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"You see? You see? Your stupid minds!
Stupid! Stupid!"


"You see? You see? Your stupid minds!
Stupid! Stupid!"
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Jack Valenti says stupid things --
really, really stupid things


Jack Valenti says stupid things --
really, really stupid things
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Tim Wu has rounded up some of the dumbest things that Jack Valenti said -- and he's found some real howlers, things that make Jack's infamous condemnation of the VCR ("the Boston Stranger of the American film industry") look like a walk in the park.
On the nascent cable industry, in 1974
"[Cable will become] a huge parasite in the marketplace, feeding and fattening itself off of local television stations and copyright owners of copyrighted material. We do not like it because we think it wrong and unfair."

On the dangers on media concentration, 1984 Op-Ed
"Will a democratic society allow just three corporate entities to wield unprecedented dominion over television, the most decisive voice in the land? There are now only three national networks .... There will never be more than three national networks."

On the public domain, 1995
"A public domain work is an orphan. No one is responsible for its life. But everyone exploits its use, until that time certain when it becomes soiled and haggard, barren of its previous virtues. How does the consumer benefit from the steady decline of a film's quality?"

Link (Thanks, Patricio!)

Neat Banner


Neat Banner 01/10/2004 09:06 PM
Picked this up the other day, I like it.

Forum Banner


Forum Banner 12/11/2002 08:09 AM
I now use the following banner on any forum I belong to, if they allow image banners that is.

Bytes From a Banner


Bytes From a Banner 12/02/2003 02:01 AM
Radically scaling bandwidth and interface refactoring make strange bedfellows. For example, one interesting design problem that's presented when dealing with critically accessed pages (i.e. Google's search results page) is tradeoff. Meaning: An interface feature that could add weight to the...

Do you block banner ads?


Do you block banner ads? 09/18/2004 05:21 PM
We here at MacMerc.com have a love/hate relationship with banner advertisements. On the one hand they are annoying--especially those "Click the monkey and win a prize" ones. But on the other hand, they help us pay our hosting fees.

Quite a while ago, as a public service to our readers, we posted an article on ad blocking and now that sufficient time has passed and our Google AdSense revenues are dwindling, we thought it might be the appropriate time to see if some method of ad blocking as become a standard part of your internet experience.

Poll out on us here-->

Google to run banner ads


Google to run banner ads 05/13/2004 04:57 AM
Silicon.com May 13 2004 8:25AM GMT

Google Banner ads


Google Banner ads 06/20/2004 05:17 AM

Google introduces Adsense banner ads.

Google has recently introduced banner ads for their adsense program, so perhaps all the talk about how text ads perform better is not true.

You could argue that banner ads are a different thing, that they are richer media and thus brand advertising. But the difference is that Google's image ads do not pay publishers on an impressions basis, but for clicks, just like current contextual text ads.

Adwords works. People click on text ads which are relevant to a search because they are actively looking for something. But perhaps when ads are served alongside static content, the conversion rate is lower, and perhaps people are starting to ignore them now that the novelty has worn off. So maybe in your face image ads are back, for good reason.

The problem for Google is that image ads are not only 'in your face', they are very much in the face of a website. With the renewed confidence that content publishers now have, my guess is that CPM impressions based advertising will be back. If publishers have leverage they will want the guaranteed revenue that being paid for traffic gives them.

Google got rid of all CPM advertising making a big bet on the best of both worlds CPC model that sits in between an advertiser and publishers needs. If CPM is back is that bad news for Google?

[David Galbraith]


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Nano's Banner Company?


Nano's Banner Company? 08/03/2004 10:53 AM
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Ocala Star Banner


Ocala Star Banner 11/10/2003 11:35 PM
Rumsfeld is now trying to deny having made some of the statements he's on record as having said prior to the war .. Ol' Rummie, kicking it Ministry of Truth style: .. Rumsfeld retreats, disclaims earlier rhetoric .. lies about his lies .. Ocala Star-Banner

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Google offers banner ads


Google offers banner ads 05/24/2004 09:51 PM
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Google to sell banner ads


Google to sell banner ads 05/12/2004 09:29 PM
The search engine giant plans for the first time to sell ads that include images, a surprise reversal for a company that has won regard for its pioneering use of text-only marketing pitches.

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A Site for Banner Ad Freaks 08/23/2004 04:42 AM
Most internet users try to ignore banner ads, but web designer Tari Akpodiete can't stop collecting them. She's put her collection of 15,000 ad samples online for all who care to look. By Daniel Terdiman.

Simple banner rotator


Simple banner rotator 11/14/2002 10:33 PM
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Yahoo To Test Banner Ads


Yahoo To Test Banner Ads 06/05/2005 11:28 PM
"A Yahoo Inc. spokeswoman confirmed this week that the company's search-marketing division, formerly known as Overture Services, plans to start testing graphical banner ads displayed based on their relevancy to a Web page's content in the next few weeks."

Google's Next Step: Banner Ads


Google's Next Step: Banner Ads 05/13/2004 03:27 PM
The search company's rapid expansion continues as it jumps into the market for selling the bigger, graphical ads it had been known for replacing.

FeedDemon banner contest finalists


FeedDemon banner contest finalists 02/10/2004 02:47 AM

The submission deadline for the FeedD emon banner contest has passed, and I'd like to thank everyone who submitted a design. There were many very nice entries, but I've narrowed them down to a few finalists. If you'd like to take gander at the finalists, please visit:

http://www.bradsoft.com/feeddemon/banners/contest/finalists.asp

I'll announce the winners here tomorrow.


FeedDemon banner contest winners


FeedDemon banner contest winners 02/10/2004 02:47 AM

Yes terday I listed the finalists in the FeedDemon banner contest, and as promised I'm ready to announce the winners.

And the winner is...well, every one of the finalists is a winner! I found it impossible to choose a single winner among the finalists in each category, since I could see myself using all of their banners. So, all three of the finalists will receive a free copy of both TopStyle Pro and FeedDemon. My thanks again to everyone who submitted a design, and my congratulations to the three winners below:

  • Olegas Kurasovas
  • Albert Tanutama
  • Christopher Owens
Now that the contest is over, I've created a page of FeedDemon banners and buttons:

http://www.bradsoft. com/feeddemon/banners/

If you'd like to use any of these images on your site, please feel free to do so :)


Google introduces Adsense banner ads.


Google introduces Adsense banner ads. 06/18/2004 07:07 PM
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Google Jumps into Banner Advertising


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Protect your Mac using an Open Firmware
banner


Protect your Mac using an Open Firmware
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This article discusses a technique of installing personal contact information into your Mac in such a way that you have a good chance of getting it back in the even of theft. Password protection is a great feature of OS X and...

Google Bets the House on Banner Ads


Google Bets the House on Banner Ads 05/13/2004 08:11 PM
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Perry waves biotech banner


Perry waves biotech banner 02/12/2004 10:18 PM
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Google Bets the House on Banner Ads
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