Joke Email Forward! Fire the Bastard!

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built for the future + forward-looking,
forward-thinking web design and
development

built for the future + forward-looking,
forward-thinking web design and
development 11/05/2003 06:25 AM
entries of the ReUSEIT! contest .. now on display .. ReUSEIT!

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LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke.

LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke. 06/21/2004 10:18 PM
Overclockers.com: LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No Joke. "This is a threat, the biggest threat we've ever faced. If you wait until it becomes reality, it's too late to do anything about it." Awwww.

makeoutcity.com: 2004/05/23: Fire, Fire,
House on Fire

makeoutcity.com: 2004/05/23: Fire, Fire,
House on Fire 05/24/2004 09:56 PM
Jay McCarthy's house burned down

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Bastard 18d

Bastard 18d 06/16/2004 03:57 AM
A virtual-server oriented patchset.

Bastard 18e

Bastard 18e 07/05/2004 09:17 AM
A virtual-server oriented patchset.

The Bastard

The Bastard 12/04/2003 09:34 AM
CVS restructure

Bastard 18b

Bastard 18b 04/15/2004 10:21 AM
A virtual-server oriented patchset.

Bastard 18f

Bastard 18f 08/05/2004 10:52 AM
A virtual-server oriented patchset.

Beautiful bastard

Beautiful bastard 05/20/2004 08:42 AM
You know him as that red-faced rageoholic or the drippingly sarcastic dad. But you probably don't know Christopher McDonald's name, despite the dozens of movies he's stolen from bigger stars.

Bastard 25c (Development)

Bastard 25c (Development) 01/06/2005 12:09 PM
A virtual-server oriented patchset.

Bastard 21h (Development)

Bastard 21h (Development) 05/24/2004 12:50 PM
A virtual-server oriented patchset.

New Clie: saucy little bastard

New Clie: saucy little bastard 11/02/2003 09:46 PM
Purportedly, this is a leaked image of Sony's new Clie. It is teh sexy, at least on the surface. Link (via Gizmodo)

Don't leave me, you infuriating bastard!

Don't leave me, you infuriating bastard! 03/14/2005 05:52 PM

So my colleague Matt Webb is about to abandon me in the BBC and is now trying to work out what to do next. Maybe you guys can help.

This feels like my most significant decision for the past decade, and the one that will most shape my life for the coming ten years. I've no idea what to do. Last time I tried to make a decision was last year, but then the book came along and I did that instead. Before then there was another offer too good to refuse. This time I really have to decide, the time is right, because even if I decide to keep to the status quo, this time that means I'm staying in industry, pretty much for good. And whatever happens now is significant because of my age, and because the subjects I'm interested in are coming to fruition both with people and technology, and because of all kinds of other externalities (funding bodies and so on)... But I can't work it out, and I need to make a decision, I think, in the next few weeks--not only which way to turn, but which college, what focus, which subjects.

If you're thinking of employing Matt, then obviously you could send him an e-mail offering him work and stuff. Or - and I think this is a much much better idea - you could send me an e-mail with details of the opportunity and I'll make sure he gets it... in the end... as soon as I've checked that it wouldn't be more appropriate for a person of slightly wider girth experience instead... er... or something... cough... nothing to see here...

Anyway, good luck old chap. You'll be much missed, impossible to replace and work will not be as much fun without you. Think of me fondly while you're out there in the real world, and send me a postcard occasionally.

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"Stupid Evil Bastard"

"Stupid Evil Bastard" 03/29/2005 11:44 PM

Eric Idle's Greedy Bastard Tour

Eric Idle's Greedy Bastard Tour 12/05/2003 10:16 AM
Around the States in Eighty Days. Monty Python's Eric Idle is three quarters of the way through a North American tour and keeping an extensive online diary as he goes. "I would never be sitting at home writing my memoirs like this. There's just something about the time available and the different places we visit that invites introspection."

Bastard Operator From Hell, compleat
archives

Bastard Operator From Hell, compleat
archives 03/22/2005 04:37 PM
T he latest BOFH, or Bastard Operator From Hell. If you read The Register you're familiar with him... It's the story of an abusive IT guy basically doing whatever he wants to users and getting away with it. It's been going on for about 10 years, all of which is archi ved, so if that one doesn't tease your fancy, maybe some of those will. If you're not familiar with basic IT stuff some of it may be foreign to you, but once I started reading I couldn't stop. Try a couple years back, 2002 is a good vintage. >clickety<

Stupid Evil Bastard: What NOT to do
during "Return of the King."

Stupid Evil Bastard: What NOT to do
during "Return of the King." 12/30/2003 06:24 PM
What not to do at a showing of Return of the King .. Stupid Evil Bastardo .. posted online

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Mailqube to Support Sender ID. Leader in
enterprise email security supports new
email sender authentication standard in
its Mailqube 2003 secure email gateway

Mailqube to Support Sender ID. Leader in
enterprise email security supports new
email sender authentication standard in
its Mailqube 2003 secure email gateway 09/05/2004 02:37 AM
Atlantic Sky has announced its support to the Sender ID standard for email sender authentication. Atlantic Sky's support will make Sender ID available to global enterprises through its Mailqube 2003 E-mail gateway. [PRWEB Sep 5, 2004]

FORWARD : Forward Forum

FORWARD : Forward Forum 01/12/2004 01:52 AM
his party's candiates can not be trusted with the war on terror .. Ed Koch, former mayor of New York, lifelong Democrat? .. announced last week .. very true

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Under fire: Internet service provider
M-Web has come under fire for including
abortion in a package of 'taboo'

Under fire: Internet service provider
M-Web has come under fire for including
abortion in a package of 'taboo' 09/14/2004 08:57 AM
Sunday Times South Africa Sep 14 2004 1:26PM GMT

"Fire Fighters President Says Use of
Fire Fighter Images in New Bush Ads
Smack of Political Opportunism"

"Fire Fighters President Says Use of
Fire Fighter Images in New Bush Ads
Smack of Political Opportunism" 03/06/2004 02:05 AM

Fire Chief Stops Fire at School
Inspection (AP)

Fire Chief Stops Fire at School
Inspection (AP) 01/01/2005 10:33 PM
AP - Just call it good timing.

Stupid Evil Bastard: Six Apart announces
MT 3.0 Developer Edition, limits
functionality of free version of MT.

Stupid Evil Bastard: Six Apart announces
MT 3.0 Developer Edition, limits
functionality of free version of MT. 05/14/2004 04:54 AM
Les’ account of the new licensing for Movable Type 3 .. post on Stupid Evil Bastard .. Les's post .. everyone

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Fire Messages And Fire The Enemy, On One
Screen

Fire Messages And Fire The Enemy, On One
Screen 04/13/2005 03:06 PM
Electric New Paper Apr 13 2005 6:27PM GMT

trimMail's Email Battles: CERT Reveals
Email, AntiVirus Software Bugs

trimMail's Email Battles: CERT Reveals
Email, AntiVirus Software Bugs 12/28/2004 11:37 AM
CERT Reveals Email, AntiVirus Software Bugs .. Permanent link to this item

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Free Email Notifier for POP3, IMAP4 and
Gmail Email Accounts

Free Email Notifier for POP3, IMAP4 and
Gmail Email Accounts 06/17/2005 03:17 PM
Chrysanth Software has released Chrysanth Email Notifier v2.3, a free POP3, IMAP4 and Gmail notification software that helps you to get notified of every incoming email and even spams in your mail boxes while they are still sitting on the remote email servers. [PRWEB Jun 15, 2005]

Executive Email: Preserving and
Enhancing the Benefits of Email — A
Progress Report

Executive Email: Preserving and
Enhancing the Benefits of Email — A
Progress Report 06/28/2004 03:12 PM
In the latest in an occasional series of e-mails to Microsoft customers, Microsoft's chairman provides an update on the progress of efforts to curb the epidemic of junk e-mail.

Email Hosting Service by Runbox Provides
Businesses with Premium Email

Email Hosting Service by Runbox Provides
Businesses with Premium Email 06/05/2005 11:37 PM
Offer premium email to your business with Runbox Email Hosting. [PRWEB Jun 3, 2005]

Aliencamel.com - The First Commercial
Email Service to Offer Unlimited Storage
for Personal Email, Finest in its Class
with More Features than Gmail, Yahoo!
and Hotmail

Aliencamel.com - The First Commercial
Email Service to Offer Unlimited Storage
for Personal Email, Finest in its Class
with More Features than Gmail, Yahoo!
and Hotmail 08/17/2004 02:00 AM
Aliencamel.com announces that the email-storage-space race is over. This race was started by Google's Gmail service offering 1GB of storage. AlienCamel has gone the final step and is now offering its users unlimited storage. By removing limits on space, users now have a simple, low-cost service which will keep their emails safe, secure and backed up forever. AlienCamel has implemented the most sophisticated anti-spam filtering and email-virus-blocking technology over the last 18 months. Now, AlienCamel is the first independent commercial email service in the world to offer "unlimited storage for personal email". [PRWEB Aug 17, 2004]

Google Email? Would You Trade Off Ads
For Better Email Search?

Google Email? Would You Trade Off Ads
For Better Email Search? 01/17/2004 10:47 PM
The big discussion that I've been having with a few different people over the last few weeks is whether or not Google would get into the email business - and, if so, how? To me, it seems like an obvious extension of their technology and business model - but not everyone agrees. However, the rumors are getting louder and louder that Google is developing an email product. The question is whether they'll be offering an entire "Google Email" system, or if they're just working on a version of their AdSense offering that would work within email (generating contextual ads based on the content of the email). Some people I've spoken to about it thought that people would freak out if they thought Google was reading their email to do its contextualization magic - which could be true. The question is how many people will freak out - and will plenty of others be more than willing to welcome the Google contextualization engine into their inbox, in exchange for the ability to actually "Google your email"? Many people always seem to want the ability to better search through their own email. I could see a certain willingness from many people to let Google place ads in their email in exchange for the ability to better search through all the email. If Google could figure out a good anti-spam solution, as well, it could be a real hit.

not a joke

not a joke 09/10/2004 12:15 AM

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A Joke

A Joke 02/20/2003 10:05 PM
Did you here that the Walmarts and K-Marts are closing down in the Middle East? Apparently they're all becoming Targets. (rimshot)

Math Joke

Math Joke 04/09/2004 03:56 PM

I just got this via email and don't know the copyright or the origin of this. If someone knows whether I should give credit to someone, please let me know. But it's too funny not to blog.

What's the Best Geek Joke You Know?

What's the Best Geek Joke You Know? 06/24/2005 05:44 PM
Slashdot Jun 24 2005 12:27AM GMT

Remix of W's WMD joke

Remix of W's WMD joke 04/10/2004 07:14 PM
This remix of George W's WMD joke at the White House Correspondants' Dinner is vicious, brilliant and true. 3. 6MB QuickTime Link (via Dan Gillmor)

Panda Joke VI

Panda Joke VI 03/17/2005 03:31 AM
Back again for the sixth consecutive year, it's the Panda Joke! A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you...

Panda Joke V

Panda Joke V 04/09/2004 04:09 PM
One of this site's annual traditions is that I post the Panda Joke each year when I'm away for SXSW....

PepsiCo No Joke

PepsiCo No Joke 04/15/2004 02:28 PM
PepsiCo continues to perform, but may be fairly valued.

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly)

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly) 03/19/2003 10:26 PM

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