Video of Bush using unsuspecting woman as human Kleenex

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HUMAN KLEENEX

HUMAN KLEENEX 04/27/2004 06:52 PM
clip from the Letterman show .. unbegoshdarnlievable video .. HUMAN KLEENEX

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"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" 11/15/2003 03:18 AM

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex 11/13/2003 07:48 AM
Larry Niven's classic essay, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," which explores the likely outcomes of a Superman-Lois Lane union, is online, with permission:

Either Superman has gone completely schizo and believes himself to be Clark Kent; or he knows what he's doing, but no longer gives a damn. Thirty-one years is a long time. For Superman it has been even longer. He has X-ray vision; he knows just what he's missing. (*One should not think of Superman as a Peeping Tom. A biological ability must be used. As a child Superman may never have known that things had surfaces, until he learned to suppress his X-ray vision. If millions of people tend shamelessly to wear clothing with no lead in the weave, that is hardly Superman's fault.*)

The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles.

Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?

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Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry
Niven

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry
Niven 11/15/2003 03:18 AM
Why can't he get a girl? .. Funny AND informative .. Superman could breed .. blow his superwad .. Further Evidence .. Kleenex .. website .. online .. qui

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Woman Eating Chili Bites Into Human
Finger (AP)

Woman Eating Chili Bites Into Human
Finger (AP) 03/23/2005 11:02 PM
AP - A woman's meal at a Wendy's restaurant brought a whole new meaning to the term "finger food." The woman bit into a portion of a human finger while eating a bowl of chili Tuesday night at the San Jose restaurant, Santa Clara County health officials said Wednesday.

Florida Woman with Human Form of Mad Cow
Disease Dies (Reuters)

Florida Woman with Human Form of Mad Cow
Disease Dies (Reuters) 06/21/2004 11:47 PM
Reuters - A Florida woman suffering from the only known case in the United States of the human form of mad cow disease has died, her family said on Monday.

Woman Served Salad with Human Thumb
Garnish (Reuters)

Woman Served Salad with Human Thumb
Garnish (Reuters) 03/06/2004 02:00 AM
Reuters - An Ohio woman was served a salad containing part of a restaurant worker's thumb sliced off while chopping lettuce, a health official said on Friday.

More RIAA lawsuits, more bizarre tales
of unsuspecting defendants

More RIAA lawsuits, more bizarre tales
of unsuspecting defendants 05/27/2004 05:07 PM
Just too bizarre. I'm fresh out of snarky intros. As one reader on the pho mailing list quipped, "What's next -- breaking kneecaps?"

Tammy Lafky has a computer at home but said she doesn't use it. "I don't know how," the 41-year-old woman said, somewhat sheepishly. But her 15-year-old daughter, Cassandra, does. And what Cassandra may have done, like millions of other teenagers and adults around the world, landed Lafky in legal hot water this week that could cost her thousands of dollars.

Lafky, a sugar mill worker and single mother in Bird Island, a farming community 90 miles west of St. Paul, became the first Minnesotan sued by name by the recording industry this week for allegedly downloading copyrighted music illegally. The lawsuit has stunned Lafky, who earns $12 an hour and faces penalties that top $500,000. (...)

A record company attorney from Los Angeles contacted Lafky about a week ago, telling Lafky she could owe up to $540,000, but the companies would settle for $4,000. "I told her I don't have the money," Lafky said. "She told me to go talk to a lawyer and I told her I don't have no money to talk to a lawyer." Lafky said she clears $21,000 a year from her job and gets no child support.

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Bush Policy on Human Stem Cells Faces
New Challenges

Bush Policy on Human Stem Cells Faces
New Challenges 03/06/2004 02:02 AM
The White House's policy on research with human embryonic stem cells has been put under new pressure by the development of new stem cell lines by a Harvard researcher.

Bush Calls Pope 'Champion of Human
Dignity' (Reuters)

Bush Calls Pope 'Champion of Human
Dignity' (Reuters) 04/02/2005 11:02 AM
Reuters - President Bush called Pope John Paul II a "champion of human dignity" as he awaited word on Saturday on the ailing pope's condition.

Mob phone, Internet scams cost
unsuspecting consumers millions,
prosecutors say

Mob phone, Internet scams cost
unsuspecting consumers millions,
prosecutors say 02/11/2004 01:21 AM
AP via New Jersey Online Feb 11 2004 5:33AM GMT

Woman Who Accused Bush of Rape dies

Woman Who Accused Bush of Rape dies 11/13/2003 08:53 AM
individual sex crimes .. Russia-land .. "suicide" .. Pravda

english.pravda.ru/world/20/91/368/11257_scandal.html
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Dead Woman Who Accused Bush of Rape -
PRAVDA.Ru

Dead Woman Who Accused Bush of Rape -
PRAVDA.Ru 11/13/2003 09:52 PM

HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE :: FLASHBACK: May
27, 2002 Graham: We Had Same Info as
Bush by David Freddoso

HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE :: FLASHBACK: May
27, 2002 Graham: We Had Same Info as
Bush by David Freddoso 04/11/2004 06:56 AM
BOB GRAHAM SAYS THE HILL HAD THE MEMO TOO .. Thank you Senator Graham .. Human Events

humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=3558
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"Bush Plans To Back Marriage Amendment:
Constitution Would Specify Man, Woman"

"Bush Plans To Back Marriage Amendment:
Constitution Would Specify Man, Woman" 02/11/2004 09:53 PM

Human, all too human -- News-Digests.Com
re-launches

Human, all too human -- News-Digests.Com
re-launches 06/08/2004 02:59 AM
Human news aggregation operation expands to multiple publications. [PRWEB Jun 8, 2004]

The Bush Legacy of Having No REAL Family
Values: Woman faces punishment for
refusing Iraq duty to avoid losing
custody of children 11/3

The Bush Legacy of Having No REAL Family
Values: Woman faces punishment for
refusing Iraq duty to avoid losing
custody of children 11/3 11/03/2003 07:46 AM
Soldier chooses family over Army

denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~6439~1739367,00.html
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GeorgeWBush.com :: Bush-Cheney '04
Launches New Web Video

GeorgeWBush.com :: Bush-Cheney '04
Launches New Web Video 06/26/2004 10:55 AM
Al Gore. John Kerry. Adolf Hitler .. new advertisement .. the transcript

georgebush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=2831
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Bush Internet video uses images of
Hitler

Bush Internet video uses images of
Hitler 06/28/2004 05:25 AM
Einnews.com - Mon Jun 28, 09:36 am GMT

Bush Joke Video: DC Humor in Bad Taste |
MFA

Bush Joke Video: DC Humor in Bad Taste |
MFA 04/11/2004 06:56 AM
rejoinder to President Bush's jokes .. brutally honest remix .. 3.6MB QuickTime Link

musicforamerica.org/bushjoke
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Banned anti-Bush music video

Banned anti-Bush music video 03/31/2005 03:08 PM
Norwegian rap group takes aim at President Bush.

a Michael Moore-esque video smearing
Bush

a Michael Moore-esque video smearing
Bush 09/14/2004 06:36 PM
DNC is now running a bizarre attack ad .. lower themselves to videos like this .. DNC Video: Fortunate Son

democrats.org/fortunateson/index.html
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NBC Vetos Bush-Cheney Online Video Clip

NBC Vetos Bush-Cheney Online Video Clip 02/12/2004 08:04 AM
Internet News Feb 12 2004 12:19PM GMT

Kerry Wins Clark's Support, Responds to
Bush Video (Reuters)

Kerry Wins Clark's Support, Responds to
Bush Video (Reuters) 02/13/2004 01:22 PM
Reuters - Democrat John Kerry won the support on Friday of fellow veteran and former White House rival Wesley Clark, a retired four star general who asked the Massachusetts senator: "Sir, request permission to come aboard."

Human Capital Institute and Human
Capital Magazine Announce Agreement

Human Capital Institute and Human
Capital Magazine Announce Agreement 06/22/2005 03:00 AM
The Human Capital Institute (HCI), a non-profit think tank, educator and professional association, and Human Capital, a leading talent management magazine, announced today an agreement to bring HCI's game-changing research and information to readers of Human Capital. [PRWEB Jun 22, 2005]

"DEMS LAUNCH NEW BUSH GUARD VIDEO; USES
CLIPS, QUOTES IN SPIRIT OF 'FAHRENHEIT
9-11'..."

"DEMS LAUNCH NEW BUSH GUARD VIDEO; USES
CLIPS, QUOTES IN SPIRIT OF 'FAHRENHEIT
9-11'..." 09/15/2004 09:32 AM

Computer users sued for swapping music
Ill. gov. seeks ban on violent video
games Bush prepares for

Computer users sued for swapping music
Ill. gov. seeks ban on violent video
games Bush prepares for 12/19/2004 03:28 PM
Seattletimes.nwsource.com - Fri Dec 17, 05:25 am GMT

"President Bush on Friday wished Bill
Clinton "best wishes for a swift and
speedy recovery." "He's is in our
thoughts and prayers," Bush said at a
campaign rally. Bush's audience of
thousands in West Allis, Wis., booed.
Bush did nothing to stop them. "

"President Bush on Friday wished Bill
Clinton "best wishes for a swift and
speedy recovery." "He's is in our
thoughts and prayers," Bush said at a
campaign rally. Bush's audience of
thousands in West Allis, Wis., booed.
Bush did nothing to stop them. " 09/04/2004 02:46 AM

Turn any PC into a High End TV and
Personal Video Recorder With ATI's
Revolutionary Video Processor

Turn any PC into a High End TV and
Personal Video Recorder With ATI's
Revolutionary Video Processor 09/14/2004 05:29 AM
Stockhouse Canada Sep 14 2004 9:35AM GMT

Music video made with Soul Calibur video
game footage

Music video made with Soul Calibur video
game footage 07/19/2004 01:32 AM
Dance, Voldo, Dance is a music video made by synchronizing the movements of gladiators from the game Soul Calibur with a dance track, so that they appear to be getting down with their nasty selves to the music. It's quite good! 11.2 MB Quicktime Link (via Waxy)

Webcast ONE™ Video Player Selected by
Partsbase.com for Online Video
Presentations

Webcast ONE™ Video Player Selected by
Partsbase.com for Online Video
Presentations 06/24/2005 02:35 PM
Partsbase.com, the web’s leading aviation products and services directory, has announced its selection of the Webcast ONE™ Video Player to instantly play video presentations on its website as well as its associated clients’ websites. [PRWEB Jun 24, 2005]

videoencoding.biz -- Video to DVD
transfer and cine film to video
conversion company celebrates its 19th
year.

videoencoding.biz -- Video to DVD
transfer and cine film to video
conversion company celebrates its 19th
year. 08/22/2004 02:20 AM
Pennylane Video, a UK cine film to video transfer, DVD and video conversion company are proud to announce their 19th year of providing professional duplication and copying services. [PRWEB Aug 22, 2004]

Flash Video Template: Live Video
Broadcaster and Switcher

Flash Video Template: Live Video
Broadcaster and Switcher 08/16/2004 07:42 PM
Broadcast live video and audio, and switch betweens feeds on the fly using Flash Communication Server.

Flash Video Template: Showcase Website
for Personal Video

Flash Video Template: Showcase Website
for Personal Video 08/16/2004 07:42 PM
Jazz up your website with a custom Flash viewer for your home videos.

Google Video Upload Program - Video
Search or Blogging?

Google Video Upload Program - Video
Search or Blogging? 04/13/2005 10:55 PM
Search Engine Journal Apr 14 2005 3:20AM GMT

Mastering Internet Video: A Guide to
Streaming and On-Demand Video

Mastering Internet Video: A Guide to
Streaming and On-Demand Video 12/17/2004 06:34 PM
Today, we look at Digital Rights Management. A key question here is: "Should you distribute your video online?" Movie industry figures who have watched what happened in the music industry with Napster and its successors are determined not to find themselves in a similar predicament. When a movie studio invests $50 million in a film, it wants to be quite sure the work is not going to be passed around Kazaa and BitTorrent like so many MP3s. By Pearson Education, Inc. 1025

Google Video is Live - Commence Video
Production Boom

Google Video is Live - Commence Video
Production Boom 04/13/2005 10:55 PM
Search Engine Journal Apr 14 2005 3:19AM GMT

Video Templates: Get Started with
Macromedia Flash Video in One Hour

Video Templates: Get Started with
Macromedia Flash Video in One Hour 08/16/2004 07:42 PM
For pros to home users: Download and customize these Flash Video templates and get video on your website.

Google Video (Beta) - Video Upload
Program

Google Video (Beta) - Video Upload
Program 04/14/2005 01:20 PM
What is it with Google lately? Seems like a continuous stream of new beta product offerings. Here’s the latest: You’ve made a great video. Now who will watch it? Whether you produce hundreds of titles a year or just a few, you can give your videos the recognition and visibility they deserve by promoting them on Google - for free. Signing up for the Google Video Upload Program will connect your work with users who…

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