.Net is a Joke (Allegedly)

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LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke.

LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke. 06/21/2004 10:18 PM
Overclockers.com: LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No Joke. "This is a threat, the biggest threat we've ever faced. If you wait until it becomes reality, it's too late to do anything about it." Awwww.

Women Allegedly Try and Force Man to Wed
(AP)

Women Allegedly Try and Force Man to Wed
(AP) 09/23/2004 05:49 PM
AP - Four women were briefly detained for allegedly seizing a man they were trying to force to marry a former girlfriend he impregnated, police said Thursday.

Man Allegedly Uses Murder Suspect's ID
(AP)

Man Allegedly Uses Murder Suspect's ID
(AP) 04/22/2004 06:42 PM
AP - A man made a mistake by using a fake driver's license with the name of a person wanted for attempted murder.

Two Allegedly Rob Store Twice in Night
(AP)

Two Allegedly Rob Store Twice in Night
(AP) 08/03/2004 10:47 AM
AP - Two men who allegedly broke into the same store twice in the same night were arrested when they were spotted across the street later the same morning.

Women Allegedly Try to Force Man to Wed
(AP)

Women Allegedly Try to Force Man to Wed
(AP) 09/23/2004 09:34 PM
AP - Four women were briefly detained for allegedly seizing a man they were trying to force to marry a former girlfriend he impregnated, police said Thursday.

Man Charged for Allegedly Sodomizing Dog
(AP)

Man Charged for Allegedly Sodomizing Dog
(AP) 01/06/2005 08:15 PM
AP - A man has been charged with torturing a Rottweiler by sodomizing the dog in what authorities are calling a case of "horrific abuse."

Inmate Allegedly Hides Cocaine Under Fat
(AP)

Inmate Allegedly Hides Cocaine Under Fat
(AP) 04/09/2004 04:13 PM
AP - An obese inmate was caught hiding crack cocaine in a cigar holder under a roll of fat beneath his stomach, jail officials said Wednesday.

Men Allegedly Bomb McDonald's Over Shake
(AP)

Men Allegedly Bomb McDonald's Over Shake
(AP) 09/20/2004 03:21 PM
AP - Two brothers serving in the military and a third man exploded a small bomb inside a McDonald's because they were angry over a bad milkshake, officials said. No one was hurt and damage to the restaurant was minor.

Man Allegedly Swallows Man's Finger in
Bar (AP)

Man Allegedly Swallows Man's Finger in
Bar (AP) 12/30/2004 07:30 PM
AP - A man allegedly bit off and swallowed another man's finger during a bar brawl, court officials said Thursday.

Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
(AP)

Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
(AP) 12/24/2004 01:13 PM
AP - Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack.

"allegedly mistreating Iraqi POWs"

"allegedly mistreating Iraqi POWs" 04/29/2004 04:26 PM

Dad Allegedly Attempts Son's
Circumcision (AP)

Dad Allegedly Attempts Son's
Circumcision (AP) 09/08/2004 07:45 PM
AP - A father who allegedly tried to circumcise his 8-year-old son in the bathroom after reading selections from the Bible has been charged with first-degree assault of a child.

Four Allegedly Attack Softball Umpires
(AP)

Four Allegedly Attack Softball Umpires
(AP) 04/15/2005 04:32 PM
AP - Four men's softball players face misdemeanor assault charges for allegedly attacking two umpires earlier this week after some were thrown out of a game.

Man Jailed for Allegedly Sucking Toes
(AP)

Man Jailed for Allegedly Sucking Toes
(AP) 07/16/2004 05:25 PM
AP - A man sucked the toes or kissed the feet of two women and a girl in surprise assaults, police said.

Allegedly Starved Kid Had Eating
Disorder

Allegedly Starved Kid Had Eating
Disorder 11/13/2003 01:46 PM
Reuters via Wired News Nov 13 2003 11:54AM ET

Suspect Allegedly Admitted to Fla.
Killing (AP)

Suspect Allegedly Admitted to Fla.
Killing (AP) 04/18/2005 11:16 PM
AP - The sheriff who led the search for a 13-year-old girl found slain over the weekend said Monday that investigators had a "gut feeling" from the first that Sarah Lunde was in trouble and had not simply run away as she had in the past.

Man Allegedly Leaves Heroin in Rental
Car (AP)

Man Allegedly Leaves Heroin in Rental
Car (AP) 07/17/2004 02:53 PM
AP - A man who returned a rental car allegedly forgot to take along 88 bags of heroin he had left in the car.

Woman Allegedly Attacks Man for Singing
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Attacks Man for Singing
(AP) 06/03/2004 06:35 PM
AP - And you thought Simon Cowell from "American Idol" was a tough critic on budding musicians. Endelecia Maria Lovato, 18, of West Valley City was charged Wednesday with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing a man with her nail file because he was singing too loudly on a city bus.

Man Allegedly Steals Valentine Specials
(AP)

Man Allegedly Steals Valentine Specials
(AP) 02/13/2004 05:09 PM
AP - He did it for love — but could not melt a policeman's heart.

Deputy Suspended for Allegedly Disrobing
(AP)

Deputy Suspended for Allegedly Disrobing
(AP) 08/19/2004 04:34 PM
AP - A sheriff's deputy has been placed on administrative leave for stripping down to his skivvies in public.

Teacher Allegedly Smokes Pot With
Students (AP)

Teacher Allegedly Smokes Pot With
Students (AP) 04/08/2005 03:27 PM
AP - A 34-year-old high school math teacher was arrested after two female students said he served them vodka drinks and smoked marijuana with them at his house, officials said.

A Joke

A Joke 02/20/2003 10:05 PM
Did you here that the Walmarts and K-Marts are closing down in the Middle East? Apparently they're all becoming Targets. (rimshot)

not a joke

not a joke 09/10/2004 12:15 AM

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ABC News: Women Allegedly Assault Man
With Tongs

ABC News: Women Allegedly Assault Man
With Tongs 12/28/2004 03:30 AM
Women accused of sexually assaulting man with cooking tongs .. Life Imitates Bill Murray .. Drugs're bad, mmkay?

abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=352954
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Man arrested for allegedly damaging
computer system

Man arrested for allegedly damaging
computer system 05/28/2004 01:56 AM
Taipei Times Online May 28 2004 6:35AM GMT

Bank Holdup Suspect Allegedly Calls Cab
(AP)

Bank Holdup Suspect Allegedly Calls Cab
(AP) 05/26/2004 06:26 PM
AP - He did not take the money and run. This bank robber held the loot and waited while a bank employee called him a taxi. They could have also called him by name.

Women Allegedly Brawl Over Child's
Uniform (AP)

Women Allegedly Brawl Over Child's
Uniform (AP) 09/01/2004 08:52 PM
AP - Give me an F-I-G-H-T! What does that spell? Trouble. Three women were cited for disorderly conduct after a weekend fight over a young girl's cheerleading uniform.

"Soldiers allegedly threatened with Iraq
deployment"

"Soldiers allegedly threatened with Iraq
deployment" 09/18/2004 08:55 PM

Homeless Man Allegedly Takes Boat,
Mustard (AP)

Homeless Man Allegedly Takes Boat,
Mustard (AP) 03/25/2005 05:00 PM
AP - A homeless man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 75-foot fishing boat from the Santa Barbara Harbor and abandoning it on the beach at Vandenberg Air Force Base.

AA allegedly pisses in discount
travellers' soup

AA allegedly pisses in discount
travellers' soup 01/04/2004 09:36 PM
If your AA flight has a preponderance of discount-fare passengers, you may end up with shittier catering as compared to flights where a good number have paid full fare.

A very subtle form of product crimping allegedly is employed by American airlines. On flights with a high proportion of full-fare passengers, American improves the quality of the meal service, thereby rewarding the full-fare passengers and injuring, on average, discount flyers.

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Woman Allegedly Robs Bank, Tries Deposit
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Robs Bank, Tries Deposit
(AP) 04/29/2004 05:44 PM
AP - For Sharon Ann Luck, it was not a day to try pushing hers. The 43-year-old woman was arrested by police and FBI agents Wednesday morning after she allegedly robbed a Fort Worth bank, then went to a Burleson financial institution in an attempt to deposit the stolen money in her account.

Woman Allegedly Exposes Breasts on Stage
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Exposes Breasts on Stage
(AP) 04/30/2004 05:42 PM
AP - A woman has been charged with trespassing after allegedly exposing her breasts at a North Idaho College student concert.

Skater Allegedly Takes Wallet at
Hospital (AP)

Skater Allegedly Takes Wallet at
Hospital (AP) 09/09/2004 06:21 PM
AP - Police were searching Wednesday for a man who roller skated into the Bozeman Deaconess Hospital and stole the wallet of a patient.

Porn Star Allegedly Gives Nude
Autographs (AP)

Porn Star Allegedly Gives Nude
Autographs (AP) 03/28/2005 11:51 PM
AP - An adult video store may have violated city ordinances when a porn star gave more than her John Hancock to autograph-seeking fans, Peabody's police chief says.

Woman Allegedly Hits Boyfriend With Fish
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Hits Boyfriend With Fish
(AP) 05/04/2004 04:50 PM
AP - A woman was arrested on accusations she used a mounted fish with a pointy nose to assault her live-in boyfriend, police said.

Thirsty Dad Allegedly Starts 'Brew-Haha'
(AP)

Thirsty Dad Allegedly Starts 'Brew-Haha'
(AP) 08/27/2004 11:07 PM
AP - A man has been arrested on charges of beating his son when the boy refused to turn over his video game system so it could be pawned for beer money.

Woman Allegedly Steals Pups, Dyes Them
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Steals Pups, Dyes Them
(AP) 04/08/2005 10:12 PM
AP - Two puppies stolen from a Moorhead pet store turned up safe — but their fur had been dyed purple and blue. Sheila Hoffart, 19, faces two counts of theft for swiping a Shih Tzu and a sheltie from the pet store. Hoffart, of West Fargo, N.D., said she took the dogs and colored their fur to make them more unique.

Scam Allegedly Hid Drugs As Santa's Toys
(AP)

Scam Allegedly Hid Drugs As Santa's Toys
(AP) 12/29/2004 12:15 PM
AP - The packages were labeled as toys for good girls and boys and the business was called Santa's Helpers. But authorities say the packages were nothing more than a naughty ruse to cover a large-scale drug smuggling operation.

Man indicted for allegedly infiltrating
phone system

Man indicted for allegedly infiltrating
phone system 07/13/2004 08:25 PM
Techzonez Jul 13 2004 11:50PM GMT
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