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Can't take it anymore? Let Clippy Help:

Can't take it anymore? Let Clippy Help: 01/03/2004 05:55 PM
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How Now, Dear Dow?

How Now, Dear Dow? 04/14/2005 03:32 PM
Publisher's first-quarter earnings cut in half on continued weak ad spending.

Dear Peg

Dear Peg 06/11/2004 05:30 PM

Dear TiVo,

Dear TiVo, 01/16/2004 11:02 AM
For the past five days my TiVo has reboot itself promptly at 02:00. This is annoying because I get home...

Dear TechSupport:

Dear TechSupport: 01/16/2004 01:02 PM
Dear TechSupport: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 andnoticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, it simply...

FC Now: Dear Mr. Lindstrom...

FC Now: Dear Mr. Lindstrom... 03/28/2005 03:27 PM
Mr. Lindstrom's blog entry last Friday sparked my interest. I spent a few minutes this weekend considering the problem. Though I loathe limits to free speech, he brings up a good point. Just as certain commercials are banned on television...

Dear John: We're thru :-(

Dear John: We're thru :-( 05/04/2004 07:49 PM
globetechnology.com May 4 2004 10:50PM GMT

Dear Sirsi,

Dear Sirsi, 04/10/2005 11:33 PM

Please provide an RSS feed for this page. Thank you.

Sincerely,
A fan.

Dear Blogosphere

Dear Blogosphere 05/13/2004 04:50 PM
people are funny. and some people are sweet.

Dear Maury

Dear Maury 05/19/2004 04:11 PM

Holy cow, this example of people thinking they are talking to Maury is even better than the overhaulin' example. Despite the page saying clearly it was just one person's account of seeing a show, and despite the author making comments pleading with people to stop and openly mocking them, they continue.

Aside from my Google hypothesis, my other one of course is that people never read anything and Google results leading to blogs just makes that more obvious.

Dear WJFK

Dear WJFK 01/03/2005 10:11 PM
Please stop airing sports radio during prime time hours during the working week. Thank you. A concerned listener.

Dear Kim Komando

Dear Kim Komando 06/11/2004 07:15 PM
CNN/Money-2 hours agoNEW YORK (CNN/Money) - It really concerns me that if you type my name in at Google.com, you get my telephone number and a map to my house! ...

Dear Son: Please Move Out

Dear Son: Please Move Out 06/22/2004 01:45 PM
Is your grown kid mooching off mom and dad? Print this and put it on his pillow.

Dear Mr. Bush

Dear Mr. Bush 08/06/2004 06:30 AM
USA Today Aug 6 2004 10:39AM GMT

Dear George

Dear George 11/19/2003 03:28 PM
Dear President Bush, I'm sure you'll be having a nice little tea party with your fellow war criminal, Tony Blair. Please wash the cucumber sandwiches down with a glass of blood, with my compliments. Harold Pinter, Playwright. Some caustic open letters in The Guardian for the big state visit.

Dear Sonya

Dear Sonya 11/01/2003 05:23 PM
Dear Jon Udell, ...

Dear Mr Goates,

Dear Mr Goates, 12/08/2003 10:33 AM
Congratulations! You have been pre-selected to receive a FREE GIFT by our PNAC team!

Dear Info

Dear Info 12/10/2003 04:12 PM
Spammers send email to info@ranchero.com—and assume that “info” is somebody’s name. Note the subject line in the screen shot below:

Dear Mary:

Dear Mary: 01/27/2004 10:17 AM
Mary Cheney: "The next time you walk into a gay public place, be prepared for a chorus calling you everything from a quisling and a betrayer to a selfish, fiendish, nasty example of a human being." Michelangelo Signorile's open letter to the VP's gay daughter.

Dear Steve

Dear Steve 06/17/2005 04:30 PM
James Duncan Davidson: Dear Steve: “Well, I think that after the experience we just had this last week, you don’t have to worry about us. We’ll be more than ready for you in very short order.”

Agreed.

Dear Mr. Picky

Dear Mr. Picky 04/15/2005 10:07 AM

I can understand why some people might find pres ence of Dave wary because he can throw large rocks very accurately.  Well, if they are attending conferences to shake hands and smile knowingly, then they certainly wouldn't want Dave around.  But Dave's rocks are each like the Newton's apple IMHO.  You might get distracted by the blow or even get knocked out but, if you ignore all that and bite into the rock, you have a decent chance of tasting it's core which is rarely empty nor selfish and often very enlightening. At least that's the way it's been for me.

Dear Leader

Dear Leader 11/19/2003 12:54 PM
This is the best description of dear leader I've read in a long time, (emphasis mine). But our he-man President is afraid of...

Dear who ever it may concern i would
like to buy a brand new

Dear who ever it may concern i would
like to buy a brand new 09/17/2004 04:29 AM
TechTree Sep 17 2004 8:42AM GMT

Dear Getty Images

Dear Getty Images 03/11/2003 02:00 PM
Dear Getty Images, Thank you so much for shutting down Eyewire halfway through today....

Dear Sir: The letter is back

Dear Sir: The letter is back 07/01/2004 06:55 AM
E-mail was supposed to conquer all in its wake. CNET News.com's Michael Kanellos explains why computer users had other ideas about that.

Elementary, my dear Euclid

Elementary, my dear Euclid 01/03/2004 05:39 PM
Euclid' s Elements - the ancient Greek mathematicians textbook, presented here with the aid of Java, including Pythagoras' Theorem, and proof that there is an infinite amount of prime numbers.

Dear Sir, I Need A Tvs Proton Dot Matrix
Us

Dear Sir, I Need A Tvs Proton Dot Matrix
Us 08/28/2004 07:49 AM
TechTree Aug 28 2004 11:40AM GMT

Dear Overhaulin | A Whole Lotta Nothing

Dear Overhaulin | A Whole Lotta Nothing 05/20/2004 02:26 AM
Matt's talking about people confusing blog posts for something "Official" .. the "i'm feeling lucky" effect .. Dear Overhaulin'

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Dear Martha: Please Shut Up

Dear Martha: Please Shut Up 07/23/2004 09:24 AM
Convicted liar Martha Stewart still says it's not her fault, but she'll be tough, like Mandela.

Dear Journal: What Were You Thinking?

Dear Journal: What Were You Thinking? 07/21/2004 10:51 AM
Younger investors would do well to ignore the Wall Street Journal's advice.

Dear Roger "Fatty" Clemens

Dear Roger "Fatty" Clemens 07/13/2004 12:29 PM
Today in Slate, an open letter to former Red Sox pitcher (and tonight's starter for the National League in the All-Star Game) Roger Clemens, Roger and Me: Why I hate the greatest pitcher of all time. But here's the real problem with your behavior: Fans like to think that players are giving it their all. All the time. I like to think that, anyway. But then I'm just a simple, good-hearted man, a man who wants to believe in heroes. How can I believe in heroes, Mr. Clemens, when the world is home to people like you? It's clear that you just try hard when you feel like it. Sadly that seems to be the general state in sports these days, and why I tend to be a big fan of the hustlers still making names for themselves. I can relate to the author's anger. Also he calls The Rocket, "wicked fat." Ha ha ha. What is it with ballplayers? They're like the fattest professional athletes, with so many guts and bellies. I mean, if you're a nose guard, sure you've got a gut. But you're not supposed to dive and make a catch and run between bases. Wicked fat. Ha.

Dear Developers And Web Site
Designers...

Dear Developers And Web Site
Designers... 06/24/2005 04:42 PM

Remember, your UI is important. Don't change for the sake of changing. Only change your UI when the new one is extremely significantly better than the old one.

Remember Word 6? Or, witness the BBC.

Calling a BT Bluephone could cost you
dear

Calling a BT Bluephone could cost you
dear 06/24/2004 09:56 AM
Telco undecided on tariff charges

Please dear esteemed Earth
personage...

Please dear esteemed Earth
personage... 07/25/2004 07:18 AM
Greetings and the blessings of the NABIL be upon you. I am but visiting your fair Planet and find I am myself in some distress. I have with me 72,086,548 Suroof$ from Planet Endradil as legacy from my late host-mother but under interplanetary law I can't not cash them on my own self without I have partner from local Planet, that is Earth which is your Home Planet where I now am because of wildlife protection regulations that keep you Earth Humans from being taken advantage of by the many con artists who inhabit this part of Your Galaxy, a lovely one I might add despite the economic disfortitude of some of its citizens.

Dear Valued Customer, You Are A Loser

Dear Valued Customer, You Are A Loser 08/27/2004 02:00 PM
How many stories do you have about technology products that just don't seem to work -- and appear to be designed to have never work properly at all (or clearly designed with no thought towards how a customer would use them). It appears someone has decided to write a book about many, many such products. Wired News is now running a review of a book about the problems technology causes for customers, including a story about a driver who purchased 50 new pagers, only to crash his car when all of the new pagers went off at once with a welcome message. The book, Dear Valued Customer, You Are A Loser, apparently doesn't try to analyze the deeper causes of such things, but simply report them. Plus, it sounds like the author has a built in franchise. There are so many stories of these types of products, you can bet the sequel is already being written.

Dear one-browser Web designers: Don't
say I didn't warn you

Dear one-browser Web designers: Don't
say I didn't warn you 09/27/2004 05:32 AM
In my 2002 book, The Online Rules of Successful Companies, I said it was stupid to design Web sites that would work correctly only with the most popular Web browser. Yes, I told readers, over 90% of all Internet users today may use Microsoft's Internet Explorer (MSIE), but not long ago 90% of all Internet users ran Netscape. Web designers and site owners who made Netscape-only sites had to scramble madly to redo their work when MSIE started getting popular. "Learn from this!" I said.

Dear Forbes and Journal: What Are You
Thinking?

Dear Forbes and Journal: What Are You
Thinking? 04/15/2005 03:18 PM
Some august business journals are using salacious headlines not supported by the content of their articles.

Dear Atari: your DRM screwed me, so now
I hate you

Dear Atari: your DRM screwed me, so now
I hate you 12/19/2003 11:45 AM
Good letter from an Atari fan to Atari, describing the way that their anti-copying technology has screwed the innocent in order to get at the guilty. Link (Thanks, Marie!)

Dear Ben and Mena, Thanks for lunch!
[Flickr]

Dear Ben and Mena, Thanks for lunch!
[Flickr] 02/05/2005 10:08 PM

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