U.S. Programmers: Bargains Go Begging

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Hiring Programmers: A Programmers a
Programmer, right? by David K. Every

Hiring Programmers: A Programmers a
Programmer, right? by David K. Every 11/12/2003 01:23 PM
Human Resources people, Managers, and general users, have no idea how simple or complex computer programming is. They think that they can just throw programmers around from one task to another, then some HR people select computer programmers based on language (Syntax), and not what really matters (skills and abilities). This would be like hiring an employee based on what school they attended and not what subjects they studied! This article will give some non-programmers a better idea of what Programming is about, and what they should be looking for when hiring programmers.

Much of Bordeaux Goes Begging

Much of Bordeaux Goes Begging 08/10/2004 08:02 PM
For most Bordeaux vineyards but the great estates, life has grown grim in what was once the undisputed capital of the wine world.

Begging for trouble on security

Begging for trouble on security 08/12/2004 07:26 AM
Securify founder Taher Elgamal says a patchwork mentality has effectively turned network security into an IT budget black hole.

More KB Bargains

More KB Bargains 12/09/2003 09:44 AM
More deals to be found at KBToys.com, including the Imperial Shuttle for only $59.99 (a savings of 40%) and the 12" Gamorrean Guard for $9.99 (a savings of over 60%). Some pretty good deals there. Again, try using the coupon KBDECTEN to get an additional 10% off. A thanks to DJBarry and Marc for the tip.

"Begging to Differ - December 2003
Archives"

"Begging to Differ - December 2003
Archives" 12/04/2003 09:37 AM

Book Value Bargains

Book Value Bargains 09/10/2004 12:43 PM
Irrational markets can create buying opportunities for those watching the right numbers.

W3bBytes: Podcasting, Blog Begging &
Yahoo! Canuck

W3bBytes: Podcasting, Blog Begging &
Yahoo! Canuck 04/01/2005 12:20 PM
The Gate Apr 1 2005 2:56PM GMT

A careful eye is needed for Web bargains

A careful eye is needed for Web bargains 04/17/2005 10:34 AM
Chicago Tribune Apr 17 2005 12:57PM GMT

Cheap Pocket PCs may not be bargains

Cheap Pocket PCs may not be bargains 12/04/2002 05:19 PM
PDA Buzz is telling tales of missing memory in recent PDAs. HP has been forthcoming about the iPAQ h1910 reserving...

"Iran Rejects Restraint On Nuclear
Program (Begging To Get Bombed)"

"Iran Rejects Restraint On Nuclear
Program (Begging To Get Bombed)" 06/15/2004 03:38 AM

Internet shopping yields many PC
bargains

Internet shopping yields many PC
bargains 12/11/2003 07:19 AM
San Jose Mercury News Dec 11 2003 6:20AM ET

Broadband bargains tempt surfers

Broadband bargains tempt surfers 06/08/2004 10:20 AM
In the latest broadband price cut, a company is offering a high-speed link for the price of a dial-up connection.

Consumers Hunt Post-Christmas Bargains
(AP)

Consumers Hunt Post-Christmas Bargains
(AP) 12/26/2004 08:15 PM
AP - Shoppers headed to the nation's malls and stores to grab discounted coats, cashmere sweaters and other items on Sunday as merchants slashed prices even deeper in hopes of squeezing more sales out of what's winding up to be an unimpressive holiday season.

12.25.04: Video Games , Home Loans,
Online Bargains

12.25.04: Video Games , Home Loans,
Online Bargains 12/24/2004 01:04 PM
Kbhk.com - Thu Dec 23, 11:40 pm GMT

"Reagan, with that film-fantasy
tough-guy con in front of cameras, went
begging like a coward cockroach to
Khomeini pleading on bended knee for the
release of our hostages."

"Reagan, with that film-fantasy
tough-guy con in front of cameras, went
begging like a coward cockroach to
Khomeini pleading on bended knee for the
release of our hostages." 06/08/2004 08:23 PM

Consumers search for post-holiday
bargains Dollar falls to new low against
euro Crude prices soften

Consumers search for post-holiday
bargains Dollar falls to new low against
euro Crude prices soften 12/28/2004 03:11 AM
Seattletimes.nwsource.com - Mon Dec 27, 12:05 pm GMT

Autumn bargains at the Reg
Mobile Shop

Autumn bargains at the Reg
Mobile Shop 09/24/2004 05:47 AM
Site offer Including the Nokia 6310i and HP iPAQ h5550

Do We Even Need Programmers Any More?

Do We Even Need Programmers Any More? 07/07/2004 02:47 PM
InternetNews is taking a look at the latest development tool releases from Sun and Microsoft that try to "dumb down" programming to the point that any old idiot can create applications and wonder s if coders are still necessary. The obvious answer the article reaches (and, yeah, the article includes a quote from me on this point) is that of course we'll still need real programmers. People have been promising the "programmer-less programs" for ages, and they seem to forget that designing applications isn't like designing a webpage. There's a lot more to it than just the user interface, and it's a different mode of thought. That said, however, it does seem like there is a real opportunity to expand the space of more personalized "quick and dirty" programs to solve specific needs. If people can have tools to build themselves specific programs it can expand the space, not necessarily shrink it for traditional programmers.

For The Programmers...

For The Programmers... 04/22/2004 12:01 PM
I've just come across a piece of code with the following comment (paraphase): "This function returns 0 when is true, and 1 when is false. Please be aware when testing as a boolean."
AARGHHH!!!!

Vi for programmers

Vi for programmers 08/09/2004 07:51 AM
CNET Aug 9 2004 10:09AM GMT

MS Programmers: So Like Us

MS Programmers: So Like Us 02/16/2004 02:46 PM
It turns out Microsoft's Windows programmers have to deal with the same crap as the rest of the world's programmers. Kuro5hin.org has put up a overview of the comments in the recently leaked Microsoft source code. (Some of the comments are not rated G. If you use a text-to-speech reader, cover your kids' ears. )

In the struggle to meet deadlines, I think pretty much all programmers have put in comments they might later regret, including swearwords and acerbic comments about other code or requirements. Also, any conscientious coder will put in prominent comments warning others about the trickier parts of the code. Comments like "UGLY TERRIBLE HACK" tend to indicate good code rather than bad: in bad code ugly terrible hacks are considered par for the course. It would therefore be both hypocritical and meaningless to go through the comments looking for embarrassments. But also fun, so let's go.

The overall conclusion is rather flattering towards Microsoft: a lot of good code, with the obligatory ugly hacks for compatibility with other stuff. No stolen open source, either. Better go have a look before their cease-and-desist shows up.

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Programmers Are Idiots

Programmers Are Idiots 08/02/2004 01:32 PM

So I'm out here in Boston (home of the Free Speech Zone) at a seminar on distributed enterprise application development. The instructor is Pinku Surana, who certainly seems to know his stuff. I found this interesting article in his blog, where he argues that programmers are idiots, and I have to say he makes a pretty good case.

I occasionally teach IT programmers. I've taught over 100 people now and I can honestly say I've met maybe 5 good programmers. The rest are dangerously incompetent. In fact, they are so profoundly ignorant of computer science and programming that they actually believe they are fairly good. This is the perverse effect of ignorance: because they don't know what they don't know, they think they know everything. Brookes' Mythical Man Month described the uberprogrammers who are mysteriously 10x more productive than the average. I would go further and say the uberprogrammers aren't really so uber; rather, the average is abysmal.

He goes on to say that if non-IT companies want effective software, they should ditch their programmers and demand flexible software from vendors.

I agree with him on the first point. We, as programmers, are not nearly as good as we think we are. I think it probably stems from the fact that even a novice programmer knows more about computers than nearly everyone he knows, and they all praise him for being "so smart" when he fixes their printer or gets rid of their virus problem. My mechanic is "so smart" about replacing my car's water pump. Noone really praises him for it because cars have been around a long time and there's not much magic to them. I don't think I'd have my mechanic build me a new car from scratch, though.

I disagree with Pinku on the idea that you can solve your software problems by demanding configurable and interoperable software from vendors. It's a great idea in theory, but when you start dealing with vendors in reality, it quickly breaks down. We already demand these things from vendors, and they either don't deliver, or don't deliver as expected. Most programmers dislike vendor solutions because they're crappy in some way and hard to integrate with. That's because the vendor's programmers are idiots, too. The vendor's programmers spend a lot of time griping about how the customers write crappy architectures that are hard to integrate with their "well-written" solution. So, which is more dangerous, the idiot you know or the one you don't?

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Vi for programmers, part 2

Vi for programmers, part 2 07/26/2004 05:37 AM
CNET Jul 26 2004 10:27AM GMT

WEB DEVELOPERS/ PROGRAMMERS

WEB DEVELOPERS/ PROGRAMMERS 06/12/2004 06:40 PM
Kingsport Times News, TN - 11 hours ago ... A background in HTML, PHP, UNIX and CSS are important considerations for this rewarding position that include a weekly salary, health, 401K and paid vacations. ...

Programmers So Far Underwhelmed by JSF

Programmers So Far Underwhelmed by JSF 03/08/2004 11:16 PM
Some developers say the latest Web application specification needs third-party vendor tools before they will use it.

Vi for programmers, part 1

Vi for programmers, part 1 07/26/2004 05:37 AM
CNET Jul 26 2004 10:26AM GMT

SAP to add 500 programmers in India

SAP to add 500 programmers in India 05/07/2004 05:39 PM
ZDNet May 7 2004 9:13PM GMT

For Perl Programmers : only

For Perl Programmers : only 03/19/2003 10:25 PM
Brian Ingerson's curious new module allows you to specify which version of a module you want Perl to load - and even to install multiple versions at the same time. Let's hear about it from the man himself!

XML Keeps Programmers Regular

XML Keeps Programmers Regular 03/19/2003 10:24 PM
...using regular expressions, that is. In response to Tim Bray's dirty little habit of parsing XML with regular expressions, Jon Udell writes:

If the XML gods are resorting to Perl and Python hackery to shred documents, are we just spinning our wheels? I don't think so. But this is, perhaps, an unusual case. ... I can, however, make excellent use of the text stream underlying XML abstractions. So, which way to regard a document becomes a kind of Necker cube puzzle. The bad news: it's confusing. The good news: it's useful.

When the suggestion of XMLizing Blosxom templates came up a week or so ago, I (calmly) dared the proponent to install any number of Perl XML modules under Mac OS X. After all this time, it's still horrid stuff. And then there are those who, at the mercy of their ISPs, don't even have the choice of installing an XML parser.

That said, XML parsing has become a regular part of the modern programmer's nutritious breakfast. There're mouthfuls of RSS to consume, the Google Web API to Google, and the breadth and depth of the Amazon to explore. What's a happy parser-less hacker to do?

I just co-authored a book, 1/4 of which relied heavily on the availability of not only an XML parser, but a SOAP stack. Faced with the reality that more than a handful of readers wouldn't have either at their disposal, I wrote a hack sure to turn the stomach of any XML purist while turning many a hacker frown upside-down... "NoXML, Another SOAP::Lite Alternative" for the Google Web API.

XML jockeys might well want to avert their eyes for this one. What is herein suggested is something just so preposterous that it just might prove useful -- and indeed it does. NoXML is a drop-in alternative to SOAP::Lite. As its name suggests, this home-brewed module doesn't make use of an XML parser of any kind, relying instead on some dead-simple regular expressions and other bits of programmatic magic.

Elegant? Depends on your definition. Pure? As the driven beach sand. Work? You betcha!

On the generosity of programmers

On the generosity of programmers 03/28/2005 08:44 AM

1/2/02: "Of course there's nothing wrong with financiers, we need them to get our stock public. But as a group they did something really stinky to the software industry in the last part of the last decade -- they helped promote the myth that programmers work for free. In their folklore we're so selfless that we're willing to write new software and fix bugs, without being paid to do so. Another way of looking at it -- they get to keep all the money and programmers get nothing."

Usability for Programmers

Usability for Programmers 01/22/2003 04:20 AM

UI Design for Programmers

UI Design for Programmers 06/02/2004 04:14 AM

I rather enjoyed reading Gadgetopia's informal review of Joel Spolsky's book User Interface Design for Programmers.

Microsoft Ad for PHP Programmers

Microsoft Ad for PHP Programmers 04/07/2005 09:28 AM

An interesting Google ad appeared on the site today. It may still be there:

That's probably wise, to go after people "working" for the competition. I wonder what their CTR is and how they qualify a "successful conversion."

Primates as Programmers

Primates as Programmers 12/31/2003 10:43 AM
Primates as Programmers. New firm breaks the mold. Hires primates as programmers leading to significant cost savings!

Programmers Notepad

Programmers Notepad 01/04/2004 01:14 PM
PN2 0.5 "mingus" released

XML Is Too Hard For Programmers

XML Is Too Hard For Programmers 03/19/2003 10:25 PM
Tim Bray: "The notion that there is an 'XML data model' is silly and unsupported by real-world evidence. The definition of XML is syntactic: the 'Infoset' is an afterthought and in any case is far indeed from being a data model specification that a programmer could work with. Empirical evidence: I can point to a handful of different popular XML-in-Java APIs each of which has its own data model and each of which works. So why would you think that there's a data model there to build a language around?"

IBM on the hunt for Firefox programmers

IBM on the hunt for Firefox programmers 04/13/2005 02:52 PM
Big Blue looks to hire techies to adapt the open-source browser to work well with its server software.

Google: The Last Best Place for
Programmers

Google: The Last Best Place for
Programmers 06/05/2005 11:56 PM

The engineering staff at Google threw a big party for Silicon Valley nerds last Thursday night, complete with band and Cinco de Mayo-themed food and drink.  The last time I visited was so long ago that Segways were still cool (Google still has a few but today they gather dust in a corner).  Google has grown up to employ over 3000 people and occupies a campus built for Silicon Graphics (SGI; kids: this was a Unix workstation company that bloomed in the late 1980s and faded as Sun grew).  The center is built around a volleyball court and an endless pool, complete with lifeguard until 9 pm.  The company provides all of the fun things that profitable companies can provide, e.g., haircuts, massages, day care for kids, free meals, etc.

Larry Page, one of the founders, gave an inspiring talk about what a great time this is to be an engineer.  He recalled how at one point Google had five employees and two million customers.  Outside of Internet applications it is tough to imagine where that would be possible.  Page also talked about the enjoyment of launching something, getting feedback from users, and refining the service on the fly.  The Google speakers made a persuasive case that there is no better place to be a programmer.  No startup company is going to have a 5000-machine cluster available to launch a new service or a guaranteed first day audience of 100 million people.  Financially it might also make much more sense to work at Google as opposed to a startup.  For teams of engineers who create a lot of value for Google the company is able to hand out $millions or tens of $millions in bonuses, to be shared among a group of 5-10 programmers.  That is admittedly a small percentage of the new advertising reveue that Google earns from a new service but it is in absolute terms more than someone is likely to make creating the same service at a startup, where hardly anyone is likely to find out about it and use it.

One of the anecdotes that Page related was about an experienced Silicon Valley executive who told him, several years ago, "in the long run, every company is led by either marketing or sales; you just have to choose which it is going to be in Google's case."  This prophecy does indeed seem to be true for the big tech companies.  Microsoft never does anything because an engineer thinks it is fun or cool; they wait for the marketing department to notice a new product from a competitor and then go to work.  Oracle seems to be led by their sales organization.  They add features if customers are telling the sales people "this is what I need to make it worth buying the next release."  Google remains an engineering-led company.  They launch Google Maps with satellite imagery because they can.

As I wandered through the party and through the offices I kept noticing more and more familiar faces and the names of former students whom I remembered as among the smartest and nicest.  They will, of course, need all of those smart people if they are to deliver on their long-term goals.  Doing search right will eventually require machine understanding of natural language, i.e., full artificial intelligence.

The Pragmatic Programmers Interviewed

The Pragmatic Programmers Interviewed 06/26/2004 12:34 PM

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