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The Fool's Errand Returns!

The Fool's Errand Returns! 10/29/2003 12:12 AM

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RIAA Lawsuits Draw to a Close Washington, DC - The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) this week announced that its litigation campaign against American filesharers will now end. Explained RIAA President Cory Shoreman, "In short, we sued 'em all. All 70 million, plus their parents, grandmothers, and roommates, have been properly brought to heel, for settlements ranging from between $3,000 and their entire net worth."

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"Why a dozen? Why, one CD for every RIAA-designed, government-approved listening device, of course! And then on top of that you've got to buy duplicates for back-ups in case any of them get scratched."

Twirling his moustachios and straightening his top hat, Shoreman chortled, "And they said the recording industry would never adjust to the Internet era!"

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Xeni Jardin:

Some anonymous geniuses whipped up this incredibly thorough parody of Boing Boing. I LOLed until my very eyeballs popped out. The detail is frightening (note the "Studious Girls" ads), as is the volume of witty, nuanced little references to actual crap we've blogged. To wit:

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Jason Gill says, "Someone has posted a script for GreaseMonkey (a Firefox extension that lets you add your own Javascript code to any website, to remove ads or add features) that automatically removes every post when viewing Boring Boring." We wish we had thought of that.
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Search Returns!


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So our behind-the-curtains team here at the Gawker Empire has been, well, besides basically keeping we lazy editors afloat, working hard to make sure that our websites do cool things like actually work. Brice (who I, of all editors, forgot on Sysadmin Appreciation, but will remember now) spent a long time finally building a search tool that would get the job done for Gizmodo (MT's search, god love it, just wasn't quite up to the task of handling of dozens to tens of dozens of requests at once), and we've been testing it out for the last week or so, and so far it's working pretty great.

I just thought I'd point it out to you (it's up there in the right hand corner), say thanks again to Brice and everybody who works so hard to make our jobs easier, and explain a little about the new search's extended features after the jump.


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Solarian II returns for OS X


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