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Random PHP Oddity 03/19/2003 10:27 PM

Random PHP Oddity

Here's an interesting one.  I was using strtotime() and I noticed it failing (it returns -1 when it fails).  So here was my input:

$pubdate = "March 18, 2003, 06:20:15 PM";

When I tweaked it until it worked, I ended up with this:

$pubdate = "March 18, 2003 06:20:15 PM";

Yup.  That's right -- I removed 1 comma.  I wonder if this is a) php bug b) gnu time bug or c) by design.  And so it goes.

Oh and a quick regex to fix it and Voila!  Dates that parse.




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It is a cold, cloudy drank Saturday afternoon in San Francisco. Go ahead and summer in San Francisco. I am migh ty pissed off at the hooligans who started a fight, got our hottest hitter thrown out of the game and basically used all underhanded tactics to win when all athletic prowess failed. (I think they are not even going to make it as the wild cards - go Athletics!)

Nevertheless, watching the game also gave me some time to ponder over the last week which involved nearly six conference calls, ten interviews, one story, one online column, and one conference, BlogOn. So here are some conclusions from that one conference, and other conversations.

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Om is right.

BlogOn was acomplete corporate sellout and a complete bore. The only thing going on was out in the hallways. All the old Apple guys are back, AOL, CNN and Yahoo were on stage saying nothing and they even put abunch of irrelevant PR flacks on stage.

Oh boy.

Next week's OSCON will be exactly the opposire. ONLY OpenSource folks - no old PR flacks or big irrelevant companies. Sorry I can't be there.


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So, what do you do? You start looking for change you just made. Well, I just reloaded an OS from scratch, so that's no real help. You start reloading drivers. You know it can't be a hardware incompatibility because it worked fine before with the same hardware. You run Windows Update, you tweak BIOS, etc.

Still locks. What do you do? Do you start replacing parts? But what a money hole that can be. Taking an educated guess, these things happen a lot with bad video cards. But what if you buy one and that's not it? Do you just keep replacing parts until you find the one that makes it go away?

I have another machine to which this problem happened about 18 months ago. All the debugging I had to offer was no use. It still sits there, with a ghost in the machine that renders it useless for about anything. It's just waiting to be parted out since the sum of the parts contains a phantom bent on destroying the whole.

Random freezing is the single worst desktop computer problem in the world. Vent over. Thanks.

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Tonight is my second night in an Embassy Suites with Passym Wireless internet access, and I have to say that Passym really sucks.

Connectivity is just horrible. I don't know why the service sucks so badly... it might be because I'm in a corner room (they're larger at the Embassy Suites) or it might be because I'm using a Macintosh, but neither of those two things should be reasons that the connectivity sucks so badly...

Maybe there are too many people using the service to keep up with what I want to do, but that shouldn't be a problem. I've normally stayed in Wyndham and Marriot hotels with Wayport access, and even though most of the time those hotels only provide wired access, they always worked just fine. I could connect to my office's VPN at the most complicated end of connectivity issues, and I could definitely send email through my own servers, but with this silly Passym service, I can't connect to the VPN and I can't even send email through my own service... and the speeds are terribly slow compared to what I expect them to be... especially at $10/day.

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Frustrated now!

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Marking File Traders
as Felons.

WThRemix Contest
Winners to be
announced March 24th

Favelet: List
computed (cascaded)
styles

Terrorism Training
101

DNA Database
Querying XML in
databases

Reactions to the
Whither Mono? column

Secrets of the XML
gods

Boats and
deckchairs: a
mystery solved

Geography and
collaboration

So, I guess we have
a war on.

Bonus material
Today's topic for
discussion

Mother-in-law now
accepted as divorce
grounds.

War protest with
guts

Fun with rc-cars
Trackback test
what is grok?