AGCS: Resign Patterns (Ailments of Software)

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Reap the benefits of design patterns in
software development

Reap the benefits of design patterns in
software development 04/12/2004 06:17 AM
CNET Apr 12 2004 10:08AM GMT

Abstractions, Patterns, and
Anti-Patterns

Abstractions, Patterns, and
Anti-Patterns 01/08/2003 04:08 PM
Success! I understand a bit of the object/interface model I'm working with--at least enough to add some functionality and not have it blow up. It compiles and runs. I've sucessfully extended my first real Java code in a meaningful way....

Websites for avoiding ailments on the
road

Websites for avoiding ailments on the
road 08/02/2004 06:10 AM
Miami.com - Mon Aug 2, 08:40 am GMT

Yahoo! News - Cup of urine a day keeps
ailments at bay

Yahoo! News - Cup of urine a day keeps
ailments at bay 09/03/2004 12:54 AM
Some Buhhdist monks suggest this practice as well .. Cup of urine a day keeps ailments at bay .. You grossed out yet?

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Send Frist photos of your ailments for
diagnosis

Send Frist photos of your ailments for
diagnosis 03/25/2005 06:37 PM
Cory Doctorow: Senate Majority Leader and noted jackass Bill Frist is an MD, and he says that he can tell by looking at the Schiavo videos that she's not in a persistent vegetative state. His awesome diagnostic powers demand to be tested, and the interweb provides the perfect means to discover their scope:

Take a digital picture or video of your medical problem – tennis elbow, acne, runny nose, hemorrhoids, or whatever ails you - and send it to the doctor in charge of the US Senate and your health care.

Everyone, take two minutes and upload your photos to Flickr.com. "Tag" the photo "Frist." If we get critical mass, we'll send everyone's photos to Dean Rosen, the good doctor's Health Care policy director!

Link (Thanks, Micah!)

Internet sites match people grappling
with the same ailments

Internet sites match people grappling
with the same ailments 01/13/2003 03:51 AM
variety of health problems. Another way to find a matching service is to use a Web search engine such as Google. Type in the name ...

"for him to resign."

"for him to resign." 05/07/2004 04:20 PM

Patterns for PHP

Patterns for PHP 11/27/2002 08:37 AM
PhpPatterns is just that -- a source of design patterns for PHP code. Will wonders never cease? I ran this by a Java programmer I know that I have drawn into the PHP world and her comment was "I'd have never even thought to try patterns in PHP". Just goes to show you that you can do good software engineering in pretty much any language (and language X is better than language Y debates are so lame as noted over here). There is even a good start on a form validation pattern: The Strategy Pattern is another mechanism to save endless reproduction of if / else statements. It is used in cases where there is a common "problem" which can be solved by one of many algorithms, for example validating the fields of sent by a form. As with most things object oriented, it allows for reuse and extensibility. Taking the example of form validation, we have a prime candidate for a strategy pattern. The fields submitted from a form usually need to checked in some way before acting further on them, such as inserting them into a database. How often do we find ourselves writing procedural code like; [ Go ]

More PHP Patterns

More PHP Patterns 02/06/2003 10:45 AM
More PHP Patterns Once again Harry has got another pattern example. I haven't used it in production work yet but I suspect it is up to his usual high standards: The decorator pattern provides us with a mechanism for adding functionality to objects at runtime, as an alternative mechanism to creating additional child classes. In this article we'll look at a simple use of the decorator pattern to help with sorting arrays, the example being a directory listing. For some reason most discussions of object oriented programming begin with "imagine a car...", a subject of no relevance to PHP unless perhaps you build a car classifieds website. The result is usually more confusing than helpful. But just for a moment, this discussion will begin exactly the same way. Imagine a car. A real car not a class representing a car. Once a car is built, paid for and and standing in the front drive (of our PHP mansion), what do we do if we don't like the color? Unless we've got money to burn, rather than buying a new car we simply re-spray it. The decorator pattern serves just this purpose. It allows us to do things to objects which have already been built (instantiated). [_Go_]

Resign Mr. President

Resign Mr. President 05/08/2004 05:21 PM

I know I'll get a lot of flack for this, but I am of the mind that Bush should resign as a sincere gesture of apology to the world and to Americans.  Ultimately, he is responsible for the humiliation, rape and murder that occurred in Iraq by American soldiers and no mere words will make up for the damage the acts have caused.

Admittedly, I don't like Bush and I don't think he is fit to be the President of United States, but that's beside the point...I think.  Resignation will take much courage and sacrifices, but I don't think I am asking for anything less than what this country is asking from its soldiers.  This will send a shocking message to the world that will put right much of the damages to our reputation and our soul.

Whether Bush really deserves to be forced to resign or not is irrelevant to me.  Whether his resignation serves this country better than not doing so does.  I have always wondered what 'Bucks Stop Here' meant if words of apologies is the best the President can offer.  I think now is time to show exactly what that means.

If you are a Bush supporter and this post offends you, my apologies.  I am just saying what I think is best for this country.

Structural patterns in XML (xml.com)

Structural patterns in XML (xml.com) 09/05/2002 10:28 AM

Structural Patterns in XML

Structural Patterns in XML 09/04/2002 07:03 PM
Will Provost shows how design patterns in XML structures can be used to help development of W3C XML Schemas.

squidfingers / patterns

squidfingers / patterns 11/16/2003 02:31 AM
unbelievably cool background patterns .. Succumbing to the squidfingers .. Very well done pixel patterns .. neatly constructed patterns .. Paisley webpage backgrounds .. Pretty pattern on top .. patterns like this .. these

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UI Patterns and Techniques

UI Patterns and Techniques 08/13/2002 02:06 PM

Alcatel president to resign

Alcatel president to resign 04/08/2005 08:33 PM
Alcatel President and Chief Operating Officer (COO) Philippe Germond on Friday announced his intention to resign from those posts and from the company's board of directors.

Unilever chairman set to resign

Unilever chairman set to resign 02/12/2004 04:01 AM
Niall Fitzgerald announces plans to leave the Anglo-Dutch consumer group after eight years, as Unilever posts a jump in profits.

AP: Connecticut Gov. Rowland to Resign
(AP)

AP: Connecticut Gov. Rowland to Resign
(AP) 06/21/2004 09:07 AM
AP - Connecticut Gov. John G. Rowland will announce his resignation Monday night, amid a federal corruption investigation and a growing move to impeach him, two sources told The Associated Press.

"N.J. Governor McGreevey To Resign"

"N.J. Governor McGreevey To Resign" 08/13/2004 03:27 AM

N.J. Governor to Resign, Source Says
(AP)

N.J. Governor to Resign, Source Says
(AP) 08/12/2004 03:08 PM
AP - Gov. James E. McGreevey will announce his resignation Thursday, a longtime friend and political adviser has told The Associated Press.

GPs resign from hospital cover

GPs resign from hospital cover 09/27/2004 01:19 AM
Doctors in Monmouthshire are expected to resign from Chepstow Community Hospital in a dispute over out-of-hours cover.

:: Donald Rumsfeld Must Resign ::

:: Donald Rumsfeld Must Resign :: 05/10/2004 07:14 PM
John Kerry's Petition for Rumsfeld's Resignation 5/10 .. Donald Rumsfeld Must Resign Petition .. lead the charge

johnkerry.com/petition/rumsfeld.php
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":: Donald Rumsfeld Must Resign ::"

":: Donald Rumsfeld Must Resign ::" 05/10/2004 10:08 AM

AP: Connecticut Gov. Rowland to resign

AP: Connecticut Gov. Rowland to resign 06/21/2004 09:24 AM

More resign over education cuts

More resign over education cuts 03/23/2005 12:26 PM
The Western Education and Library Board votes narrowly to approve budget cuts of £5.7m.

J2EE Design Patterns

J2EE Design Patterns 12/02/2003 01:27 AM

phpPatterns: Hello world in Patterns

phpPatterns: Hello world in Patterns 04/16/2004 07:41 AM
In a "cautionary tale about design patterns", phpPatterns.com has a new article that helps developers avoid just that.

NYPHP.org: OOP in PHP5 Through Patterns

NYPHP.org: OOP in PHP5 Through Patterns 06/28/2004 08:11 AM
PHP Magazine and NYPHP.org have a link this morning to George Schlossnagle's recent talk at their previous meeting concerning Object-Oriented Programming in PHP 5 Through Patterns

:: phpPatterns() - Hello world in
Patterns

:: phpPatterns() - Hello world in
Patterns 04/16/2004 05:16 PM
Hello world in Patterns

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Dating Design Patterns

Dating Design Patterns 12/05/2003 12:37 PM

The geek's approach to dating: Dating Design Patterns. Funny.

Patterns for personal web sites

Patterns for personal web sites 11/11/2003 04:46 AM

Technological diffusion patterns

Technological diffusion patterns 08/09/2004 06:02 AM

I get this feeling that the diffusion of new services and technologies such as blogs and social network services are not normal. Normal diffusion patterns are sort of bell curves that track mass media attention and other factors including effort on the supply side. With social network systems, there seem to be regional explosions of users. Orkut now has more Brazilians than Americans and I have yet to hear a good explanation of why. There are very uneven proportion of bloggers in different regions. The last I looked, Poland and Iran seem to have an unnaturally high number of blogs. Does the digital word of mouth nature of social software make it's diffusion faster (viral) and non-linear? Is the diffusion of other technologies in these markets and segments that are networked also change?

Is there anyone doing good work in this area? I'm sure marketers have their theories on this. I can imagine anthropologists and sociologists also studying this. What is the right way to study this?

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New Patterns Restrict Hiring

New Patterns Restrict Hiring 03/06/2004 02:03 AM
While the economy has been expanding for six months, the nation's employers remain stubbornly reluctant to add jobs in the U.S.

Design Patterns in XML Applications

Design Patterns in XML Applications 08/28/2002 01:57 AM
Adequate documentation of the experience gained during the development of XML-based systems is a prerequisite for XML's success as a widely used technology. Design patterns have proved to be a very good technique for transmitting, and to some extent formalizing, knowledge about recurring problems and solutions in the software development process. -- Fabio Arciniegas A.

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Patterns, Wikis, and APIs

Patterns, Wikis, and APIs 05/21/2004 02:11 PM
It's great to see Ward Cunningham's friendly face popping up on MSDN's Channel 9. In these segments, he connects the dots between the patterns that we increasingly use to guide software architecture, and the environments in which we formulate, discuss, and apply those patterns. ...

Applying Java patterns

Applying Java patterns 08/09/2002 11:09 PM
CNET Aug 9 2002 10:08PM ET

Haiti president refuses to resign

Haiti president refuses to resign 02/12/2004 01:32 AM
Haiti's leader vows to see out his term in office despite mounting deaths in an uprising against his government.

calling for Ted Kennedy to resign from
the Senate,

calling for Ted Kennedy to resign from
the Senate, 05/18/2004 04:12 PM
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Medicare Head to Resign Dec. 16,
According to Reports

Medicare Head to Resign Dec. 16,
According to Reports 12/03/2003 04:10 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 3 2003 3:43AM ET

Benhamou to Resign As PalmSource
Chairman (AP)

Benhamou to Resign As PalmSource
Chairman (AP) 08/13/2004 04:19 PM
AP - Software maker PalmSource Inc. said Friday that Eric Benhamou tendered his resignation as chairman, effective after the company's October annual meeting.
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