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"You see? You see? Your stupid minds!
Stupid! Stupid!"
"You see? You see? Your stupid minds!
Stupid! Stupid!"
01/06/2004 03:19 AM"Teachers At California High School
Refuse To Act When Founder Of A
Conservative Club Is Threatened And
Harassed By Other Students -- One
Teacher Called Tim A Nazi, While Another
Described The Club As "A Bunch Of
Bigots.""
"Teachers At California High School
Refuse To Act When Founder Of A
Conservative Club Is Threatened And
Harassed By Other Students -- One
Teacher Called Tim A Nazi, While Another
Described The Club As "A Bunch Of
Bigots.""
01/01/2004 03:19 AMJack Valenti says stupid things --
really, really stupid things
Jack Valenti says stupid things --
really, really stupid things
08/03/2004 07:46 PMTim Wu has rounded up some of the dumbest things that Jack Valenti
said -- and he's found some real howlers, things that make Jack's
infamous condemnation of the VCR ("the Boston Stranger of the American
film industry") look like a walk in the park.
On the nascent cable industry, in 1974
"[Cable will become] a huge parasite in the marketplace, feeding and
fattening itself off of local television stations and copyright owners
of copyrighted material. We do not like it because we think it wrong
and unfair."
On the dangers on media concentration, 1984 Op-Ed
"Will a democratic society allow just three corporate entities to
wield unprecedented dominion over television, the most decisive voice
in the land? There are now only three national networks .... There
will never be more than three national networks."
On the public domain, 1995
"A public domain work is an orphan. No one is responsible for its
life. But everyone exploits its use, until that time certain when it
becomes soiled and haggard, barren of its previous virtues. How does
the consumer benefit from the steady decline of a film's quality?"
Link
(
Thanks, Patricio!)
The Club For Growth - The Club for
Growth Blog: DNC 'Lawyers Up' Against
the Club for Growth
The Club For Growth - The Club for
Growth Blog: DNC 'Lawyers Up' Against
the Club for Growth
08/06/2004 02:31 AMDNC Lawyers Also Try To Stop Anti-Kerry Ads By The 'Club For Growth'
From Being Played .. independent ads from this other group .. making a
habit .. life
clubforgrowth.org/blog/archives/013644.php
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It's the IQ, stupid
It's the IQ, stupid
08/27/2004 01:51 PM
"Innate intelligence has to do with capability and
ignorance to do with variables such as educational opportunity and
personal diligence. But the conundrum remains. Is intellect
important in presidents? If Americans can't solve the question
definitively in the matter of John Kerry and George Bush, we damn sure
ought to make an educated guess."
It's the war, stupid
It's the war, stupid
05/27/2004 05:07 PMDoes CBS think we're that stupid?
Does CBS think we're that stupid?
02/10/2004 02:42 AMI'd like to someday live in a country where a quick nipple shown on
TV isn't the end of civilization, and that's not what irks me about
the halftime show tonight. What does get me about the Superbowl
halftime show is CBS insisting it was an accident,
calling it a "wardrobe malfunction."
It's funny, when you collect the evidence, I wonder if CBS really
thinks the public is stupid enough to believe it:
1. It was planned from the start.
2. There are snaps on
her outfit clearly visible, designed to be unsnapped. Most
garments are sewn together sans snaps and don't fall apart.
3. She's wearing a "nipple shield" to partially cover her breast. If it was
unplanned why on earth would she have this huge chunk of metal there?
Was it to skirt some FCC rule against an entirely naked breast?
4. Worst of all: She has a
single coming out which is coincidentally being rushed to the
airwaves based on the "overwhelming worldwide demand." Check the
timestamp on the bogus press release, it was posted before the game
was even over.
Is it all a big coincidence or is this how controversy is
manufactured to sell records these days?
Bio-stupid
Bio-stupid
08/02/2004 11:59 PMSalon Aug 3 2004 4:08AM GMT
It's The Standard, Stupid
It's The Standard, Stupid
02/19/2004 06:04 PMUltimately it's not about the player. It's about the music you put on
the player. By Christopher Breen (Macworld via MyAppleMenu)
When ad execs get stupid
When ad execs get stupid
09/13/2004 04:10 PMZDNet Sep 13 2004 7:53PM GMT
Stupid Movies
Stupid Movies
05/28/2004 09:35 AMI'm glad to see that "The Day
After Tomorrow" -- a disaster movie about climate change -- is
getting bad reviews. Much of science in this picture, by almost every
account, is ludicrous.
There's almost no doubt that we're heading toward serious global
consequences due to our prolificacy in the use of energy and other
things that affect climate, but stupid movies shouldn't be moving the
discussion in either direction. And when otherwise reputable people
and organizations like Al Gore and Moveon.org use the movie to
leverage their own concerns, they don't enhance their own reputations.
The notion that global warming could set off an ice age is not stupid,
however idiotically and unrealistically the movie portrays such an
event. Scientists have offered persuasive evidence that such a thing is at least
thinkable. And there's widespread consensus among scientists about
global warming itself.
I'll probably watch this movie when it hits the cable channels. I
won't imagine, however, that it's about much of anything serious.
stupid cupid
stupid cupid
02/12/2004 04:50 PMI occasionally contribute to this fantastic online magazine called
"The Cult of the One Eyed Cat." It's named after a real cat, who only
has one eye, who once gave me half a look that chills me to this day.
This month's issue is all about Valentine's Day, so I wrote a snarky
piece wherein I get frank about my true feelings for this annual
tradition.
Here's a little bit to get you started:
Valentine's Day is upon us yet again, and husbands and boyfriends all
over the country are trying to solve a fiendishly complex puzzle: what
do we get our wives and girlfriends? If you're dating, are you dating
long enough for roses? What if you're dating too long for roses? And
what color? Should you get chocolates, because she's so sweet, or
should you stay away from chocolates because she will freak about how
it's going to make her fat?
The stakes are incredibly high. If we work out the Rube Goldberg
machine that is the female psyche, we may just get that once-a-year
blowjob . . . but if we fail to read the tea leaves correctly, we end
up spending the evening alone in the bedroom with ESPN Classics while
she watches Lifetime in the living room and talks on the phone with
her bitter single friend who hates us.
You can read the rest of my story, and some other stories that are
much better than mine, at
The Cult of the One Eyed CatIt's Your Stupid Boss
It's Your Stupid Boss
07/19/2004 03:18 PMDirect and Related Links for 'It’s Your
Stupid Boss'
“Refraining from opening e-mail attachments from unknown
senders is the number one way companies can stop the spread of viruses
and worms. But evidence from a survey by AT&T and the Economist
Intelligence Unit (EUI) shows that 78 per cent of top-level employees
surveyed, ranging from board members to CEOs and CIOs, plead guilty to
double-clicking on unknown files. Ironically, this ‘Network
Security: Managing the risk and opportunity’ survey, released
Thursday, also showed that 92…
Ben Affleck's stupid Car
Ben Affleck's stupid Car
12/31/2003 11:59 PMBen Affleck taking their parking spaces .. More of Ben's expensive
car
tommee.net/ben
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fat and stupid is no way to go through
life, son
fat and stupid is no way to go through
life, son
02/05/2005 09:02 PM
RIP, Dean Wormer Stupid Banner Ads
Stupid Banner Ads
06/18/2004 03:56 PM
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It's the torrent, stupid
It's the torrent, stupid
12/22/2004 01:29 AM
Xeni Jardin:
Mark Pesce rants about
the recent shutdowns of BitTorrent supersites Suprnova.org and
TorrentBits.com.
Hey, Hollywood! Can you feel the future slipping through your fingers?
Do you understand how badly you've screwed up? You took a perfectly
serviceable situation - a nice, centralized system for the
distribution
of media, and, through your own greed and shortsightedness, are giving
birth to a system of digital distribution that you'll never, ever be
able to defeat. In your avarice and arrogance you ignored the obvious:
you should have cut a deal with SuprNova.org. In partnership you could
have found a way to manage the disruptive change that's already well
underway. Instead, you have repeated the mistakes made by the
recording
industry, chapter and verse. And thus you have spelled your own doom.
It's said that the best sequels are just like the original, only
bigger
and louder. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for one hell of a
crash. This baby is now fully out of control.
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via waxy)
Being Stupid and Homophobic
Being Stupid and Homophobic
06/21/2004 01:05 AM
Joi
Ito calls Ray Bradbury's complaint about Michael Moore's movie
Fahrenheit 9/11
stupid and compared it to a supposedly homophobic essay by
Orson Scott Card.
Don't you hate it when your favorite writers do, write or say
stupid things?
This reminds me of the horror of reading Orson Scott Card's
homophobic essay, "Homose
xual
"Marriage" and Civilization".
The following is an edited version of my comment:
I think Bradbury's position is understandable and definitely not
stupid. Don't you
think the proper thing for Michael Moore to do was to ask? If
Bradbury was pro-Bush,
he wouldn't have wanted the title of his works being used for
Michael Moore's movie.
For him to just blatently use the title like that is just plain
asinine.
As to your comment about Orson Scott Card being homophobic, I don't
see what is wrong
with being homophobic. If there is nothing stupid about being
afraid of heights or
spiders, why is being homophobic stupid?

PREVIEW: It's the War, Stupid
PREVIEW: It's the War, Stupid
04/14/2004 06:22 AMLarry Miller's message to President Bush .. PREVIEW: It's the War,
Stupid ..
latest
weeklystandard.com/Utilities/printer_preview.asp?idArticle=39
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"Well that was stupid, guess they
shouldn't just do it."
"Well that was stupid, guess they
shouldn't just do it."
03/26/2005 12:44 PM
A Child's
View of the Army "....Like every other boy he was going
through the little green army men phase....Gabe is roughly five years
old and very articulate. Thus it should have come as little surprise
when he began having one army man in charge, and the rest start
building something.
"Sir, we're ready to build the rocket." "
: Five year old Gabe explains - via stacked creamers and table
bricabrac, at an IHOP breakfast - the ramifications of mindless
subservience to authority.
Stupid titles
Stupid titles
03/19/2003 10:27 PMI'm honestly worn out today. Apparently there is an assembily that
will be taking place at our school on Friday....
Stupid rain
Stupid rain
05/24/2004 12:32 PMWhy is it everytime I make plans with someone, the goddamn weather
gets in the way?!?! Even my mother said...
Stupid Web Tricks
Stupid Web Tricks
05/10/2004 07:16 AMCNET May 10 2004 11:05AM GMT
It's the Dividend, Stupid!
It's the Dividend, Stupid!
04/30/2004 10:50 AMWhere has the magic gone?
It’s the Libraries, Stupid
It’s the Libraries, Stupid
06/09/2004 11:39 PMVia Jeff Dillon,
some insightful words on programming in Java and
in the C#/.NET/Mono ecosystem. I hadn’t thought about it that way.
Stupid PDF-only Policy
Stupid PDF-only Policy
01/28/2004 06:41 PMhe Consumer Federation of California just issued a
privacy report
that is full of useful information -- but it's available only as a
large PDF file, not in HTML or RTF or plain text.
Verizon Says Don't Be Stupid
Verizon Says Don't Be Stupid
05/27/2004 09:35 AMSometimes you have to wonder why companies bother to put out press
releases. We don't usually post press releases here, but some are
just so odd, they deserve to be called out. Verizon Wireless put out
a press release today that can best be described as telling people:
don't be
stupid while using your mobile phone. Basically, it's a list of
things that you shouldn't do while driving and talking on your mobile
phone ("Never take notes or write down phone numbers while driving!").
It's not as if someone is going to read this list, smack their head
and say "Aha! No wonder I keep getting into accidents!" Then, at the
end, they sneak in the real reason for this press release, first
saying: "Dropped calls and dead zones can be frustrating for drivers,"
which may be true, but doesn't seem to have much to do with the rest
of the press release. So, they quickly follow that up with the "oh,
and by the way..." part of the press release reminding people that
number portability is now in effect - so, if you must do stupid things
on your mobile phone while driving, you might as well do them as a
Verizon Wireless customer.
It's the work, stupid
It's the work, stupid
06/02/2004 12:53 AMDoc chimes back.....
Digital codestyle aggregation <
STRONG>
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Two datapoints, perhaps
historical. |
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First, Sun apparently decides
that the revenue model to beat (since charging for hardware and
software seem to be losing propositions) is selling
services. Bill Snyder (from that last
link): |
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Stripped of the marketing hype, Sun hopes to
sell services, rather than simply pushing hardware and software at its
customers, and have them pay as they use those
services. |
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Aggregation is a killer app - that no one
owns. It's public domain. Everyone benefits from it. So is integration
as well... |
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To start to reap the benefits of digital
lifestyle aggregation - you need to get smart about architecting
systems that rely upon XML, open standards and web
services. |
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So personalization and customization find
their destiny intermixed with Integration and Aggregation. The only
way to produce compelling enough experiences is by integrating a wide
range of built-in constructs, combining that with agregated web
servcies and content and topping it all off with unprecedented levels
of control and customization. In one product or
service. |
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All three of these tenets are tatooed on my
forhead. |
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OK so wait. This post was supposed to be
about 'making money' - and you're lost.
Right? |
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Well think about it - you couldn't possibly
(on your own) produce even half of the built-in constructs, features
and capabilities we're saying digital lifestyle aggreation (DLAs)
requires. That's where open source comes
in. |
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By supporting and contributing to open source
projects - portal vendors will actually be able to have their cake and
eat it too - proprietary solutions, branded memes and viral uptake.
Just give open source a try - define it to your own requirements and
insights and help out the world while you're helping
yourself. |
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I think he's saying "sell your environment," no?
Not clear. |
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In anycase, it's not about selling. It's about
renting. You rent your domain names, your Net access, your disposable
hardware. Stop and think about that last one for a bit. Your personal
data the stuff on your laptop's hard drive may change
constantly, but it's your life in a box. And it moves every two or
three years (if not more often) from one laptop or desktop or
removable drive or remote host to another. What you pay for a new box
almost amounts to a revolving charge, an annuity.
Rent. |
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So you charge on a project basis to build stuff,
then you rent out your space or your services. Oldest models in the
world. |
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Welcome to the land of deflated but sustainable
margins. Also the land of the finally grown-up computer
business. (When it gets there, which it isn't
yet.) |
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Look at it this way: It's the work,
stupid. A new slogan I'm trying on for size. Serves in
architecture, design, construction, and a pile of other fields from
which the computer biz borrows its lingo. Why not here too? [D
oc Searls] |
Marc's add-on.....
This is getting fun.
Having folks like Doc add their two cents to this is like
collaboratively writing a business plan...
a) As usual I learn more from Doc by just listening. I don't
necessarily see it as "sell your environment" as much as "give away
compelling experiences - that if they're done right - will
have PLENTY of good old fashioned advanced features that people will
pay for. Only folks who appreciate and can gain value from
software should have to pay for it. Every vendor has to figure
out the seam between free and paid (as 6A just did.)
b) One thing about this rental angle that Doc adds in - is that
you're also renting access to a community of others just like you -
doing the same thing. That's what's cool about the AlwaysOn
Network right now. There are otehrs blogging about teh same
stuff and collectively we present a group voice. Lots of other
examples of this sort of juju out there. Now there's one that
tightly coupled to a social network -as well. Again putting
things into context (which is what danah has been screaming
for......)
c) Finally - Doc reminds us
all that the REAL savings is not in less licesning fees, but in
self support. How much IT money is spent on training, support,
and migration? What if everyone could support each other?
I mean - Oh My God! All this AND I get to be
called a leader in the Open Source Widget business?
Why wouldn't portal jump on board? I just hope Terry
Semel, Ruppert Murdoch and Richard Branson grok this. I think Barry
Diller does.
All the stupid people. Where do they all
come from?
All the stupid people. Where do they all
come from?
11/03/2003 11:13 AMOpinion Campaign to Re-Educate the Public
It's the Customer, Stupid!
It's the Customer, Stupid!
06/05/2005 10:54 PMBest Buy expands in-store offerings for small-business customers.
It's the googleware, stupid!
It's the googleware, stupid!
11/11/2003 03:22 PMIt's never good to leave things hanging (nor, I suppose, is it that
great an idea to link to yourself) so I did the sensible
thing--empirical testing. Threw up a new image, mentioned it on IRC,
and a few folks went to look. No googlebot. Dowloaded Opera and
installed it, telling it that I was OK with google's adware/spyware
stuff. Threw up another image, and looked at it with the new install
of opera, which I then shut down and haven't fired up since. The
result? Five minutes and 38 seconds after my look at the image, here
comes googlebot!...
Its the War Economy, Stupid
Its the War Economy, Stupid
01/22/2004 02:11 AMSo Dean has lost Iowa, but he will get another chance to win that
state. Jeff points to exit polls and says: Kerry has strong support
among those who support the war. Ditto Edward and Gephardt. In short:
The war...
Stupid Finnish poetry
Stupid Finnish poetry
03/06/2004 02:03 AM
Teekkarin pääsiäinen:
tuokkonen oikealla
läppäri vasemmalla
Ilo on joskus
yksinkertaista
Apologies to my foreign readers. It would be worse in English,
trust me :-). I just had to put this one in the form of a tanka poem.
I have no explanation.
Stupid Criticisms of Fahrenheit 9/11
Stupid Criticisms of Fahrenheit 9/11
07/01/2004 03:38 PMIn Fahrenheit 9/11 Michael Moore has made a moving and powerful film
whcich shows things most Americans have not seen…
the market punishes the stupid
the market punishes the stupid
01/28/2004 06:38 AMi find it comforting that eBayers who can't spell make less money. i
find it disconcerting than an hour of searching is research for an NY
Times story, though
"They like Bush, and they are not stupid
- www.theage.com.au"
"They like Bush, and they are not stupid
- www.theage.com.au"
01/22/2004 02:49 AMStupid Broken Wintel
Stupid Broken Wintel
07/19/2004 09:36 PMLauren is going on a
trip in a few days, and we thought that
free videophoning
would be nice to have while she’s on the road. She’s got a decent
IBM Thinkpad X31 which has FireWire, and AIM is supposed to work with
iChat A/V, so this should be possible. You can’t plug an iSight
into Windows, so she got an “iBot” FireWire cam from
Orange Micro. The Thinkpad has a
FireWire port, but it’s a passive four-wire that doesn’t provide
power, so she had to get a powered hub (this is already too much
work). Then she fired up AIM and... no luck, it didn’t recognize the
iBot; it did, however, let us audio chat back and forth. Windows XP
saw the camera just fine and you could see the video. So we checked
the iBot with the Mac, it worked perfectly with iChat. First, she
spent some time on the Web Site; no help, but there was a phone
number. She called it, pressed the number for tech support and a
recording said “for tech support send email to support@.” So she
sent the email and got back an auto-responder saying “for tech
support go to the Website.” So she tried it with Yahoo Messenger,
and it worked in webcam mode, incredibly slow, but then there was no
audio chat. So we plugged in our big hand-held videocam and it also
didn’t get recognized by AIM. So I’m not sure whether IBM sucks or
XP sucks or AIM sucks or the iBot sucks. But it’s the iBot that’s
going back to the store tomorrow. (Lauren would happily get a
PowerBook except for, like a high proportion of the female population,
she has sensitive fingertips and finds a touchpad massively
unpleasant. Earth to Apple...) Sometimes I hate computers.
Stupid language joke
Stupid language joke
02/10/2004 02:55 AMThe funniness of an US company called
Makkara Sushi combined with
this
this
scientific experiment is left as an exercise to the reader.
"Stupid Evil Bastard"
"Stupid Evil Bastard"
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