I Know You Surf for Porn

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U.S. office workers surf for porn --
poll (Reuters)

U.S. office workers surf for porn --
poll (Reuters) 02/10/2004 06:38 PM
Reuters - America's office-cubicle dwellers may be burning up the keyboards, but it's not necessarily a paycheque they're chasing.

where skin porn and food porn collide

where skin porn and food porn collide 03/23/2005 10:09 AM

It's fun to use google and see what it returns when searching for 'sticky buns' as, well, the imagination is a poor substitute for reality. When food and skin porn collide it gets fairly ugly pretty quickly. Sticky buns are likely the source of inspiration for the Finnish bostonkakku which are served like a pie rather than the individual buns. One of the guys at work quipped that it is served this way because you can feed 20 instead of 8 people.

I figured that since I was making dallaspulla that I'd make the inspiration for texaspulla and bostonkakku so that my test subjects would know just what they had been missing all these years. :) The dough is a snap to make even without a mixer and is much easier to work with than the pulla dough. The only drawback is the time spent waiting for the dough to rise. With a four-day weekend approaching where absolutely nothing will be open and we'll likely have crappy weather given that it's a holiday, what could be better than making a pan of sticky buns and eating them instead of chocolate eggs? These are, by far, the best cinnamon rolls I've ever made and my test subjects consumed them in a shark chum feeding frenzy. Two guys even asked me for the recipe.

Sticky Buns, a.k.a. caramel rolls or cinnamon rolls

Makes: 12 sticky buns
Time: ~30 minutes prep, 3 hours for dough rising
Source: Cook's Illustrated

This recipe has four components: the dough that is shaped into buns, the filling that creates the swirl in the shaped buns, the caramel glaze that bakes in the bottom of the baking dish along with the buns, and the pecan topping that garnishes the buns once baked. Although the ingredient list may look long, note that many ingredients are repeated. Leftover sticky buns can be wrapped in foil or plastic wrap and refrigerated for up to 3 days, but they should be warmed through before serving. They reheat quickly in a microwave oven (for 2 buns, about 2 minutes at 50 percent power works well); they can also be put into a 325F/175C-degree oven for about 8 minutes.

Dough

• 3 large eggs at room temperature
• 3/4 cup buttermilk (2 dl piima) at room temperature
• 1/4 cup (.5 dl) granulated sugar 
• 1 1/4 teaspoons table salt 
• 2 1/4 teaspoons instant yeast  (1 packet sunnuntai dry yeast)
• 4 1/4 cups (10,5 dl) unbleached all-purpose flour, plus additional for dusting work surface
• 6 tablespoons (85g) unsalted butter, melted and cooled until warm

1. In bowl of standing mixer, whisk eggs; add buttermilk and whisk to combine.
2. Whisk in sugar, salt, and yeast.
3. Add about 2 cups (5 dl) flour and butter; stir with wooden spoon or rubber spatula until evenly moistened and combined.
4. Add all but about 1/4 cup (1/2 dl) remaining flour and knead with dough hook at low speed 5 minutes.
5. Check consistency of dough (dough should feel soft and moist but should not be wet and sticky; add more flour, if necessary); knead at low speed 5 minutes longer (dough should clear sides of bowl but stick to bottom).
6. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface; knead by hand about 1 minute to ensure that dough is uniform (dough should not stick to work surface during hand kneading; if it does stick, knead in additional flour 1 tablespoon at a time).
7. Lightly spray large bowl or plastic container with nonstick cooking spray. Transfer dough to bowl, spray dough lightly with cooking spray, then cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap.
8. Set in warm, draftfree spot until doubled in volume, 2 to 2 1/2 hours.

Caramel Glaze

• 6 tablespoons or 85g unsalted butter 
• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 3 tablespoons corn syrup, light or dark
• 2 tablespoons heavy cream 
• 1 pinch table salt 

1. Meanwhile, combine all ingredients for glaze in small saucepan.
2. Cook over medium heat, whisking occasionally, until butter is melted and mixture is thoroughly combined.
3. Pour mixture into nonstick metal 13- by 9-inch (33cm x 23cm) baking dish.
4. Using rubber spatula, spread mixture to cover surface of baking dish.
5. Set baking dish aside.

Cinnamon-Sugar Filling

• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 
• 1 pinch table salt 
• 1 tablespoon or 15g unsalted butter, melted
• Raisins (optional)

1. Combine brown sugar, cinnamon, cloves, and salt in small bowl.
2. Mix with a fork until thoroughly combined, using fingers to break up sugar lumps.
3. Set aside.

To assemble and bake buns:

1. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface.
2. Gently shape dough into rough rectangle with long side nearest you.
3. Lightly flour dough and roll to 16-inch x 12-inch (40cm x 30cm) rectangle.
4. Brush dough with 1 tablespoon melted butter, leaving 1/2-inch border along top edge; with butter remaining on brush, brush sides of baking dish.
5. Sprinkle filling mixture over dough, leaving 3/4-inch border along top edge; smooth filling in even layer with your hand, then gently press mixture into dough to adhere. Add rasins if you desire.
6. Beginning with long edge nearest you, roll dough into taut cylinder.
7. Firmly pinch seam to seal and roll cylinder seam-side down.
8. Very gently stretch to cylinder of even diameter and 18-inch (45 cm) length; push ends in to create even thickness.
9. Using a serrated knife and gentle sawing motion, slice cylinder in half, then slice each half in half again to create evenly sized quarters.
10. Slice each quarter evenly into thirds, yielding 12 ~1.5 inch (3,75 cm) buns (end pieces may be slightly smaller).
11. Arrange buns cut-side down in prepared baking dish.
12. Cover tightly with plastic wrap and set in warm, draft-free spot until puffy and pressed against one another, about 1 hour.
13. Meanwhile, adjust oven rack to lowest position, place pizza stone (if using) on rack, and heat oven to 350F/175C degrees.
14. Place baking pan on pizza stone; bake until golden brown and center of dough registers about 180F/82C degrees on instant-read thermometer, 25 to 30 minutes.
15. Cool on wire rack 10 minutes; invert onto rimmed baking sheet, large rectangular platter, or cutting board.
16. With rubber spatula, scrape any glaze remaining in baking pan onto buns; let cool while making pecan topping.

Pecan Topping

• 3 tablespoons or 50g unsalted butter 
• 1/4 cup (.5 dl) light brown sugar, packed
• 3 tablespoons corn syrup, light or dark
• 1 pinch table salt 
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract  or vanilla sugar
• 3/4 cup (1,75 dl) pecans or walnuts, toasted in a skillet over medium heat until fragrant and browned, about 5 minutes, then cooled and coarsely chopped

1. Combine butter, brown sugar, corn syrup, and salt in small saucepan and bring to simmer over medium heat, whisking occasionally to thoroughly combine.
2. Off heat, stir in vanilla and pecans until pecans are evenly coated.
3. Using soup spoon, pour heaping tablespoon of nuts and topping over center of each sticky bun.
4. Continue to cool until sticky buns are warm, 15 to 20 minutes.
5. Pull apart or use knife to cut apart sticky buns; serve.

Surf while you surf (AFP)

Surf while you surf (AFP) 06/23/2004 02:23 PM
AFP - For beach bums who get withdrawal shakes if they are deprived of email for a few hours, here's the answer: an Internet-enabled surfboard.

You surf just like a woman

You surf just like a woman 05/04/2004 11:59 PM
Salon May 5 2004 4:11AM GMT

Surf the Net on a wood PC?

Surf the Net on a wood PC? 06/03/2004 02:00 PM
Electric New Paper Jun 3 2004 5:34PM GMT

My Computer: Where Do You Go to Surf?

My Computer: Where Do You Go to Surf? 07/23/2004 01:08 AM
G4 Tech TV Jul 23 2004 5:16AM GMT

Surf Your Way to a Campsite

Surf Your Way to a Campsite 06/12/2004 08:11 PM
Web sites that offer tips on great campsites, advice on how to find the right campground and even an occasional online reservation system.

Surf the net while surfing waves

Surf the net while surfing waves 06/18/2004 04:48 AM
A wi-fi surfboard has been developed to let you surf the waves and the net at the same time.

Palestinians Surf During Siege

Palestinians Surf During Siege 11/18/2003 05:53 AM
As the Middle East conflict grinds on, a growing number of people living in cramped West Bank refugee camps go online to get news and keep in touch with relatives.

Now MTN users surf via GPRS

Now MTN users surf via GPRS 07/15/2004 06:43 PM
News 24 Jul 15 2004 9:02PM GMT

Broadband Surf Report: Jan. 4

Broadband Surf Report: Jan. 4 01/04/2005 01:32 PM
What looks good in broadband news for the fourth day of 2005.

Some CEOs surf Web to see how they're
being portrayed

Some CEOs surf Web to see how they're
being portrayed 12/28/2004 02:59 AM
USA Today Dec 28 2004 6:51AM GMT

Broadband Surf Report: Jan. 5

Broadband Surf Report: Jan. 5 01/05/2005 01:33 PM
What looks good in broadband news for Jan. 5.

Facial Gestures To Surf The Web

Facial Gestures To Surf The Web 09/15/2004 09:49 PM
Worried about carpal tunnel? Maybe you should stop using your hands altogether when controlling your computer. A Canadian inventor has developed a system to control a mouse by where your nose is pointed, while letting you click with the blink of an eye (left eye, left click; right eye, right click). The idea, of course, behind this "nouse" system is to use it for people with disabilities. Of course, as someone points out in the article, the fact that using this could make you look quite silly may not go over particularly well. I also wonder how it deals with just regular blinking.

Coming to a PC near you: surf and sniff

Coming to a PC near you: surf and sniff 02/19/2004 01:22 AM
The Scotsman Feb 19 2004 4:39AM GMT

Surf as you slurp at McDonald's

Surf as you slurp at McDonald's 01/07/2004 02:22 PM
BT is to install wireless internet or WiFi access in McDonald's outlets across the UK.

Update: Surf Shop 7.3.725

Update: Surf Shop 7.3.725 06/02/2004 10:32 AM
The Perl-based ecommerce shopping cart software adds batch import of categories and items, IP address logging, improved MySQL integration, QuickBooks integration, and more.

Do not surf the web using Internet
Explorer

Do not surf the web using Internet
Explorer 06/25/2004 04:14 AM
Seriously. This is not just Open Source zealotry. It is dangerous to your financial security to use Internet Explorer to browse the web. From an article on CNET: Security researchers warned Web surfers on Thursday to be on their guard after uncovering evidence that widespread Web server compromises have turned corporate home pages into points of digital infection. The researchers believe that online organized crime groups are breaking into Web servers, surreptitiously inserting code that takes advantage of two flaws in Internet Explorer that Microsoft has not yet fixed. Those flaws allow the Web server to install a program that takes control of the user's computer.... ... This time, however, the flaws affect every user of Internet Explorer, because Microsoft has not yet released a patch. Moreover, the infectious Web sites are not just those of minor companies inhabiting the backwaters of the Web, but major firms, including some banks ... the malicious program uploaded to a victim's computer is not currently detected as a virus by most antivirus software. With no patch from Microsoft, that leaves Internet Explorer users vulnerable. ... That server uses the pair of Microsoft Internet Explorer vulnerabilities to upload and execute a remote access Trojan horse, RAT, to the victim's PC. The software records the victim's keystrokes and opens a backdoor in the system's security to allow the attacker to access the computer.. There are lots of other good choices for a browser. I am currently using Firefox 0.8, and find it much better than IE, especially after adding the Ad-block and Tabbrowser extensions. Highly recommended. Found via Techdirt....

Boy, 4, dragged to death by surf

Boy, 4, dragged to death by surf 06/27/2004 02:45 PM
A young boy dies after being swept out to sea while playing on rocks with his family in north Cornwall.

Fiat and Microsoft team up to surf Web
in car

Fiat and Microsoft team up to surf Web
in car 07/15/2004 03:15 PM
osOpinion Jul 15 2004 7:18PM GMT

Before you head out skiing, it pays to
surf

Before you head out skiing, it pays to
surf 12/21/2003 07:10 PM
Rather than relying on a generic search engine such as Google, skiers looking for a central location for links to snow sport Web pages might start at www ...

Keep Yo' Surf Safe With Paranoid
Android!

Keep Yo' Surf Safe With Paranoid
Android! 05/20/2004 05:49 AM
A new security vulnerability in Apple's Mac OS X is pretty nasty and has had lots of people worried about...

Web Magazine Dangles Pay-and-Surf
Incentives

Web Magazine Dangles Pay-and-Surf
Incentives 12/21/2003 11:52 PM
New York Times Dec 21 2003 11:15PM ET

Some CEOs surf Web to see how they're
being portrayed (USATODAY.com)

Some CEOs surf Web to see how they're
being portrayed (USATODAY.com) 12/28/2004 07:22 AM
USATODAY.com - The first thing Pete's Wicked Ale founder Pete Slosberg does when he gets to work is to type his own name into the Google Internet search engine to see if anything is being said about him or his new company, Cocoa Pete's Chocolate Adventures.

Sky surf champion killed in contest

Sky surf champion killed in contest 01/25/2004 08:15 AM
A sky surfing champion from Somerset is killed as she takes part in a contest in Australia.

Japanese surf faster and cheaper than
those in the US

Japanese surf faster and cheaper than
those in the US 07/11/2004 09:12 AM

It took Japan a little while to get out of the starting blocks on the Internet scene but they are way ahead when it comes to extremely highspeed broadband and the price makes me wanna cry. [I4U News]

Ask Jeeves CEO Says The Surf Search Box
Is Their Focus

Ask Jeeves CEO Says The Surf Search Box
Is Their Focus 07/12/2004 09:11 AM
"Our goal is to get everybody to enter the Web through the white search box. "

Surf Wirelessly at Dialup Speed

Surf Wirelessly at Dialup Speed 09/08/2004 05:03 AM
Hoping to extend wireless internet access to people without broadband, a Texas company is introducing a base station that works with any dialup connection. But don't expect it to make pages load any faster. By Elisa Batista.

ESA on mission to surf gravity's waves

ESA on mission to surf gravity's waves 06/24/2004 01:03 PM
Pathfinder craft to test Einstein prediction

Surf the Web to raise charity cash

Surf the Web to raise charity cash 06/22/2005 02:37 AM
CNN Jun 21 2005 5:35PM GMT

Surf and turf and identity theft

Surf and turf and identity theft 04/06/2005 06:23 PM
globetechnology.com Apr 6 2005 9:57PM GMT

REVIEW: Web Surf, Watch Video on PSP
(AP)

REVIEW: Web Surf, Watch Video on PSP
(AP) 04/06/2005 03:47 PM
AP - In the PlayStation Portable, Sony Corp. has produced a magnificent piece of hardware. It's so fine that using it just for games seems a pity.

News: Surf the Internet, While Surfing?

News: Surf the Internet, While Surfing? 06/18/2004 08:50 PM
Overclockers Club Jun 19 2004 1:07AM GMT

US rules all porn is child porn

US rules all porn is child porn 06/24/2005 04:04 PM
Prove otherwise

BBC NEWS | Technology | Surf the net
while surfing waves

BBC NEWS | Technology | Surf the net
while surfing waves 06/20/2004 05:01 AM
a surfboard has now been developed that lets surfers surf while surfing .. wi-fi enabled surfboard .. for real .. BBC News

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StarHub lets customers surf among the
clouds

StarHub lets customers surf among the
clouds 04/12/2004 07:37 AM
CNET Asia Apr 12 2004 11:58AM GMT

Can You Really Make Money with Surf for
Cash Programs?

Can You Really Make Money with Surf for
Cash Programs? 05/25/2004 08:47 PM
WebDevInfo May 26 2004 0:58AM GMT

Enjoy Summer Surf, Sand, and Gaming

Enjoy Summer Surf, Sand, and Gaming 07/23/2004 01:08 AM
G4 Tech TV Jul 23 2004 5:14AM GMT

Safety rethink after kite surf crash

Safety rethink after kite surf crash 04/21/2004 06:18 AM
New safety rules are to be implemented on a beach after a kite surfer is critically injured in a freak accident.
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