics more widely accessible to the central banks and the academic community at large. This has been added to Research Resources Subject Tracer™ Information Blog.This will be added to Academic Resources 2004-05 Internet MiniGuide.

Tritons beware

Tritons beware 05/07/2004 06:19 AM
USA Today May 7 2004 10:26AM GMT

Beware the Habeas Joe Job

Beware the Habeas Joe Job 01/19/2004 12:53 PM
Spam attacks

Bugaboo, beware!

Bugaboo, beware! 08/09/2004 07:59 AM
Come this October, the Bugaboo Frog won't be the only designer stroller option for hip (and wealthy) parents. Meet the new stroller on the block: The $750 alien-like Stokke Xplory.

US-CERT: Beware of IE

US-CERT: Beware of IE 06/29/2004 01:38 PM
Internet News Jun 29 2004 4:58PM GMT

Beware More Bagles

Beware More Bagles 03/06/2004 02:07 AM
More variants of the Bagle virus are spreading.

Beware September!

Beware September! 09/01/2004 05:22 PM
Plus, Bill Gates to upgrade fun, and Winn-Dixie's fortitude.

Beware the Bargain

Beware the Bargain 09/18/2004 01:56 AM
Abcnews.go.com - Thu Sep 16, 11:01 am GMT

Beware the new geek

Beware the new geek 05/06/2004 11:11 PM
Sunday Times South Africa May 7 2004 3:33AM GMT

Beware of Strangers

Beware of Strangers 01/22/2004 03:09 AM
If they don't come back, it is not possible to have a two way conversation, is it? ...

ETF Tip No. 2: Buyer Beware

ETF Tip No. 2: Buyer Beware 03/29/2005 03:02 PM
Some exchange-traded funds aren't for anyone.

Beware of IRA Rollovers!

Beware of IRA Rollovers! 09/01/2004 08:13 AM
Nathan Slaughter on when you should roll over and when you shouldn't.

Beware of 'Spider-Man 2'

Beware of 'Spider-Man 2' 07/28/2004 06:27 PM
Techzonez Jul 28 2004 11:13PM GMT

Office, Beware -- Here Comes Workplace

Office, Beware -- Here Comes Workplace 05/10/2004 03:05 AM
Business Week May 10 2004 6:44AM GMT

beware the ides of march

beware the ides of march 12/29/2003 09:15 PM
AP: "FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers" I know this is kind of a case of the media distorting the facts, but still...isn't it kind of nincompoopish of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the FBI fer crissakes!) to name almanacs and maps as part of a possible preponderance of evidence? And in other news--because nobody ever said you can't crosspost in your own initial post--in the future, tragically hip film grad students will write thesis papers about this Stepford Wives trailer.

Beware of Redemption Fees

Beware of Redemption Fees 07/29/2004 09:57 AM
There's an almost-reasonable fee funds charge, but don't get caught by it.

UK gov: beware the domain slammers

UK gov: beware the domain slammers 04/28/2004 10:26 AM
Warning to Small.biz

Gartner: Beware of Mac OS spyware

Gartner: Beware of Mac OS spyware 03/29/2005 09:32 AM
ZDNet Mar 29 2005 1:50PM GMT

Beware clashing Evil

Beware clashing Evil 04/29/2004 01:25 PM
GCC on x86 doesn't, by default, align functions on any sort of boundary. This can make for interesting fun if one assumes that it does. (Especially since -O2 and above do align the functions) -falign-functions=n would be the gcc switch you'd want if you had some reason to care. (where n means "on an n byte boundary") You probably shouldn't, but......

Beware of Sudden Wealth!

Beware of Sudden Wealth! 08/09/2004 10:04 AM
Getting rich quick has some drawbacks, believe it or not.

Beware a Google whacking

Beware a Google whacking 08/06/2004 06:29 AM
Guardian Unlimited Aug 6 2004 10:56AM GMT

Banking customers beware

Banking customers beware 04/30/2004 11:12 PM
Sunday Times South Africa May 1 2004 2:49AM GMT

Google's IPO: Buyer, Beware

Google's IPO: Buyer, Beware 08/01/2004 04:59 PM
Time Aug 1 2004 9:19PM GMT

Beware of 'Spider-Man 2' for the PC
(Reuters)

Beware of 'Spider-Man 2' for the PC
(Reuters) 08/01/2004 01:11 PM
Reuters - Spider-Man has been accused of a lot of shady things, mostly by skinflint newspaper publisher J. Jonah Jameson. But who would have thought the action hero would be caught up in a controversy over his computer game?

Beware of spies in the machine

Beware of spies in the machine 09/06/2004 09:42 PM
Computer Weekly Sep 7 2004 1:11AM GMT

Beware the "wild" salmon

Beware the "wild" salmon 04/12/2005 01:47 PM
This is really disturbing: the New York Times reports that Stores Say Wild Salmon, but Tests Say Farm Bred in several stores in New York City. Tests performed for The New York Times in March on salmon sold as wild by eight New York City stores, going for as much as $29 a pound, showed that the fish at six of the eight were farm raised. Farmed salmon, available year round, sells for $5 to $12 a pound in the city. Emphasis mine. Given the contaminants found in farmed salmon, this deceptive practice troubling for consumers trying to make informed healthy decisions. I used to eat a lot of salmon but have really dropped the amount I eat in the past few years. Now it's less than once a month whereas it used to be twice a week, if not more. It's too bad because I love salmon, but it's too difficult to determine its source, especially when suppliers appear to be lying.

Let the 'BOA' Buyer Beware

Let the 'BOA' Buyer Beware 07/20/2004 09:36 AM
From the "You can't believe everything you read in blogs" department: If you've seen any rogue postings about a new Microsoft follow-on to SOA (code-named "BOA"), don't be fooled.

Banks: Beware your own staff

Banks: Beware your own staff 06/24/2005 08:29 PM

Beware Those Evil 3G Phones

Beware Those Evil 3G Phones 06/16/2004 09:11 PM
Last month, we wrote about NCH's incredi bly biased survey saying that parents were afraid 3G phones would be used by pedophiles. When you looked at the way the questions were worded, it's no surprise they got the results they did. However, politicians seem to be taking the study seriously. Over in Ireland, they now want to create a national registry of anyone who dares to buy a 3G mobile phone just in case they turn out to be a child pornographer. They admit that those darn GPRS/2.5G phones are a lost cause -- even though many of them have cameras and can do just as much, just at a slower speed. This is a typical political response to a problem. Someone puts out a study that gets whips up people into a frenzy about an issue, and so they come up with some sort of law that makes it look as if they're concerned about the problem. Instead, what we have is a problem that doesn't necessarily exist (certainly, pedophiles could end up using 3G phones, but they can also use the internet, or a regular camera or whatever) and put together a solution that will be expensive, but won't actually do anything to deal with the elements of the problem. As the article points out, someone who intends to use the phone for such purposes will simply give false info, or borrow someone else's phone. The only people this will really impact are tax payers who will have to pay to implement this registry.

Wattles: Beware the ThermaCool

Wattles: Beware the ThermaCool 01/26/2004 07:09 AM
The inventors of a noninvasive radio-frequency device called ThermaCool say their creation could take the place of plastic surgery for procedures like tightening skin and removing neck wattles. Kristen Philipkoski reports from San Francisco.

Beware the Beast of Bodmin

Beware the Beast of Bodmin 11/10/2003 10:49 PM
The Beast of Bodmin. 'Photographs and even films had been taken of these beasts, but there has been little physical evidence to support the sightings. That was until recently when a 14-year-old boy discovered a skull with large fangs, in the River Fowey on Bodmin Moor in Cornwall. '
'This is the story of how The Natural History Museum tracked down this beast... '
More at the British Big Cats Society.

Beware of Brand Bias

Beware of Brand Bias 06/04/2004 12:37 PM
Is brand bias steering you toward the wrong investments and away from the right ones?
Grok Description matches for Beware of Your Bank Teller
GrokA matches for Beware of Your Bank Teller

UK ban on religious jokes

UK ban on religious jokes 06/22/2005 02:20 AM
Independant: "As MPs vote on whether to go ahead with a Bill that could outlaw religious jokes, we celebrate comedy's...

SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote

SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote 04/05/2005 06:16 AM
iafrica.com Apr 5 2005 10:26AM GMT

Join the cult of bad jokes.

Join the cult of bad jokes. 10/29/2003 01:15 AM

I tried and tried, but I just couldn't resist linking to this parody:

"Confirming their intent to battle Google's new Blogger service, MT then announced on its TypePad site that the it would be rendering all of its users' posts in image format- meaning that any blog hosted by the TypePad service would be immune to Google's awesome searching reach, because the blog entries would actually be images, rather than text ... Taking the incredible step to block your users' access to and from Google, the de-facto clearinghouse and meetinghouse of the Web, is a bold and almost paranoid move for MovableType to make in a war that hasn't even begun (neither the new Google-powered Blogger, nor MT's new TypePad sevice, have yet to launch). It's as if MT has forgotten how precarious their strong hold is over such a fickle group of fans."

For reference, the author was referring to this dollarshort.org post, which, I assume could have only benefitted from a "THIS IS A JOKE" disclaimer.

The confusion over my feeble attempts at humor has spurred us to create the <$MTJoke$> tag, which from this moment on, is a required Movable Type tag to be used when indicating sarcasm, gentle ribbing, playful jests and half-truths.

THIS IS A JOKE!

I guess my 26 paragraph screed on Google's gourmet chef wouldn't go over well either.

Realistic punchlines for old jokes

Realistic punchlines for old jokes 04/19/2005 06:16 AM
Cory Doctorow: Here's a Something Awful competition to come up with realistic punchlines to old, generally offensive jokes:

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

Link (via Waxy)

A Parrot that tells jokes

A Parrot that tells jokes 01/27/2004 12:12 AM
Parrot's oratory stuns scientists: "The bird, a captive African grey called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows...

The Limerick packs jokes anatomical ...

The Limerick packs jokes anatomical ... 06/18/2004 03:56 PM
Wordcraft, an on-line community of linguaphiles, best known for its extensive collection of eponyms, has taken on a new and fairly ambitious project -- they're trying to rewrite the entire Oxford English Dictionary -- in limerick form. So far they're only on the a's, but they do seem optimistic.
Shamelessly stolen from languagehat's blog

Newspaper Sorry for Naughty Santa Jokes
(AP)

Newspaper Sorry for Naughty Santa Jokes
(AP) 12/19/2004 03:22 PM
AP - A weekly newspaper in eastern Kentucky has apologized for mistakenly printing sexually explicit Christmas jokes that left some blushing readers as red as Santa's suit.

Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP)

Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP) 04/21/2004 09:03 PM
AP - If anyone was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction Wednesday during the Country Music Television Flame Worthy Video Music Awards, Dolly Parton aimed to disappoint.

"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes"

"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes" 04/13/2004 03:30 PM

Google April Fools Jokes

Google April Fools Jokes 04/01/2005 10:39 PM
Search Engine Journal Apr 2 2005 2:59AM GMT

Email jokes backfire for UK workers

Email jokes backfire for UK workers 08/21/2004 04:39 PM
Personal Computer World Aug 21 2004 8:48PM GMT

rejoinder to President Bush's jokes

rejoinder to President Bush's jokes 04/11/2004 12:20 AM
Be sure to watch this movie clip .. 3.6MB QuickTime Link .. Jason Woliner .. little video

musicforamerica.org/misc/media_files/bushjoke.mov
track this site | 4 links

"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005"

"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005" 04/02/2005 11:08 AM

Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance

Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance 03/16/2003 04:50 AM
If you need inspiration, go to www.google.com and search under the words ''light bulb jokes.'' There are thousands of light bulb joke Web sites. ...

Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes

Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes 07/06/2004 05:28 AM
Well, now you've done it. All those stupid jokes you've been sending around as friend spam has made spammers realize that to get past Bayesian spam filters, they shouldn't just paste in the text from classic pieces of literature, but instead just toss in a few lame jokes, and watch the spam fly right through filters. The article doesn't make the connection, but it seems quite likely that the reason these get through more effectively than other types of text is because so many people bombard their friends with stupid jokes as friend spam.

Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters)

Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters) 01/22/2004 11:39 AM
Reuters - A hoarse Howard Dean joked on Thursday about his nationally televised outburst, saying his voice had not recovered from his "screeching" after he lost in Iowa, the first major prize for Democrats seeking the White House.

Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video

Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video 04/11/2004 12:28 AM

Dan Gillmor

Via Wonkette, here's a slightly unfair but powerful rejoinder to President Bush's jokes about weapons of mass destruction. Media is in the hands of everyone, and people are going to use it to hold powerful people -- including media people, such as the Washington correspondents who found Bush's performance so hilarious -- to account.

People seem to really be embracing web video as a medium and it definitely delivers the message at a different level than text. Very interesting to see how this form develops.

Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush

Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush 07/10/2004 09:03 AM
Captain Ed

captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/001984.php
track this site | 5 links

Rafsanjani has best jokes in Iran
election text war (Reuters)

Rafsanjani has best jokes in Iran
election text war (Reuters) 06/22/2005 02:18 AM
Reuters - Beep Beep. "Vote for Ahmadinejad who supports the poor." Beep Beep. "Joining together and voting for Rafsanjani is better than handing the country over to a fool."

Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on
Websites

Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on
Websites 04/02/2005 05:11 AM
Keep track of those April Fool's website jokes .. (Urgo via /.) .. list

urgo.org/aprilfools.html
track this site | 5 links

"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics"

"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics" 04/13/2004 03:29 AM

Gretzky video game the only NHL hockey
available, jokes the Great One

Gretzky video game the only NHL hockey
available, jokes the Great One 03/26/2005 01:01 PM
Canadian Press Mar 26 2005 5:12PM GMT

Do Dumb Blonde Jokes Slow Mental
Activity?? (Reuters)

Do Dumb Blonde Jokes Slow Mental
Activity?? (Reuters) 07/14/2004 10:20 AM
Reuters - Blondes perform intelligence tests more slowly after reading jokes playing on their supposed stupidity, said psychologists in a newly published German study.

Google Gulp, Jeeves 9000, MSN Search
Spoof & Other April Fools Jokes

Google Gulp, Jeeves 9000, MSN Search
Spoof & Other April Fools Jokes 04/02/2005 12:49 AM
Search Engine Guide Apr 2 2005 4:49AM GMT

"Jokes activate same brain region as
cocaine: Humour tickles drug centre that
gives hedonistic high"

"Jokes activate same brain region as
cocaine: Humour tickles drug centre that
gives hedonistic high" 12/05/2003 08:57 AM
comic cartoon fired up the same brain centre as a shot of cocaine

nature.com/nsu/031201/031201-5.html
track this site | 5 links

New York Daily News - News & Views
Columnists - Michael Goodwin: Liberal
radio is airing bad jokes and worst
taste

New York Daily News - News & Views
Columnists - Michael Goodwin: Liberal
radio is airing bad jokes and worst
taste 05/13/2004 12:54 AM
still wondering why people don’t take their message seriously? .. A review of Err America .. NY Daily News

nydailynews.com/news/col/story/192671p-166266c.html
track this site | 5 links

Secure Resolutions Upgrades Their
Anti-Virus Engine to Include
Anti-Spyware, Anti-Adware, Anti-Dialers,
Anti-Hoaxes, Anti-Jokes, and
Anti-Hacking Tools

Secure Resolutions Upgrades Their
Anti-Virus Engine to Include
Anti-Spyware, Anti-Adware, Anti-Dialers,
Anti-Hoaxes, Anti-Jokes, and
Anti-Hacking Tools 06/05/2005 11:14 PM
Secure Resolutions desktop security (Resolution Antivirus™) automatically detects and eliminates all types of viruses, worms, Trojans Horses, dialers, hoaxes, jokes, and hacking tools within a managed desktop security solution. [PRWEB Jun 2, 2005]

Beware of Your Bank Teller

The following phrases have been identified by the grok system as matching this entry: jokes philogelos