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Porn or Confession? Priest Tells All
(Reuters)

Porn or Confession? Priest Tells All
(Reuters) 06/10/2004 02:43 PM
Reuters - A 77-year-old Roman Catholic priest in Argentina has published his memoirs recounting sex with women and a frustrated gay liaison, angering Church officials.

Priest Jailed over Internet Child Porn

Priest Jailed over Internet Child Porn 09/03/2004 06:48 AM
PA News via The Scotsman Online Sep 3 2004 11:22AM GMT

Morrissey detained in LAX terror swoop

Morrissey detained in LAX terror swoop 04/22/2004 01:33 PM
Heaven knows he's miserable now

Iraq police swoop on 'criminals'

Iraq police swoop on 'criminals' 07/13/2004 10:15 AM
At least 525 suspected criminals are rounded up in the biggest raids since the US invasion, officials say.

Football: Pompey triple swoop

Football: Pompey triple swoop 07/10/2004 02:38 AM
Portsmouth are set to sign Lomana LuaLua, Ricardo Fuller and David Unsworth.

U.S. Swoop Nets More Iraqis as Saboteurs
Hit Oil

U.S. Swoop Nets More Iraqis as Saboteurs
Hit Oil 12/21/2003 10:53 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 21 2003 9:32AM ET

Multinational swoop on Fairlight pirates

Multinational swoop on Fairlight pirates 04/23/2004 05:35 AM
Silicon.com Apr 23 2004 9:19AM GMT

Russian Women Swoop to Conquer at U.S.
Open

Russian Women Swoop to Conquer at U.S.
Open 09/10/2004 10:05 PM
Reuters via Wired News Sep 11 2004 2:09AM GMT

Motorola makes US$33m digital trader
swoop

Motorola makes US$33m digital trader
swoop 05/18/2004 02:59 PM
The Standard May 18 2004 6:40PM GMT

HIgh Performance Web Services: One Fell
Swoop

HIgh Performance Web Services: One Fell
Swoop 08/15/2002 12:42 PM
State adds fragility and complexity to systems. All incoming requests have to find the right state. If the state is kept in memory, it is much harder to load balance across a cluster of machines, because there is no practical way to keep an identical synchronized image on all machines in a cluster. If the state is kept in a shared durable store (normally a database), then all the machines have to connect to it and it must log all changes to state, which takes time.

The way to avoid state is to provide all the information the client needs in one fell swoop. For example, if I ask my hospital for my medical record, I want to get my medical record as a single returned message. I don't want to get back an object with "property getters" and "property setters" that I call for each interesting piece of information such as my name or Social Security number or birth date. -- Adam Bosworth

"zeldman.mama"

Morrissey detained in LAX terror swoop |
The Register

Morrissey detained in LAX terror swoop |
The Register 04/23/2004 12:13 PM
Homeland Security System detained him at LAX, thinking he was a notorious Manchester terrorist .. Morrissey detained in LAX terror swoop The Register .. suspicion of being a terrorist

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" Morrissey detained in LAX terror swoop
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Police Swoop On Internet Arms Sales

Police Swoop On Internet Arms Sales 07/01/2004 07:10 AM
Sky News Jul 1 2004 11:43AM GMT

German police swoop on neo-Nazi Internet
operation (AFP)

German police swoop on neo-Nazi Internet
operation (AFP) 01/28/2004 11:19 AM
AFP - German police said they have opened a probe into two men accused of selling neo-Nazi paraphernalia over the Internet and seized 2,500 compact discs of far-right music.

German police swoop on neo-Nazi Internet
operation

German police swoop on neo-Nazi Internet
operation 01/28/2004 11:21 AM
AFP via Yahoo! Jan 28 2004 3:46PM GMT

Jets Swoop at Air Show But Focus Is on
Networking (Reuters)

Jets Swoop at Air Show But Focus Is on
Networking (Reuters) 07/22/2004 11:05 AM
Reuters - As fighters thrilled crowds with aerial stunts at this week's Farnborough air show, aerospace executives huddled in stuffy conference rooms to discuss the real reason many had attended -- promoting the latest technology to link satellites, troops and combat jets.

Priest jailed for embezzling $3m

Priest jailed for embezzling $3m 04/23/2004 10:59 AM
A court in Singapore sentences a Catholic priest to seven years in prison for misusing church funds.

Parish 'betrayed' over sex priest

Parish 'betrayed' over sex priest 09/16/2004 10:47 PM
Members of a Roman Catholic parish are angry that a priest known to have indecently assaulted a boy was moved there.

Priest steps down pending investigation

Priest steps down pending investigation 08/22/2004 06:10 AM
An NI priest steps down from all ministry pending the outcome of a police investigation.

Police hunt priest in Australia

Police hunt priest in Australia 05/07/2004 06:14 AM
Two officers travel abroad in an effort to discover what happened to a Coventry priest suspected of abusing children.

Vatican bars US sex abuse priest

Vatican bars US sex abuse priest 05/07/2004 11:21 PM
The Vatican defrocks a key figure in the clergy sexual abuse scandal that rocked the US Archdiocese of Boston.

Police satisfied priest is dead

Police satisfied priest is dead 05/08/2004 09:00 AM
British detectives in Australia conclude that a priest wanted in connection with child sex abuse claims is dead.

Uganda expels troublesome priest

Uganda expels troublesome priest 02/11/2004 09:32 AM
The army orders a Roman Catholic priest to leave the war-torn north for making "false allegations".

Priest jailed for brothers' abuse

Priest jailed for brothers' abuse 08/31/2004 11:27 AM
A Catholic priest is sentenced to four years in prison for "grooming and abusing" two brothers.

AP: Priest Defrocked After Abuse Scandal
(AP)

AP: Priest Defrocked After Abuse Scandal
(AP) 05/06/2004 11:34 AM
AP - Paul Shanley, the priest who was a key figure in the clergy sexual abuse scandal in the Boston Archdiocese, has been defrocked, according to a document obtained by The Associated Press.

Rwanda 'genocide' priest on trial

Rwanda 'genocide' priest on trial 09/20/2004 07:01 AM
A Catholic priest accused of participating in Rwanda's genocide goes on trial at the UN war crimes court.

Priest and nun convicted after car romp
(Reuters)

Priest and nun convicted after car romp
(Reuters) 07/29/2004 11:36 AM
Reuters - A Malawian court has convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.

A New Breed of Priest (Los Angeles
Times)

A New Breed of Priest (Los Angeles
Times) 07/31/2004 05:28 AM
Los Angeles Times - It's hard to miss Father Marcos Gonzalez, who wears an ankle-length black cassock every day, a garment most priests tossed out decades ago. But it's not just his clothes that bespeak an older, more traditional era of his Roman Catholic Church.

Priest defrocked after abuse scandal

Priest defrocked after abuse scandal 05/06/2004 02:24 PM

Priest arrested in internet sex sting

Priest arrested in internet sex sting 05/26/2004 02:51 AM
Irish News May 26 2004 7:02AM GMT

Priest Charged in Nun's Death

Priest Charged in Nun's Death 05/03/2004 07:41 PM
Reuters via Wired News May 3 2004 11:07PM GMT

Argentine priest tells all about sex
(Reuters)

Argentine priest tells all about sex
(Reuters) 06/14/2004 08:28 AM
Reuters - A 77-year-old Roman Catholic priest in Argentina has published his memoirs recounting sex with women and a frustrated gay liaison, angering Church officials.

Priest 'held 600 fake marriages'

Priest 'held 600 fake marriages' 09/08/2004 05:11 AM
South African police arrest a priest in Pretoria for allegedly conducting at least 600 fake marriages in the past year.

The priest who disrupted the Olympic
marathon

The priest who disrupted the Olympic
marathon 08/30/2004 09:50 AM
Father Cornelius (Neil) Horan doesn't just spread his end-of-the-world message by runnin g onto the track during Formula One races and accosti ng hapless Brazilian marathoners (more here, here and here) -- he writes books, too, excerpts of which you can download for your edification and salvation. From what he says, better hurry. (Via Colby Cosh)

Priest Fired for Saying God Abdicated
(Reuters)

Priest Fired for Saying God Abdicated
(Reuters) 06/10/2004 02:43 PM
Reuters - A parish priest in Denmark was fired Thursday for saying God had abdicated "in favor of his son."

Priest Bagged for Growing Pot in Rectory
(AP)

Priest Bagged for Growing Pot in Rectory
(AP) 02/10/2004 02:56 AM
AP - A Roman Catholic priest accused of growing marijuana in his church living quarters pleaded innocent Friday.

where skin porn and food porn collide

where skin porn and food porn collide 03/23/2005 10:09 AM

It's fun to use google and see what it returns when searching for 'sticky buns' as, well, the imagination is a poor substitute for reality. When food and skin porn collide it gets fairly ugly pretty quickly. Sticky buns are likely the source of inspiration for the Finnish bostonkakku which are served like a pie rather than the individual buns. One of the guys at work quipped that it is served this way because you can feed 20 instead of 8 people.

I figured that since I was making dallaspulla that I'd make the inspiration for texaspulla and bostonkakku so that my test subjects would know just what they had been missing all these years. :) The dough is a snap to make even without a mixer and is much easier to work with than the pulla dough. The only drawback is the time spent waiting for the dough to rise. With a four-day weekend approaching where absolutely nothing will be open and we'll likely have crappy weather given that it's a holiday, what could be better than making a pan of sticky buns and eating them instead of chocolate eggs? These are, by far, the best cinnamon rolls I've ever made and my test subjects consumed them in a shark chum feeding frenzy. Two guys even asked me for the recipe.

Sticky Buns, a.k.a. caramel rolls or cinnamon rolls

Makes: 12 sticky buns
Time: ~30 minutes prep, 3 hours for dough rising
Source: Cook's Illustrated

This recipe has four components: the dough that is shaped into buns, the filling that creates the swirl in the shaped buns, the caramel glaze that bakes in the bottom of the baking dish along with the buns, and the pecan topping that garnishes the buns once baked. Although the ingredient list may look long, note that many ingredients are repeated. Leftover sticky buns can be wrapped in foil or plastic wrap and refrigerated for up to 3 days, but they should be warmed through before serving. They reheat quickly in a microwave oven (for 2 buns, about 2 minutes at 50 percent power works well); they can also be put into a 325F/175C-degree oven for about 8 minutes.

Dough

• 3 large eggs at room temperature
• 3/4 cup buttermilk (2 dl piima) at room temperature
• 1/4 cup (.5 dl) granulated sugar 
• 1 1/4 teaspoons table salt 
• 2 1/4 teaspoons instant yeast  (1 packet sunnuntai dry yeast)
• 4 1/4 cups (10,5 dl) unbleached all-purpose flour, plus additional for dusting work surface
• 6 tablespoons (85g) unsalted butter, melted and cooled until warm

1. In bowl of standing mixer, whisk eggs; add buttermilk and whisk to combine.
2. Whisk in sugar, salt, and yeast.
3. Add about 2 cups (5 dl) flour and butter; stir with wooden spoon or rubber spatula until evenly moistened and combined.
4. Add all but about 1/4 cup (1/2 dl) remaining flour and knead with dough hook at low speed 5 minutes.
5. Check consistency of dough (dough should feel soft and moist but should not be wet and sticky; add more flour, if necessary); knead at low speed 5 minutes longer (dough should clear sides of bowl but stick to bottom).
6. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface; knead by hand about 1 minute to ensure that dough is uniform (dough should not stick to work surface during hand kneading; if it does stick, knead in additional flour 1 tablespoon at a time).
7. Lightly spray large bowl or plastic container with nonstick cooking spray. Transfer dough to bowl, spray dough lightly with cooking spray, then cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap.
8. Set in warm, draftfree spot until doubled in volume, 2 to 2 1/2 hours.

Caramel Glaze

• 6 tablespoons or 85g unsalted butter 
• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 3 tablespoons corn syrup, light or dark
• 2 tablespoons heavy cream 
• 1 pinch table salt 

1. Meanwhile, combine all ingredients for glaze in small saucepan.
2. Cook over medium heat, whisking occasionally, until butter is melted and mixture is thoroughly combined.
3. Pour mixture into nonstick metal 13- by 9-inch (33cm x 23cm) baking dish.
4. Using rubber spatula, spread mixture to cover surface of baking dish.
5. Set baking dish aside.

Cinnamon-Sugar Filling

• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 
• 1 pinch table salt 
• 1 tablespoon or 15g unsalted butter, melted
• Raisins (optional)

1. Combine brown sugar, cinnamon, cloves, and salt in small bowl.
2. Mix with a fork until thoroughly combined, using fingers to break up sugar lumps.
3. Set aside.

To assemble and bake buns:

1. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface.
2. Gently shape dough into rough rectangle with long side nearest you.
3. Lightly flour dough and roll to 16-inch x 12-inch (40cm x 30cm) rectangle.
4. Brush dough with 1 tablespoon melted butter, leaving 1/2-inch border along top edge; with butter remaining on brush, brush sides of baking dish.
5. Sprinkle filling mixture over dough, leaving 3/4-inch border along top edge; smooth filling in even layer with your hand, then gently press mixture into dough to adhere. Add rasins if you desire.
6. Beginning with long edge nearest you, roll dough into taut cylinder.
7. Firmly pinch seam to seal and roll cylinder seam-side down.
8. Very gently stretch to cylinder of even diameter and 18-inch (45 cm) length; push ends in to create even thickness.
9. Using a serrated knife and gentle sawing motion, slice cylinder in half, then slice each half in half again to create evenly sized quarters.
10. Slice each quarter evenly into thirds, yielding 12 ~1.5 inch (3,75 cm) buns (end pieces may be slightly smaller).
11. Arrange buns cut-side down in prepared baking dish.
12. Cover tightly with plastic wrap and set in warm, draft-free spot until puffy and pressed against one another, about 1 hour.
13. Meanwhile, adjust oven rack to lowest position, place pizza stone (if using) on rack, and heat oven to 350F/175C degrees.
14. Place baking pan on pizza stone; bake until golden brown and center of dough registers about 180F/82C degrees on instant-read thermometer, 25 to 30 minutes.
15. Cool on wire rack 10 minutes; invert onto rimmed baking sheet, large rectangular platter, or cutting board.
16. With rubber spatula, scrape any glaze remaining in baking pan onto buns; let cool while making pecan topping.

Pecan Topping

• 3 tablespoons or 50g unsalted butter 
• 1/4 cup (.5 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 3 tablespoons corn syrup, light or dark
• 1 pinch table salt 
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract  or vanilla sugar
• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) pecans or walnuts, toasted in a skillet over medium heat until fragrant and browned, about 5 minutes, then cooled and coarsely chopped

1. Combine butter, brown sugar, corn syrup, and salt in small saucepan and bring to simmer over medium heat, whisking occasionally to thoroughly combine.
2. Off heat, stir in vanilla and pecans until pecans are evenly coated.
3. Using soup spoon, pour heaping tablespoon of nuts and topping over center of each sticky bun.
4. Continue to cool until sticky buns are warm, 15 to 20 minutes.
5. Pull apart or use knife to cut apart sticky buns; serve.

Police Probe Death of Convicted Priest

Police Probe Death of Convicted Priest 12/07/2003 01:30 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 7 2003 0:35AM ET

"Priest, 77, confesses to a life of
bisexual passion"

"Priest, 77, confesses to a life of
bisexual passion" 06/19/2004 04:38 AM

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