Fake Farting Dog Sets of Airport Alarms

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McAfee sets intruder alarms

McAfee sets intruder alarms 06/11/2004 02:34 PM
ZDNet Jun 11 2004 6:25PM GMT

US airport fake ID study 'was found in
al-Qaida cave'

US airport fake ID study 'was found in
al-Qaida cave' 05/20/2004 05:28 PM
Mica wants biometrics, fast

Atlanta Sets September Debut for Airport
Wi-Fi

Atlanta Sets September Debut for Airport
Wi-Fi 06/17/2005 03:19 PM
Atlanta has been a laggard in major airport Wi-Fi coverage: They've been discussing airport access as part of a broader citywide Wi-Fi service since 2004. The airport was supposed to be unwired this spring, but let's not blame them for ambitious plans. The company that was to provide this service still says coming soon on their Atlanta FastPass page, the name for this project. The airport will offer service on a wholesale basis to providers which will resell it or include it to their customers, an approach which seems to offer the least friction. The service will cost $3 million to install. The article doesn't mention anything about the larger Atlanta project....

Raising alarms about 911 over Net phones

Raising alarms about 911 over Net phones 04/08/2005 03:48 PM
Regulators in the U.S. and Canada are entering the battle over emergency calls via Internet phones.

Set alarms for subscribed iCal calendars

Set alarms for subscribed iCal calendars 05/24/2004 10:44 AM
I was frustrated to find out that in iCal, I could not attach alarms to events from other people's calendars that I had subscribed to. However, I later discovered that this is actually possible. Even though you cannot change ...

Pre-emptive security prompts alarms

Pre-emptive security prompts alarms 06/14/2004 06:46 AM
ZDNet Jun 14 2004 11:17AM GMT

Fainting Fad Alarms Teachers in Maine
(AP)

Fainting Fad Alarms Teachers in Maine
(AP) 06/08/2004 03:34 PM
AP - Induced fainting by middle school students looking to experience a "rush" has set off alarm bells in Cape Elizabeth.

Release of Lethal Flu Virus Alarms CDC

Release of Lethal Flu Virus Alarms CDC 04/16/2005 11:20 PM
Sci-Tech Today Apr 17 2005 2:19AM GMT

Rabbits on death row for gnawing alarms
(Reuters)

Rabbits on death row for gnawing alarms
(Reuters) 01/22/2004 02:10 AM
Reuters - Dutch officials plan to shoot hundreds of wild rabbits which have nibbled through a prison's underground alarm, phone and power cables and tried to tunnel under its walls, officials say.

Push to Allow DVDs to Be 'Sanitized'
Alarms Studios

Push to Allow DVDs to Be 'Sanitized'
Alarms Studios 06/23/2004 03:00 AM
Los Angeles Times Jun 23 2004 7:03AM GMT

Antivirus companies muting false alarms

Antivirus companies muting false alarms 05/12/2004 09:46 AM
A new Symantec tool is designed to squelch e-mail notifications that wrongly tell people they've sent e-mail containing a virus. Other security companies are likely to follow suit.

Why Apple's Airport Express May
Unofficially Extend Non-Airport Networks

Why Apple's Airport Express May
Unofficially Extend Non-Airport Networks 06/07/2004 05:15 PM

Even though Apple is claiming on their website that the new Airport Express can only act as a network range extender (signal repeater) with other Airport devices (look at the bottom of this page), WiFi Networking News's Glenn Fleishman explains why the Airport Express may just work with some non-Apple devices after all:

AirPort Prices Drop Before Airport
Express Release (05-Jul-2004; 1.5K)

AirPort Prices Drop Before Airport
Express Release (05-Jul-2004; 1.5K) 07/05/2004 08:48 PM

BBC NEWS | Americas | Christian question
alarms flight

BBC NEWS | Americas | Christian question
alarms flight 02/10/2004 02:50 AM
"Just try to imagine the response if this guy had been a Muslim" .. everyone who doesn't have their hand raised is crazy .. Christian question alarms flight .. Flying for Jesus .. fire his ass

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3472265.stm
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Rhetoric From Right Alarms Israeli
Leaders (Los Angeles Times)

Rhetoric From Right Alarms Israeli
Leaders (Los Angeles Times) 07/07/2004 07:47 AM
Los Angeles Times - JERUSALEM — The Israeli parliament met Tuesday night to discuss reports that far-right Jewish activists were inciting violence to oppose the removal of Jewish settlements from the Gaza Strip.

Attacks on Microsoft WINS hole raise
alarms

Attacks on Microsoft WINS hole raise
alarms 01/05/2005 06:58 PM
Internet security monitoring groups are warning Windows users about new Internet attacks aimed at a Windows Internet Naming Service vulnerability that was reported and patched by Microsoft in December.

Amid Jungle Cacophony, Hornbills Heed
Monkeys' Alarms

Amid Jungle Cacophony, Hornbills Heed
Monkeys' Alarms 05/10/2004 05:46 PM
Large fruit-eating birds known as hornbills can decipher calls of the Diana monkey in the African rain forest's boisterous symphony of sound.

Attacks on Microsoft WINS Service hole
raise alarms

Attacks on Microsoft WINS Service hole
raise alarms 01/05/2005 04:38 PM
Internet security monitoring groups are warning Microsoft Windows users about new Internet attacks aimed at Windows NT, Windows 2000 and Windows Server 2003 machines running WINS (Windows Internet Naming Service).

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Christian
question alarms flight

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Christian
question alarms flight 02/10/2004 09:18 AM
Piloto da American chama os passageiros no-cristos de loucos em pleno vo .. An airline pilot asks Christians on his flight to hold up their hands .. BBC NEWS Christian question alarms flight .. also said

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3472265.stm
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Youth 'Hijacks' Airport Bus to the
Airport (Reuters)

Youth 'Hijacks' Airport Bus to the
Airport (Reuters) 03/22/2005 04:51 PM
Reuters - A Japanese youth who wanted to go to Tokyo's Haneda airport boarded a bus heading there before threatening to hijack it unless it took him to ... the airport.

AirPort 4.0.1 Updates AirPort Express
(30-Aug-2004; 1.1K)

AirPort 4.0.1 Updates AirPort Express
(30-Aug-2004; 1.1K) 08/30/2004 10:39 PM

"The TSA Chief at Dulles Airport was
nabbed for drunk driving yesterday at 1
o'clock AM, at which time he was
supposed to be on duty supervising
Orange Level security at our capital's
airport."

"The TSA Chief at Dulles Airport was
nabbed for drunk driving yesterday at 1
o'clock AM, at which time he was
supposed to be on duty supervising
Orange Level security at our capital's
airport." 01/04/2004 09:35 AM

Fake Lib 0.6

Fake Lib 0.6 04/21/2004 07:57 PM
A small library for creating standalone programs.

they might be fake

they might be fake 09/09/2004 06:49 PM
60 Minutes

cnsnews.com//ViewPolitics.asp?Page=%5CPolitics%5Carchive%5C2 00409%5CPOL20040909d.html
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Fake Lib 0.7

Fake Lib 0.7 04/29/2004 10:39 AM
A small library for creating standalone programs.

Fake Lib 0.8

Fake Lib 0.8 05/24/2004 09:00 AM
A small library for creating standalone programs.

Fake Lib 0.5

Fake Lib 0.5 12/26/2003 12:33 PM
A small library for creating standalone programs.

Fake ads

Fake ads 02/01/2005 09:18 PM
The New York Times says that VW is upset about the fake ad showing a suicide bomber and a Polo. I'm sure everyone has seen a reference to this in their local papers. (In a Japanese newspaper, they had a hand-drawn story-board of the ad.)

For your reference, Wizbang has links to the video.

And just for old time's sake, here are the snopes.com pages for the Ford SportKa and the Nokia fake ads. (They have links to the videos.)

People used a lot of flash and video during the elections to express their views online. With more bandwidth and easier and easier video editing, video as a form of expression will continue to grow. It's interesting how the TV ad as a form is perfect for twisted humor because it is designed to be short and strong and people are used to the format.

Jeff Jarvis has blogged his thoughts on this.

Comment - TrackBack

"Another fake memo"

"Another fake memo" 03/24/2005 01:50 PM

CDDB-Fake-2.00

CDDB-Fake-2.00 08/13/2004 10:31 AM

The fake peace

The fake peace 05/28/2004 07:57 PM
Hours after a deal was struck, armed Mahdi army forces are back in Najaf -- abetted by fresh volunteers.

Fake but Accurate Again?

Fake but Accurate Again? 03/29/2005 04:27 AM
dubious "talking points" memo .. Daily Standard .. AGAIN?

weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/416vir ea.asp
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Fake Sites

Fake Sites 08/05/2004 01:43 AM
A record label with a long and very proud history. An on-line store for all your evil needs. The only problem is that both are totally made up. And we all thought the IMDB guy had way too much time on his hands.

fake-tools 0.11

fake-tools 0.11 04/27/2004 07:32 AM
Helpful utilities to build bigger projects.

fake Republican ad

fake Republican ad 09/03/2004 12:05 PM
Watch

taint.org.nyud.net:8090/xfer/Daily%20Show%20-%20GWB%20Film%209 -1-04.mov
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Too many fake friends

Too many fake friends 05/04/2004 07:45 PM

 Too Many Fake Friends
By Jim Louderback
May 4, 2004

It probably started with instant messaging—technology's insidious redefining of personal relationships. My AIM buddy list is over 50 people long, with most of those actually coworkers. And while I value and respect each and every one of them, I'd hardly call many of them buddies. And I'll bet most of them feel the same about me.

A buddy's one thing, but a friend is so much more. And social software, which lets you leverage your friends to make new friends, really has me really concerned.

Back in the second grade, my best friend, Jay Keese, had a killer Hot Wheels collection. A BMOP (Big Man on Playground), he still liked me, for which I'll be eternally grateful. My other friends were accidents of geography—they lived in the neighborhood and we played together out of convenience.

As I grew up, I developed a small set of good friends—mostly those too weird to be accepted by the tough guys or the fast crowd. Later, I discovered that Dead Heads love everyone, so I promptly became one too. But I've never doled out friendships easily. I have a wonderful set of acquaintances everywhere, but real friends are less common.

But the new and oh-so-exclusive Orkut system, started by a Google programmer, has changed all that. It has redefined "friend" just as IM redefined "buddy." Now I've got more than 50 friends—some of whom I barely even know.

Like the ancient Prieure de Sion secret society, you have to be invited into Orkut. New members describe themselves, and then create networks of friends. They can then join groups built around shared interests, send each other messages, rate existing friends and search for new ones. My buddy Chris Pirillo—the Lockergnome, an ex-TechTVer—invited me in. But as I signed up, Orkut presented me with a metaphysical question: Was Chris really my friend?

Hmm. We'd worked together at TechTV. I had a blast attending and speaking at his Gnomedex conference last year. I've learned a lot from him and we've shared drinks and dinner. Is that a friend? Well, given that I wasn't going to get into Orkut without saying yes, I threw caution to the wind and said "Yes."

Since then I've received many invites from Orkut members asking to become part of my growing circle of friends. Some, like Robert, John, Brooke, Cathy, and Rosie, really are pals. Rosie's actually one of my oldest buddies still talking to me—we've known each other since we were 15. Others, including Oliver Muto and Marc Canter, are folks I've respected and admired for years, but never been actually palled around with.

The Orkut style of friendship reminds me of Dr. Phil's recent visit to the Late Show. Letterman, clearly uncomfortable by the Doctor's insightfully personal remarks, shifted gears by asking Dr. Phil to be his friend. Let's go out and get some steaks, he pleaded, and drink some beers at the bar. Let's be friends.

Is that what friends are? Partners for brewski guzzling and cow chomping? Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of guzzling and gobbling with my chums. But I think it's more than that. There's a sense of shared experience and trust.

And that's all sadly lacking on these social networks. Instead, friendship is being co-opted for more insalubrious purposes.

Take Steve. Looking to break some inane record of superficiality, he's personally contacted hundreds of Orkut members, asking to be added as a friend. Is his esteem so low that he craves the chimerical kinship of many he's never even met? I don't know, but like a complete sap, I accepted his offer of friendship, before realizing I was just being used.

Canter, the founder of MediaBand and what became Macromedia, is another Orkut slut. Marc's currently helping us launch a new version of our gaming site 1up.com, so I had a chance to find out the real reasons behind his apparent affability.

"It's all about marketing, baby," he chortled. "More names for my list!'

I was crushed. And I thought he actually liked me. Instead, I was just another peep ripe for the spamming.

But the worst was yet to come. I recently uncovered an even more disquieting situation. It appears that a friend of mine who will remain nameless had been harvesting my other friends to artificially boost his own circle. Take "Tom," for example. There's absolutely no way this "friend" would ever know Tom. Yet there he was, perched smugly inside my other friend's network. This so-called friend of mine was stealing my real friends to feed his own nefarious schemes.

Is this a cheapening of friendship? Or an expanding? I find it hard enough to be a good friend to the 10 or so folks I really cherish. With all this newfound comradeship, I think I'll be spreading myself a little thin.

I've been getting five or ten invites a week, though, to join up into someone's circle of friends—whether on Orkut, the business-oriented LinkedIn, or a wide range of other social networks. I used to just accept them all—like I did Steve and Marc, but now I'm not so sure. I rejected a few, but then I felt guilty about it for days. What if that poor lonely soul really considered me a true friend? Could I have just crushed a fragile, needy ego?

Well here's a message to everyone I've rejected, and will reject. It's really nothing personal. It's not that I don't want to be your friend, because I really do. I'd just rather we became acquainted the old fashioned way. So if you send me an invite to join your network, please don't be insulted if I turn you down. It's not that I don't like you. I just have an old-fashioned concept of what makes a "friend."

Although if your invite happens to mention a super-neat collection of Hot Wheels, I just might reconsider. Especially if you're going to share.

How To Tell If A Photo Is A Fake

How To Tell If A Photo Is A Fake 05/13/2004 06:32 PM
If you ask me, I'd guess that this photo is a fake. Clues? The position of the mouse, and the position of the right hand.

fake-tools 0.13

fake-tools 0.13 05/24/2004 07:30 AM
Helpful utilities to build bigger projects.

Casablanca ‘ was fake ’

Casablanca ‘ was fake ’ 05/31/2004 07:02 PM
The Spoof (satire),UK-8 hours ago ... After a simple search on Google after his 15-year trek, Sanchez discovered that the film was actually fiction, written by Hollywood screenwriter Murray Burnett ...
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