Football: Duff injury torment

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Football: Van Nistelrooy injury

Football: Van Nistelrooy injury 08/06/2004 02:16 AM
Man Utd's Ruud van Nistelrooy will miss the start of the season because of a hernia.

Football: Solskjaer injury fears

Football: Solskjaer injury fears 08/09/2004 01:09 PM
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's knee problems are likely to rule him out for the whole season.

Torment the Little People

Torment the Little People 12/05/2003 01:01 AM
Virtual Snowglobe Having a bad day? Work off some aggression by disrupting the lives of the snowglobe dwellers! (Flash and a somewhat obnoxious soundtrack)

"Verizon customer sadism, how may I
torment you?"

"Verizon customer sadism, how may I
torment you?" 08/17/2004 03:27 PM
In his latest Good Experience newsletter, Mark Hurst describes his not-so-good experience with Verizon's customer service department:

Rep 1: "Uhh, Mr. Hurst, looks like there's a wiring issue. I'll connect you with the DSL Office." (put on hold)

Rep 2: "No, it's not a wiring issue. The problem is that there's someone else's name on your account, and we have to reset your entire account to clear it. I'll connect you with someone who'll do that for you." (put on hold)

Rep 3: "I have no idea what they're talking about. 'Reset your entire account' - what did they mean by that? I'm going to put you on hold..."

At some point during the interminable hold, the call was dropped (either by Verizon or my AT&T-powered cell phone) and I called back, starting over again. I explained my issue to the new rep (#4), and asked to speak to a manager. She agreed, and sent me to... a brand new service rep (#5), not a manager, who delivered the punch line: "I'm sorry, we have no record of your phone number."

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Duff Calling

Duff Calling 07/15/2004 05:33 PM
Sure it looks just like just another promotional site for a movie, but then you realize that you can send phone messages from Hillary Duff. And sure, that seems lame at first but these are personalized messages that involve names and characteristics like "braces" or "big head." It really CAN be very amusing.

US Sergeants Face Trial on Iraq Prison
Sex Torment

US Sergeants Face Trial on Iraq Prison
Sex Torment 05/13/2004 02:15 AM
Reuters via Wired News May 13 2004 6:01AM GMT

" BLOG 100% IDIOT A!!!... duff"

" BLOG 100% IDIOT A!!!... duff" 09/05/2004 09:48 AM

Wonkette - Duff Says No One Gets It
Harder Than Jenna

Wonkette - Duff Says No One Gets It
Harder Than Jenna 04/12/2005 05:56 AM
Duff Says No One Gets It Harder Than Jenna

wonkette.com/politics/personalities/duff-says-no-one-gets-it-h arder-than-jenna-039389.php
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Boffins to filter duff sperm

Boffins to filter duff sperm 01/06/2005 07:19 AM
Sorting the sheep from the goats

Hilary Duff Front-Runner for Kids Choice
(AP)

Hilary Duff Front-Runner for Kids Choice
(AP) 04/02/2005 08:02 PM
AP - The tanks were loaded with green slime, a live audience of almost 10,000 screaming youngsters was gathering and bets were on about who would get slimed at one of Hollywood's most unusual awards shows — the 18th annual Kids Choice Awards.

BBC SPORT | Football | Football legend
Clough dies

BBC SPORT | Football | Football legend
Clough dies 09/21/2004 04:50 AM
Brian Clough died today

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3673568.stm
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Injury Loves Company

Injury Loves Company 12/17/2004 06:26 PM
How Lolo McCallister earned his spot in the RacerWrecks injury database: "I was thrown over the front at over 125 MPH+ wearing regular pants and a tee shirt. ... I knew from previous crashes this wasn't going to be good."

Rugby hit by injury epidemic

Rugby hit by injury epidemic 04/01/2005 06:12 AM
An exclusive BBC Sport survey reveals the full extent of the injury epidemic in the Zurich Premiership.

PBS Adds Insult to Injury

PBS Adds Insult to Injury 08/13/2004 11:09 AM
PBS Adds Insult to Injury Spotted this at Eschaton (Atrios). ..."The far right's decades-long campaign to falsely brand PBS a leftist conspiracy--one that apparently included giving shows to such commies as William F. Buckley, Louis Rukeyser, Ben Wattenberg and Fortune magazine--has really hit pay dirt this year, first in creating a show around CNN's conservative talking head Tucker Carlson, and now, far more egregiously, in creating a program for the extremist editorial board of the Wall Street Journal...."

TV actress Ash suffers sex injury

TV actress Ash suffers sex injury 04/23/2004 09:42 PM
TV actress Leslie Ash breaks a rib during a sex session with former footballer husband Lee Chapman.

Officers escape injury in attack

Officers escape injury in attack 08/06/2004 02:16 AM
Police escape injury in Londonderry after they are attacked with petrol bombs for the second time in a week.

Agassi skips Wimbledon with hip injury

Agassi skips Wimbledon with hip injury 06/15/2004 06:15 PM

Injury Forces Agassi Out of Wimbledon
(AP)

Injury Forces Agassi Out of Wimbledon
(AP) 06/15/2004 08:41 AM
AP - Andre Agassi pulled out of Wimbledon on Tuesday with a hip injury, leaving the tournament without one of the world's most popular players.

Cricket: Flintoff injury concern

Cricket: Flintoff injury concern 01/06/2005 04:37 AM
England physio Kirk Russell says Andrew Flintoff's side injury may not be as serious as first feared.

Pensioner escapes injury in attack

Pensioner escapes injury in attack 06/07/2004 05:20 PM
An elderly woman escapes injury after two petrol bombs were thrown at a house in south Belfast.

Man Sleeping in Dumpster Avoids Injury
(AP)

Man Sleeping in Dumpster Avoids Injury
(AP) 09/22/2004 06:55 PM
AP - A homeless man sleeping in a dumpster narrowly escaped serious injury early Wednesday after he was accidently placed into a trash truck.

Mother and child escape injury

Mother and child escape injury 05/31/2004 04:11 AM
A mother and her young daughter escape injury in a gun attack on their Londonderry home.

Magnetic therapy for spine injury

Magnetic therapy for spine injury 05/11/2004 07:46 AM
Magnetic therapy may help people with spinal cord injuries to regain movement and sensation.

Injury Keeps Venus Out of German Final
(AP)

Injury Keeps Venus Out of German Final
(AP) 05/09/2004 10:17 AM
AP - Venus Williams pulled out of the German Open final Sunday because of an ankle injury, giving the title to Amelie Mauresmo. The injury could threaten Williams' chances of playing the French Open.

Update on my Spine Injury and Recovery
thus far

Update on my Spine Injury and Recovery
thus far 09/08/2004 05:15 AM

Those of you that where reading the site in June know I was severely injured in an accident overseas. I have spent the last 3 months in a body brace that has immobilized my spine and caused me great discomfort during the summer here in Hawaii. On Sept 1st the brace came off part time and life has been much better. My upper body strength is terrible and I have been visiting the physical therapist and he has been living up to the reputation that most PT have. I can't bitch though as I could have been paralyzed. My recovery is on track and my doctor who is keeping track of my progress is predicting between March and June of next year before I am back a 100%. But I will tell you this it is nice to get out of the brace part time and I am looking forward to putting it away permanently in a couple of weeks. [Burst compression Fractures] [M y Hardware]

Brain Stimulation May Help Spinal Injury
Patients

Brain Stimulation May Help Spinal Injury
Patients 05/10/2004 02:46 PM
Reuters via Wired News May 10 2004 6:25PM GMT

Injury Forces Smarty Jones to Retire
(AP)

Injury Forces Smarty Jones to Retire
(AP) 08/02/2004 03:51 PM
AP - Smarty Jones' racing career is over. The 3-year-old red chestnut colt whose bid for thoroughbred racing's Triple Crown came up one length short in the Belmont Stakes was retired Monday because of chronic bruising in his hoofs. "It's tough," trainer John Servis said. "We had a great ride with him. It seemed there was no bottom to him. We made the decision in the best interests of the horse."

ABCNEWS.com : Costs of Personal Injury
Lawyers

ABCNEWS.com : Costs of Personal Injury
Lawyers 07/26/2004 03:47 PM

U.S. Troops in Iraq See Highest Injury
Toll Yet

U.S. Troops in Iraq See Highest Injury
Toll Yet 09/05/2004 03:04 PM

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"U.S. Troops in Iraq See Highest Injury
Toll Yet"

"U.S. Troops in Iraq See Highest Injury
Toll Yet" 09/05/2004 10:10 PM

Baby Survives 30-Foot Fall Without
Injury (AP)

Baby Survives 30-Foot Fall Without
Injury (AP) 08/05/2004 07:21 PM
AP - It could be seen as a lucky landing, but the father of 2-year-old girl who fell 30 feet from a Santa Fe hotel window without major injury said his daughter was saved by a miracle from God.

'Better' head injury test devised

'Better' head injury test devised 08/18/2004 10:00 PM
Scientists develop an electronic device to test for serious head injuries.

Griffey to Miss All-Star Game With
Injury (AP)

Griffey to Miss All-Star Game With
Injury (AP) 07/11/2004 11:37 AM
AP - Ken Griffey Jr. went on the 15-disabled list Sunday with a torn right hamstring and will miss the All-Star game.

Amusement park death and injury fan-site

Amusement park death and injury fan-site 04/16/2005 02:49 PM
Cory Doctorow: RideAccidents is your one-stop shop for news-clippings about accidents on amusement park rides, sorted by ride-type.

RideAccidents.com is the world's single most comprehensive, detailed, updated, accurate, and complete source of amusement ride accident reports and related news. The site includes a record of fatal amusement ride accidents in the United States since 1972, and, for the past six years, has recorded all types of accidents, including many from outside the United States. The number of injuries and fatalities recorded at this site does not reflect the total number of injuries and deaths that have occurred as a result of amusement ride accidents.

Link (Thanks, Jeff!)

Court OKs Disability Pay for Horseplay
Injury (Reuters)

Court OKs Disability Pay for Horseplay
Injury (Reuters) 01/16/2004 10:56 AM
Reuters - A federal contractor must pay for an artificial hip for an employee battered in a bar bet gone bad because it dispatched him to a place where he had to make his own fun -- a remote Pacific Ocean atoll used as a U.S. chemical and nuclear arms dump, a court ruled on Thursday.

Brain injury therapy funding cut for
veterans

Brain injury therapy funding cut for
veterans 03/26/2005 07:01 PM
Free Internet Press Mar 26 2005 8:40PM GMT

U.S. Troops in Iraq See Highest Injury
Toll Yet (washingtonpost.com)

U.S. Troops in Iraq See Highest Injury
Toll Yet (washingtonpost.com) 09/05/2004 07:26 AM
washingtonpost.com - BAGHDAD, Sept. 4 -- About 1,100 U.S. soldiers and Marines were wounded in Iraq during August, by far the highest combat injury toll for any month since the war began and an indication of the intensity of battles flaring in urban areas.

Playground Injury Harmed Son's Career,
Mother Says

Playground Injury Harmed Son's Career,
Mother Says 12/28/2003 06:34 AM
Dec. 27

nytimes.com/2003/12/27/nyregion/27PLAY.html
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Officer's injury raises concern over
stun guns

Officer's injury raises concern over
stun guns 12/29/2004 06:14 PM
USA Today Dec 29 2004 9:30PM GMT
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