HUMAN KLEENEX

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Video of Bush using unsuspecting woman
as human Kleenex

Video of Bush using unsuspecting woman
as human Kleenex 04/27/2004 11:43 AM
Here's an astounding video clip that clearly shows President Bush wiping his eyeglasses on an unwitting woman's clothing during his appearance on The David Letterman Show.

How would you feel about a person who thinks it is okay to grab your shirt and use it clean their eyeglasses? That's how arrogant our President is. During a commercial break on the David Letterman show, producer Maria Pope was on stage and discussing something with Letterman, and while she was standing there in front of Bush, George leaned forward, grabbed the back of her sweater and used it to clean his glasses.

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Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex 11/13/2003 07:48 AM
Larry Niven's classic essay, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," which explores the likely outcomes of a Superman-Lois Lane union, is online, with permission:

Either Superman has gone completely schizo and believes himself to be Clark Kent; or he knows what he's doing, but no longer gives a damn. Thirty-one years is a long time. For Superman it has been even longer. He has X-ray vision; he knows just what he's missing. (*One should not think of Superman as a Peeping Tom. A biological ability must be used. As a child Superman may never have known that things had surfaces, until he learned to suppress his X-ray vision. If millions of people tend shamelessly to wear clothing with no lead in the weave, that is hardly Superman's fault.*)

The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles.

Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?

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"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" 11/15/2003 03:18 AM

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry
Niven

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry
Niven 11/15/2003 03:18 AM
Why can't he get a girl? .. Funny AND informative .. Superman could breed .. blow his superwad .. Further Evidence .. Kleenex .. website .. online .. qui

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Human, all too human -- News-Digests.Com
re-launches

Human, all too human -- News-Digests.Com
re-launches 06/08/2004 02:59 AM
Human news aggregation operation expands to multiple publications. [PRWEB Jun 8, 2004]

Human Capital Institute and Human
Capital Magazine Announce Agreement

Human Capital Institute and Human
Capital Magazine Announce Agreement 06/22/2005 03:00 AM
The Human Capital Institute (HCI), a non-profit think tank, educator and professional association, and Human Capital, a leading talent management magazine, announced today an agreement to bring HCI's game-changing research and information to readers of Human Capital. [PRWEB Jun 22, 2005]

Lesser Human

Lesser Human 05/19/2004 01:25 PM
About a year ago, near my birthday, I had completely failed to appreciate the people in my life. I treated them with disdain, hid stuff, actively twisted truths in order to avoid unpleasant-ness and to gain some selfish affection. Bad. Very bad. I lost a great deal then: love, self-esteem, friendship, to name a few. I've since apologized, cleaned-up, and reformed. Now ...

hgh human growth

hgh human growth 12/23/2003 07:18 AM

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Human detectors

Human detectors 03/17/2005 03:31 AM
One of those human detector systems is where you have to type in the letters and numbers as seen in a distorted image.

Here’s one from earlier today. I knew I’d fail to get it right, so I took a screen shot before hitting the submit button.



Gee-oh-five-dee? Six-zero-five-dee? Gee-zero-five-dee? Six-oh-five-dee?

Maybe I’m a Cylon? They look like us now, you know.

Ron Reagan for Human Being!

Ron Reagan for Human Being! 06/28/2004 01:15 PM
I like Ron Reagan (the son) more than ever after reading this....

"Human League"

"Human League" 06/24/2005 09:49 PM

Human Beans

Human Beans 08/13/2004 02:02 AM
Human Beans Fictional Products. The Karmaphone, the Live Cigarettes and more

Get. Away. From. Me. Human. [Flickr]

Get. Away. From. Me. Human. [Flickr] 12/25/2004 06:55 PM

mathowie posted a photo:

Get. Away. From. Me. Human.

Human interest

Human interest 12/09/2003 10:57 AM
It's much easier to write software if you don't have to allow for human uncertainty, so most software engineers don't ...

Hello? Is There a Human Alive There?

Hello? Is There a Human Alive There? 12/31/2004 01:52 AM
Free registration required to read the story. Customer Service: The Hunt for a Human RY to reach customer service at Amazon.com to fix a problem with an order and you will encounter one of the most prominent and frustrating aspects of the Internet era: a world devoid of humans. Not only is there no telephone number on Amazon’s Web site, but the company makes a point of not including one. Instead, customers are asked to…

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Human lie detectors

Human lie detectors 08/09/2004 11:46 AM
How do you know when someone is a liar? Shifty eyes? Growing nose? Pants on fire? Science News surveys several laboratory studies on the nonverbal cues of deception and why some people are so good at spotting fibbers.

"In a now-famous study from more than a decade ago, about 500 Secret Service agents, federal polygraphers, and judges watched 10 1-minute video clips of female nurses describing the pleasant nature films they were supposedly watching as they spoke. Half the women were instead watching what Ekman calls "terribly gruesome" medical films. The legal-system professionals were asked to determine the truth by reading the women's faces, speech, and voices... Most of the observers uncovered lies at only about the level of chance. One group, however, outperformed the others. The Secret Service group had a better-than-chance distribution, with nearly one-third of the agents getting 8 out of 10 determinations correct, the San Francisco psychologists reported in 1991."

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The Altered Human Is Already Here

The Altered Human Is Already Here 04/09/2004 03:55 PM
More people shift to the pill-taking life every year, a social change on the same order as the advent of computers, but one that is taking place inside the human body.

Human Beatbox

Human Beatbox 05/01/2004 05:26 PM
The Human Beatbox (Video). I meant this to be a follow-up to another previous thread about this specific ability, but the search page won't give me my results. At any rate, this guy amuses, entertains and scares the bejeezus out of me all at the same time. Good enough for me!

"Human Rights First"

"Human Rights First" 06/18/2004 08:48 PM

Human Pilots: Who Needs 'Em?

Human Pilots: Who Needs 'Em? 12/02/2003 12:24 AM
Wired is carrying a new Reuter's story discussing the prospect of Uninhabited Aerial Vehicles (UAVs) displacing piloted planes in more cases. It mentions the oft-repeated prediction that the F-35 will likely be the last piloted fighter jet built. The overview covers both fully autonmous robot planes like the Global Hawk and X-45 as well as remotely piloted vehicles like the Dragon Eye and Predator.

Human as a second language

Human as a second language 03/14/2003 01:08 PM
The name of this upcoming conference in Paris says it all: "Encoding Altruism: The Art and Science of Interstellar Message Composition."

On March 23-24, 2003, the second in a series of international workshops on interstellar message design will be held in Paris. The workshop will focus on two broad themes: first, the interface of art, science, and technology in interstellar message design; and second, how to communicate concepts of altruism in interstellar messages. The workshop will focus on messages that could be transmitted across interstellar space by radio or laser signals. These communication techniques reflect the methods used by current observational programs in the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI).

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Human Variety

Human Variety 03/29/2005 08:54 AM
The Nature of Normal Human Variety A talk with Dr. Armand Leroi (his website). "Almost uniquely among modern scientific problems [the problem of normal human variety] is a problem that we can apprehend as we walk down the street. We live in an age now where the deepest scientific problems are buried away from our immediate perception. They concern the origin of the universe. They concern the relationships of subatomic particles. They concern the nature and structure of the human genome. Nobody can see these things without large bits of expensive equipment. But when I consider the problem of human variety I feel as Aristotle must have felt when he first walked down to the shore at Lesvos for the first time. The world is new again." (via Arts & Letters Daily)

Human Microsoft

Human Microsoft 12/23/2003 11:51 AM
The World Wide Media Exchange — a site collecting tens of thousands of amateur photos, arranged by location — sounds totally human. And it's a Microsoft site! For example, take a look at the press page and compare it to just about every other press page you've ever seen....

CDs, DVDs: Human After All

CDs, DVDs: Human After All 05/07/2004 05:01 AM
One reason CDs and DVDs are so expensive is that they're supposed to last forever. Well, they don't. Shoddy manufacturing can spell an early demise, as can careless storage and handling.

Human Accomplishment

Human Accomplishment 10/30/2003 12:35 PM

The All-Too-Human Hitler, on Your Big
Screen

The All-Too-Human Hitler, on Your Big
Screen 09/15/2004 05:29 AM
That Hitler is now fair game for cinematic use attests to how far Germans have come in laying to rest their ghosts.

The Human Face of Globalization

The Human Face of Globalization 09/10/2004 10:16 PM
Take 100 photos of 100 faces in a metropolitan area, morph them together to create a composite male and female face, and you can see the face of tomorrow.

Human Rights Watch

Human Rights Watch 01/17/2004 10:44 PM
Human Rights Watch feeds by region: http://www.hrw.org/doc/?t=africa_news_rss http://www.hrw.org/doc/?t=americas_news_rss http://www.hrw.org/doc/?t=asia_news_rss http://www.hrw.org/doc/?t=europe_news_rss http://www.hrw.org/doc/?t=mideast_news_rss Thanks, Chris Young, for the lead....

Pub/sub, tags, and human filters

Pub/sub, tags, and human filters 08/13/2004 05:44 AM
In 2002, InfoWorld gave a Technology of the Year award to "publish/subscribe" technology. In the wri teup (registration required) I mentioned Kenamea, KnowNow, and the Flash Communications Server. The del.icio.us bookmarking system has some of the pub/sub flavor of those systems, as well as some of the blogging flavor. ...

making a website better than a human

making a website better than a human 08/27/2004 02:15 PM
david's done some smart research into how the ad world sees usability

if only linux had human-readable help
;-)

if only linux had human-readable help
;-) 08/27/2004 03:48 PM
TechTree Aug 27 2004 8:25PM GMT

Human Powered Helicopter

Human Powered Helicopter 08/06/2004 10:17 PM

Human Spam Filter

Human Spam Filter 08/05/2004 08:41 AM
I wonder if there are anyone out there who will want to employ me to be their human spam filter. I'll do nothing the whole day except to read e-mail and to manully tag junk e-mails and spam. Guaranteed 100 percent accuracy only after, say, 1 week of training.
But seriously, folks. For those who depend on the e-mail inbox for their livelihood, this seems to be a service that will be valuable. What do you think?

ESA To Study Human Hibernation

ESA To Study Human Hibernation 08/04/2004 09:46 AM

A Black Box for Human Health

A Black Box for Human Health 04/13/2004 04:42 AM
NASA engineers are working on a device that records and transmits vital signs like heartbeats, body temperature and blood pressure. The device is designed for astronauts, but it could be handy on Earth, too. By Amit Asaravala.

Human Genome Project looks beyond man

Human Genome Project looks beyond man 06/09/2004 12:53 AM
Usatoday.com - Tue Jun 8, 08:48 pm GMT

Human Cloning Marches On, Without U.S.
Help

Human Cloning Marches On, Without U.S.
Help 02/15/2004 01:12 AM
If American researchers lose their technical lead in the cloning race, Washington will also forfeit the chance to set the ethical rules of the game.

Human Firewall gets new owner

Human Firewall gets new owner 06/25/2004 01:51 PM
After two financial backers pull support, a nonprofit security group takes over the security-prevention site.

Human Beans: PowerPizza

Human Beans: PowerPizza 06/27/2004 03:08 AM
14" Power Pizza .. stylish new case .. PowerPizza

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