While little Johnny is beating a prostitute to death in GTA3: Liberty City Stories he may be at risk of (err…) malicious porn sellers. El Reg has brought to light the nefarious plot to subvert the youth of wherever you happen to be by way of the good people at Surf Control.

Who sell a package to block internet content. Small wonder they’re bleating about the horrible dangers of youths mixing porn in with their violence, eh?

Here’s an idea. If you’re a parent worried about your kids getting the “wrong content” make sure they don’t. Seems simple, yet affective. Better yet, simply don’t buy them whatever they want.

Now that that’s all sorted…