Dick Cheney is a robot
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Dick Cheney is a Robot!
Dick Cheney is a Robot!
06/20/2004 07:17 PMAccording to the Weekly World News, an unnamed CIA source has revealed
that Dick Cheney is a robot. Unfortunately, says the source, the
designers were "unable to give it emotions and compassion". The robot
can move and speak almost as well as a human and its electronic brain
has 24/7 wireless Internet access. A leaked
photo shows Cheney with a portion of his chest folded back,
revealing wiring and circuit boards. While the source reported that
Cheney-bot is unable to learn from experience, he also commented that
"the damn thing is smart, I'll give it that much." Cheney's frequent
hospital visits are actually a cover for maintenance on his circuits.
A
scan of the original
article can be found at Indymedia.org.
"Vice President Dick Cheney Rushed To
The Aid Of Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld -- Under Fire Over Iraqi Prison
Abuses -- By Saying People Should "Get
Off His Case" And Let Rumsfeld Do His
Job (Tell 'Em Dick)"
"Vice President Dick Cheney Rushed To
The Aid Of Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld -- Under Fire Over Iraqi Prison
Abuses -- By Saying People Should "Get
Off His Case" And Let Rumsfeld Do His
Job (Tell 'Em Dick)"
05/10/2004 02:59 PMoh, and dick cheney, too.
oh, and dick cheney, too.
07/14/2004 10:40 PM
this land is your
land, this land is my land... well done, relatively non-partisan
political parody from the fine folks at jibjab (with apologies to
woody guthre).
[note : flash] "Dick Cheney"
"Dick Cheney"
09/08/2004 04:23 PMHating Dick Cheney
Hating Dick Cheney
08/14/2004 02:29 AM
Hating Dick
Cheney - Our vice president is so widely hated as being an
evil
puppeteer, but this seems to be far from the truth. He's really
"a frazzled, heart attack survivor who's barely hanging on—to
life, his job, his position, his sense of self-esteem."
"Dick "fuck you" Cheney"
"Dick "fuck you" Cheney"
06/25/2004 03:22 PMThe world according to Dick Cheney
The world according to Dick Cheney
07/02/2004 01:26 PMThrough the eyes of Dick Cheney
Through the eyes of Dick Cheney
05/20/2004 12:58 PM"Poker with Dick Cheney"
"Poker with Dick Cheney"
06/25/2004 08:26 PMThe Curse of Dick Cheney
The Curse of Dick Cheney
09/06/2004 02:38 PM
Cheney disclosed. Rolling
Stone's profile of our ambitious vice-president and the team he
assembled to keep himself in power: "'They were like cancer
cells,' says retired Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski,
who worked on the Defense Department's Near East and South Asia desk
during the buildup to the Iraq war. 'They didn't care about the
truth.
They had an agenda. I'd never seen anything like it. They deformed
everything.'" [Did you know that "dancing revolution"
blogeur John
Barlow was a former Cheney campaign worker? I sure didn't.]
Dick Cheney prefers Fox News
Dick Cheney prefers Fox News
04/30/2004 04:27 PMpraises
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The Poor Man: Poker With Dick Cheney
The Poor Man: Poker With Dick Cheney
06/25/2004 08:11 PMDC: Better than that, that's for sure. Pay up .. some game of poker
they had with Dick Cheney .. this little inside voyeur job .. Bush
administration's version .. This is a howl! .. The Poor
Man
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Will the French Indict Dick Cheney?
12/30
Will the French Indict Dick Cheney?
12/30
01/03/2004 05:55 AMRead article ..
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The softer side of Dick Cheney
The softer side of Dick Cheney
03/23/2005 01:31 PMThe vice president used to attack John Kerry for suggesting that the
war on terror required more than military might. Is Cheney coming
around?
"He's also the only one who didn't
appoint Dick Cheney to an office."
"He's also the only one who didn't
appoint Dick Cheney to an office."
09/07/2004 10:12 AMDick Cheney shoots 70 pen-raised birds
Dick Cheney shoots 70 pen-raised birds
12/10/2003 03:02 PMPoor Dick Cheney. Those defered-salary payments he receives from
Halliburton Oil (which has been importing oil
into Iraq -- at
taxpayer expense -- at
twice the rate other companies have been trucking it in
from Kuwait) must not be enough to pay for groceries. He has to go out
and shoot his food. Read about his exciting bird hunting trip, where
he shot 70 "pen-raised animals that cannot escape." He sure must be
hungry.
Li
nkLA Weekly: News: Fuck Yourself, Dick
Cheney
LA Weekly: News: Fuck Yourself, Dick
Cheney
07/04/2004 08:08 PMLynne, Dick Cheney Differ on Gay
Marriage (AP)
Lynne, Dick Cheney Differ on Gay
Marriage (AP)
07/11/2004 04:17 PMAP - Lynne Cheney, the vice president's wife and mother of a lesbian,
said Sunday that states should have the final say over the legal
status of personal relationships.
Rolling Stone: The Curse of Dick Cheney
Rolling Stone: The Curse of Dick Cheney
09/08/2004 10:46 AM
Mark Frauenfelder:
"D" sez: This profile of Cheney is frightening. The only hope it
offers is that every President to have Cheney involved in its
adminitration has failed to be re-elected.
I knew the guy was bad, but if all the allegations in this article
are true, he's singlehandedly hamstrung all the offices of the
military and intelligence in the US:
Over at Defense, competent intelligence professionals were
purged in order to ease the way to war. Douglas Feith, brought in
under Rumsfeld to serve as undersecretary of defense for policy,
applied an ideological test to his staff: He didn't want competence;
he wanted fervor. Col. Pat Lang, a Middle East expert who served under
five presidents, Republican and Democratic, in key posts in military
intelligence, recalls being considered for a job at the Pentagon.
During the job interview, Feith scanned Lang's impressive resume. "I
see you speak Arabic," Feith said. When Lang nodded, Feith said, "Too
bad," and dismissed him.
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Humane Society Rips Dick Cheney
Humane Society Rips Dick Cheney
12/10/2003 09:08 PM Th
e Humane Society of the United States rips Dick
Cheney on
"can
ned hunting": "This wasn't a hunting ground. It was an
open-air abattoir, and the vice president should be ashamed to have
patronized this operation and then slaughtered so many animals,"
states Wayne Pacelle, a senior vice president of The Humane Society of
the United States. "If the Vice President and his friends wanted
to sharpen their shooting skills, they could have shot skeet or clay,
not resorted to the slaughter of more than 400 creatures
planted right in front of them as
animated targets." According to
another news
source, "five-hundred pheasants were released in front of
Cheney and his men; and the ten-man hunting party killed 417 of the
birds. Vice President Cheney alone shot over 70 pheasants. The birds
were then plucked and vacuum-packed in time for Cheney's afternoon
flight back to Washington, DC."
Dick Cheney "Fuck Yourself" t-shirts,
trucker hats
Dick Cheney "Fuck Yourself" t-shirts,
trucker hats
07/03/2004 04:42 PM
It was inevitable. Get 'em while they last.
Link (
thanks, SBDC)
Dick Cheney went on a hunting trip this
past week with his old pal Fat Tony
Dick Cheney went on a hunting trip this
past week with his old pal Fat Tony
01/18/2004 05:59 AMLALA goes sniffing for an EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL REPUBLICAN conflict of
interest .. Click. (LAT Reg) .. LA
Times
latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-ducks17jan17,1,77772
11.story?coll=la-home-headlines
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"Vice President Dick Cheney has been
dropping F-bombs on Democratic Senators"
"Vice President Dick Cheney has been
dropping F-bombs on Democratic Senators"
06/25/2004 08:26 PMReason: Hating Dick Cheney: The new
national pastime is as puzzling and
unsatisfying as watching baseball
Reason: Hating Dick Cheney: The new
national pastime is as puzzling and
unsatisfying as watching baseball
08/15/2004 02:33 AMpower broker or handmaiden? .. snivelling "yes man" .. Hating Dick
Cheney
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Dick Cheney Kills Birds Dead / The manly
veep has himself a lazy, "canned"
pheasant slaughter, and we are so
impressed
Dick Cheney Kills Birds Dead / The manly
veep has himself a lazy, "canned"
pheasant slaughter, and we are so
impressed
01/24/2004 06:07 PMMark Morford: Dick Cheney Kills Birds Dead; The manly veep has himself
a lazy, "canned" pheasant slaughter, and we are so impressed 1/24 ..
details ..
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Shame on you, Dick Cheney, Shame on you.
Shame on you, Dick Cheney, Shame on you.
01/12/2004 12:47 AMI can't believe Cheney
changed his stance on gay marriage, and so completely at that.
What kind of father goes out on a national stage and says he
doesn't believe his own daughter deserves the same rights in her life that he
enjoys with his own marriage?
It's not like Dick and Mary have a bad relationship, all his quotes
from 2000 supported her and kept her out of the limelight, while she
put off grad school to work on his campaign and consulted on gay
issues for the 2000 election. They reportedly accept Mary's longtime
partner, Heather Poe, into their home and call her part of the
family.
The vice president and his wife have fought for family values
without completely alienating their daughter until now. I know
sometimes career takes precidence over family and that Bush and Cheney
have shown on more than one occasion that they can be hypocritical,
but Cheney just proved he's worse than all that. He's a shitty father
for not defending his daughter.
A Running Robot Or A Rolling Robot?
A Running Robot Or A Rolling Robot?
12/18/2003 12:58 PMIt took years for researchers to figure out how to make a robot be
able to stand and walk on two legs. In fact, it's so complicated,
that some researchers are giving up on that idea and
using
Segway balancing technology on their robots instead of legs.
However, the folks at Sony seem to have taken the concept of the
upright walking robot one step further: they've figured out
how to make a
robot run. That's right, it actually leaves the ground at
points while jogging along. It apparently needs a bit of a walking
start to get up to speed, and even at running speed, it's more of a
slow jog - where it's feet barely leave the ground. Still, it's a
start, and with some more work, they believe they can really make the
robot run.
Fun with Dick
Fun with Dick
08/02/2004 10:32 AMDick Is A Killer
Dick Is A Killer
07/11/2004 10:45 PMFrom Etan comes a Liberal Dance Party tune: Dick Is A Killer Some
more tracks at the Party Party.
"Dick" Gephardt indeed
"Dick" Gephardt indeed
12/02/2003 05:25 AMYahoo
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Bite me, Dick
Bite me, Dick
06/24/2005 07:54 PMToday, I got an email solicitation of funds from the Democratic
Senatorial Campaign Committee. No big deal; I'm not planning to make
any political contributions until later this year. But what annoyed me
about this particular email was its author,...
Reimaging Dick.
Reimaging Dick.
08/03/2004 04:35 PM
The Extreme Dick
Cheney Makeover (Quicktime req'd)
Crude Dick
Crude Dick
09/27/2004 01:19 AM
Xeni Jardin:
Kevin Reynen says, "I've added
a photomosaic of Dick Cheney to go along with
War President,
Porn Ashcroft, and
Abu Rummy.
Crude Dick is made up of SUVs and oil wells."
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Dick Advice
Dick Advice
06/24/2004 09:19 PMMr. "Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney .. stupidity and vindictiveness ..
angry, hostile, man .. Dick Advice ..
Wonkette
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Dick Strong: How Sorry Are You?
Dick Strong: How Sorry Are You?
05/27/2004 10:54 AMWith Wells Fargo buying his company, Strong can now pay a big SEC fine
out of his lint drawer.
Ask Dick Armitage
Ask Dick Armitage
07/02/2004 04:40 PMMP3 interviews with Philip K Dick
MP3 interviews with Philip K Dick
06/07/2004 04:17 AMDavid sez, "A friend loaned me a bunch of tapes, and one of them
turned out to be an audio interview of Philip K. Dick, interviewed in
his home. You can hear the television on and his kids playing in the
background. Very relaxed and chatty. I transfered it to mp3s.
Everything you hear is exactly what was on the tape. I don't have a
lot of server space, so I'll have to post the mp3s a batch at a time.
I wouldn't mind if someone wants to provide greater hosting
capabilities."
Here's David's
email if you have some spare hosting capacity you'd like to pass
along.
01 -- If God exists then he's a fake, or more likely a foot!
02 -- On RAH.
03 -- Christopher.
04 -- self-sacrifice, the person sacrifices himself for another
person.
05 -- On Mussolini.
Link
(
Thanks, David!)
Dick Hardt on SXIP
Dick Hardt on SXIP
12/19/2004 03:02 PMMy interview with Dick Hardt, now online at IT Conversations, will
hardly convince anyone that SXIP is the one, true way to implement
federated identity management, but it could help inject doubt into the
notion that the heavyweight Liberty Alliance/SAML...
Dick Van Dyke, CG Animator
Dick Van Dyke, CG Animator
08/20/2004 02:26 PM
Guess who's really into computer animation, and is also a
professional CG animator?
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