Stormtroopers Have Very Poor Aim

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HOF Stormtroopers At Toysrus.com

HOF Stormtroopers At Toysrus.com 05/27/2004 10:52 AM
With free shipping on orders over $25, army builders will be interested to see Toysrus.com has the Death Star Chase Stormtrooper in stock for $7.99 each. Thanks to budda for the tip.

Stormtroopers on July 4 parade

Stormtroopers on July 4 parade 08/03/2004 09:21 PM
Inkeeper2097 sez, "My family and I went to a parade on the 4th of July. One of the participants was the Ohio Garrison of Storm Troopers. As they were coming down the street I told my 5 yr old to go stand in the road so I could take his picture with them. As you can see from the photo, a couple of Storm Troopers got out of formation to pose for the picture. My 2 year old was scared to death and ran to Mom. I kept telling my 5 year old not to be scared and to stand still. The look on my boys face, priceless. Fun was had by all." 129K JPEG Link (Thanks, innkeeper2097!)

POTF2 Photo Archives Update:
Stormtroopers

POTF2 Photo Archives Update:
Stormtroopers 05/17/2004 02:54 AM
Continuing our series of updates to our Power of the Force 2 Photo Archives, we go all the way back to the beginning of the line to one of the first figures. Han Solo (Stormtrooper Outfit) was available exclusively as a mail-in offer from Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal beginning in the summer of 1995. And because you can never have too many Stormtroopers in your action figure army, look for the Deluxe Crowd Control Stormtrooper as well, one of the first Expanded Universe figures in the line long before the term was even used.

Stormtroopers Cyborgs and Klingons to
Patrol Streets of Downtown Atlanta over
Labor Day Weekend

Stormtroopers Cyborgs and Klingons to
Patrol Streets of Downtown Atlanta over
Labor Day Weekend 08/19/2004 02:36 AM
This Labor Day weekend, Dragon*Con, North America’s largest annual Science Fiction and popular arts convention, invades Atlanta for four days of non-stop fun. Now in its 18th year, over twenty thousand fans from across the globe will arrive at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta and Atlanta Marriott Marquis for the largest event of its kind. [PRWEB Aug 19, 2004]

"Poor Man"

"Poor Man" 06/19/2004 04:26 PM

Poor and proud

Poor and proud 08/31/2004 09:52 AM
Cheri Honkala's diverse group of anti-Bush marchers arrives in New York, declaring that homelessness is a societal, not a personal, failing.

poor laura

poor laura 09/23/2004 07:20 AM
"Just to let you know, this is revolutionary... I think this is the first time this has ever been done over PowerPoint..."

Poor Herman

Poor Herman 05/27/2004 12:22 AM
A lesson to all marketers out there: name your products carefully. Don't be like Herman Melville, whose famous novel has its name changed recently by Apple to "Moby D**k."

pmMDA - poor man MDA -

pmMDA - poor man MDA - 05/26/2004 09:05 AM
Project Creation

Wi-Fi security still poor

Wi-Fi security still poor 04/14/2004 06:37 PM

Kill The Poor

Kill The Poor 09/27/2004 07:31 AM
I've been a soup van volunteer for three months plus a couple of weeks. I've also been casually mentioning this example of my beneficence in everyday conversation for about the same length of time. I use this particular phrasing, rather than "I work on a soup van", because what I'm trying to emphasise is that I didn't take it up lightly or gingerly. In the beginning, I didn't know exactly how it would turn out, but I did know that I wanted to be good. Between then and now, an awful lot became clear.

Oh! The poor algophobic!

Oh! The poor algophobic! 12/02/2003 10:15 PM
Do you have Arachibutyrophobia? Or some other kind of phobia? All kinds of fear from A to Z Which is your favorite?

Why Did You Fry Poor Greedo?

Why Did You Fry Poor Greedo? 09/20/2004 10:32 AM
At this point most fans are aware of the various changes between the previous version of the Star Wars Special Edition and the version we'll be seeing on DVD tomorrow. DVDTown.com has posted a Quicktime movie comparison of the Jabba scene in A New Hope. Pretty cool to see it in motion. Check it out.

Poor being hurt by disconnection

Poor being hurt by disconnection 06/22/2004 01:22 AM
Disconnections by energy suppliers are hitting the most vulnerable, a consumer watchdog is due to tell MPs.

The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and
Stupid

The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and
Stupid 10/31/2003 03:54 AM
Website Of The Day: The Conspiracy To Keep You Poor And Stupid .. what it did to Donald Luskin’s .. blogger .. sallies

poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp
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New KDE 3.4 a Sight For Poor Eyes

New KDE 3.4 a Sight For Poor Eyes 03/19/2005 03:05 AM

Microsoft: EU may get poor Windows

Microsoft: EU may get poor Windows 11/14/2003 10:21 AM
China Daily Nov 14 2003 9:02AM ET

Those Poor Phone Companies

Those Poor Phone Companies 03/14/2005 06:12 PM

Qwest CEO Richard Notebaert, speaking at the Silicon Flatirons conference, used a great quote from former LA Dodgers managerTommy Lasorda: "I've stopped telling people about my problems. 80% of people listening don't care, and the other 20% are glad I'm having problems."

Notebaert's words are ironic, because his predecessor, Joe Nacchio, got into hot water by whining about his company's problems. In an incident that has become infamous, Dan Gillmor blogged in real-time about Nacchio's comments at PC Forum, turning the audience against hostile when people discovered Nacchio was pocketing enormous profits from selling Qwest stock.

Of course, like any good politician, Notebaert followed the Tommy Lasorda quote with a litany of complaints about how phone companies are regulated more than their competitors in the cable industry. Some things never change.

He had one good anecdote about the rate of wireless substitution for wired phone service. Qwest used to have to cancel vacations and schedule additional staff time in Boulder, CO, in early September, in order to handle the influx of University of Colorado students who needed phone service. Today, a huge percentage of those students just use mobile phones for their phone service. Qwest no longer sees a spike in demand when the students come back.

Stars' plea for more aid to poor

Stars' plea for more aid to poor 06/01/2004 09:59 PM
A letter signed by more than 20 celebrities urges the UK to donate more to the world's poor

Uniform help for poor 'dwindling'

Uniform help for poor 'dwindling' 09/09/2004 03:42 AM
Fewer councils help poorer families to pay for children's school uniforms, a charity says.

Poor smokers 'do not get help'

Poor smokers 'do not get help' 06/25/2004 08:31 PM
Many poor people want to quit smoking but do not receive the help they need, say lung specialists.

UK poor in delivering broadband

UK poor in delivering broadband 02/17/2004 10:26 PM
Computer Weekly Feb 18 2004 2:09AM GMT

From poor childhood to CEO, with help
from math

From poor childhood to CEO, with help
from math 09/13/2004 06:18 PM
Chicago Tribune Sep 13 2004 9:29PM GMT

Simputer--not just your poor man's PC

Simputer--not just your poor man's PC 11/06/2003 01:26 PM
ZDNet Nov 6 2003 12:46PM ET

Digital tax to aid poor nations

Digital tax to aid poor nations 03/17/2005 03:39 AM
A fund to provide hi-tech tools to African nations has been officially launched in Geneva.

Poor Performance Key Phrases

Poor Performance Key Phrases 12/24/2004 12:15 PM

Vaccinating the World's Poor

Vaccinating the World's Poor 04/22/2004 03:54 AM
Business Week Apr 22 2004 8:01AM GMT

Seeking Riches From the Poor

Seeking Riches From the Poor 04/23/2004 05:30 AM
South African entrepreneurs have discovered a stunningly large and lucrative market: Africa's poor. By providing services that the developed world takes for granted, the entrepreneurs are making money -- and making lives easier. Part 3 of a three-part series. Megan Lindow reports from Cape Town.

No Privacy for the Poor, Homeless

No Privacy for the Poor, Homeless 04/23/2004 05:30 AM
Tracking the homeless using government-mandated databases would endanger battered women and rob the poor of their privacy while not improving services, experts say. Ryan Singel reports from Berkeley, California.

The Poor Man: He's Not A Liar, He's My
President!

The Poor Man: He's Not A Liar, He's My
President! 07/01/2004 05:38 AM
The Poor Man: He's Not A Liar, He's My President! .. dispatches with ease .. flat-out lies

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It doesn’t look so hot for the
poor

It doesn’t look so hot for the
poor 09/23/2004 05:29 PM
today's Washington Post

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Poor David's almanac

Poor David's almanac 06/05/2005 10:55 PM
Poor David Brooks -- the guy's timing is simply awful. Here he is, offering a column -- "Meet the Poor Republicans" -- that tries to explain why a particular contingent of not-so-well-off voters has lately been voting for the GOP. His answer? Unlike the poor folks who vote for the Democrats, these poor people "agree with Horatio Alger": they believe that they've got a reasonable shot at moving up the ladder, living the American dream, making a fortune and leaving that word "poor" behind. Poor Democrats, on the other hand, tend to be people who think that the cards are stacked against them.

Unfortunately for Brooks, his column ran on the very same day that the Times kicked off a mega-series on "Class in America" -- the central premise of which is that there's a lot less class mobility in America than people believe. (Lest you conservatives fear that this is simply a plot by that filthy liberal Times rag to fill our heads with lies, the Wall Street Journal ran a front-page story last week reporting pretty much exactly the same thing.)

This juxtaposition of material couldn't possibly have been intended by the Times' news editors to make Brooks look like a condescending idiot or a closet Democrat, but that's the result. Because there's no way to put these two articles together without concluding that those poor people out there who vote Republican because they think they have a chance to get ahead, those people whose praises Brooks are singing, are, sadly, chumps. They have been sold a bridge. They believe in something that, like creationism or Saddam Hussein's WMD arsenal, is contra-factual. On the other hand, those poor Democrats, however unfashionably glum and not-with-the-morning-in-America program they may be, seem to have a clearer picture of the state of the union.

One could go further and begin to lay out how the policies of the Bush-era GOP, supported by Brooks' "poor Republicans," are only further locking in the sort of class immobility the Times (and Journal) articles note. But let's not kick Brooks while his own paper has tripped him sprawling, face-down, on the political floor.

The Poor Man: I'm Not Sure How Many More
Corners We Can Stand To Turn

The Poor Man: I'm Not Sure How Many More
Corners We Can Stand To Turn 01/07/2005 02:37 AM
Here's what he says .. Just go read

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EarnBenefits online to aid working poor

EarnBenefits online to aid working poor 12/31/2004 09:07 AM
Gomemphis.com - Fri Dec 31, 06:32 am GMT

Computer detects poor thinking

Computer detects poor thinking 05/07/2004 01:59 AM
Australian IT May 7 2004 6:14AM GMT

UK to write off poor nations' debt

UK to write off poor nations' debt 09/26/2004 03:54 AM
Chancellor Gordon Brown is to announce the UK will write off its share of debts owed by the world's poorest countries to the World Bank.

Why Poor People are pretty much f*cked

Why Poor People are pretty much f*cked 12/10/2003 03:25 AM
Why Poor People are pretty much f*cked. No one can make reading about the growing gap between the rich and the poor as fun as the Onion; but other than describing the issue in humorous terms, the story makes it more accessible than your typical article in a newsmagazine.

Archbishop asks rich to help poor

Archbishop asks rich to help poor 12/25/2004 04:48 PM
A secure world will only be realised if we share wealth with the poor, the head of the Anglican church warns.

Why Motorola Is a Poor Wireless Play

Why Motorola Is a Poor Wireless Play 08/30/2004 01:51 PM
TheStreet.com Aug 30 2004 6:39PM GMT
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