Shark Tank: But it seemed like a good idea at the time
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Shark Tank: But it seemed like such a
good idea at the time
Shark Tank: But it seemed like such a
good idea at the time
07/27/2004 11:27 PMIt's the 1980s, and this systems programmer pilot fish is helping
another programmer work through a coding problem when he comes across
an interesting piece of code.
Shark Tank: Well, it SEEMED like a good
idea ...
Shark Tank: Well, it SEEMED like a good
idea ...
06/23/2004 11:41 PMIt's the early 1990s, and this newly hired data processing manager is
in just a little over his head at a company that uses lots of IBM
minicomputers.
Shark Tank: Well, the users think the
signs are a good idea
Shark Tank: Well, the users think the
signs are a good idea
06/24/2004 11:21 PMAt this site, part of the IT group's responsibility is to deal with
any problems with the videoconferencing system -- and it's usually the
same trouble.
Shark Tank: Just one bad idea after
another
Shark Tank: Just one bad idea after
another
12/12/2003 01:08 AMThis high-powered manager keeps all the information on a client
responsible for 50% of the company's revenue on a PC hard disk that
dies. Then it's the network manager's turn.
Shark Tank: What an original idea!
Shark Tank: What an original idea!
05/05/2004 12:04 AMThis state agency starts replacing older PCs running Windows 2000 with
new Windows XP machines, but the experts in central IT aren't happy
with the settings as they come from the factory.
Shark Tank: Otherwise, what's it good
for?
Shark Tank: Otherwise, what's it good
for?
08/13/2004 11:14 PMThis pilot fish works at a big PC company, handling support for
point-of-sale systems, when a call comes in from a user who says her
store's computerized cash registers aren't working properly.
Shark Tank: But it looks just as good as
it did in the ad
Shark Tank: But it looks just as good as
it did in the ad
03/13/2003 10:22 AMThis hospital administrator calls his IT department, insisting it's
important for him to have a high-speed, whiz-bang, state-of-the-art PC
-- and he even has the ad for it that he tore out of the airline
magazine.
Shark Tank: Well, SOMEBODY has a good
attitude about this
Shark Tank: Well, SOMEBODY has a good
attitude about this
11/12/2003 01:22 PMAt an all-IT "town meeting," this plant manager is ranting about the
big budget hit that IT is causing him. But for a pilot fish in the
crowd, something doesn't make sense.
Shark Tank: At least the security is
good
Shark Tank: At least the security is
good
06/17/2005 07:23 PMThese community health care clinics have received new PCs for a
special "clinical desktop" that's being developed. Now all that's left
to do is install the software.
Shark Tank: Now THAT'S good programming
Shark Tank: Now THAT'S good programming
04/09/2004 03:58 PMIt's the 1950s, and an oil refinery wants a computer to help plan the
best mix of products on a daily basis. But with these incredibly big
machines, it's not as simple as just wanting it.
Shark Tank: What good is a good name if
you can't use it?
Shark Tank: What good is a good name if
you can't use it?
06/05/2005 10:55 PMIt's the late 1970s, and this pilot fish works as a teller for a big
regional bank. That means he's all too familiar with a recurring
problem generated by the techs at headquarters.
Shark Tank: No good deed goes unpunished
Shark Tank: No good deed goes unpunished
02/10/2004 02:52 AMIt's back in the punch card days, and this third-shift pilot fish gets
word that a change has been made to an important batch job he'll be
running.
Shark Tank: One good mandate deserves
another
Shark Tank: One good mandate deserves
another
07/28/2004 11:29 PMThis pilot fish is flown back to corporate HQ because of a new mandate
to install project cost-accounting software in all offices -- and
there’s just one big problem.
Shark Tank: One Thing at a Time
Shark Tank: One Thing at a Time
03/14/2005 05:10 PMConsultant pilot fish has no trouble helping a client figure out the
easiest way to scan a photo into a PC so it can be used in a
newsletter. But why don't you use a digital camera? fish asks. ...
Shark Tank: Next time, just let him take
notes
Shark Tank: Next time, just let him take
notes
03/06/2004 01:53 AMThis network technician pilot fish is supposed to be trained in his
new job by a 15-year veteran of the department. But this trainer
doesn't believe in letting fish take notes -- and training isn't going
well.
Shark Tank: Well, it's secure a LOT of
the time
Shark Tank: Well, it's secure a LOT of
the time
06/05/2005 10:55 PMWannabe techie exec at this small real-estate company decides to set
up a broadband connection, complete with wireless -- and he turns to
pilot fish for help.
Shark Tank: Because really, who can
afford to waste time?
Shark Tank: Because really, who can
afford to waste time?
08/17/2004 11:30 PMThis nationwide retailer switches to Windows 2000 and implements
roaming profiles, which let users' desktop preferences follow them to
any PC at any of the company's sites. But that's not how they're
working.
Shark Tank: This time it's all trick and
no treat
Shark Tank: This time it's all trick and
no treat
11/01/2003 12:52 AMAs part of its new disaster recovery plan, this Australian company
takes out a lease on a secondary site about an hour outside of town
from its headquarters -- and it looks perfect.
Shark Tank: Good Boss, Bad Boss
Shark Tank: Good Boss, Bad Boss
02/01/2005 09:06 PMPilot fish is supposed to create a new corporate budget process, but
his boss can't get input from users, though he tries again and again.
What will it take to shake loose requirements from these users?
"Lifetime terrorist detentions are a bad
idea -- but if another senator has said
that, say, Chuck Hagel, I'd have said
it's a very GOOD idea."
"Lifetime terrorist detentions are a bad
idea -- but if another senator has said
that, say, Chuck Hagel, I'd have said
it's a very GOOD idea."
01/03/2005 10:35 AM""I'd just like to get together with a
guy from time to time just to -- just to
play. I'd like him to be, uh, in very
good shape, flat stomach, good chest,
good arms, well-hung, cut, uh, just get
naked, play, see what happens, nothing
real heavy ..."
""I'd just like to get together with a
guy from time to time just to -- just to
play. I'd like him to be, uh, in very
good shape, flat stomach, good chest,
good arms, well-hung, cut, uh, just get
naked, play, see what happens, nothing
real heavy ..."
08/31/2004 08:45 PMGood idea and a good service. Can anyone
say how can I register to gmail, and if
attchment size is large then
Good idea and a good service. Can anyone
say how can I register to gmail, and if
attchment size is large then
07/13/2004 01:33 AMTechTree Jul 13 2004 5:44AM GMT
Does A Good Game Make A Good Movie Idea?
Does A Good Game Make A Good Movie Idea?
04/24/2004 04:00 PMShark Tank: Who needs it?
Shark Tank: Who needs it?
03/06/2004 01:53 AMIt's the mid-1990s, and this site has two networks. One is an
under-construction Ethernet network running Novell NetWare to
Windows-based PCs. The other one -- the mainframe network -- is, well,
interesting.
Shark Tank: What's in a Name?
Shark Tank: What's in a Name?
03/28/2005 01:18 PMState agency's data warehouse project is renamed: It's now officially
an "administrative systems reporting database." But why not just call
it a data warehouse?
Shark Tank: You're very welcome
Shark Tank: You're very welcome
01/22/2004 02:11 AMThis IT pilot fish, the technical guru at a small company, needs
copies: 50 pages, double-sided, collated and stapled. So he loads his
originals into the copier and, unfortunately, gets help.
Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks
Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks
03/06/2004 01:53 AMThis software-based simulator is huge, it's more than a decade old,
it's the division's cash cow -- and the project to deliver a new
version is on track to miss its February delivery date by about four
months.
Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it
Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it
12/19/2004 03:19 PMThis big construction-equipment dealership has locations in several
states -- and one IT pilot fish who's responsible for all of them.
Shark Tank: Ya think?
Shark Tank: Ya think?
03/17/2005 02:55 AMPilot fish is on the team deploying a management system for a medical
practice. And because some of the users are computerphobic, the team
tries to make things as mistakeproof as possible.
Shark Tank: Two-fer
Shark Tank: Two-fer
03/17/2005 02:55 AMPlant foreman comes to this pilot fish with a challenge: He wants a
way to display important operational statistics so machine operators
can see them at a glance.
Shark Tank: Who is he, again?
Shark Tank: Who is he, again?
11/05/2003 12:43 AMWhen it's time for this consultant pilot fish to install the mortgage
application he's written for a local bank, he walks into the bank and
informs a teller, "I'm the computer guy..."
Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it
Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it
12/19/2004 03:19 PMIt's the spring of 1999, and this pilot fish has just set up a
computer as a time server for the steel mill where he works -- which
should make the switch to daylight-saving time a breeze.
Shark Tank: Don't DO That!
Shark Tank: Don't DO That!
08/06/2004 11:59 PMIt's years ago at this busy circuit-board manufacturing facility, and
the new component-insertion machine suddenly starts sticking
capacitors and resistors everywhere but where they belong.
Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask
Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask
06/05/2005 10:55 PMSysadmin pilot fish works in a hospital, and he works hard to keep the
staff happy -- especially the pharmacists. So when a networked machine
that dispenses medications goes off-line, fish knows what to do.
Shark Tank: Possible
Shark Tank: Possible
01/17/2004 10:38 PMIt's back in the days of punch cards and paper tape, and the school
district where this student pilot fish lives has a minicomputer just
for student use.
Shark Tank: Can't be!
Shark Tank: Can't be!
12/19/2004 03:19 PMIt's the late 1980s, and this pilot fish working at a big insurance
company is facing the kind of miserable weekend project that only a
penny-pinching mainframe shop can provide.
Shark Tank: Because it's there
Shark Tank: Because it's there
07/09/2004 12:05 AMThis software company is eager to show its investors that it's
spending money wisely. So when someone suggests using offshore
development, the CTO begins courting offshore vendors.
Shark Tank: Just doing our bit
Shark Tank: Just doing our bit
04/20/2004 11:29 PMIt's the 1970s, and this pilot fish is working at a site in the Far
East for a U.S. organization when communications problems set in.
Shark Tank: Sure, we can do that
Shark Tank: Sure, we can do that
03/13/2003 10:22 AMThis assignment is technically pretty straightforward: Write an
application to track how long it takes to process each document at the
company. But the politics of putting it in place are a little more
complicated.
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