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Tortoise anatomical model

Tortoise anatomical model 08/30/2004 01:50 PM
David Pescovitz: This curious tortoise skeleton, an antique veterinary teaching aid, is on eBay right now. The shell is hinged so that you can see the entire skeleton. I assume it's a model, but it's still quite amazing. Link (Thanks, Michael-Anne!)

Papier-mâché anatomical models

Papier-mâché anatomical models 03/17/2005 03:19 AM
Artificial Anatomy

Stanford: Limerick

Stanford: Limerick 03/14/2005 04:33 PM
February 7 Kat interrupts me from updating this blog and writes a limerick: There once was a boy named Aaron…

The Great K5 Limerick Contest

The Great K5 Limerick Contest 08/05/2004 11:15 PM
Queue submissions being scarce, I suggest we all submit limericks for consideration. Mod up your favorites. I'm no poet, so I'll submit a favorite of my childhood: There was a young woman named Bright, Who traveled much faster than light She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night. I'm afraid I don't remember the author.

=Vote= iPod Limerick Contest

=Vote= iPod Limerick Contest 03/17/2005 02:47 AM
In preparation for St. Patrick's Day, Spymac's latest contest asked members to create an iPod-themed limerick. Members have submitted entries in hopes to receive Dr. Bott's iPod Universal Connection Kit with Tape Adapter. Entries will be judged by Spymac members (one vote per person!) up until March 30th when the winner will be announced. To vote, send an email to contest@spymac.com with the member name of who you are voting for as the subject of the email. Contest Entries ================================== ghoti There once was an iPod of mine Which went for a dip in the brine I pulled that thing out, And shook it about, And damned if it wasn't just fine! tosquires there once was an ipod from nantucket, whose owner was kicking the bucket, the ipod was sad, but now it is glad, the daughter decided not chuck it. lette_applejuice There once was some ipod headphones, and the left was emitting strange tones, In the blink of an eye, i had realised why, it was Radiohead weeping their drones!! Ossipewsk There once were some some iPod limerists Who thought they could be true lyricists But - alas and alack! Our minds all went slack 'Cuz iPods are used by fanaticists. lowfatsourcreme At first it was just a cute ad thing Some sillhouettes jumping and singing They're now all around, iPod ads abound, Their hair and their iPods a-flinging. PowerbookFAN Socks for St.Patrick's day: My iPod 4G got 20 gigs, I wasn't wealthy so I've got no rigs. It got scratched pretty fast. Immediately I yelled "Blast!" Then I got some "socks" to play my jigs thunderer The iPod is really quite proud, It wanted to stand out of a crowd, So it went among mac, And it never came back, For it loves the applause when it's loud. DizzyDog11235 The Apple iPod October Twenty-third was the start, Of a trend that quickly swept the mart, Unparalleled in fame, Everyone knows it's name, Did you add one to your online cart? techmonk There once was a black and red iPod, Never liked white so I had to applaud, Autographed by U2! Preloaded by iTunes? Yet 50 more bucks to Steve Jobs... oasisob1 I've long been a poor Navy bloke lugging my 1st Gen iPod which broke. since now i haven't got any please give me a mini which is why i switched to pepsi from coke zed13 there once was an old ipod, first gen. that all of his friends called a has been his batt'ry was chugging, his owner was lugging a heavy but rocking musician MacChas There once was an iPod named “Shuffle”, Which the industry did try hard to muffle. They maligned and denigraded, but the public was not dissuaded... And soon there’ll be an iPod tossed inside every duffle. wmarcin23 an actor who liked to play darts with ipod recorded his farts his sphincter vibrating he sat perculating and thinking of movie parts macAddict69 My iPod it did crash, The screen it did smash, My songs are all gone, The music I long, it crashed,it smashed, I need more cash. alastairjsutherland There once was an iPod named Clive Whose playlists would force you to jive, He said “I worship The Thrills, And Morrissey’s brill, But please could we lose Maroon 5”? thalez my old iPod has buttons that click the firewire port's real, which is slick but new models do rock slim bodies, and a dock set next to them, mine looks like a brick! igorspet My click wheel turneth not Yet still controls the lot I spin it 'round To turn my frown iPod always hit's the spot Howard_W_Berry I swallowed an iPod Shuffle, And got in a big kerfuffle, Apple say: "Do not eat", But it looked such a treat. The sounds now come out in a muffle. greatest_member With an ipod around my head nods It dangles I look like a chav god They come in lots of colors Chav's will even steal your brothers and it hurts when they smack you in the gob shuvubonim The iPod I bought for my daughter Fell into a bath full of water To her wondrous surprise Right in front of her eyes It now doesn’t work, did it oughta? hjhhjh The ipod family is one of glee they are all very happy can't you see and You may take one, but do beware Don't touch Zen, dont u dare unlike zen, outa 5 , its a twenty lookitzatree There once was a new ipod shuffle Whose launch created a big scuffle Apple-lovers went mad One everybody had As a result, ones in my duffle blanche_aline There once was a man called Steve Jobs and he built computers for nobs to keep them amused the iPod produced and thus pushed his shares to the tops zPod The Mac I simply took To be low and so it I forsook, But earbuds of white Made me see the light Now proudly I flaunt my iBook! dweebydude5 I Want A Photo iPod, then I can load it with iBod :P, I would be so cool, I'd be the talk of the school, Since there so great, let's applaud. uburoibob There once was an iPod named Jim Whose body was shiny and slim The songs it would play Made me shimmy and sway Now MY body is surprisingly trim! bxrshorts There once was a geek with thick glasses, unable to catch female glances. So an iPod he bought, down the street proudly trot, and now he is loved by the masses. ant1v1ru5 Once my iPod turned blue or maybe green after it fell in me shoe maybe it was the smell the smell of hell but why not wouldn't you? artski There once was a girl in my school Who slipped on a puddle of drool Her Ipod went flying And she started crying When both of them fell in the pool BigBassDrummer I wish I had a penny. My wallet is rather skinny. I just went poor Because I bought four Of every iPod mini! Michael.Massing As you stroll with your friends in the mall, you'll encounter a head-bobbing wall made of white-corded mobs: it's the vision of Jobs - the iPodification of all. Dgithinji in the olympics at ipodium There was a race for the podium The mini came first I wont say who's last Because it may cause pandemonium macAddict69 mini-me, cant you see, got my ipod, strapped to my bod, damn I gotta Pee. jakedean It's a shame that I cannot buy The iPod I have in my eye. The new Apple store Has only one more- In the hands of some other guy. stebu I downloaded songs from iTunes, Then had them rendered in runes. The result was such rot, That it gave me the trots; I've got to stop eating those prunes. Dgithinji I love the way an iPOD's made It's very much for me Because its small And made for all And plays nice Mp3 Papalaz A lawman was mighty impressed by his iPod and AirPort Express but, said our bobby, while out on the jobby, it rides in my bulletproof vest. dougyoung I like a good song with a beat To repeat and repeat and repeat I scroll with a wheel To the one that I feel Will make me gyrate in my seat. SeaDubYa There once was an iPod in France That wanted to make people dance with the Black Eyed Peas and Spoonie Gee's They all hopped right out of their pants TonyMazz iPod photo is cool share a pic of your friend whos a fool show all of your friends the fun never ends until your friend kicks you in the jewel sgwoods Desk is littered with stale coffee mugs My dog's unfed and begs on the rug Too much time online Not nearly enough sunshine Perhaps it's time to unplug kjv1611 One sad morning my iPod was gone, 'Twas removed from my car before dawn, Without a kerfuffle, I purchased a shuffle, So the music now sweetly plays on... graphxjoe iPod and iTunes do I listen, My G5, silver bright, sure does glisten. I thank the Great Steve, For the wonderous OS, I believe, That the frustrated PC world is missin'! luisabaeta A friend said "My darling Louise, this ipod thing plays mp3s! it's better and whiter and obviously lighter than carrying three hundred cds." I thought "that is quite a good tool, I'll hear music on my way to school." I've seen many complain in this limericks game but i still think mine's pretty cool.

Online Dictionary with Entries in
Limerick

Online Dictionary with Entries in
Limerick 06/17/2005 07:21 PM
This makes me far happier than it probably should. The OEDILF, or "Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form", is currently working on entries aa- through ba-. Its a dictionary where...

Winner announced for iPod Limerick
Contest

Winner announced for iPod Limerick
Contest 03/31/2005 12:25 PM
Spymac's limerick contest asked members to create an iPod-themed limerick. Voting has now closed and the winner of Dr. Bott's iPod Universal Connection Kit with Tape Adapter is lette_applejuice! There once was some iPod headphones, and the left was emitting strange tones, In the blink of an eye, I had realised why, it was Radiohead weeping their drones!! Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations lette_applejuice! View all entries here.

SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote

SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote 04/05/2005 06:16 AM
iafrica.com Apr 5 2005 10:26AM GMT

UK ban on religious jokes

UK ban on religious jokes 06/22/2005 02:20 AM
Independant: "As MPs vote on whether to go ahead with a Bill that could outlaw religious jokes, we celebrate comedy's...

A Parrot that tells jokes

A Parrot that tells jokes 01/27/2004 12:12 AM
Parrot's oratory stuns scientists: "The bird, a captive African grey called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows...

Realistic punchlines for old jokes

Realistic punchlines for old jokes 04/19/2005 06:16 AM
Cory Doctorow: Here's a Something Awful competition to come up with realistic punchlines to old, generally offensive jokes:

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

Link (via Waxy)

Join the cult of bad jokes.

Join the cult of bad jokes. 10/29/2003 01:15 AM

I tried and tried, but I just couldn't resist linking to this parody:

"Confirming their intent to battle Google's new Blogger service, MT then announced on its TypePad site that the it would be rendering all of its users' posts in image format- meaning that any blog hosted by the TypePad service would be immune to Google's awesome searching reach, because the blog entries would actually be images, rather than text ... Taking the incredible step to block your users' access to and from Google, the de-facto clearinghouse and meetinghouse of the Web, is a bold and almost paranoid move for MovableType to make in a war that hasn't even begun (neither the new Google-powered Blogger, nor MT's new TypePad sevice, have yet to launch). It's as if MT has forgotten how precarious their strong hold is over such a fickle group of fans."

For reference, the author was referring to this dollarshort.org post, which, I assume could have only benefitted from a "THIS IS A JOKE" disclaimer.

The confusion over my feeble attempts at humor has spurred us to create the <$MTJoke$> tag, which from this moment on, is a required Movable Type tag to be used when indicating sarcasm, gentle ribbing, playful jests and half-truths.

THIS IS A JOKE!

I guess my 26 paragraph screed on Google's gourmet chef wouldn't go over well either.

Google April Fools Jokes

Google April Fools Jokes 04/01/2005 10:39 PM
Search Engine Journal Apr 2 2005 2:59AM GMT

Newspaper Sorry for Naughty Santa Jokes
(AP)

Newspaper Sorry for Naughty Santa Jokes
(AP) 12/19/2004 03:22 PM
AP - A weekly newspaper in eastern Kentucky has apologized for mistakenly printing sexually explicit Christmas jokes that left some blushing readers as red as Santa's suit.

"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes"

"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes" 04/13/2004 03:30 PM

Email jokes backfire for UK workers

Email jokes backfire for UK workers 08/21/2004 04:39 PM
Personal Computer World Aug 21 2004 8:48PM GMT

Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP)

Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP) 04/21/2004 09:03 PM
AP - If anyone was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction Wednesday during the Country Music Television Flame Worthy Video Music Awards, Dolly Parton aimed to disappoint.

rejoinder to President Bush's jokes

rejoinder to President Bush's jokes 04/11/2004 12:20 AM
Be sure to watch this movie clip .. 3.6MB QuickTime Link .. Jason Woliner .. little video

musicforamerica.org/misc/media_files/bushjoke.mov
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Notables Webl0g , Political Commentary
with Sardonic Twist, October through
December 2004, including Sore Loser
Limerick

Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Notables Webl0g , Political Commentary
with Sardonic Twist, October through
December 2004, including Sore Loser
Limerick 12/19/2004 03:52 PM
speaking of awards and voting .. Mad Kane

madkane.com/notable01_04c.html#12_17_04
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Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes

Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes 07/06/2004 05:28 AM
Well, now you've done it. All those stupid jokes you've been sending around as friend spam has made spammers realize that to get past Bayesian spam filters, they shouldn't just paste in the text from classic pieces of literature, but instead just toss in a few lame jokes, and watch the spam fly right through filters. The article doesn't make the connection, but it seems quite likely that the reason these get through more effectively than other types of text is because so many people bombard their friends with stupid jokes as friend spam.

Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video

Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video 04/11/2004 12:28 AM

Dan Gillmor

Via Wonkette, here's a slightly unfair but powerful rejoinder to President Bush's jokes about weapons of mass destruction. Media is in the hands of everyone, and people are going to use it to hold powerful people -- including media people, such as the Washington correspondents who found Bush's performance so hilarious -- to account.

People seem to really be embracing web video as a medium and it definitely delivers the message at a different level than text. Very interesting to see how this form develops.

Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance

Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance 03/16/2003 04:50 AM
If you need inspiration, go to www.google.com and search under the words ''light bulb jokes.'' There are thousands of light bulb joke Web sites. ...

"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005"

"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005" 04/02/2005 11:08 AM

Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters)

Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters) 01/22/2004 11:39 AM
Reuters - A hoarse Howard Dean joked on Thursday about his nationally televised outburst, saying his voice had not recovered from his "screeching" after he lost in Iowa, the first major prize for Democrats seeking the White House.

Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on
Websites

Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on
Websites 04/02/2005 05:11 AM
Keep track of those April Fool's website jokes .. (Urgo via /.) .. list

urgo.org/aprilfools.html
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Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush

Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush 07/10/2004 09:03 AM
Captain Ed

captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/001984.php
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Rafsanjani has best jokes in Iran
election text war (Reuters)

Rafsanjani has best jokes in Iran
election text war (Reuters) 06/22/2005 02:18 AM
Reuters - Beep Beep. "Vote for Ahmadinejad who supports the poor." Beep Beep. "Joining together and voting for Rafsanjani is better than handing the country over to a fool."

Gretzky video game the only NHL hockey
available, jokes the Great One

Gretzky video game the only NHL hockey
available, jokes the Great One 03/26/2005 01:01 PM
Canadian Press Mar 26 2005 5:12PM GMT

"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics"

"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics" 04/13/2004 03:29 AM

Do Dumb Blonde Jokes Slow Mental
Activity?? (Reuters)

Do Dumb Blonde Jokes Slow Mental
Activity?? (Reuters) 07/14/2004 10:20 AM
Reuters - Blondes perform intelligence tests more slowly after reading jokes playing on their supposed stupidity, said psychologists in a newly published German study.

Google Gulp, Jeeves 9000, MSN Search
Spoof & Other April Fools Jokes

Google Gulp, Jeeves 9000, MSN Search
Spoof & Other April Fools Jokes 04/02/2005 12:49 AM
Search Engine Guide Apr 2 2005 4:49AM GMT

"Jokes activate same brain region as
cocaine: Humour tickles drug centre that
gives hedonistic high"

"Jokes activate same brain region as
cocaine: Humour tickles drug centre that
gives hedonistic high" 12/05/2003 08:57 AM
comic cartoon fired up the same brain centre as a shot of cocaine

nature.com/nsu/031201/031201-5.html
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Two packs a day

Two packs a day 06/07/2004 04:30 AM

Five years ago I said here that it was time to do something about patents, if we wait, there will be a meltdown. I don't think too many paid attention. Today patents are central to every software strategy, not because we're all going to be defensive with them, as so many say. They're a hedge by investors, in case Plan A doesn't work (selling a product to customers) perhaps Plan B might (extorting protection money from companies who sell products to customers). Deaf, dumb and blind are the customers themselves, who might act in their own interest and only buy products from non-patent abusers.

Sometimes things are so obvious, of course people see them coming, it must be like smoking cigarettes. You know it's killing you, but you do it anyway? I'm not saying I'm any better. In a week it'll be two years since I gave up a 31-year two-pack-a-day habit.

The first three links today are like that. Google on cruise-control, like Silicon Valley of the past. What was John Warnock's answer to TrueType? Or Apple's answer to Windows? Or Netscape's answer to MSIE? The day of reckoning is coming for Google, and they're trying the same plan that failed every SV tech juggernaut that came before. The valley has a two-pack-a-day habit too, I guess. (The answer, btw, is to insulate yourself with developers who depend on your technology.)

And the US has an addiction for bedtime stories. We, as a country loved Reagan because he told such good jokes and looked so good in a cowboy hat. Listening to the current president get lost between his tongue and his lips, again, as usual, made me yearn for The Great Communicator, who only looks great in comparison to the current leadership. Clinton was a great communicator too, and dishonest like Reagan and Bush, but as they say, when he lied no one died.

SMS SUS FAQ: Language Packs

SMS SUS FAQ: Language Packs 06/29/2004 05:07 PM

Wifimap 0.3.0 (Map packs)

Wifimap 0.3.0 (Map packs) 11/16/2003 07:01 AM
An application for documenting the structure of a wireless network.

New Language Packs

New Language Packs 03/13/2003 10:15 AM
Thanks to the translators, we now have 3 new language packs for Movable Type, with more coming soon. In addition...

Hitachi Packs 'Em In

Hitachi Packs 'Em In 04/05/2005 12:30 PM
Hitachi's new drive technology allows for consumer electronics devices with greater capacities.

New packs could 'help criminals'

New packs could 'help criminals' 07/04/2004 08:09 PM
New proposals for the home buying and selling process could benefit criminals, warns the Law Society.

IM Worm Packs One-Two Punch

IM Worm Packs One-Two Punch 02/05/2005 09:59 PM
TechWeb Feb 6 2005 1:28AM GMT
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Job advert hidden in Net virus

Job advert hidden in Net virus 09/10/2004 09:49 PM

Sony rapped over car advert

Sony rapped over car advert 01/07/2004 02:22 PM
Electronics giant Sony is accused of encouraging anti-social behaviour in an advert for its car stereos.

Web Reports - Targets for advert

Web Reports - Targets for advert 04/30/2004 01:53 AM

'Fastest Computer' TV Advert Banned

'Fastest Computer' TV Advert Banned 11/10/2003 11:25 PM
Computer giant Apple has been banned by British Independent Television Commission, an advertising watchdog, from claiming its latest product as "the world's fastest, most powerful personal computer." (Irish Examiner via MyAppleMenu)

Record year for advert complaints

Record year for advert complaints 04/21/2004 09:15 PM
A series of controversial adverts for children's charity Barnardo's tops a record year for objections.

Euro 2004 advert 'irresponsible'

Euro 2004 advert 'irresponsible' 09/22/2004 02:31 AM
The advertising watchdog criticises an airline for printing the email address of the ref at England's Euro 2004 defeat.

Brown and Blair advert broadcast

Brown and Blair advert broadcast 04/10/2005 08:55 PM
Labour's first election broadcast, showing Tony Blair and Gordon Brown talking politics will be aired later.

Cool advert for Splinter Cell

Cool advert for Splinter Cell 06/18/2004 02:48 PM
Wanna try? .. splinter

freeworldgroup.com/games/splinter/Splinter.swf
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"Cheeky" dartboard advert given red card
(Reuters)

"Cheeky" dartboard advert given red card
(Reuters) 02/18/2004 07:40 AM
Reuters - An advertisement for a talking dartboard featuring a cartoon of a topless woman with targets over her breasts has been condemned by the Advertising Standards Authority for condoning violence against women.

Online advert sales 'set to slow'

Online advert sales 'set to slow' 08/08/2004 10:50 AM
Analysts say online ad growth will slow, casting doubt over Google's prospects before its stock market launch.

Zombie computer game advert criticised

Zombie computer game advert criticised 11/19/2003 03:54 AM
Ananova Nov 19 2003 2:32AM ET

Details on the Pepsi/Apple Superbowl
Advert

Details on the Pepsi/Apple Superbowl
Advert 01/23/2004 02:18 PM

Google faces Gmail advert limits

Google faces Gmail advert limits 05/28/2004 06:22 AM
Californian politicians are close to putting shackles on what Google can do with Gmail messages.

U.S. Cisco Systems to launch $1 mln
advert campaign in Russia

U.S. Cisco Systems to launch $1 mln
advert campaign in Russia 12/08/2003 03:29 PM
PRIME-TASS Dec 8 2003 1:10PM ET

Creators of spoof VW bomber advert come
clean (Reuters)

Creators of spoof VW bomber advert come
clean (Reuters) 02/01/2005 09:23 PM
Reuters - The creators of a hoax advertisement for Volkswagen's Polo car that circulated on the Internet have apologised and promised not to repeat it, Europe's biggest carmaker says.

BBC NEWS | Europe | French court bans
Christ advert

BBC NEWS | Europe | French court bans
Christ advert 03/17/2005 02:49 AM
"But lawyers for the fashion house said banning the image would amount to censorship." .. French court bans Christ advert

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4337031.stm
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Deadline for Submitting Mozilla Firefox
'New York Times' Advert Corrections
Extended

Deadline for Submitting Mozilla Firefox
'New York Times' Advert Corrections
Extended 12/22/2004 01:21 AM

Intel and nVidia Hop In Bed
http://www.devhardware.com/c/a/Motherboa
rds/Intel-and-nVidia-Hop-In-Bed/ Intel
and

Intel and nVidia Hop In Bed
http://www.devhardware.com/c/a/Motherboa
rds/Intel-and-nVidia-Hop-In-Bed/ Intel
and 12/28/2004 07:35 PM
DevHardware Dec 28 2004 10:41PM GMT

Intel unveils new generation of Intel
Xeon-processor-based server platforms

Intel unveils new generation of Intel
Xeon-processor-based server platforms 08/03/2004 04:11 AM
Mena Report Aug 3 2004 8:16AM GMT

Dual Core Intel Platform Shootout -
NVIDIA nForce4 vs. Intel 955X

Dual Core Intel Platform Shootout -
NVIDIA nForce4 vs. Intel 955X 04/16/2005 07:27 AM
AnandTech Apr 16 2005 10:50AM GMT

Intel Reduces Barriers to ISV and IHV
Certification for OEMs Using Intel
Architecture Server Platforms

Intel Reduces Barriers to ISV and IHV
Certification for OEMs Using Intel
Architecture Server Platforms 06/14/2004 12:57 PM
Linux Electrons Jun 14 2004 5:13PM GMT

Software Licensing: Intel 'De-approves'
the Intel Open Source License

Software Licensing: Intel 'De-approves'
the Intel Open Source License 04/03/2005 03:57 PM
SYS-CON Media Apr 3 2005 5:59PM GMT

Two executives leaving Intel; Sodhani to
head Intel Capital

Two executives leaving Intel; Sodhani to
head Intel Capital 03/24/2005 04:19 AM
bizjournals.com Mar 24 2005 8:05AM GMT

Intel Expands Intel Centrino™
Mobile Technology

Intel Expands Intel Centrino™
Mobile Technology 06/23/2004 10:28 PM
Scoop Jun 24 2004 2:24AM GMT

Intel Developer Forum - Intel to ease
strain on the internet

Intel Developer Forum - Intel to ease
strain on the internet 09/10/2004 05:28 AM
Computer Weekly Sep 10 2004 10:14AM GMT

Intel Developer Forum - Intel silent on
Jayhawk replacement

Intel Developer Forum - Intel silent on
Jayhawk replacement 09/08/2004 10:26 AM
Computer Weekly Sep 8 2004 2:11PM GMT

Intel Expands Intel Centrino Mobile
Technology Line

Intel Expands Intel Centrino Mobile
Technology Line 06/23/2004 03:50 PM
PhysOrg.com Jun 23 2004 7:49PM GMT

Intel Updates Intel Xeon Multiprocessor
Platform

Intel Updates Intel Xeon Multiprocessor
Platform 03/30/2005 05:19 PM
Intel Corp., as expected, introduced a breed of new platform components for multiprocessor servers. Targeted at the mid-tier enterprise market segment, the platform consists of five new Xeon MP processors for servers that use four or more processors, and a new chipset.

Intel’s E8500 Uncovered

The main building block of Intel’s new server platform is E8500 chipset designed to support up to 4-way machines. The E8500 consists of three or more chips: the north bridge (NB), the external memory bridge (EMB) and the ICH5 I/O controller. The north bridge supports two processor system busses, which allows two chips to share one 667MHz bus with, 10.6GB/s bandwidth, which is likely to give new Intel-based servers an advantage over previous generations of Xeon MP-powered systems that had to share one 400MHz processor system bus with 6.40GB/s bandwidth between four chips.

News source: X-bit labs

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Ammar Halloum filed a lawsuit against
Intel Corporation based on religion and
national origin in the wake of 9/11.
Intel disriminated against other
minority employees.

Ammar Halloum filed a lawsuit against
Intel Corporation based on religion and
national origin in the wake of 9/11.
Intel disriminated against other
minority employees. 07/04/2004 02:22 AM
Intel corporation discriminated against Ammar Halloum, Manufacturing Systems Group Leader based on religion and national origin in the wake of 9/11. Ammar Halloum is suing Intel Corporation for violation of Title VII. [PRWEB Jul 4, 2004]

Intel 2011 , Intel gateway , WEP + XP

Intel 2011 , Intel gateway , WEP + XP 01/23/2003 05:04 PM
I'ev searched intel's site for hours on end but have found little to help, from google's and Intel's site it does appear the 2011 supports WEP. ...

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