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Shark Tank: But it seemed like a good idea at the time







Shark Tank: But it seemed like a good
idea at the time

Shark Tank: But it seemed like a good
idea at the time
06/17/2004 12:11 AM

This pilot fish is on the phone with his uninterruptible power supply vendor, trying to find out whether he can get a replacement battery for his very, very old UPS.




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Shark Tank: But it seemed like such a
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Shark Tank: Well, it SEEMED like a good
idea ...


Shark Tank: Well, it SEEMED like a good
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Shark Tank: What an original idea!


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This state agency starts replacing older PCs running Windows 2000 with new Windows XP machines, but the experts in central IT aren't happy with the settings as they come from the factory.

Shark Tank: Otherwise, what's it good
for?


Shark Tank: Otherwise, what's it good
for?
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Shark Tank: But it looks just as good as
it did in the ad


Shark Tank: But it looks just as good as
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This hospital administrator calls his IT department, insisting it's important for him to have a high-speed, whiz-bang, state-of-the-art PC -- and he even has the ad for it that he tore out of the airline magazine.

Shark Tank: Well, SOMEBODY has a good
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Shark Tank: Well, SOMEBODY has a good
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Shark Tank: At least the security is
good


Shark Tank: At least the security is
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Shark Tank: Now THAT'S good programming


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Shark Tank: No good deed goes unpunished


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Shark Tank: One good mandate deserves
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Shark Tank: Well, it's secure a LOT of
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Shark Tank: Because really, who can
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Shark Tank: This time it's all trick and
no treat


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Shark Tank: Good Boss, Bad Boss


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play. I'd like him to be, uh, in very
good shape, flat stomach, good chest,
good arms, well-hung, cut, uh, just get
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Shark Tank: You're very welcome


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Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks


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Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it


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Shark Tank: Two-fer


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Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it


Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
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Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask


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Shark Tank: Possible


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Shark Tank: Just doing our bit


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