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Imaginary Numbers

Imaginary Numbers 06/07/2002 08:16 PM
$z = new Z("4i+3"); $i->Add(3,4); $i->Div("5e-j37"); ... etc Easy to use and understand.

Imaginary girlfriends on eBay

Imaginary girlfriends on eBay 01/28/2004 02:34 PM
There are dozens of "imaginary girlfriends" for sale on eBay. Here's a bit of one of the listings (which closed at $20.51):

The winning bidder will receive my instant messenger screenname,email address and phone number. We can chat once a day or webcam if you like. I have pictures that I can send over email or by regular mail, both clothed and nude... I like video games, karaoke and football:) This is a 2-month relationship,and I hope you renew it. You can get back at girlfriends or impress your buddies or just have a good time. The friendship will be real,the girlfriend will be a fantasy.

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An imaginary record collection

An imaginary record collection 01/16/2004 11:02 AM
An imaginary record collection. Okay, so I hit the flea market last Thursday in the freezing cold and came upon this dope soundtrack collection - Melinda, Sweetback's Badass Song, The Marketts Play Batman, Mannix, More Mission Impossbile, etc.., when I came upon this box of... fake records!!

Fake Calling Your Imaginary Friend

Fake Calling Your Imaginary Friend 04/18/2005 08:01 AM
Apparently, the latest trend is m aking fake phone calls on your mobile phone. It appears that a lot of people do so, often to get them out of embarrassing situations, to give them some sort of cover story for being late or for forgetting something. Yes, in this age of passing the buck and taking no responsibility ever -- the imaginary friend at the end of a fake mobile phone call is now the latest recipient of the blame game. Of course, for the inexperienced fake caller, you need to learn a few of the basics, such as interjecting a reasonable number of "uh huhs" and "ohs" and (this one is important) turning off your phone or actually calling some automated system so that (whoops) your phone doesn't actually ring while you're pretending to be on it.

Sony Patents Imaginary Brainwave
Broadcasting

Sony Patents Imaginary Brainwave
Broadcasting 04/08/2005 10:39 AM

Good morning, internet friends. I've come to enjoy waking up to Gawker Media's server being hosed—it's like a cyber-space snooze button. Now, sadly, they live again, and news we must. If I wanted to sleep in all the time, I might consider working for Sony, who has patented the concept of beaming ultrasonic signals into a person's brain to transmit recorded images or sounds, as seen in The Matrix or every other anime. Sounds amazing, right? Too bad it's all bullshit:

A Sony Electronics spokeswoman told the magazine that no experiments had been conducted, and that the patent "was based on an inspiration that this may someday be the direction that technology will take us."

So that's all you have to do to get a patent? Why aren't science fiction writers loaded, then? (Thanks, Everybody!)

Sony Invention Beams Sights, Sounds Into Brain [Yahoo/Reuters]

I put up with more than my girlfriend
does

I put up with more than my girlfriend
does 03/08/2004 11:07 PM
In an ideal relationship, shouldn't the annoyances be equally distributed?

Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS

Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS 09/05/2004 04:42 PM

"Break up with your girlfriend with a
PowerPoint"

"Break up with your girlfriend with a
PowerPoint" 09/23/2004 09:50 PM

Ex-girlfriend at Caroline trial

Ex-girlfriend at Caroline trial 06/09/2004 08:35 PM
A former girlfriend of the man accused of raping and murdering a British schoolgirl will give evidence at his trial.

My girlfriend flaunts her money

My girlfriend flaunts her money 12/22/2004 01:34 AM
She's very Wall Street and I'm very nonprofit.

Killer's ex-girlfriend arrested

Killer's ex-girlfriend arrested 04/17/2004 11:16 AM
A 16-year-old girl is arrested by police searching for escaped killer James McCormick.

"100 Things to Do with Your Boyfriend or
Girlfriend... Instead of It"

"100 Things to Do with Your Boyfriend or
Girlfriend... Instead of It" 01/26/2004 03:28 AM

Donald Trump Proposes to Girlfriend (AP)

Donald Trump Proposes to Girlfriend (AP) 04/29/2004 10:40 AM
AP - There's a new member of Donald Trump's "A-Team." Following Ivana and Marla, model Melania Knauss became engaged this week to the billionaire developer, Trump spokesman Norma Foerderer said Thursday.

Donald Trump proposes to girlfriend

Donald Trump proposes to girlfriend 04/29/2004 12:01 PM

Internet Explorer: The Girlfriend from
Hell

Internet Explorer: The Girlfriend from
Hell 12/19/2004 03:14 PM
Imagine, for a while that your girlfriend is MSIE: She frequently gets infected with STDs. She frequently shows up where...

Girlfriend tells of outback fear

Girlfriend tells of outback fear 05/18/2004 04:20 AM
The girlfriend of British backpacker Peter Falconio tells a court of the moment he was shot dead in the outback.

Falconio girlfriend faces court

Falconio girlfriend faces court 05/26/2004 02:53 AM
Peter Falconio's girlfriend tells an Australian court how she was left bloodied after a 2001 outback 'ambush'.

Kerry girlfriend won't give up web shame

Kerry girlfriend won't give up web shame 08/20/2004 04:02 PM
Gee wiz: this is bad

How to not make your girlfriend feel
good

How to not make your girlfriend feel
good 06/22/2005 03:01 AM

Today after the WABC Father's Day Fight Against Prostate Cancer 5 mile race in Central Park, New York City:

Him: So how'd you do?
Me: Not too badly. I ran about nine and a half minute miles. I don't know though, it seems like I should be able to go faster than that.
Him: Yeah, I watched the eight minute milers and they don't look that different from you.
Me: Yeah, sometimes people pass me and I see them and think, I should be able to go that fast.
Him: Yeah, like this guy today. He was doing six minute miles, and he was in his sixties. And he was flying! And he only had one arm!
Me: [silent]

Man glues hand to girlfriend in prison
(Reuters)

Man glues hand to girlfriend in prison
(Reuters) 08/05/2004 12:10 PM
Reuters - A German prisoner in Madrid and his girlfriend glued their hands together during a jail visit in an attempt to fight the man's possible extradition to Germany, judicial sources say.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Girlfriend 'hit
with alligator'

BBC NEWS | Americas | Girlfriend 'hit
with alligator' 07/18/2004 08:20 PM
to get a 3-foot alligator flung at you .. bbc

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Scolari says Portugal like an ugly
girlfriend (Reuters)

Scolari says Portugal like an ugly
girlfriend (Reuters) 06/19/2004 08:50 AM
Reuters - Spending 20 days with the Portuguese team this month was like seeing a girlfriend in the harsh morning light for the first time and realising she was ugly, coach Luiz Felipe Scolari says.

"Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams
Bush"

"Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams
Bush" 03/06/2004 02:05 AM

Online chat, games worry on-the-road
girlfriend

Online chat, games worry on-the-road
girlfriend 07/08/2004 10:08 PM
Suntimes.com - Thu Jul 8, 04:41 pm GMT

Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams
Bush

Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams
Bush 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
Rosie marries longtime girlfriend, slams Bush .. The best newpaper headline ever! .. tee hee, this headline is funny .. headline

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Man jailed for putting nude cellphone
pictures of girlfriend on the Internet

Man jailed for putting nude cellphone
pictures of girlfriend on the Internet 05/13/2004 03:26 PM
National Post May 13 2004 7:08PM GMT

"Paul Ford's attempt to explain Phillip
Pullman to his girlfriend"

"Paul Ford's attempt to explain Phillip
Pullman to his girlfriend" 06/24/2004 04:50 AM

Larry Flynt To Claim George Bush Helped
Girlfriend Get An Abortion In The Early
70s

Larry Flynt To Claim George Bush Helped
Girlfriend Get An Abortion In The Early
70s 02/18/2004 01:06 AM
not going to be a pretty election .. finally confirmed .. Daily News

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OTC Sale At TRU

OTC Sale At TRU 09/04/2004 05:14 PM
The 19th of September Toys “R” Us starts a fantastic new sale promoting the Classic Trilogy DVD release. The sale includes many specials including any two basic figures or Galactic heroes two packs for $7, Trilogy Yoda for $12.99 each, Electronic Light Sabers for $12.99 each, and Vintage Tie Fighter and X-wing for $12.99 each. These aside, TRU will be offering a $10 Star Wars gift card with the purchase of the DVD set or Star Wars Battlefront, both are priced at $49.99 each. All TRUs across America are expecting large shipments to support the ad.

Buy Everything On Sale!

Buy Everything On Sale! 02/10/2004 05:18 PM
Credit card issuers are working hard to win your business. Are you taking advantage?

MCI For Sale

MCI For Sale 09/20/2004 01:24 PM
It looks like MCI's turnaround plan hasn't turned it around far enough. Reports are out this morning that the company is actively looking for a buyer. The company pretty much stopped doing very much at all for an extended period of time while they had to deal with all those pesky accounting scam problems. Now that they have their head above water, they're realizing that the tide has pushed them far, far away from where the rest of the telecom world is. While the article speculates that they may have trouble selling themselves, that might not be the case. The now-out-of-bankrupt company has a (hopefully) clean set of books, plenty of customers, and a network that many other companies already drool over. The one area that they probably should just jettison, though, is their consumer business -- or at least pull an AT&T move and focus only on VoIP. Of course, just like AT&T, MCI made the bizarre move to ditch their wireless play when having a foot in the wireless market was clearly in their long-term best interests.

"Best Hgh ¨C on sale now! $26.50"

"Best Hgh ¨C on sale now! $26.50" 12/23/2003 09:09 PM

For Many, It's Still No Sale

For Many, It's Still No Sale 11/02/2003 09:49 PM
Many industry observers say the new services will provide little lift for the beleaguered record business. In fact, they say, the pay services will only steer more people toward the freebies. By Daniel Rubin (The Philadelphia Inquirer via MyAppleMenu)

Ski centres up for sale

Ski centres up for sale 02/13/2004 09:26 AM
The Glencoe and Glenshee ski resorts are being put on the market after losing £1m in two years.

Disney for Sale?

Disney for Sale? 02/12/2004 11:33 AM

Mecha for sale

Mecha for sale 01/11/2004 12:27 PM
You can buy a Japanese rescue-mecha: "it's 10m wide with its arms fully outstretched, is powered by an onboard water-cooled three cylinder direct injection diesel engine, has a maximum speed of 3Km/h, and carries seven 680,000-pixel CCD cameras with a separate monitor for each camera. If no whiny 14-year-olds are available to pilot it, it can be remotely controlled (with a dummy plug in the cockpit, presumably)." Link (via /.)

Ma Bell Up for Sale?

Ma Bell Up for Sale? 08/23/2004 12:20 PM
As AT&T prepares billions in write-offs, speculation of a potential takeover heats up.

KITT for sale

KITT for sale 07/22/2004 03:00 PM
KITT (Knight Industry Two Thousand), from the 1980s TV series Knight Rider, is up for auction on eBay. Apparently this was one of the tricked-out 1983 Trans Ams actually used in the show:

"After being released from its film duties, KITT found its way into the show circuit by promoting many Budweiser World of Wheels car shows for a number of years. After its tour of duty, the car was in need of restoration and in 2001 the owner approached Mark Scrivani of Mark's Custom Kits to restore the vehicle. The original, futuristic dash built by universal would only illuminate and was not intended to be functional; the owner commissioned Scrivani to make the dash fully functional, thus, the various non-functioning consoles were removed, cleaned up and made functional with pushable buttons, sound and visual effects. The dash received fully operational gauges and instruments, as well as an in-car camera tied into one of the two dash-mounted LCD monitors. The other monitor is wired into a trunk-mounted VCR for running and viewing tapes for future car show use. The original scanner mounted in the front of the vehicle was restored and functions properly. The scanner sound effect is also added to external speakers so it can be heard while the scanner is running. Besides the original Universal registration, the car comes with the original stamped steel "KNIGHT" license plate..."

Willi am Daniels not included. Link (Thanks, Alan Rapp!)

Is Monster for Sale?

Is Monster for Sale? 08/23/2004 10:57 AM
The online employment site remains at the top, but the rest of the field is gaining ground.
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Corel WordPerfect Office 12: The Other
Office Suite

Corel WordPerfect Office 12: The Other
Office Suite 04/29/2004 04:09 PM
While OpenOffice.org might get all the attention in the battle to unseat Microsoft Office, Corel's suite is the real number two in the market.

Corel Updates WordPerfect Office

Corel Updates WordPerfect Office 04/26/2004 07:35 AM
Corel is set to release the English versions of its WordPerfect Office 12 for sale in retail outlets and online.

Microsoft Office WordPerfect Converter
Buffer Overflow Vulnerability

Microsoft Office WordPerfect Converter
Buffer Overflow Vulnerability 09/14/2004 04:59 PM
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Coming Soon: MS Office Alternatives For
Mac

Coming Soon: MS Office Alternatives For
Mac 06/24/2005 04:42 PM

Major milestones were recently announced for two Mac OS X-compatible software suites that could provide an alternative to the near-ubiquitous Microsoft Office. By Daniel Drew Turner, eWeek

Alternatives to Microsoft Office

Alternatives to Microsoft Office 06/23/2004 10:45 AM
WordPerfect 12 and StarOffice 7.0 aren't the dominant office suite players, but each brings strong qualities to the field, such as affordability and ease of use. But do they have what it takes to stand up to Microsoft Office? Read our reviews to find out. It's no secret that Microsoft Office dominates the productivity suite market, but that doesn't mean it's the only way to go. Corel and Sun Microsystems offer two alternatives that provide a core stable of programs at a fraction of the price of Microsoft's package.

Mac Office Is Better Than Windows Office
In Some Ways

Mac Office Is Better Than Windows Office
In Some Ways 07/15/2004 06:56 PM
By Julio Ojedazapata, Pioneer Press (via MyAppleMenu)

Trillian Vulnerability - Security Flaw
Found in Trillian IM

Trillian Vulnerability - Security Flaw
Found in Trillian IM 03/27/2005 05:55 AM
CNet news is reporting today that a potentially serious security flaw has been found in the Trillian instant messaging client.

Trillian is an instant messaging (IM) software which allows users to interact with people using many different IM services, such as AOL Instant Messenger and MSN Messenger, using just one instant messaging client (Trillian) instead of having to run each instant messenger software for each service separately.

A large number of people use Trillian, and not surprisingly, as it has been estimated that at least 25% of home users instant message with people on at least two different IM networks at the same time.

The security hole discovered in Trillian will allow a malicious hacker to shut down programs running on the target machine, and even to take control of the entire computer.

Trillian’s CEO, Scott Werndorfer, played the flaw down as being “extremely low risk", stating that the hacker would need to create a fake instant messaging software, then send a message to the Trillian user, and then have the user accept the message. More at Source.

News source: Aunty Spam's Net Patrol

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Trillian Anywhere - Use Trillian, the
Ultimate Chat Client, ANYWHERE

Trillian Anywhere - Use Trillian, the
Ultimate Chat Client, ANYWHERE 03/22/2005 03:17 PM
Trillian Anywhere - Use Trillian, the Ultimate Chat Client, ANYWHERE

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Zango .IM v1.0

Zango .IM v1.0 08/20/2004 09:59 PM
Universal Instant Messaging from Zango - Finally, you can instant message friends on AIM®, MSN®, Yahoo, and ICQ with just one application. And get great extras: chat rooms, over 30 online radio stations, and the latest news. Download the Zango Messenger for FREE now. [Freeware 2.90 MB]

Different Ways of Using Web Queries in
Microsoft Office Excel 2003

Different Ways of Using Web Queries in
Microsoft Office Excel 2003 02/16/2004 02:26 AM
Learn various ways to use Web queries to retrieve data from a Web page. This includes using static and dynamic queries as well as the Add and Find methods. Experimenting with these methods allows you to use the data on Web pages in your own applications.

Juggling Help

Juggling Help 12/27/2004 03:12 AM
What is GirlFriend X? Welcome to GirlFriend X, your personal assistant to managing your online liaisons, real-time dates, and your love life. GirlFriend X is a sweet union between technology and common sense; helping you to pick up women without sweating the small stuff. Our software takes out the legwork, headache, and uncertainty of dating women; not to mention helping you do your homework so you get some rewards under the sheets. GirlFriend X allows…

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DDR + juggling?

DDR + juggling? 04/13/2005 07:48 PM
Oh, sure, you've got moves. But can you JUGGLE? [embedded wmv][via]

Goyal's Lotus Juggling Act

Goyal's Lotus Juggling Act 01/16/2004 11:03 AM
Software developer is regaining credibility among customers and partners.

Shoppers Foil Juggling Lipstick Thief
(Reuters)

Shoppers Foil Juggling Lipstick Thief
(Reuters) 09/07/2004 08:48 AM
Reuters - A man who walked into a shop and amused shoppers by juggling with lipsticks and other expensive cosmetics from its counters faces charges after being spotted pocketing them during his performance, police said Tuesday.

Falconio court hearing under way

Falconio court hearing under way 05/17/2004 01:30 AM
A key court hearing begins in Australia over the death of British tourist Peter Falconio.

The facts behind the "Get the Facts" ad
campaign

The facts behind the "Get the Facts" ad
campaign 06/24/2005 09:35 PM
Commentary: Like many readers, I find Microsoft's Get the Facts (GtF) ads repugnant, especially when they appear on sites dedicated to Linux and open source software. I understand that such organizations' editorial and ad sales staffs operate independently, meaning neither side tells the other what content it is or isn't allowed to carry, but I still don't like it. Happily, however, the bogus GtF ads may not be around much longer.

Just the facts, M'am...umm, just OUR
facts, I mean !

Just the facts, M'am...umm, just OUR
facts, I mean ! 06/06/2004 12:48 PM
A bushy-tailed morning in the quest for truth : MemeTank and dKosopedia This morning, I wondered - where's the update to (the deceased) Steve Kangas' mighty liberal FAQ ? "Update?", thought I, "Well, this attempt ran out of steam" Then..."Ah, a Wiki !" Then, "well, isn't truth the point ?...shouldn't it be Bipartisan, or multipartisan ?" Daily Kos was just sniffing (May 28th) along that trail, it seemed....partway : "We hope the dKosopedia will become the progressive-political version of the Wikipedia, a political FAQ so to speak" Would the "Dkosopedia" benefit from a less partisan stance ?

But, the MemeTank rocks -with it's bestiary of Liberal/Progressive, Right Wing, and "other" memes and the (MemeTank's) "Meme Development Project....This section is for people who want to invent new memes and try to encourage professional journalists to start using them."

Falconio suspect 'discussed body'

Falconio suspect 'discussed body' 06/02/2004 04:02 AM
An Australian man charged with murdering a British backpacker spoke of disposing of a body, a court hears.

Falconio case delay 'frustrating'

Falconio case delay 'frustrating' 05/20/2004 05:52 AM
Delays in the case around the death of Briton Peter Falconio in the Australian outback are exasperating his family.

Game recalled over Falconio fears

Game recalled over Falconio fears 08/09/2004 05:49 AM
Board game Trivial Pursuit is withdrawn in part of Australia amid fears it could prejudice the Peter Falconio murder case.

Falconio suspect to face trial

Falconio suspect to face trial 08/17/2004 11:20 PM
The man accused of killing British tourist Peter Falconio is to stand trial for his murder, an Australian court has ruled.

Falconio police 'kept van swabs'

Falconio police 'kept van swabs' 05/28/2004 06:32 AM
Police investigating the disappearance of backpacker Peter Falconio tell a court they never tested evidence taken from his van.

Falconio 'shot dead' in outback

Falconio 'shot dead' in outback 05/17/2004 06:10 AM
Prosecutors in Australia outline their case against the man accused of murdering British backpacker Peter Falconio.

WordPerfect Vies for a Comeback

WordPerfect Vies for a Comeback 03/06/2004 01:52 AM

New WordPerfect Releases Reviewed

New WordPerfect Releases Reviewed 04/29/2004 10:38 AM

Alphalogix lowers the total cost of
enterprise wide instant messaging
deployment with the Versona Instant
Messaging System (VIMS)

Alphalogix lowers the total cost of
enterprise wide instant messaging
deployment with the Versona Instant
Messaging System (VIMS) 05/31/2004 01:45 PM
Alphalogix, Inc., a leading provider of software solutions and services for the connected enterprise, addresses the high cost of enterprise wide instant messaging deployment and management. With this in mind, Alphalogix developed the Versona Instant Messaging System (VIMS) which drastically lowers the cost of deploying and maintaining an instant messaging infrastructure without sacrifice to capabilities or features. This is made possible with the IM client streaming technology used by Alphalogix in the Versona Instant Messaging System. [PRWEB May 18, 2004]

EMC Fails to Impress

EMC Fails to Impress 04/15/2004 11:49 AM
TheStreet.com Apr 15 2004 3:50PM GMT

Your Ringtones Do Not Impress Me

Your Ringtones Do Not Impress Me 04/18/2005 02:26 PM
Dear coworkers, If you're going to leave your cell phone at your desk while you're not there, please disable that loud and annoying ringtone that you're so fond of. Consider using the "vibrate" feature or the silent profile. Or, better yet, take the phone with you. Your ringtones do not impress me. Thanks, Jeremy...

Flickr (Flicker) photo sharing IM
instant messenger instant message
friendster realtime media sharing real
time online community

Flickr (Flicker) photo sharing IM
instant messenger instant message
friendster realtime media sharing real
time online community 02/11/2004 10:49 AM
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