Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to keep your balls from blowing right the hell up.

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Why won't homos let us hate and just
accept their Hell-bound fate?

Why won't homos let us hate and just
accept their Hell-bound fate? 04/13/2005 06:47 AM
April 14, 2005: The Day of Truth. On April 13th thousands of students will don black-and-red t-shirts and remain quiet for the ninth Day of Silence in order to "recognize and protest the discrimination and harassment--in effect, the silencing--experienced by LGBT students and their allies." But this year the Alliance Defense Fund, "a legal alliance defending the right to hear and speak the Truth [yes, "Truth" is capitalized] through strategy, training, funding, and litigation," plans to add a twist to the occasion by following up with its so called Day of Truth in order to protest the homosexual agenda and promote their interpretation of Christianity. Though in their "Hostile Questions" section they claim they're not Day of Silence copycats, in addition to the silent treatment like their DoS foes students who register will receive t-shirts and explanation cards to distribute to inquiring minds, albeit with a slightly altered message. But will it draw participants? Well, Clint Armstrong can't wait--he staged a protest of his own last year.

North Korea says no, that was just us
blowing up a mountain for a
hydroelectric project, not us blowing up
nuclear bombs

North Korea says no, that was just us
blowing up a mountain for a
hydroelectric project, not us blowing up
nuclear bombs 09/14/2004 07:17 AM
We asked what you blew it up with

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3650702.stm
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Chinese Researchers Choose McObject’s
eXtremeDB for Mission-Critical Power
Industry Control System

Chinese Researchers Choose McObject’s
eXtremeDB for Mission-Critical Power
Industry Control System 06/22/2005 02:30 AM
Scientists at the Jade Control System Research Centre of the North China Electrical Power University (NCEPU) have adopted McObject’s eXtremeDB™ in-memory embedded database for a mission-critical, real-time control application to be used in Chinese power generation plants and relay stations. [PRWEB Jun 22, 2005]

Accept Software Corporation Announces
New Accept Planner 3 Release

Accept Software Corporation Announces
New Accept Planner 3 Release 03/28/2005 03:55 AM
New version of Accept Planner 3 enterprise product planning solution announced By Accept Software Corporation [PRWEB Mar 28, 2005]

White House E-mail says Social Security
strategy is to scare the hell out of the
public. Trust me, with Bush in charge,
we're already scared to hell. 1/6

White House E-mail says Social Security
strategy is to scare the hell out of the
public. Trust me, with Bush in charge,
we're already scared to hell. 1/6 01/06/2005 02:39 PM
Link to Story .. establish

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=542&e=8&u=/ap/soc ial_security
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Alabama boots rock-toting judge, whose
supporters told local atheist to go to
hell; atheist responded: ‘Hell
doesn't exist.’

Alabama boots rock-toting judge, whose
supporters told local atheist to go to
hell; atheist responded: ‘Hell
doesn't exist.’ 11/15/2003 07:46 AM
removed as Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court

nytimes.com/2003/11/14/national/14JUDG.html
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"Mars Exploration Rover Mission: The
Mission"

"Mars Exploration Rover Mission: The
Mission" 01/05/2004 04:16 PM

Mission accomplished becomes mission
impossible

Mission accomplished becomes mission
impossible 09/15/2004 09:45 PM
"Iraq's once highly fragmented insurgent groups are increasingly cooperating to attack U.S. and Iraqi government targets,and steadily gaining control of more areas of the country."

Defeatist spin from the slanted liberal media? Sorry; it's the lead sentence of the lead story in today's Wall Street Journal.

The lid is blowing off.

The lid is blowing off. 07/16/2004 01:34 PM
The lid is blowing off. Tom Tomorrow reports that the story of the 107 imprisoned, tortured, and raped children in Abu Ghraib is beginning to break all over the world, as the US media remains in patriotic silence. We're already about to lose our first ally over this, Norway.

TSG: Blowing Up Gotti

TSG: Blowing Up Gotti 08/20/2004 12:24 AM
Three generations of the volcanic Gotti clan. Two telephone receivers. One plexiglass divider. Life gets complicated when poppas in the pokey .. Blowing Up Gotti .. Gotti

thesmokinggun.com/blowingupgotti
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VW Polo is Blowing Up

VW Polo is Blowing Up 02/01/2005 09:02 PM
Volkswagen has issued an all-points bulletin for Lee and Dan, the producers of the Polo spoof ad: "We are prepared to pursue the two individuals."

Blowing out candles

Blowing out candles 08/08/2004 12:04 PM
It'll be a cold day in hell, ooh, around Wednesday. Red Adair is dead. A sad day, and a great man. When they make a film of your work, and have John Wayne play you, well... From Blowout Control, Part...

Blowing our minds

Blowing our minds 06/14/2004 08:25 AM
Martin Torgoff, author of "Can't Find My Way Home: America in the Great Stoned Age, 1945-2000," talks about America's complicated and schizophrenic history with drugs.

Blowing off the Iraq disaster

Blowing off the Iraq disaster 09/22/2004 05:05 PM
Even as a grim collage of mounting insurgent attacks, civilian beheadings by terrorists, and the general spread of chaos continues to darken the long shadow that's fallen over Iraq, the Bush campaign is launching a new TV ad focused on some other really, really important stuff. It seems they have a problem with their opponent's choice of leisure sport, and what it might say about his integrity. In the new spot, titled "Windsurfing", BC '04 cleverly flogs its Kerry flip-flopper theme, this time by showing Kerry tacking back and forth across the water, and announcing "John Kerry: whichever way the wind blows."

Sims 2 hacks blowing up

Sims 2 hacks blowing up 01/06/2005 07:46 PM
Cory Doctorow: Hacks for Sims 2 are spreading like wildfire:

Entire neighborhoods of Sims are being mysteriously graced with eternal youth, while some characters are finding all their needs fulfilled by a single shot of magic espresso. Others no longer need to empty the toilet after potty training their toddler. Some Sims are being abducted by aliens when they glance through their telescope -- every time, instead of just occasionally, which is normal.

All this mayhem is the work of a community of experimenters wielding hex editors, custom programs and reverse-engineering skills who began mastering their own Sims 2 worlds immediately after the game's release last September. The hackers share their weird science with one another through public websites and forums.

Link (via Waxy)

Blowing away that annoying hum from a
PC's fan

Blowing away that annoying hum from a
PC's fan 05/28/2004 07:50 PM
IHT May 29 2004 0:48AM GMT

Blowing away the romance of violent
crime

Blowing away the romance of violent
crime 02/10/2004 02:59 AM
Excellent review of a myth busting biography of Dick Turpin the 18th Century highwayman who according to popular mythology was...

Whistle-Blowing Said to Be Factor in an
F.B.I. Firing

Whistle-Blowing Said to Be Factor in an
F.B.I. Firing 07/28/2004 11:45 PM
A classified investigation has concluded that an F.B.I. translator was dismissed in part because she said that the bureau had poorly translated important terror documents.

Teddy: mind-blowing 3D package

Teddy: mind-blowing 3D package 12/12/2003 11:39 AM
Teddy is a spookily cool 3D modelling package that automatically extrudes your 2D line-drawings into three-dimensional, rotatable objects. It runs in a Java applet and is mindbogglingly easy to use. The forms that it creates have a kind of organic roughness that is utterly unlike the 3D objects I've created with other 3D packages. 32MB AVI Link (via KoKoRo)

Flower of Africa: A Curse That's Blowing
in the Wind

Flower of Africa: A Curse That's Blowing
in the Wind 04/07/2005 02:33 AM
All over Nairobi, Kenya, thin plastic bags littered by consumers are piling up into little mountains of disease.

Hahah blowing chunks bothers Jenn
*huzzah*!

Hahah blowing chunks bothers Jenn
*huzzah*! 12/21/2003 01:14 PM
Yeah so in about 30 minutes I'm going off to Kitchener. I really don't want to go muchly. Apparently my...

BT strikes blow in cable blowing patent
case

BT strikes blow in cable blowing patent
case 12/04/2003 08:28 AM
Broadwing coughs

AOL Got Some Balls

AOL Got Some Balls 12/17/2004 06:32 PM
According to this AP story: The walls surrounding America Online Inc.'s well-manicured gardens are crumbling. In a move both risky and essential, AOL is abandoning its strategy of exclusivity and will free much of its music, sports and other programming to non-subscribers in hopes of boosting ad sales. Welcome back to the world of the relevant, AOL. It's a bold move, but it's about time you woke up and noticed the World Wide Web. It'll be interesting to see what...

Like music, with balls

Like music, with balls 07/22/2004 11:24 PM
Animusic Just saw a video from thes folks as a between shows filler on PBS. Remember Herbie Hancock's robotic music video from the mid-80s? This is classical music but even cooler--no hands used in playing--endorsed by Jon Anderson and Alan Parsons.

More photos, without balls

More photos, without balls 05/06/2004 10:00 AM
The Washington Post has a gallery of photos. They've cropped out the dicks and balls. This is one time our sensibilities need to not be protected....

Playing with balls

Playing with balls 07/02/2004 08:15 AM
He plays the piano with his balls (SFW)

Tell us about your balls, Pete

Tell us about your balls, Pete 12/22/2004 12:59 AM
Darren is right. One of the funniest SNL skits ever is the Christmas NPR radio spoof (57MB MPEG Video). It's amazing that the actors were able to keep straight faces. Darren, thanks for the reminder. I had forgotten how damned funny that skit is....

"Demon Balls"

"Demon Balls" 03/06/2004 02:05 AM

Good Balls [Buzznet]

Good Balls [Buzznet] 03/27/2005 09:01 PM

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First 3G Betting Service is Balls

First 3G Betting Service is Balls 09/02/2004 06:44 AM
Digital Lifestyles Sep 2 2004 10:29AM GMT

Great Balls of Fire!

Great Balls of Fire! 01/25/2004 09:51 PM
Well, it's kinda obvious if you look at it, isn't it? This particular ball is outside the MIT campus area in Boston, Massachusetts (USA), and for some unfathomable reason it looks like a really, really early version of a steam engine - you know, after they figured out how to make steam, but before they thought of pistons and chambers, and were just experimenting with putting different things on top of the steam.

Boston seems like a reasonably nice city: the centre is small enough to walk around, there is a wealth of restaurants, and while the architecture is sometimes horrendous, there is still enough 19th century stuff lying around to keep a traveler slightly amused.

(Whee, I just noticed that boston-online.com is run by Movable Type. That's a nice use for weblogging software: it does not look like a blog, or feel like a blog, but it has all the power of a good blog engine - like comments and trackbacks.)

Election Tie? Get Out Pingpong Balls
(AP)

Election Tie? Get Out Pingpong Balls
(AP) 09/03/2004 11:15 PM
AP - If Hong Kong political candidates finish in a dead heat, the election will be decided by the luck of the draw — from a bag of numbered pingpong balls.

Mobile phones rot your balls

Mobile phones rot your balls 06/28/2004 06:54 AM
Hello Moto. Goodbye Mojo

Bowling Balls Come in Different Scents
(AP)

Bowling Balls Come in Different Scents
(AP) 03/14/2005 06:13 PM
AP - Odors associated with bowling traditionally include smelly feet, cigarette smoke and beer. But what about grape, amaretto and cherry? One bowling ball manufacturer — Storm Products Inc. — is putting fruit and other popular scents into its mid- to high-end bowling balls, resulting in a steady increase in sales.

PSP: Sticky Balls (not a typo)

PSP: Sticky Balls (not a typo) 06/06/2004 05:10 AM
ZDNet Jun 6 2004 8:32AM GMT

The postman ate my bucky balls

The postman ate my bucky balls 07/12/2004 04:04 PM
Today is the 50th anniversary of the geodesic dome, designed by Buckminster Fuller. The US Postal Service launched a new stamp today, to commemorate the date and honor the creator.

Great balls of fire!

Great balls of fire! 01/16/2004 11:26 AM
According to Newsweek, straight men are getting the equivalent of the Brazilian bikini wax. But will hairless crotches turn women on -- or repulse them?

Glowing Soccer Balls and More

Glowing Soccer Balls and More 09/08/2004 07:22 AM

ITmedia reports from the floor of the 58th Annual Tokyo International Gift Show about stuff that glows. We do of course have an abundance of glow sticks, "Lumipads" and flashlights that automatically turn on when power to the charger is interrupted, but perhaps the most interesting item are glowing balls, like soccer balls and golf balls. Allegedly, the company decided to make a soccer ball with lights in it "for the children who work during the day and can only play with their friends at night." How do you go about turning the lights on, you ask? Remember those glow sticks you used at the beach? Same concept - two liquids inside will mix when the stick is bent and start to glow. Does that mean you have to toss the ball when you're done with it?

The company plans on releasing the ball stateside as well; I'm assuming it will be close to the ~$18 price of its Japanese release.

Read - Article [ITmedia]

Great balls of ice falling from the sky!

Great balls of ice falling from the sky! 12/11/2003 02:24 PM
Great balls of ice falling from the sky! Not a B-movie but a reality. Scientists are baffled by the 2 5-400lb ice balls falling from clear blue skies.
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